Semi Official Memebomb Archive

chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Popes needed
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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#tigerblood
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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Life is a hard life.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Preserve disorder
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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How are you reading this?
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here...catch!
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Lego my Ego
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Kilmalosa323
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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This sentence is a lie.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Happiness is a new idea.
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We have this area under surveillance
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Dare to be stupid.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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do you think we are forever?
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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The End is Rear!
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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You are now trapped.
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expressing anger is necessary
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Everybody knows.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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rattlesnakes are epic
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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You know it all, don't you?
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