no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
“To be is to doâ€â€”Socrates
“To do is to beâ€â€”Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be doâ€â€”Frank Sinatra
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer
first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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