Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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angst is lame
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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an elite is inevitable
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fat people think they are fat.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I've run out of things to say.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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to whom it may concern,
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Control is not control
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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I'm better than you.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Secrecy kills.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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scratch'n'sniff
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Normal
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Life -- do you grok it?
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -2006 = 6573 - 8579 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1999 = 6478 - 8477 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -1973 = 6440 - 8413 - +
You are what you hate.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1955 = 7777 - 9732 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1951 = 6113 - 8064 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
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And thus, sense was made.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -1931 = 6162 - 8093 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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