Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I WANT A CUDDLE
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
#6440 -93 = 173 - 266 - +
It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
#6439 -108 = 170 - 278 - +
The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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apologies
#6438 -156 = 190 - 346 - +
Not all congestion is equal.
#6437 -171 = 218 - 389 - +
In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
#1772 -219 = 1018 - 1237 - +
Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
#4768 -219 = 1460 - 1679 - +
When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
#6410 -219 = 486 - 705 - +
Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
#933 -221 = 700 - 921 - +
TV Sets the Channel
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Use only as directed.
#3032 -222 = 918 - 1140 - +
The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
#5658 -222 = 629 - 851 - +
All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
#677 -223 = 1808 - 2031 - +
bad intentions can yield good results
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
#799 -223 = 1203 - 1426 - +
BREAK YOUR LAWS!
#858 -223 = 1141 - 1364 - +
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Less is a possibilty
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
#2565 -223 = 817 - 1040 - +
We thank you for the inconvenience.
#3112 -223 = 827 - 1050 - +
Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
#3423 -223 = 786 - 1009 - +
Are you sure? Why not?
#3707 -223 = 1319 - 1542 - +
Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
#3828 -223 = 965 - 1188 - +
god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
#4163 -223 = 840 - 1063 - +
See the fnord, don't fear it.
#4202 -223 = 1000 - 1223 - +
We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
#4466 -223 = 692 - 915 - +
There's no such thing as a free world
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
#4901 -223 = 859 - 1082 - +
where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
#5052 -223 = 1086 - 1309 - +
Smile. It irritates everyone.
#5212 -223 = 835 - 1058 - +
RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
#5338 -223 = 720 - 943 - +
If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
#5396 -223 = 1140 - 1363 - +
There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
#5617 -223 = 560 - 783 - +
you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
#5753 -223 = 851 - 1074 - +
occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
#5785 -223 = 1024 - 1247 - +
DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -223 = 814 - 1037 - +
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
#5987 -223 = 1264 - 1487 - +
All you can eat, shrimp
#697 -224 = 1217 - 1441 - +
ambivalence can ruin your life
#704 -224 = 612 - 836 - +
Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
#734 -224 = 826 - 1050 - +
Because it's there.
#805 -224 = 770 - 994 - +
Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
#842 -224 = 1490 - 1714 - +
Caution: dry paint.
#892 -224 = 941 - 1165 - +
Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
#931 -224 = 1275 - 1499 - +
dependence can be a meal ticket
#1005 -224 = 611 - 835 - +
Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
#1035 -224 = 1505 - 1729 - +
For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
#1266 -224 = 1314 - 1538 - +
If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
#1688 -224 = 939 - 1163 - +
Jesus was a Buddhist
#1894 -224 = 1324 - 1548 - +
Looks like someone divided by zero.
#1998 -224 = 1533 - 1757 - +
Perversion is a state of mind.
#2287 -224 = 784 - 1008 - +
Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
#2424 -224 = 648 - 872 - +
The laws weren't made for people like you
#2702 -224 = 569 - 793 - +
The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
#2794 -224 = 1097 - 1321 - +
The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
#3913 -224 = 770 - 994 - +
One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
#3716 -224 = 730 - 954 - +
You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
#4219 -224 = 1272 - 1496 - +
Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
#4362 -224 = 723 - 947 - +
Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
#4577 -224 = 755 - 979 - +
beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
#4955 -224 = 889 - 1113 - +
Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
#5015 -224 = 1376 - 1600 - +
This is not here
#5059 -224 = 1115 - 1339 - +
Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
#5172 -224 = 1359 - 1583 - +
I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
#5164 -224 = 1208 - 1432 - +
The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
#5186 -224 = 1236 - 1460 - +
Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
#5199 -224 = 1009 - 1233 - +
are you a Bart or a Lisa?
#5306 -224 = 851 - 1075 - +
The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
#5328 -224 = 807 - 1031 - +
His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
#5405 -224 = 963 - 1187 - +
World's Best Dad
#5553 -224 = 1018 - 1242 - +
It's not the length 0r the humility
#5638 -224 = 587 - 811 - +
democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
#5642 -224 = 593 - 817 - +
One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
#5688 -224 = 907 - 1131 - +
what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -224 = 1350 - 1574 - +
world wide eyed
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Abandon all art NOW
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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adjust your tie.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
#669 -225 = 1762 - 1987 - +
All is well, watch the days go by.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
#713 -225 = 1286 - 1511 - +
Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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