Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Are you mad at God for not existing?
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Beware of false profits
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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History is a religion
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Man's character is his fate.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Power to the Imagination.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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stasis is a dream state
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Step on a crack
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Use only as directed.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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care to expand?
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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しょがない。
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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lmao wtf did u expect
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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antifart
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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All men are created unequal.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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DUCK !!
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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I'm not dead.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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is this a stupid question?
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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