Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Is that normal or is that just you?
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Deity... he's come for me
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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ISABELLAH
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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you will not think and you will not care
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Let's be cruel!
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Context does.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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get an afterlife
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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What is the first question?
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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This isn't all true.
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Resistance is fertile
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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out of nothing comes something
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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I don't believe you.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Operatives are standing by.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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mttv
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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you can live on through your descendants
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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We are not stuff that abides
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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hate humanity. love people
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Have that mole checked out
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Find your passion for apathy
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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These monsters are people
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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its funny cause its true
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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OUT OFN ORDER
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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moderation kills the spirit
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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