Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Run. You're watching you.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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That makes sense
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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MAKE IT STOP
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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There are five kinds of people:
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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you will not think and you will not care
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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[citation needed]
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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such is the war.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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God bless the kufar
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Your ego is biohazard
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Think outside the book.
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Yes i did .
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Apocalypse!
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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don't postpone joy
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The world is too loud nowadays
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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No costume is no costume
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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We have this area under surveillance
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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