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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -1915 = 3752 - 5667 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -1894 = 3691 - 5585 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -1884 = 3807 - 5691 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -1779 = 3986 - 5765 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -1744 = 3845 - 5589 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -1743 = 3809 - 5552 - +
angst is lame
#722 -1728 = 2990 - 4718 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1726 = 3885 - 5611 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -1722 = 2891 - 4613 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -1718 = 3015 - 4733 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -1717 = 3906 - 5623 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -1714 = 2832 - 4546 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -1713 = 3986 - 5699 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -1713 = 3084 - 4797 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -1708 = 3877 - 5585 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -1698 = 3003 - 4701 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -1690 = 3917 - 5607 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -1687 = 2911 - 4598 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -1686 = 3635 - 5321 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -1680 = 2952 - 4632 - +
Control is not control
#951 -1679 = 3074 - 4753 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1676 = 3068 - 4744 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -1676 = 2939 - 4615 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1675 = 2980 - 4655 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -1674 = 3021 - 4695 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -1661 = 3038 - 4699 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -1651 = 3733 - 5384 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1646 = 2953 - 4599 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -1646 = 2919 - 4565 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -1645 = 2945 - 4590 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -1644 = 3066 - 4710 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1638 = 2947 - 4585 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -1638 = 3051 - 4689 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -1635 = 2983 - 4618 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -1633 = 2932 - 4565 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1627 = 2873 - 4500 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -1615 = 2777 - 4392 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
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And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -1614 = 3124 - 4738 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -1612 = 3024 - 4636 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -1612 = 3862 - 5474 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1611 = 4092 - 5703 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -1607 = 3178 - 4785 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -1606 = 2990 - 4596 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1606 = 3016 - 4622 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1601 = 3043 - 4644 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -1600 = 2995 - 4595 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -1599 = 3010 - 4609 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -1598 = 2946 - 4544 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -1592 = 2890 - 4482 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -1589 = 2956 - 4545 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -1587 = 2932 - 4519 - +
Normal
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -1570 = 3366 - 4936 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1569 = 3112 - 4681 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1566 = 4089 - 5655 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1556 = 3057 - 4613 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -1550 = 2874 - 4424 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1547 = 2989 - 4536 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -1546 = 3013 - 4559 - +
scratch'n'sniff
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -1538 = 2952 - 4490 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -1522 = 2846 - 4368 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -1520 = 2985 - 4505 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1516 = 3051 - 4567 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1511 = 2857 - 4368 - +
to whom it may concern,
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1428 = 3157 - 4585 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -1407 = 3109 - 4516 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -1380 = 2970 - 4350 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -1333 = 2940 - 4273 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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