Semi Official Memebomb Archive

jesus hippie
#6243 -276 = 1678 - 1954 - +
dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
#1115 -296 = 617 - 913 - +
remember you always have freedom of choice
#2405 -279 = 648 - 927 - +
If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
#1735 -267 = 1180 - 1447 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -1718 = 3015 - 4733 - +
evolution continues with each and every new generation
#5934 -268 = 877 - 1145 - +
Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
#2958 -271 = 1448 - 1719 - +
Suspend belief.
#3866 -278 = 1170 - 1448 - +
get fired. taste delicious.
#4629 -266 = 1363 - 1629 - +
Visualize Whirled Peas
#3041 -273 = 1162 - 1435 - +
Fortified shadows of weakened construction
#5725 -270 = 982 - 1252 - +
The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
#5102 -274 = 1377 - 1651 - +
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
#5487 -272 = 1303 - 1575 - +
Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
#1058 -274 = 977 - 1251 - +
I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
#4584 -270 = 820 - 1090 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -265 = 1067 - 1332 - +
Personally, I blame society
#4024 -267 = 1012 - 1279 - +
transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
#5527 -263 = 1074 - 1337 - +
theft is the liberty of property
#2820 -269 = 508 - 777 - +
Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
#3409 -266 = 1147 - 1413 - +
decency is a relative thing
#993 -296 = 1303 - 1599 - +
My father was a good woman.
#2088 -272 = 1258 - 1530 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1556 = 3057 - 4613 - +
As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
#5153 -276 = 1213 - 1489 - +
You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
#3381 -270 = 1551 - 1821 - +
The "counter-culture" is neither.
#2631 -274 = 871 - 1145 - +
Stop imitating yourself.
#4432 -269 = 704 - 973 - +
ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
#4949 -266 = 1167 - 1433 - +
Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
#887 -270 = 1087 - 1357 - +
Futility is futile.
#1305 -276 = 773 - 1049 - +
This is my steakhouse.
#2907 -265 = 971 - 1236 - +
the sum of your actions determines what you are
#2781 -271 = 901 - 1172 - +
talking is used to hide one's inability to act
#2604 -271 = 1284 - 1555 - +
Talk to the next person that reads this
#2603 -273 = 1396 - 1669 - +
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
#2620 -266 = 979 - 1245 - +
Pawn Takes king.
#4916 -269 = 1096 - 1365 - +
Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
#1440 -269 = 1081 - 1350 - +
They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
#5180 -307 = 1123 - 1430 - +
lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
#5136 -266 = 1562 - 1828 - +
Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
#5360 -285 = 687 - 972 - +
do robots dream of electronic beeps?
#5790 -275 = 918 - 1193 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
#5838 -269 = 919 - 1188 - +
drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
#5983 -275 = 983 - 1258 - +
Disorder is order.
#4915 -274 = 1142 - 1416 - +
the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
#4461 -267 = 1446 - 1713 - +
Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
#4128 -267 = 968 - 1235 - +
You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
#3297 -274 = 2522 - 2796 - +
Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
#2375 -262 = 1070 - 1332 - +
Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
#3188 -268 = 802 - 1070 - +
Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
#2409 -272 = 1176 - 1448 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -1502 = 2907 - 4409 - +
to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
#4426 -274 = 815 - 1089 - +
Stop Palpitation!
#4220 -272 = 815 - 1087 - +
One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
#5226 -285 = 1346 - 1631 - +
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
#4835 -271 = 1609 - 1880 - +
monomania is a prerequisite of success
#2073 -269 = 862 - 1131 - +
The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
#2793 -293 = 1064 - 1357 - +
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
#737 -271 = 1811 - 2082 - +
People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
#3894 -272 = 931 - 1203 - +
REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
#6232 -362 = 1463 - 1825 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -265 = 911 - 1176 - +
Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
#2605 -276 = 1268 - 1544 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -1714 = 2832 - 4546 - +
Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
#2296 -270 = 659 - 929 - +
We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
#3098 -266 = 547 - 813 - +
Caution: Reality ahead.
#893 -272 = 1389 - 1661 - +
The Vain Search is a search in vain
#5191 -270 = 1096 - 1366 - +
Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
#5563 -280 = 725 - 1005 - +
world wide eyed
#6253 -278 = 1847 - 2125 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -269 = 1078 - 1347 - +
"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
#3749 -260 = 998 - 1258 - +
If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
#5999 -269 = 1042 - 1311 - +
Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
#3859 -270 = 654 - 924 - +
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
#6307 -379 = 1835 - 2214 - +
Nature loves to hide.
#2103 -259 = 1284 - 1543 - +
HORROR IS MIRTH
#3604 -265 = 1462 - 1727 - +
The police are your friends.
#2748 -270 = 1023 - 1293 - +
i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
#6207 -272 = 1683 - 1955 - +
money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
#5108 -266 = 1257 - 1523 - +
Your brain is a liar and a whore.
#3781 -282 = 1765 - 2047 - +
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
#2510 -268 = 1013 - 1281 - +
step one: build a better idiot
#3753 -268 = 1533 - 1801 - +
In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
#5971 -295 = 936 - 1231 - +
description is more important than metaphor
#1008 -269 = 729 - 998 - +
I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
#1571 -265 = 982 - 1247 - +
Look out, you're gonna craaash.
#1996 -270 = 1080 - 1350 - +
Should we talk about the whether, or not?
#3490 -278 = 695 - 973 - +
Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
#4702 -267 = 824 - 1091 - +
the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
#2727 -279 = 727 - 1006 - +
one love
#4423 -264 = 980 - 1244 - +
 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
#3972 -269 = 2386 - 2655 - +
If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
#4592 -270 = 1173 - 1443 - +
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
#3830 -267 = 860 - 1127 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -1546 = 2948 - 4494 - +
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
#1153 -271 = 905 - 1176 - +
When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
#3170 -266 = 1281 - 1547 - +
This is not simply entertainment.
#3965 -305 = 1587 - 1892 - +
if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
#1708 -270 = 1471 - 1741 - +
BeLIEve
#822 -274 = 832 - 1106 - +
Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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