Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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