Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -2476 = 6047 - 8523 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2463 = 7079 - 9542 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2435 = 6228 - 8663 - +
angst is lame
#722 -2427 = 6533 - 8960 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -2363 = 8009 - 10372 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -2336 = 6155 - 8491 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2299 = 6834 - 9133 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -2294 = 6422 - 8716 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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We should all quit whinging.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -2260 = 6252 - 8512 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2245 = 6504 - 8749 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -2231 = 7264 - 9495 - +
an elite is inevitable
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2228 = 7075 - 9303 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -2226 = 7124 - 9350 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I've run out of things to say.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -2187 = 6308 - 8495 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -2181 = 6105 - 8286 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2172 = 6141 - 8313 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Control is not control
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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to whom it may concern,
#3417 -2147 = 6226 - 8373 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I'm better than you.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -2114 = 6443 - 8557 - +
Secrecy kills.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -2096 = 6525 - 8621 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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scratch'n'sniff
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -2066 = 6243 - 8309 - +
Normal
#2169 -2064 = 6106 - 8170 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -2064 = 6357 - 8421 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -2057 = 6300 - 8357 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -2052 = 6083 - 8135 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -2039 = 7017 - 9056 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -2032 = 6348 - 8380 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -2002 = 6232 - 8234 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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You are what you hate.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1955 = 6167 - 8122 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -1954 = 5660 - 7614 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
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And thus, sense was made.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1940 = 7606 - 9546 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -1935 = 6250 - 8185 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1931 = 7564 - 9495 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1928 = 6308 - 8236 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1926 = 5959 - 7885 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1924 = 6442 - 8366 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -1922 = 5979 - 7901 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -1901 = 6332 - 8233 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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