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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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apologies
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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beat violence!
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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This town needs an enema.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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you can do more than you think.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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This side up.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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This is the age of isis
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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What you change, changes you.
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know it's naught!
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even she goes poo... even she
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Don't panic.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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#tigerblood
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This isn't all true.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Home is where the disease is
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Avert thy gaze!
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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DO NOT WANT.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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In the long run we are all dead.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Prophets profit.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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STOP TALKING.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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you are now breathing automatically
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You grok?
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you LIVE in that head?
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Conventions are lazy.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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i wish i had tried.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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