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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -2168 = 5036 - 7204 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2114 = 4441 - 6555 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -2108 = 4371 - 6479 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -2103 = 4466 - 6569 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -2032 = 4664 - 6696 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -1989 = 3523 - 5512 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -1970 = 4559 - 6529 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -1966 = 3661 - 5627 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -1963 = 4505 - 6468 - +
angst is lame
#722 -1961 = 3680 - 5641 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -1961 = 4470 - 6431 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -1960 = 3476 - 5436 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -1959 = 3747 - 5706 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -1950 = 4514 - 6464 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -1944 = 3577 - 5521 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -1941 = 4651 - 6592 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -1915 = 3749 - 5664 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -1908 = 3539 - 5447 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -1899 = 3470 - 5369 - +
Control is not control
#951 -1898 = 3753 - 5651 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -1897 = 3580 - 5477 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -1889 = 4603 - 6492 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -1888 = 3557 - 5445 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -1887 = 3461 - 5348 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -1887 = 3545 - 5432 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -1885 = 3638 - 5523 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -1881 = 4372 - 6253 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1881 = 4586 - 6467 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -1878 = 3695 - 5573 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -1877 = 3573 - 5450 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -1865 = 4307 - 6172 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -1860 = 3404 - 5264 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1856 = 3485 - 5341 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -1855 = 3544 - 5399 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -1853 = 3655 - 5508 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1851 = 3586 - 5437 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -1842 = 3709 - 5551 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -1840 = 4319 - 6159 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -1838 = 3470 - 5308 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -1837 = 3687 - 5524 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -1835 = 3635 - 5470 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -1834 = 3653 - 5487 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -1833 = 3639 - 5472 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -1830 = 3629 - 5459 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -1814 = 3718 - 5532 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1814 = 3793 - 5607 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -1814 = 3634 - 5448 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1812 = 3700 - 5512 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -1807 = 3840 - 5647 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1805 = 3632 - 5437 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -1805 = 4500 - 6305 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1800 = 3619 - 5419 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -1799 = 3644 - 5443 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -1795 = 3571 - 5366 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -1785 = 3585 - 5370 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1785 = 3610 - 5395 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -1782 = 3801 - 5583 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -1779 = 3435 - 5214 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -1777 = 3469 - 5246 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1774 = 4719 - 6493 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1772 = 3647 - 5419 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1763 = 3525 - 5288 - +
Normal
#2169 -1758 = 3504 - 5262 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -1755 = 3510 - 5265 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -1754 = 3275 - 5029 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1752 = 3561 - 5313 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1745 = 4829 - 6574 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1741 = 3592 - 5333 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -1735 = 4001 - 5736 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -1720 = 3489 - 5209 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -1710 = 3528 - 5238 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -1704 = 3469 - 5173 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -1703 = 3404 - 5107 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1698 = 3343 - 5041 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -1692 = 3308 - 5000 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -1692 = 3529 - 5221 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1692 = 3435 - 5127 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1688 = 3521 - 5209 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -1672 = 3554 - 5226 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -1667 = 3388 - 5055 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1663 = 3602 - 5265 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -1663 = 2941 - 4604 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -1660 = 3421 - 5081 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -1652 = 3580 - 5232 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -1640 = 3562 - 5202 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -1623 = 3483 - 5106 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -1612 = 3464 - 5076 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -1598 = 3719 - 5317 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -1587 = 3485 - 5072 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -1570 = 3616 - 5186 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -1570 = 3472 - 5042 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1566 = 3624 - 5190 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -1566 = 3393 - 4959 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -1526 = 3568 - 5094 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -1525 = 3454 - 4979 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -1510 = 3549 - 5059 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -1505 = 3542 - 5047 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -1476 = 3650 - 5126 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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