Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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bleed for the international power
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Be young - shut up!
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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To be free today means to participate.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Head Your mind!
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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We're behaving like insects
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Levity Sucks!
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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challenge your habits
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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You're No. One
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Use only as directed.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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NANODICK
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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This message is false
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Call in Sick
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Don't quote this
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Fumble the bumble
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Try to outlive these words.
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I don't exist.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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