Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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bleed for the international power
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Be young - shut up!
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Levity Sucks!
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Head Your mind!
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To be free today means to participate.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Don't quote this
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Try to outlive these words.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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The toof will set you fwee.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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challenge your habits
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Collapse the state of mind
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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the ripple is not the water.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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This message is false
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We're behaving like insects
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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