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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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This is an advertisement
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fnord
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i need to avoid the void
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Rejoin the human race.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Lol, reality.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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MEMESTORM
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Write this somewhere else.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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its funny cause its true
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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technology will make or break us
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Why are you masturbating?
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Knowing is hard.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Please don't care about this sign.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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You are not your self-image.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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The truth never set anyone free
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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you can even marry harry
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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I don't believe you.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Use only as directed.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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life is short..
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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