Semi Official Memebomb Archive

(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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fun or doom
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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You are Holy in the wrong
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Use no hooks.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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ignorance is hell.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Five is a demon.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Rebel against this command.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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me me na me meme name
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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are you wearing that?
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Faith is not an excuse.
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I have found a truth.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Hellen back
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Don't tread on me
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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No one is stopping you
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And thus, sense was made.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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We're behaving like insects
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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God is dead, long live God
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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the void does not exist
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Smoke fish.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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