Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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angst is lame
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Care for a penis snifter?
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I've run out of things to say.
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Control is not control
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2096 = 5292 - 7388 - +
an elite is inevitable
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fat people think they are fat.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -2069 = 4645 - 6714 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2066 = 4656 - 6722 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I'm better than you.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -2017 = 5392 - 7409 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -2015 = 4270 - 6285 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -2009 = 4564 - 6573 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -2007 = 4533 - 6540 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -2002 = 4673 - 6675 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1994 = 4596 - 6590 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1983 = 5775 - 7758 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1968 = 4677 - 6645 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1966 = 4750 - 6716 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1963 = 5800 - 7763 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1960 = 4690 - 6650 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Normal
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1937 = 4588 - 6525 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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scratch'n'sniff
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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You are what you hate.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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And thus, sense was made.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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