Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Have that mole checked out
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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BROFIST
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Moderation is for monks.
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hungry? eat me.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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No one gets out alive.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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NANODICK
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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What are you doing?!
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Failure takes practice
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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I don't believe you.
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Should we start over?
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Ban Censorship!
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Don't knock opportunity
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Look at the finger!!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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choice != control
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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ask yourself this
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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You're already in its belly.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Check Mate!
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Impeach the constitution
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Do you smell bacon?
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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maybe partying will help
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BELIEVING KILLS
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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