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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
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#6522 0 = 29 - 29 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -1 = 36 - 37 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -5 = 27 - 32 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -8 = 52 - 60 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -10 = 182 - 192 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -13 = 119 - 132 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -15 = 122 - 137 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -18 = 114 - 132 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -22 = 883 - 905 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -33 = 263 - 296 - +
Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -33 = 182 - 215 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -37 = 122 - 159 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -45 = 574 - 619 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -48 = 254 - 302 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -60 = 446 - 506 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -61 = 810 - 871 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -63 = 401 - 464 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -76 = 401 - 477 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -84 = 537 - 621 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -98 = 476 - 574 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -107 = 836 - 943 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -111 = 368 - 479 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -125 = 1123 - 1248 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -156 = 1415 - 1571 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -158 = 1152 - 1310 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -162 = 1605 - 1767 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -172 = 1294 - 1466 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -184 = 1257 - 1441 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -187 = 3347 - 3534 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -188 = 1576 - 1764 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -192 = 1228 - 1420 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -196 = 1889 - 2085 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -202 = 3452 - 3654 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -212 = 2727 - 2939 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -219 = 2846 - 3065 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -219 = 3460 - 3679 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -220 = 3380 - 3600 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -222 = 3751 - 3973 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -223 = 3268 - 3491 - +
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -223 = 3519 - 3742 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -226 = 4096 - 4322 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -226 = 2973 - 3199 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -226 = 2916 - 3142 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -226 = 4066 - 4292 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -227 = 3116 - 3343 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -227 = 3971 - 4198 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -227 = 3751 - 3978 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -228 = 3307 - 3535 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -228 = 3424 - 3652 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -228 = 3514 - 3742 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
#4656 -228 = 3664 - 3892 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -229 = 2510 - 2739 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -229 = 2949 - 3178 - +
Wretched excess is it's own reward
#4133 -230 = 2773 - 3003 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -230 = 3971 - 4201 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -230 = 3375 - 3605 - +
Step on a crack
#2549 -231 = 2875 - 3106 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -231 = 3059 - 3290 - +
Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
#5240 -231 = 2889 - 3120 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -231 = 2802 - 3033 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -232 = 3486 - 3718 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -232 = 2412 - 2644 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -232 = 3274 - 3506 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -232 = 2869 - 3101 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -232 = 2655 - 2887 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -232 = 4061 - 4293 - +
i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
#4211 -233 = 2701 - 2934 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -233 = 2925 - 3158 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -233 = 2680 - 2913 - +
deceive regularly
#992 -234 = 2599 - 2833 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -234 = 3122 - 3356 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -235 = 2673 - 2908 - +
resolutions serve to ease our conscience
#2414 -235 = 2886 - 3121 - +
Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
#2565 -235 = 2751 - 2986 - +
You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
#4109 -235 = 3515 - 3750 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -235 = 3750 - 3985 - +
The surrealist is the only realist.
#4316 -235 = 3579 - 3814 - +
re-evolution!
#4618 -235 = 2775 - 3010 - +
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
#5488 -235 = 3192 - 3427 - +
Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
#790 -236 = 2863 - 3099 - +
Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
#5029 -236 = 3348 - 3584 - +
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 -236 = 2829 - 3065 - +
Don't quote this
#5639 -236 = 2663 - 2899 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -236 = 3284 - 3520 - +
CHANGE comes on stinky feet
#899 -237 = 3484 - 3721 - +
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
#903 -237 = 2446 - 2683 - +
Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
#2183 -237 = 2638 - 2875 - +
The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
#2685 -237 = 2822 - 3059 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 -237 = 3496 - 3733 - +
DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -237 = 3423 - 3660 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -237 = 3092 - 3329 - +
You are not your self-image.
#4438 -237 = 3382 - 3619 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
#4672 -237 = 3993 - 4230 - +
Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
#5400 -237 = 3328 - 3565 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -237 = 2769 - 3006 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -237 = 3997 - 4234 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -238 = 3220 - 3458 - +
the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
#2661 -238 = 2864 - 3102 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
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