Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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angst is lame
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Care for a penis snifter?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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I've run out of things to say.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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fat people think they are fat.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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an elite is inevitable
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Control is not control
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We should all quit whinging.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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to whom it may concern,
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realize that ignorance is bless
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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I'm better than you.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Secrecy kills.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -2008 = 5647 - 7655 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -2004 = 5836 - 7840 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1997 = 5973 - 7970 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -1995 = 6512 - 8507 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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scratch'n'sniff
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Normal
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1901 = 5655 - 7556 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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And thus, sense was made.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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You are what you hate.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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