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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -10 = 108 - 118 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -47 = 254 - 301 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -70 = 633 - 703 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -112 = 1226 - 1338 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -131 = 1103 - 1234 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -134 = 930 - 1064 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -135 = 892 - 1027 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -147 = 1403 - 1550 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -154 = 1060 - 1214 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -165 = 1029 - 1194 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -172 = 1371 - 1543 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -176 = 1684 - 1860 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Levity Sucks!
#4486 -202 = 3130 - 3332 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -203 = 3239 - 3442 - +
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -205 = 3316 - 3521 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -206 = 3316 - 3522 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -207 = 3272 - 3479 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -212 = 2924 - 3136 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -213 = 3183 - 3396 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -215 = 3767 - 3982 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -218 = 3771 - 3989 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -219 = 3251 - 3470 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -220 = 3544 - 3764 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -220 = 2601 - 2821 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -220 = 2750 - 2970 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -222 = 2515 - 2737 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -223 = 3064 - 3287 - +
You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
#4109 -223 = 3314 - 3537 - +
I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
#5503 -223 = 2262 - 2485 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -224 = 2601 - 2825 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -224 = 2314 - 2538 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -225 = 1368 - 1593 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -226 = 2904 - 3130 - +
It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
#1812 -226 = 2965 - 3191 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -226 = 3553 - 3779 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -226 = 3854 - 4080 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -227 = 3233 - 3460 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -227 = 3026 - 3253 - +
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
#5488 -227 = 2982 - 3209 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
#5240 -228 = 2700 - 2928 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -228 = 2460 - 2688 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -229 = 3883 - 4112 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -229 = 3074 - 3303 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 -229 = 3296 - 3525 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -229 = 3099 - 3328 - +
Is there an officer, problem ?
#5221 -229 = 2286 - 2515 - +
Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
#5685 -229 = 2616 - 2845 - +
Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
#1990 -230 = 3330 - 3560 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -230 = 2643 - 2873 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -230 = 2897 - 3127 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -230 = 3219 - 3449 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -230 = 3811 - 4041 - +
Always be extremely moderate.
#700 -231 = 2731 - 2962 - +
To be free today means to participate.
#2971 -231 = 3444 - 3675 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -231 = 2847 - 3078 - +
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
#4223 -231 = 2792 - 3023 - +
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
#4778 -231 = 3190 - 3421 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -231 = 2726 - 2957 - +
I am a liar and honnest about it
#5629 -231 = 2498 - 2729 - +
Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
#2345 -232 = 3152 - 3384 - +
"OH NO YOU DID"
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -232 = 3222 - 3454 - +
Don't quote this
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
#6034 -232 = 2829 - 3061 - +
ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
#1156 -233 = 2364 - 2597 - +
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
#1168 -233 = 2851 - 3084 - +
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
#3247 -233 = 3938 - 4171 - +
ignorance is hell.
#5734 -233 = 2940 - 3173 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -233 = 3541 - 3774 - +
Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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action causes more trouble than thought
#656 -235 = 2983 - 3218 - +
men are not monogamous by nature
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
#2096 -235 = 2357 - 2592 - +
revolution means going around in circles.
#2419 -235 = 2559 - 2794 - +
Remove this flier to signal operatives
#3852 -235 = 2888 - 3123 - +
After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
#4375 -235 = 2806 - 3041 - +
Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
#5038 -235 = 3033 - 3268 - +
Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
#5147 -235 = 3436 - 3671 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
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When you go to hell, you DIE
#3182 -236 = 2175 - 2411 - +
Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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