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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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you can live on through your descendants
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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there is an error in this sentence.
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All we have is words
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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しょがない。
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Don't quote this
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Think while it's still illegal
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ignorance is hell.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Do not live, do not die.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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This is the distraction.
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Violence never settles anything.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Who's life are you living?
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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You now get to create a new rule.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Theft is liberty
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Use only as directed.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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what's stopping you?
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Why don't you mind?!
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The hidden factor may be you.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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How often do you feel human?
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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You did it.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Did I just say that out loud?
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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