Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
#3309 -317 = 1882 - 2199 - +
I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
#1555 -308 = 2284 - 2592 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -1722 = 4454 - 6176 - +
Consider just thinking about it.
#945 -369 = 1994 - 2363 - +
There's nothing wrong with slavery
#2867 -281 = 2091 - 2372 - +
しょがない。
#5391 -264 = 1912 - 2176 - +
Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
#5279 -278 = 2667 - 2945 - +
reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
#3471 -266 = 2454 - 2720 - +
if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
#5309 -288 = 2020 - 2308 - +
A stitch in nine saves time.
#4899 -296 = 1946 - 2242 - +
The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
#4366 -300 = 2362 - 2662 - +
Fight crime. Shoot back.
#1240 -319 = 2295 - 2614 - +
Dying can be hazardous to your health.
#1125 -287 = 1757 - 2044 - +
It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
#6417 -463 = 2038 - 2501 - +
By the power of viagra
#4786 -312 = 2116 - 2428 - +
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
#2786 -320 = 2558 - 2878 - +
If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
#1654 -306 = 2672 - 2978 - +
Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
#4660 -274 = 2819 - 3093 - +
with perseverance you can discover any truth
#3229 -332 = 1983 - 2315 - +
a strong sense of duty imprisons you
#631 -308 = 2063 - 2371 - +
Fumble the bumble
#6493 -187 = 846 - 1033 - +
And You Can't Believe Legislators
#3460 -280 = 2615 - 2895 - +
Seriousness is death
#4739 -280 = 1802 - 2082 - +
Nostalgia is necrophilia.
#4121 -281 = 2126 - 2407 - +
Everybody farts in the same language.
#4967 -329 = 2176 - 2505 - +
Love my label like myself
#4925 -273 = 2243 - 2516 - +
Ban Censorship!
#793 -520 = 1891 - 2411 - +
WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
#6030 -364 = 2210 - 2574 - +
Art is whatever you can get away with
#4683 -326 = 1955 - 2281 - +
Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
#820 -375 = 2566 - 2941 - +
Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
#4490 -288 = 1820 - 2108 - +
do robots dream of electronic beeps?
#5790 -304 = 2008 - 2312 - +
It's called EVIL, kid.
#1847 -301 = 2271 - 2572 - +
i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
#5719 -379 = 2006 - 2385 - +
the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
#4717 -314 = 1968 - 2282 - +
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
#5197 -290 = 2339 - 2629 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -271 = 2001 - 2272 - +
Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
#1052 -291 = 1647 - 1938 - +
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
#5082 -292 = 2101 - 2393 - +
The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
#4769 -309 = 2235 - 2544 - +
The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
#2811 -266 = 2045 - 2311 - +
We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
#3069 -299 = 1797 - 2096 - +
dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
#4405 -270 = 1972 - 2242 - +
don't go with the flow
#1077 -335 = 1537 - 1872 - +
Your computer is lying to you.
#4268 -284 = 2606 - 2890 - +
The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
#2694 -283 = 2217 - 2500 - +
People are blinky
#2272 -273 = 2716 - 2989 - +
Honi soit la vache qui rit.
#1438 -307 = 1950 - 2257 - +
Stamp out bad eggs
#4920 -357 = 1814 - 2171 - +
Civilization is sterilization.
#4727 -312 = 1949 - 2261 - +
Adapt or die!
#660 -288 = 1974 - 2262 - +
Don't fart then inhale it
#5692 -381 = 2606 - 2987 - +
you must disagree with authority figures
#3342 -317 = 2030 - 2347 - +
if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
#4837 -301 = 2561 - 2862 - +
if you have many desires your life will be interesting
#1702 -282 = 2091 - 2373 - +
the end is extremely freaking nigh.
#4564 -292 = 1989 - 2281 - +
Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
#4977 -272 = 2011 - 2283 - +
Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
#4937 -288 = 1755 - 2043 - +
Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
#4502 -284 = 2103 - 2387 - +
Context does.
#4196 -295 = 2380 - 2675 - +
the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
#5713 -298 = 2276 - 2574 - +
Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
#2520 -312 = 2210 - 2522 - +
if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
#4429 -359 = 2067 - 2426 - +
A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
#4098 -293 = 1939 - 2232 - +
We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
#6483 -217 = 1170 - 1387 - +
Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
#2387 -273 = 2096 - 2369 - +
Money is speech. People are mute.
#4940 -299 = 2322 - 2621 - +
You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
#4195 -267 = 2528 - 2795 - +
Chaos is what you make of it
#3566 -287 = 2515 - 2802 - +
Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
#3893 -379 = 1763 - 2142 - +
not valid without receipt
#2171 -286 = 1992 - 2278 - +
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
#5301 -267 = 2733 - 3000 - +
Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
#1979 -303 = 2102 - 2405 - +
Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
#2315 -299 = 1664 - 1963 - +
Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
#3971 -279 = 2587 - 2866 - +
Then why do you do it?
#5389 -318 = 2080 - 2398 - +
What other people think of you is none of your business
#4023 -367 = 3034 - 3401 - +
smash -HERE- to find out
#2495 -302 = 2553 - 2855 - +
Personally, I blame society
#4024 -312 = 2033 - 2345 - +
What is the first question?
#5165 -303 = 2043 - 2346 - +
There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
#2845 -285 = 2765 - 3050 - +
this is a wasteland in your mouth
#2903 -295 = 1826 - 2121 - +
bad intentions can yield good results
#789 -323 = 2213 - 2536 - +
MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
#1629 -296 = 1763 - 2059 - +
Lego my Ego
#1947 -312 = 1849 - 2161 - +
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
#5739 -300 = 2341 - 2641 - +
"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
#4654 -357 = 1629 - 1986 - +
Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
#652 -271 = 2407 - 2678 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
#3716 -287 = 2241 - 2528 - +
I'm an anarchist and I vote!
#4470 -282 = 2548 - 2830 - +
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
#1800 -272 = 2319 - 2591 - +
You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
#3387 -299 = 2029 - 2328 - +
Objectivity is subjective
#4157 -267 = 2186 - 2453 - +
You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
#3913 -285 = 2314 - 2599 - +
romantic love was invented to manipulate women
#2422 -285 = 2716 - 3001 - +
remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
#5990 -274 = 2289 - 2563 - +
"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
#3895 -276 = 2391 - 2667 - +
Don't believe this sentence.
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