Semi Official Memebomb Archive

expect a spanish inquisition.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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I see what you did there.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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We Universe Itself
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History is written by the winners
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
Groucho Marx
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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You might regret it.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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"Please feel free."
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Examine the following:
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Control is not control
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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My father was a good woman.
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My mess is a life
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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i believe the earth is fat!
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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labels are not all inclusive
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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i can't do that yet.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Suspend belief.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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step one: build a better idiot
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Save the banks lol
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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education is everywhere
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those other forms that have been tried. Winston Churchill
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Adapt or die!
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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