Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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MINDCRAFT
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Not all addicts do drugs.
#3835 -288 = 1722 - 2010 - +
My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
#3218 -303 = 1665 - 1968 - +
It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
#4327 -295 = 1701 - 1996 - +
The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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i can't do that yet.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
#3283 -297 = 1722 - 2019 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
#3716 -290 = 1648 - 1938 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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to whom it may concern,
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
#4417 -312 = 1670 - 1982 - +
You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Mission accomplished.
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decency is a relative thing
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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There is no help.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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That's just what I believe
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -289 = 1675 - 1964 - +
Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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You are what you hate.
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Strike any user to continue.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
#4590 -287 = 1615 - 1902 - +
you can't find some things on the internet.
#3999 -293 = 1695 - 1988 - +
If you can read this, I love you.
#1680 -296 = 1471 - 1767 - +
Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
#633 -308 = 1688 - 1996 - +
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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christafarian
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lmao wtf did u expect
#5901 -293 = 1729 - 2022 - +
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
#2636 -304 = 1437 - 1741 - +
"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Collapse the state of mind
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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non serviam
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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[citation needed]
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
#1996 -302 = 1701 - 2003 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Mohammed made a good profit
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private property created crime
#2330 -288 = 2019 - 2307 - +
if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Free
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Duck
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Support your local ceiling.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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I'll be back.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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