Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I would die for my own life.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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fallin' allin
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low expectations are good protection
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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What you change, changes you.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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God is an excuse.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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asshole
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Violence never settles anything.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Average is such a mean word
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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This town needs an enema.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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PROLIFUCK
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Virginity can be cured.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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i can't do that yet.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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It's never too late to start.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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I am no longer infected
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Education is a form of murder
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