Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Why are you too good to die?
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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You too can be No. one!
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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what? do you think?
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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If its to be its up to me
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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go within the flow
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Maybe you're a product too
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I do hesitate to ask.
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i wish i had tried.
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You know it all, don't you?
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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We are watching you
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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the whether is changing
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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You were alone before they left you
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Welcome home
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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illness is a state of mind
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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The Government is watching God
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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life = murder
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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We saw her duck.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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This is a question?
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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All employees are forbidden.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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