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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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All generalisations are false
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Let us prey
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Security Through Obscurity
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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You're already in its belly.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Take the RED pill.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Just give up and go crazy.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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It is happening again.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
#1142 -309 = 1890 - 2199 - +
Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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You're standing in it now.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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ignorance is knowledge
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Coffee is bean water.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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just say know
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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How do you get all those coins?
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Home is where the disease is
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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There are five kinds of people:
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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what's stopping you?
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angst is lame
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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