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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -25 = 159 - 184 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -33 = 188 - 221 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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farts in jars though.
#6495 -78 = 323 - 401 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -104 = 494 - 598 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -105 = 484 - 589 - +
Fumble the bumble
#6493 -144 = 470 - 614 - +
 
bleed for the international power
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
#6478 -160 = 808 - 968 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -163 = 461 - 624 - +
Got your knows!
#6490 -169 = 646 - 815 - +
Swim through the fire for a new haircut
#6484 -175 = 827 - 1002 - +
We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
#6483 -183 = 819 - 1002 - +
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
#6474 -203 = 1060 - 1263 - +
My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
#6481 -214 = 810 - 1024 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -215 = 839 - 1054 - +
Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
#6468 -217 = 1025 - 1242 - +
Collect to reject
#6485 -239 = 767 - 1006 - +
a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
#6488 -239 = 780 - 1019 - +
The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
#6461 -241 = 981 - 1222 - +
I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
#6482 -243 = 793 - 1036 - +
shutting the fuck up is a lost art
#6459 -250 = 974 - 1224 - +
Happiness is not efficient
#6476 -253 = 777 - 1030 - +
remember you always have freedom of choice
#2405 -254 = 1714 - 1968 - +
The world is too loud nowadays
#6464 -254 = 980 - 1234 - +
I would die for my own life.
#6480 -258 = 771 - 1029 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -259 = 2045 - 2304 - +
never fear goddess is here
#5791 -260 = 2246 - 2506 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
#5549 -264 = 2065 - 2329 - +
Are you interesting?
#750 -265 = 2022 - 2287 - +
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -265 = 2421 - 2686 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -265 = 2935 - 3200 - +
you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
#6092 -266 = 2698 - 2964 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -267 = 1969 - 2236 - +
Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
#5313 -267 = 2086 - 2353 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -268 = 2364 - 2632 - +
Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
#3971 -268 = 2306 - 2574 - +
I remember when all of you were semen.
#4225 -268 = 2923 - 3191 - +
The Truth Hertz.
#4379 -268 = 1672 - 1940 - +
normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
#4849 -268 = 1880 - 2148 - +
COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
#930 -269 = 2058 - 2327 - +
EXTREME BUDDHISM.
#1212 -269 = 1898 - 2167 - +
Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
#2498 -269 = 2284 - 2553 - +
I'm just a box in a cage.
#3931 -269 = 2060 - 2329 - +
re-evolution!
#4618 -269 = 1940 - 2209 - +
I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
#5091 -269 = 2084 - 2353 - +
I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
#5113 -269 = 2225 - 2494 - +
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
#2543 -270 = 2166 - 2436 - +
The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
#2739 -270 = 1841 - 2111 - +
You are Holy in the wrong
#3261 -270 = 1898 - 2168 - +
Can I ask you a second question?
#4392 -270 = 1711 - 1981 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -270 = 2410 - 2680 - +
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
#4778 -270 = 2358 - 2628 - +
those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
#5224 -270 = 2141 - 2411 - +
"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
#5235 -270 = 2118 - 2388 - +
"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -270 = 3063 - 3333 - +
CHANGE comes on stinky feet
#899 -271 = 2508 - 2779 - +
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
#1594 -271 = 2269 - 2540 - +
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
#2298 -271 = 1875 - 2146 - +
theft is the liberty of property
#2820 -271 = 1594 - 1865 - +
We're behaving like insects
#3116 -271 = 2008 - 2279 - +
What you change, changes you.
#3154 -271 = 1975 - 2246 - +
If you can't write history, write the future.
#4143 -271 = 2383 - 2654 - +
Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Pawn Takes king.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
#5803 -271 = 1801 - 2072 - +
JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
#6109 -271 = 2591 - 2862 - +
Art is dangerous
#761 -272 = 1994 - 2266 - +
Caution: Reality ahead.
#893 -272 = 2446 - 2718 - +
Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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private property created crime
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
#2758 -272 = 2276 - 2548 - +
Vegetables are murder.
#3036 -272 = 2268 - 2540 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -272 = 2615 - 2887 - +
you're only as genuine as they think you are
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problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -272 = 2011 - 2283 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -272 = 2021 - 2293 - +
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Love my label like myself
#4925 -272 = 1962 - 2234 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
#5641 -272 = 1896 - 2168 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Perception is not reality
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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