Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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war is a purification rite
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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problem solver or problem maker
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Reality is a work in progress.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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change your mind
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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annoy the boring
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land of the fee
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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They Live. We sleep
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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getting even is odd.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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I am high, bye
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fuck you
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Think inside the box
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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How often do you feel human?
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Your ego is biohazard
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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politics is used for personal gain
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I hear music!
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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snub backwards is buns
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Don't tread on me
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you sure its safe?
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Avert thy gaze!
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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antifart
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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humanism is obsolete
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Don't panic.
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You are a product.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Check Mate!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Kill your imagination.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Lego my Ego
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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History is a religion
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Do you think that went well?
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