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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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This message is not for you.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Resistance is fertile
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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NANODICK
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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The world is too loud nowadays
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
#903 -269 = 1898 - 2167 - +
First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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I am GOD here!
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
#2076 -269 = 1985 - 2254 - +
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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No hidden window here.
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No one is stopping you
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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People are Human.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
#2493 -269 = 1992 - 2261 - +
Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Such Oddacity.
#2575 -269 = 1969 - 2238 - +
That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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the whether is changing
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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You are now breathing manually.
#3270 -269 = 2733 - 3002 - +
You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Go directly to jail.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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You are now breathing manually.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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The Truth Hertz.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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discordia lumine maior
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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re-evolution!
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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You are Powerful!
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Head Your mind!
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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wait,
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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My mess is a life
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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