Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 -283 = 2615 - 2898 - +
Please clean up after your god.
#4092 -296 = 1563 - 1859 - +
Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
#5063 -287 = 1514 - 1801 - +
1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
#5798 -282 = 2263 - 2545 - +
that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
#4841 -316 = 2148 - 2464 - +
Right now people are dying because they are invisible
#5910 -321 = 1689 - 2010 - +
Democracy is Watching you..
#3839 -295 = 1639 - 1934 - +
What poor gods we do make.
#3149 -362 = 1665 - 2027 - +
There is no real secret to feeling OK.
#5612 -292 = 1418 - 1710 - +
Everyone has a personal fnord
#5915 -285 = 2017 - 2302 - +
ice cream is never the wrong decision
#4635 -283 = 2483 - 2766 - +
Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
#5579 -278 = 1722 - 2000 - +
Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
#4808 -345 = 1752 - 2097 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -1880 = 4152 - 6032 - +
What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
#4674 -315 = 1779 - 2094 - +
It really is just a jump to the left.
#5025 -308 = 1747 - 2055 - +
Never reconstruct the indestructible
#2117 -310 = 1892 - 2202 - +
Life's a laugh and then you cry.
#3897 -336 = 1965 - 2301 - +
Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
#2893 -301 = 1741 - 2042 - +
In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
#5100 -307 = 2916 - 3223 - +
INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
#6229 -329 = 2734 - 3063 - +
Shh! My common sense is tingling!
#2471 -310 = 1739 - 2049 - +
Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
#582 -291 = 2108 - 2399 - +
you LIVE in that head?
#3333 -330 = 2109 - 2439 - +
Reality is a Work In Progress
#3908 -302 = 1805 - 2107 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -1862 = 4778 - 6640 - +
You are getting sleepy very.
#3258 -281 = 1624 - 1905 - +
humanism is obsolete
#1465 -320 = 2296 - 2616 - +
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
#5987 -274 = 2489 - 2763 - +
Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
#1310 -301 = 1987 - 2288 - +
Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
#1381 -293 = 2080 - 2373 - +
Mistakes aren't always regrets
#5079 -290 = 1978 - 2268 - +
u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
#4164 -315 = 1898 - 2213 - +
Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
#5974 -348 = 1813 - 2161 - +
Seen one fnord, seen em all.
#4975 -298 = 1483 - 1781 - +
Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
#4065 -296 = 2274 - 2570 - +
beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
#4793 -284 = 2066 - 2350 - +
It's later than you think.
#1854 -309 = 1709 - 2018 - +
wipe off that lipstick.
#3224 -285 = 1664 - 1949 - +
drama often obscures the real issues
#1113 -299 = 1683 - 1982 - +
go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
#1326 -290 = 1700 - 1990 - +
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
#1392 -365 = 1990 - 2355 - +
Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
#2193 -281 = 2047 - 2328 - +
Pretend to be real.
#3863 -290 = 1759 - 2049 - +
Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
#5351 -303 = 2259 - 2562 - +
ISABELLAH
#5510 -286 = 2197 - 2483 - +
You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
#4088 -290 = 1720 - 2010 - +
HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
#5618 -315 = 1670 - 1985 - +
ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
#4510 -285 = 2118 - 2403 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2032 = 4968 - 7000 - +
If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
#1652 -298 = 2172 - 2470 - +
If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
#1733 -293 = 2116 - 2409 - +
There are no extras in THIS movie.
#2828 -299 = 1816 - 2115 - +
The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
#2659 -293 = 2208 - 2501 - +
THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
#4232 -288 = 1975 - 2263 - +
The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
#2650 -327 = 1646 - 1973 - +
if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
#4685 -349 = 1563 - 1912 - +
A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
#601 -294 = 2398 - 2692 - +
action causes more trouble than thought
#656 -274 = 2248 - 2522 - +
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
#4190 -284 = 1706 - 1990 - +
The new money is info.
#2728 -289 = 2038 - 2327 - +
Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
#860 -278 = 2672 - 2950 - +
You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
#3903 -354 = 2224 - 2578 - +
ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
#6120 -282 = 2812 - 3094 - +
The boss needs you, you don't need him.
#2641 -330 = 1817 - 2147 - +
Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
#5481 -270 = 2342 - 2612 - +
civilization is the denial of shit
#5742 -315 = 2007 - 2322 - +
read banned books
#2376 -283 = 1952 - 2235 - +
To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
#2980 -315 = 1797 - 2112 - +
2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
#4990 -314 = 2629 - 2943 - +
Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
#4361 -288 = 1617 - 1905 - +
você esperava por uma frase em português?
#5604 -290 = 1499 - 1789 - +
Grayface is a Pope too
#5044 -275 = 2138 - 2413 - +
Check Mate!
#3547 -348 = 2112 - 2460 - +
This is a thought free zone.
#2902 -285 = 1924 - 2209 - +
You are not an individual.
#3265 -310 = 1877 - 2187 - +
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
#1086 -288 = 2088 - 2376 - +
don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
#6037 -408 = 1983 - 2391 - +
The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
#4413 -298 = 2600 - 2898 - +
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
#2026 -310 = 2207 - 2517 - +
be eristic in the face of anerisms
#5796 -334 = 1688 - 2022 - +
Vacuum packed for freshness.
#3034 -368 = 1959 - 2327 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1904 = 4232 - 6136 - +
Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
#6061 -278 = 2142 - 2420 - +
If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
#4779 -311 = 1980 - 2291 - +
EAT BABIES
#6399 -705 = 1743 - 2448 - +
Ordo ab chao, brassica!
#5352 -334 = 1521 - 1855 - +
Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
#3607 -340 = 2685 - 3025 - +
Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
#3977 -317 = 1854 - 2171 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 -297 = 1644 - 1941 - +
The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
#2713 -334 = 2249 - 2583 - +
An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
#4139 -285 = 2360 - 2645 - +
Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
#658 -327 = 1871 - 2198 - +
You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
#3274 -345 = 1693 - 2038 - +
There is no such thing as a fake religion.
#3887 -283 = 2206 - 2489 - +
If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
#1670 -282 = 2058 - 2340 - +
Stop whispering. Start shouting.
#2559 -274 = 1976 - 2250 - +
Do you own your own reality tunnel?
#1059 -296 = 2549 - 2845 - +
Protection when you least expect it
#5183 -299 = 2316 - 2615 - +
I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
#5164 -368 = 2196 - 2564 - +

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