Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This is a Meme.
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Here's what I know,
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This is not a meme.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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I like.
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Coffee is bean water.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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getting even is odd.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Freedom is a party
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This is where I get off...
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To be happy is a new notion
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Poetry is in the street.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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I'm better than you.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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you are now leaving!
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Hellen back
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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"I can't breed!"
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Some farts go poof.
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you're doing it.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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I could only masquerade
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PANTS?
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Who told you to believe that?
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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operating under the illusion
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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