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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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everything counts in large amounts
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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MEMESTORM
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Legalize poverty
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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mttv
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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BROFIST
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unique things must be the most valuable
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challenge your habits
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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snub backwards is buns
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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God made me an atheist.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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I am GOD here!
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Collapse the state of mind
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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This is the end
of the
end
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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