Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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supplementing my permanent record
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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seizure salad
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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I could only masquerade
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Life is not rhetorical.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Refuse to be remastered
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i just changed the world
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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look above the wind.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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My father was a good woman.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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you are now entering!
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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World's Best Dad
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Knowing is hard.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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No purpose necessary
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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I'm on thought rations
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Laziness is a virtue.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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fallin' allin
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Love's as good as soma!
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Futility is futile.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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listen to the silence
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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It's later than you think.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Metallica Still Sucks
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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check your assumptions
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Resistance is fertile
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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KNOW NOW
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Read less, live more.
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