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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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The world is too loud nowadays
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
#6457 -91 = 278 - 369 - +
Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
#6469 -91 = 224 - 315 - +
Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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OUT OFN ORDER
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Make like nature: select all.
#3681 -281 = 1706 - 1987 - +
Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
#4142 -281 = 1706 - 1987 - +
Law = X/0
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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There is no Truth here.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
#3487 -282 = 1876 - 2158 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
#4377 -282 = 1743 - 2025 - +
It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
#5767 -282 = 1729 - 2011 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Politics is war by other means
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Rejoin the human race.
#2398 -283 = 1784 - 2067 - +
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
#4005 -283 = 1543 - 1826 - +
The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
#4325 -283 = 1750 - 2033 - +
In my world poo taste sweet.
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This is 'not cricket'.
#4485 -283 = 1246 - 1529 - +
Grab it and feel it
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
#5085 -283 = 1526 - 1809 - +
Do you think that went well?
#5390 -283 = 1400 - 1683 - +
The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
#5490 -283 = 1581 - 1864 - +
fear is information
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
#4317 -284 = 1914 - 2198 - +
Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
#4447 -284 = 1551 - 1835 - +
If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Love scares empty hearts
#5406 -284 = 1715 - 1999 - +
if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
#6099 -284 = 2021 - 2305 - +
WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Suicide is against the law!
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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timidity is laughable
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You are now breathing manually.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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You know it all, don't you?
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you sure its safe?
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You're No. One
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Context does.
#4196 -285 = 1612 - 1897 - +
I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
#4258 -285 = 1995 - 2280 - +
The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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If its to be, its up to me
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