Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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You did it.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Open horse fucking
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Abstinence is perverted
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Prophets profit.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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These could go together, or be separate.
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I love my tribe.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Critique Thyself
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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randy savage died for your sins
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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MEMESTORM
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i believe the earth is fat!
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Smile for the camera!
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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this is a interdistraction
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Your smile or your life
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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all that litters is old
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Everybody knows.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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True love is overrated
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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