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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Got your knows!
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Head Your mind!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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challenge your habits
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Be young - shut up!
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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To be free today means to participate.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Abstinence is perverted
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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men are not monogamous by nature
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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I don't exist.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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wait,
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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This message is false
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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It happened to you too
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Try to outlive these words.
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Infect Yourself.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Plan early, plan twice
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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