Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Clara mascara
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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This is the end
of the
end
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Make like nature: select all.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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fear of a blank page.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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i don't hate crime.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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god believes in you!
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care to expand?
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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The Universe is just a short poem
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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This is a pipe.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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are you wearing that?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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In case of fire, burn.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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You are Powerful!
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These words mean nothing.
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Grate with purpose
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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There is no mainstream.
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its not. but maybe
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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is this a stupid question?
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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i need to avoid the void
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Free will is compulsory.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Fools seldom differ
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Caution: dry floor.
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Laws make criminals.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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How come you so Dumb?
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Terrorism.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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