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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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There is no Truth here.
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This is Not an Exist.
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timidity is laughable
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Violence never settles anything.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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you owe the world not the other way around
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you smell like your mistress.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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You woke up for this?
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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You're already in its belly.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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There is nothing hidden here.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Because and effect.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Is this really worth it?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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i believe that children are the futile
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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A language is a dialect with an army
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Protection when you least expect it
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Famous people are delicious.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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I like.
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I love you.
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I see what you did there.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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It's always today.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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