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homestuck
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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Your body won't go where your mind has never been
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#6546
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stay human
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
#6536 -15 = 166 - 181 - +
.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
#6544 -15 = 176 - 191 - +
Now is forever
#6548 -16 = 77 - 93 - +
Every day I wish i could make it stay
#6551 -16 = 25 - 41 - +
For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
#6535 -18 = 182 - 200 - +
Today is painful. Today is tragic. Today is beautiful. Today is filled with love.
 
Today is Wednesday, my dudes.
#6549 -23 = 67 - 90 - +
The medium is not the masseuse.
#6541 -31 = 165 - 196 - +
Vanilla extract
#6537 -39 = 158 - 197 - +
Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
#6538 -43 = 170 - 213 - +
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
#6539 -43 = 160 - 203 - +
don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
#6542 -43 = 159 - 202 - +
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
#6540 -44 = 163 - 207 - +
eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
#6534 -46 = 180 - 226 - +
Cums
#6532 -51 = 297 - 348 - +
D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
#6543 -61 = 150 - 211 - +
Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -62 = 344 - 406 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -67 = 4697 - 4764 - +
If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
#6526 -82 = 649 - 731 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -86 = 1091 - 1177 - +
We watch the pain, over and over again.
#3114 -91 = 3700 - 3791 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -101 = 1033 - 1134 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 -104 = 825 - 929 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -107 = 3820 - 3927 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -111 = 4166 - 4277 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -111 = 1211 - 1322 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -128 = 850 - 978 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -131 = 4242 - 4373 - +
Expect poison from the standing water.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -135 = 1013 - 1148 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -138 = 3866 - 4004 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -139 = 3525 - 3664 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -145 = 4124 - 4269 - +
DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -145 = 4637 - 4782 - +
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -146 = 4124 - 4270 - +
My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 -146 = 851 - 997 - +
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
#6527 -151 = 643 - 794 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -154 = 4695 - 4849 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -156 = 4209 - 4365 - +
Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
#4374 -156 = 4243 - 4399 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -163 = 3844 - 4007 - +
Collapse the state of mind
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
#6528 -169 = 620 - 789 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 -171 = 4078 - 4249 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -173 = 3804 - 3977 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -173 = 4609 - 4782 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -173 = 4051 - 4224 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
#1544 -175 = 4145 - 4320 - +
starvation is nature's way
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
#4945 -183 = 4546 - 4729 - +
Real men don't essentialize gender
#5867 -183 = 3951 - 4134 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
#5933 -185 = 3603 - 3788 - +
Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -189 = 1003 - 1192 - +
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -191 = 913 - 1104 - +
In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -192 = 1916 - 2108 - +
Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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true freedom is frightful
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -193 = 4512 - 4705 - +
Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
#3798 -193 = 3922 - 4115 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -194 = 4662 - 4856 - +
There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Common sense is neither.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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At the end you see it clear
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
#2498 -203 = 4121 - 4324 - +
If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
#5698 -206 = 3688 - 3894 - +
the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Because it's there.
#805 -209 = 4117 - 4326 - +
Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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We are all popes of our own madness
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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