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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -2229 = 4672 - 6901 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -2208 = 4782 - 6990 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2177 = 4749 - 6926 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -2123 = 4972 - 7095 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -2105 = 3804 - 5909 - +
angst is lame
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Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -2083 = 4033 - 6116 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -2083 = 4836 - 6919 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -2083 = 4756 - 6839 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -2083 = 3961 - 6044 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -2065 = 4822 - 6887 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -2057 = 3876 - 5933 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -2052 = 3780 - 5832 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -2039 = 4949 - 6988 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -2033 = 4813 - 6846 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2025 = 4053 - 6078 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -2022 = 3793 - 5815 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -2005 = 3873 - 5878 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -1997 = 3849 - 5846 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -1995 = 3832 - 5827 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -1989 = 3744 - 5733 - +
Control is not control
#951 -1984 = 4075 - 6059 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -1978 = 3875 - 5853 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -1977 = 4005 - 5982 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -1974 = 4905 - 6879 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -1972 = 3835 - 5807 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -1971 = 3943 - 5914 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -1970 = 3757 - 5727 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -1966 = 4591 - 6557 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -1958 = 3918 - 5876 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -1957 = 3701 - 5658 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -1941 = 3742 - 5683 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1940 = 4906 - 6846 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -1935 = 4701 - 6636 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -1933 = 3945 - 5878 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -1928 = 3847 - 5775 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -1920 = 3903 - 5823 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -1920 = 3930 - 5850 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -1919 = 4608 - 6527 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -1917 = 4014 - 5931 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1917 = 3792 - 5709 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -1916 = 3973 - 5889 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1913 = 3895 - 5808 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1907 = 3897 - 5804 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -1902 = 3947 - 5849 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -1897 = 3933 - 5830 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -1896 = 3717 - 5613 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -1892 = 4806 - 6698 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -1891 = 4025 - 5916 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1890 = 4097 - 5987 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1889 = 3945 - 5834 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -1882 = 3763 - 5645 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -1881 = 3939 - 5820 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -1875 = 4156 - 6031 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1873 = 4027 - 5900 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1865 = 5009 - 6874 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1864 = 3944 - 5808 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1855 = 3903 - 5758 - +
And thus, sense was made.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -1848 = 3569 - 5417 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Normal
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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scratch'n'sniff
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You are what you hate.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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to whom it may concern,
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -1631 = 3745 - 5376 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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