Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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