Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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fnord
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Context does.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Laugh
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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I GET IT!
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Panic carefully
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This is Not an Exist.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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don't even talk about censorship!
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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fear is information
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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You know what I always say...
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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there are too few immutable truths today
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Let us prey
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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This side up.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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fun is my function
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Holy shit look over there --->
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Reality is a work in progress.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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We are the marginalized prophets
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Vegetables are murder.
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this conversation is over
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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ban censorship!
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Because it's there.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Have a good day, or die.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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