It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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