Semi Official Memebomb Archive

no drugs are no solution neither.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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That's just what I believe
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Apocalypse!
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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exciting controversy
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No direction is the right direction
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Do you want a cookie?
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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remember to react
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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They're catching up to you!
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Please press any door to continue
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Why are you so sure?
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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randy savage died for your sins
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Jesus loves war!
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Protection when you least expect it
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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WAKE UP.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Be excellent to each other
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Are you a character or a being?
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Normal is a curve.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Stop history
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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technology will make or break us
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