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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Got your knows!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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We're behaving like insects
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Infect Yourself.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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never fear goddess is here
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Jesus loves war!
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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You always love the ones you hurt
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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re-evolution!
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The free market never cured malaria.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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For a good time, please call 000.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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What you change, changes you.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Try to outlive these words.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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I invented plagiarism.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Be young - shut up!
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Critique Thyself
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Do not live, do not die.
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It happened to you too
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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you can live on through your descendants
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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