Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kill your idols before they kill you
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We are not stuff that abides
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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We'll make you happy
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ALWAYS IS
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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How am I not myself?
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fallin' allin
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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eris is my higher power
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Soil isn't a document
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eeeee, be mite
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the voice of god is just a construct
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Grab it and feel it
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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suk up and pop
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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wishing things away is not effective
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Go directly to jail.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Got your knows!
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Percepi et esse.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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fear your friends
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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No one is stopping you
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Do Not Remove
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Make it so!
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You're already in its belly.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Let's be cruel!
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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even your family can betray you
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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