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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Because it's there.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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The Truth Is No.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Who told you to believe that?
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Apocalypse!
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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go down and drown'd
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Roots are for vegetables
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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I know your secret.
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Virginity can be cured.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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You are now breathing manually.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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I'm not dead yet!
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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POOPEEPIE
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Such Oddacity.
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Work is a four letter word.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Kill time before it kills you!
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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randy savage died for your sins
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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hate love - love hate
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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World's Best Dad
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