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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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mttv
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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free water! Take one!
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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I hate prejudiced people.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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SILENCE
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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what was i just thinking about?
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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I have found a truth.
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Private parking in Area only !
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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So, read any good books lately?
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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slack lives matter
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Only rats stay bought
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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kill someone today
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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ICDUC2?
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humor is a release
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Oh, no, not again.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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you're doing it.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Soil isn't a document
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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what is future
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Theft is liberty
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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the past is dead country
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Moderation is for monks.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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YOU will live forever!
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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What is the first question?
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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