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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -2345 = 5085 - 7430 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -2312 = 5206 - 7518 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2281 = 5148 - 7429 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -2274 = 5366 - 7640 - +
angst is lame
#722 -2234 = 4404 - 6638 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -2209 = 4425 - 6634 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -2209 = 4359 - 6568 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -2203 = 5185 - 7388 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -2202 = 4195 - 6397 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -2193 = 4274 - 6467 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -2189 = 5162 - 7351 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -2170 = 5355 - 7525 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -2145 = 4205 - 6350 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -2139 = 4170 - 6309 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -2136 = 5247 - 7383 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2120 = 4472 - 6592 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -2119 = 4207 - 6326 - +
Control is not control
#951 -2101 = 4509 - 6610 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -2101 = 4239 - 6340 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -2098 = 4271 - 6369 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -2076 = 5259 - 7335 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -2073 = 4141 - 6214 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -2072 = 4333 - 6405 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -2065 = 4089 - 6154 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -2063 = 4133 - 6196 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -2061 = 4341 - 6402 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -2060 = 4429 - 6489 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -2052 = 4300 - 6352 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -2043 = 5130 - 7173 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -2042 = 4175 - 6217 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -2038 = 4330 - 6368 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2037 = 4326 - 6363 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -2036 = 4310 - 6346 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2032 = 4968 - 7000 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2027 = 4242 - 6269 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -2021 = 4138 - 6159 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -2020 = 4358 - 6378 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -2018 = 5332 - 7350 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -2012 = 4116 - 6128 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -2011 = 4353 - 6364 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -2005 = 4299 - 6304 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2004 = 5178 - 7182 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -2004 = 5021 - 7025 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2003 = 4320 - 6323 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -2000 = 4422 - 6422 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -1997 = 4346 - 6343 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1986 = 4208 - 6194 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1980 = 4299 - 6279 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -1969 = 3946 - 5915 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -1965 = 4425 - 6390 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -1960 = 4571 - 6531 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1958 = 5394 - 7352 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1957 = 4239 - 6196 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1954 = 5414 - 7368 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -1953 = 4181 - 6134 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1951 = 4320 - 6271 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1951 = 4519 - 6470 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1950 = 4445 - 6395 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1942 = 4380 - 6322 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1939 = 4298 - 6237 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1935 = 4342 - 6277 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1917 = 4350 - 6267 - +
Normal
#2169 -1905 = 4164 - 6069 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1904 = 4232 - 6136 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1903 = 4225 - 6128 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -1898 = 4574 - 6472 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -1873 = 4273 - 6146 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1869 = 4286 - 6155 - +
scratch'n'sniff
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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You are what you hate.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1853 = 5611 - 7464 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -1824 = 4242 - 6066 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -1811 = 4153 - 5964 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -1803 = 4029 - 5832 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1719 = 4153 - 5872 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -1687 = 4212 - 5899 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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