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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -2017 = 4591 - 6608 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -2003 = 4017 - 6020 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -2003 = 3986 - 5989 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -1978 = 3914 - 5892 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -1896 = 4218 - 6114 - +
angst is lame
#722 -1851 = 3222 - 5073 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -1848 = 4033 - 5881 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -1833 = 3047 - 4880 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -1831 = 3226 - 5057 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -1827 = 4070 - 5897 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -1824 = 4130 - 5954 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -1819 = 4082 - 5901 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -1816 = 3315 - 5131 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -1811 = 3284 - 5095 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -1808 = 4225 - 6033 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -1805 = 3133 - 4938 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -1797 = 3125 - 4922 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1788 = 4124 - 5912 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -1787 = 3130 - 4917 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -1781 = 3102 - 4883 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -1780 = 3172 - 4952 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -1776 = 4154 - 5930 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -1768 = 3246 - 5014 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -1764 = 3857 - 5621 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -1763 = 3253 - 5016 - +
Control is not control
#951 -1758 = 3315 - 5073 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -1754 = 3147 - 4901 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -1751 = 3152 - 4903 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -1746 = 3951 - 5697 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -1746 = 3145 - 4891 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -1742 = 3048 - 4790 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -1740 = 2990 - 4730 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -1740 = 3282 - 5022 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1737 = 3228 - 4965 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1736 = 3322 - 5058 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -1729 = 3242 - 4971 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -1728 = 3890 - 5618 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -1723 = 3221 - 4944 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1723 = 3167 - 4890 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -1720 = 3194 - 4914 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -1716 = 3213 - 4929 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1712 = 3188 - 4900 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -1711 = 3291 - 5002 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -1711 = 3128 - 4839 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -1708 = 3082 - 4790 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -1705 = 3268 - 4973 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -1701 = 3397 - 5098 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -1700 = 3224 - 4924 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -1698 = 3342 - 5040 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -1698 = 3132 - 4830 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -1696 = 3091 - 4787 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -1694 = 3221 - 4915 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -1694 = 4085 - 5779 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -1687 = 3224 - 4911 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1682 = 3259 - 4941 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -1678 = 3233 - 4911 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -1673 = 3155 - 4828 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -1668 = 3178 - 4846 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1659 = 3230 - 4889 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -1657 = 3050 - 4707 - +
Normal
#2169 -1651 = 3161 - 4812 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1649 = 3178 - 4827 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1649 = 4363 - 6012 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -1645 = 3195 - 4840 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1635 = 3242 - 4877 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1632 = 4315 - 5947 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1630 = 3329 - 4959 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -1629 = 3200 - 4829 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -1629 = 3582 - 5211 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -1617 = 3151 - 4768 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -1615 = 3015 - 4630 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -1613 = 3226 - 4839 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1607 = 3093 - 4700 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -1606 = 3267 - 4873 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1603 = 3234 - 4837 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -1600 = 3296 - 4896 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1593 = 3062 - 4655 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -1577 = 3094 - 4671 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -1577 = 2523 - 4100 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -1576 = 3098 - 4674 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -1575 = 3169 - 4744 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -1572 = 3185 - 4757 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -1569 = 3218 - 4787 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -1564 = 3157 - 4721 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1561 = 3263 - 4824 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -1550 = 3204 - 4754 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -1544 = 3104 - 4648 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -1533 = 3193 - 4726 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -1522 = 3209 - 4731 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -1516 = 3399 - 4915 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -1509 = 3318 - 4827 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -1487 = 3203 - 4690 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1460 = 3357 - 4817 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -1460 = 3042 - 4502 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -1447 = 3165 - 4612 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -1444 = 3312 - 4756 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -1416 = 3205 - 4621 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -1406 = 3223 - 4629 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -1374 = 3150 - 4524 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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