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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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some hacks hoax
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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minimalism is about the details
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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eris is my higher power
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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Duck
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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an elite is inevitable
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Imprint your reality here.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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challenge your habits
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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SCORPION PIE
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Theft is liberty
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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ice 4 eyes
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Your dick sucks!
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The trick is whatever happens next
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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routine is a link with the past
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Step on a crack
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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There are five kinds of people:
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