Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -2368 = 6519 - 8887 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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angst is lame
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -2287 = 6816 - 9103 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -2205 = 5565 - 7770 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2204 = 5904 - 8108 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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I've run out of things to say.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Control is not control
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an elite is inevitable
#706 -2141 = 5857 - 7998 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2140 = 5641 - 7781 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -2124 = 5848 - 7972 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -2123 = 5542 - 7665 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -2118 = 5748 - 7866 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -2065 = 5579 - 7644 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -2065 = 5652 - 7717 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -2059 = 5937 - 7996 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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I'm better than you.
#4267 -2053 = 5538 - 7591 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -2037 = 5776 - 7813 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -2029 = 5630 - 7659 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -2025 = 5502 - 7527 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -2020 = 6816 - 8836 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -2019 = 5773 - 7792 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -2018 = 5604 - 7622 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -2012 = 5657 - 7669 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -2007 = 5785 - 7792 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -2000 = 5593 - 7593 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1999 = 5739 - 7738 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -1996 = 5768 - 7764 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -1995 = 6443 - 8438 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1987 = 5915 - 7902 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -1987 = 5733 - 7720 - +
scratch'n'sniff
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Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1981 = 5885 - 7866 - +
Normal
#2169 -1974 = 5544 - 7518 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1909 = 5693 - 7602 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -1907 = 5094 - 7001 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1906 = 5588 - 7494 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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And thus, sense was made.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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You are what you hate.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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