Semi Official Memebomb Archive

cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Protection when you least expect it
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Elite Populist
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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alzheimer macht frei
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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the future is here now
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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you can even marry harry
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Suicide is against the law!
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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This is now part of your day.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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i'm just as god remade me
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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We are here to grow our souls
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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I'm not dead.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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bleed for the international power
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Be as if.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Kook cain
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Please go back 3 squares
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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BROFIST
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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FOREVER ALONE
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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What are you really thinking about?
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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expressing anger is necessary
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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no absolutes!
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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