Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the early turd gets the sperm.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -244 = 1905 - 2149 - +
A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
#633 -245 = 3729 - 3974 - +
I'm not dead yet!
#1609 -245 = 3640 - 3885 - +
The laws weren't made for people like you
#2702 -245 = 2866 - 3111 - +
The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
#2767 -245 = 3519 - 3764 - +
What you change, changes you.
#3154 -245 = 3962 - 4207 - +
When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
#3177 -245 = 3623 - 3868 - +
You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
#3337 -245 = 3647 - 3892 - +
The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -245 = 3852 - 4097 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -245 = 3898 - 4143 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
#4672 -245 = 4952 - 5197 - +
this is one sentence.
#5909 -245 = 3341 - 3586 - +
All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
#684 -246 = 2915 - 3161 - +
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
#1190 -246 = 3756 - 4002 - +
If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
#1661 -246 = 3426 - 3672 - +
Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
#2238 -246 = 3765 - 4011 - +
The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
#2752 -246 = 3629 - 3875 - +
You'll never get this time back.
#3373 -246 = 3746 - 3992 - +
Life and death'
both are tough sentences
#5292 -246 = 3645 - 3891 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -247 = 4791 - 5038 - +
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
#2789 -247 = 3218 - 3465 - +
this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
#2901 -247 = 3841 - 4088 - +
Do Not Remove
#3438 -247 = 3156 - 3403 - +
Say something once, why say it again again?
#6101 -247 = 4055 - 4302 - +
In Iraq you are a terrorist
#1761 -248 = 3503 - 3751 - +
No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
#2158 -248 = 3078 - 3326 - +
To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
#4009 -248 = 3642 - 3890 - +
the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
#5946 -248 = 3384 - 3632 - +
down with lies?
#6227 -248 = 3991 - 4239 - +
Now Accepting New Patience
#2182 -249 = 3615 - 3864 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -249 = 5108 - 5357 - +
Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
#2515 -250 = 3354 - 3604 - +
Such Oddacity.
#2575 -250 = 3293 - 3543 - +
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
#5937 -250 = 3415 - 3665 - +
that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
#6114 -250 = 4204 - 4454 - +
Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
#3820 -251 = 3661 - 3912 - +
you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
#3272 -251 = 3300 - 3551 - +
Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
#4052 -251 = 4744 - 4995 - +
It takes two to make a bastard.
#4341 -251 = 3798 - 4049 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -252 = 5002 - 5254 - +
Can my false memory be that convincing?
#880 -252 = 3976 - 4228 - +
fear is the greatest incapacitator
#1229 -252 = 3547 - 3799 - +
Work is a four letter word.
#4006 -252 = 3045 - 3297 - +
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
#4548 -252 = 3535 - 3787 - +
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
#688 -253 = 3873 - 4126 - +
Caution: dry floor.
#891 -253 = 3644 - 3897 - +
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
#3001 -253 = 3800 - 4053 - +
You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
#3311 -253 = 2909 - 3162 - +
Mother nature don't give a fuck.
#4008 -253 = 3556 - 3809 - +
Do you think that went well?
#5390 -253 = 3608 - 3861 - +
Start finishing what you finished starting.
#2544 -254 = 3589 - 3843 - +
the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
#2693 -254 = 3804 - 4058 - +
When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
#3173 -254 = 3578 - 3832 - +
Pretend to be real.
#3863 -254 = 3308 - 3562 - +
The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
#4144 -254 = 3957 - 4211 - +
Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
#4758 -254 = 3007 - 3261 - +
there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
#5105 -254 = 4358 - 4612 - +
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
#5700 -254 = 3463 - 3717 - +
Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
#1130 -255 = 3297 - 3552 - +
God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
#3049 -255 = 3183 - 3438 - +
Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
#5657 -255 = 3254 - 3509 - +
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
#5788 -255 = 3575 - 3830 - +
HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
#5952 -255 = 3370 - 3625 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -256 = 4195 - 4451 - +
Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
#1351 -256 = 3524 - 3780 - +
You got away with it.
#3312 -256 = 3546 - 3802 - +
You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
#3332 -256 = 3551 - 3807 - +
Don't speculate on a mirror.
#3634 -256 = 3281 - 3537 - +
Men always generalise
#4855 -256 = 4090 - 4346 - +
The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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POOPEEPIE
#6111 -256 = 3807 - 4063 - +
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
#873 -257 = 3948 - 4205 - +
Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
#1031 -257 = 2696 - 2953 - +
is this a stupid question?
#1787 -257 = 3104 - 3361 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -257 = 3548 - 3805 - +
Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
#2525 -257 = 4111 - 4368 - +
Take a picture, it'll last longer.
#2592 -257 = 2972 - 3229 - +
Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
#4104 -257 = 3376 - 3633 - +
zombies like you
#4117 -257 = 2995 - 3252 - +
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
#4222 -257 = 3596 - 3853 - +
A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
#4866 -257 = 3473 - 3730 - +
Beware of false profits
#832 -258 = 3880 - 4138 - +
Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
#1990 -258 = 4381 - 4639 - +
loving animals is a substitute activity
#2004 -258 = 3104 - 3362 - +
These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
#2873 -258 = 3584 - 3842 - +
YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
#3313 -258 = 3142 - 3400 - +
I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
#5525 -258 = 3245 - 3503 - +
non serviam
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -259 = 5151 - 5410 - +
deceive regularly
#992 -259 = 3493 - 3752 - +
romantic love was invented to manipulate women
#2422 -259 = 3945 - 4204 - +
The Sanity is IN.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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All we have is words
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Your smile or your life
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