Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
#5282 -315 = 1149 - 1464 - +
You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
#3303 -299 = 1188 - 1487 - +
I won't stop until I get to Normal
#3890 -306 = 1566 - 1872 - +
Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
#1174 -300 = 1432 - 1732 - +
Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
#5622 -291 = 1206 - 1497 - +
And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
#718 -297 = 1590 - 1887 - +
Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
#4056 -290 = 1696 - 1986 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1851 = 3586 - 5437 - +
Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
#820 -284 = 1833 - 2117 - +
the voice of god is just a construct
#6005 -316 = 1521 - 1837 - +
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
#5325 -297 = 1744 - 2041 - +
In the end. there's a period.
#1765 -302 = 1353 - 1655 - +
Have you seen my stapler?
#1385 -305 = 1250 - 1555 - +
If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
#5942 -289 = 1213 - 1502 - +
Elite Populist
#1141 -296 = 1605 - 1901 - +
I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
#1623 -291 = 1386 - 1677 - +
Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
#4663 -292 = 1674 - 1966 - +
SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
#3957 -329 = 1573 - 1902 - +
If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
#1630 -324 = 1709 - 2033 - +
Orwell was right.
#2247 -289 = 1463 - 1752 - +
Avert thy gaze!
#785 -306 = 1865 - 2171 - +
I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
#3943 -369 = 1219 - 1588 - +
ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
#6306 -447 = 2357 - 2804 - +
Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
#1353 -297 = 1104 - 1401 - +
Kill Your Idols.
#1923 -295 = 1591 - 1886 - +
Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
#4049 -289 = 1675 - 1964 - +
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
#5564 -296 = 998 - 1294 - +
if Life sucks, cum on her lips
#5651 -296 = 1360 - 1656 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -1855 = 3544 - 5399 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -1916 = 3749 - 5665 - +
SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
#6374 -543 = 1911 - 2454 - +
Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
#2043 -361 = 1570 - 1931 - +
Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
#2187 -294 = 1245 - 1539 - +
you owe the world not the other way around
#3347 -293 = 1720 - 2013 - +
what is future
#5649 -296 = 1043 - 1339 - +
6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
#4112 -303 = 1242 - 1545 - +
If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
#5055 -318 = 1294 - 1612 - +
This is my steakhouse.
#2907 -301 = 1409 - 1710 - +
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
#920 -298 = 1300 - 1598 - +
No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
#6176 -333 = 1715 - 2048 - +
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
#615 -300 = 1507 - 1807 - +
Jesus made a good profit
#1893 -310 = 1516 - 1826 - +
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
#2751 -295 = 1965 - 2260 - +
I do hesitate to ask.
#5465 -306 = 1067 - 1373 - +
Dick.
#4216 -307 = 1047 - 1354 - +
FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
#1278 -293 = 1458 - 1751 - +
For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
#5446 -298 = 1261 - 1559 - +
 
 
 
BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
#4671 -370 = 1726 - 2096 - +
land of the fee
#6230 -318 = 2026 - 2344 - +
My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
#2096 -297 = 1262 - 1559 - +
leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
#1948 -296 = 1625 - 1921 - +
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
#4791 -291 = 1636 - 1927 - +
Forcefully doing nothing.
#1273 -295 = 1494 - 1789 - +
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
#2128 -299 = 1008 - 1307 - +
alcohol kills. smoke frop!
#6074 -298 = 1940 - 2238 - +
Dare to be stupid.
#977 -302 = 1868 - 2170 - +
I declare a permanent state of happiness.
#1498 -298 = 1307 - 1605 - +
If you want to follow the herd be selfish
#5868 -299 = 1377 - 1676 - +
outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
#2127 -301 = 1304 - 1605 - +
Hokum all ye faithful
#5192 -333 = 1803 - 2136 - +
Don't worry, be metal
#5148 -333 = 1327 - 1660 - +
Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
#2478 -297 = 1602 - 1899 - +
Think inside the box
#2891 -295 = 1244 - 1539 - +
Question Authority; that's an order!
#2356 -296 = 1512 - 1808 - +
Save the banks lol
#5534 -295 = 1141 - 1436 - +
Admire persistence, or they won't stop
#664 -305 = 1761 - 2066 - +
Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
#2111 -293 = 1307 - 1600 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -1964 = 4505 - 6469 - +
Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
#4238 -301 = 1690 - 1991 - +
It's only illegal if you get caught.
#1875 -298 = 1773 - 2071 - +
Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
#6081 -315 = 1684 - 1999 - +
ban censorship!
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
#5794 -291 = 986 - 1277 - +
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
#5138 -295 = 1538 - 1833 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -1838 = 3470 - 5308 - +
It's a trap!
#5005 -295 = 1250 - 1545 - +
Shit Floats.
#2473 -298 = 1231 - 1529 - +
Look out, you're gonna craaash.
#1996 -290 = 1470 - 1760 - +
Open horse fucking
#4670 -297 = 1209 - 1506 - +
He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
#1391 -298 = 1388 - 1686 - +
No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
#2158 -294 = 1036 - 1330 - +
The boss needs you, you don't need him.
#2641 -291 = 1370 - 1661 - +
Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
#5567 -308 = 985 - 1293 - +
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
#2807 -294 = 1396 - 1690 - +
Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
#2126 -292 = 1659 - 1951 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
#4656 -298 = 2212 - 2510 - +
Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
#2332 -295 = 1561 - 1856 - +
Approbio si latine loqueris
#5464 -285 = 1469 - 1754 - +
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
#4479 -294 = 1747 - 2041 - +
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
#1262 -296 = 1160 - 1456 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1785 = 3610 - 5395 - +
You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
#3296 -304 = 1502 - 1806 - +
Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
#1096 -313 = 1829 - 2142 - +
No direction is the right direction
#2130 -301 = 1024 - 1325 - +
talking is used to hide one's inability to act
#2604 -301 = 1656 - 1957 - +
MURDERBIRD
#6140 -380 = 1618 - 1998 - +
i need to avoid the void
#6450 -351 = 990 - 1341 - +
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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