Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
#2246 -297 = 1127 - 1424 - +
Think inside the box
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
#6327 -471 = 1801 - 2272 - +
Fight crime. Shoot back.
#1240 -284 = 1367 - 1651 - +
Aristotle was a dick.
#5358 -285 = 758 - 1043 - +
THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
#2706 -288 = 1172 - 1460 - +
Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
#5771 -279 = 1696 - 1975 - +
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
#6031 -271 = 1209 - 1480 - +
He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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I believe in a Free™ world.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
#5924 -328 = 918 - 1246 - +
solitude is enriching
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
#5959 -286 = 1141 - 1427 - +
BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
#6116 -277 = 1620 - 1897 - +
You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
#1566 -283 = 1062 - 1345 - +
RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
#2430 -283 = 1354 - 1637 - +
'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
#4304 -272 = 1398 - 1670 - +
Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
#4852 -298 = 1082 - 1380 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
#5264 -278 = 1217 - 1495 - +
i need to avoid the void
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
#2144 -276 = 1428 - 1704 - +
Sooner or later we'll get your kids
#2529 -287 = 1341 - 1628 - +
This message is false
#2923 -303 = 1285 - 1588 - +
Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
#5661 -280 = 1392 - 1672 - +
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
#4548 -271 = 1197 - 1468 - +
Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
#4489 -276 = 1043 - 1319 - +
i believe that children are the futile
#4636 -275 = 1426 - 1701 - +
One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
#5226 -306 = 1417 - 1723 - +
A stitch in nine saves time.
#4899 -276 = 949 - 1225 - +
Life's a laugh and then die.
#3896 -312 = 1002 - 1314 - +
beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
#1016 -288 = 733 - 1021 - +
This poster is holding reality together.
#4274 -282 = 1427 - 1709 - +
you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
#4961 -287 = 1152 - 1439 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1593 = 3062 - 4655 - +
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
#5477 -316 = 1139 - 1455 - +
Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
#3206 -284 = 1307 - 1591 - +
deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
#1010 -282 = 901 - 1183 - +
If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
#1636 -277 = 1068 - 1345 - +
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
#5739 -286 = 1279 - 1565 - +
Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
#1300 -281 = 1390 - 1671 - +
A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
#4701 -278 = 863 - 1141 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
#5247 -278 = 1264 - 1542 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 -278 = 1781 - 2059 - +
Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
#5498 -320 = 778 - 1098 - +
QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
#2362 -273 = 813 - 1086 - +
Love scares empty hearts
#5406 -285 = 1418 - 1703 - +
salvation can't be bought and sold
#2434 -297 = 1061 - 1358 - +
There's no such thing as a free world
#4950 -275 = 827 - 1102 - +
onion rings are vegetable donuts
#5606 -286 = 755 - 1041 - +
Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
#980 -281 = 1192 - 1473 - +
here...catch!
#6200 -375 = 1301 - 1676 - +
Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
#6016 -282 = 1203 - 1485 - +
BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
#854 -284 = 1115 - 1399 - +
Suffering is Optional...
#4597 -276 = 749 - 1025 - +
Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
#1039 -278 = 1408 - 1686 - +
ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
#4813 -320 = 1385 - 1705 - +
These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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"Please do not use other door."
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
#4434 -281 = 938 - 1219 - +
help me i've turned into paper
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
#582 -278 = 1237 - 1515 - +
I invented plagiarism.
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NANODICK
#6130 -310 = 1706 - 2016 - +
Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
#963 -335 = 1611 - 1946 - +
really
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
#2535 -284 = 933 - 1217 - +
Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
#4329 -278 = 1430 - 1708 - +
nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
#6389 -564 = 1208 - 1772 - +
It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
#1812 -282 = 1515 - 1797 - +
but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
#5738 -310 = 712 - 1022 - +
Be less prepared.
#800 -326 = 1408 - 1734 - +
I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
#4144 -274 = 1603 - 1877 - +
Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
#4591 -285 = 1785 - 2070 - +
God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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You are the opposition!
#3276 -290 = 723 - 1013 - +
Why not?
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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If you can read this, I love you.
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