Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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