Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -2334 = 6448 - 8782 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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angst is lame
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -2274 = 5668 - 7942 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -2171 = 5765 - 7936 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2163 = 5014 - 7177 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -2155 = 4752 - 6907 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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I've run out of things to say.
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Control is not control
#951 -2130 = 5101 - 7231 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -2130 = 4854 - 6984 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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fat people think they are fat.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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an elite is inevitable
#706 -2104 = 4918 - 7022 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2101 = 4822 - 6923 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2099 = 5452 - 7551 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2090 = 4722 - 6812 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -2082 = 4980 - 7062 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -2081 = 4798 - 6879 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2069 = 4820 - 6889 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -2053 = 4854 - 6907 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -2046 = 4769 - 6815 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -2042 = 4916 - 6958 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2041 = 5692 - 7733 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -2034 = 4692 - 6726 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -2028 = 4891 - 6919 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -2025 = 4658 - 6683 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -2022 = 4932 - 6954 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -2020 = 4433 - 6453 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -2016 = 5081 - 7097 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -2010 = 5557 - 7567 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -2006 = 4900 - 6906 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1998 = 4830 - 6828 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -1998 = 4692 - 6690 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1990 = 4743 - 6733 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1988 = 4765 - 6753 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -1979 = 4862 - 6841 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1978 = 5954 - 7932 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1964 = 4854 - 6818 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -1959 = 4661 - 6620 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1958 = 5989 - 7947 - +
Normal
#2169 -1955 = 4670 - 6625 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1953 = 4870 - 6823 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1953 = 4930 - 6883 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1948 = 4769 - 6717 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1938 = 5062 - 7000 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -1930 = 4762 - 6692 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1926 = 4763 - 6689 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -1923 = 4588 - 6511 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1912 = 4907 - 6819 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -1910 = 4756 - 6666 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1908 = 4899 - 6807 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -1901 = 5345 - 7246 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1896 = 4812 - 6708 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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And thus, sense was made.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -1852 = 4667 - 6519 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1852 = 4715 - 6567 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -1842 = 4791 - 6633 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -1752 = 4680 - 6432 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1705 = 4682 - 6387 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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