Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are only happy by accident.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Secrecy kills.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
#3383 -297 = 1969 - 2266 - +
Some farts go poop.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Nothing real requires faith.
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It might be worth it.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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I am high, bye
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physical culture is second best
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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to volunteer is reactionary
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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obamasyomama
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DUCK !!
#1120 -272 = 1994 - 2266 - +
I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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what did you lap up today?
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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you're doing it.
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And I thought I was original!
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i believe that children are the futile
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
#3103 -281 = 1972 - 2253 - +
Stop imitating yourself.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
#4777 -312 = 1569 - 1881 - +
just believing something can make it happen
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Life is a hard life.
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Orwell was an optimist
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My pockets went to Distopia
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No one is stopping you
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
#1208 -315 = 1619 - 1934 - +
we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -294 = 1568 - 1862 - +
Chaos is what you make of it
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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I would die for my own life.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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the future is here now
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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There is no mainstream.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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