Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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I don't believe you.
#1503 -12 = 59 - 71 - +
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
#4231 -5 = 87 - 92 - +
dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
#1115 -27 = 90 - 117 - +
Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4280 -23 = 69 - 92 - +
The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
#3869 -12 = 75 - 87 - +
The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
#3602 -4 = 426 - 430 - +
you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
#3314 -8 = 67 - 75 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
#2844 -17 = 96 - 113 - +
I shit you not.
#4348 -17 = 99 - 116 - +
Are you sophisticated? Good.
#754 -19 = 102 - 121 - +
No replastering, the structure is rotten.
#2156 -21 = 66 - 87 - +
Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
#3164 -15 = 73 - 88 - +
Free? Prove it!
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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I hear music!
#1525 -11 = 62 - 73 - +
randy savage died for your sins
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Closed mouths sink republics.
#922 -27 = 58 - 85 - +
Dare to be stupid.
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Virginity can be cured.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Jesus made a good profit
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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History is a religion
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
#2210 -14 = 70 - 84 - +
Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
#2186 -7 = 78 - 85 - +
if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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you will not think and you will not care
#5058 -4 = 17 - 21 - +
Be my brother or I'll kill you.
#801 2 = 86 - 84 - +
Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
#3588 -24 = 80 - 104 - +
Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
#3044 -17 = 53 - 70 - +
Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
#3129 -7 = 138 - 145 - +
National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
#4958 -13 = 46 - 59 - +
If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
#4504 -8 = 60 - 68 - +
Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
#4094 -3 = 70 - 73 - +
Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
#1417 -26 = 84 - 110 - +
re-evolution!
#4618 -32 = 30 - 62 - +
Stupidity is a talent.
#4652 -28 = 42 - 70 - +
Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
#2119 -55 = 64 - 119 - +
Leadership means taxes
#1944 -1 = 89 - 90 - +
Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
#2439 -5 = 79 - 84 - +
It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
#1811 -2 = 84 - 86 - +
That's no excuse, and you know it.
#2629 -12 = 82 - 94 - +
The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
#2741 -19 = 41 - 60 - +
The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
#4413 -10 = 39 - 49 - +
you're doing it.
#4198 -17 = 97 - 114 - +
It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
#925 -5 = 81 - 86 - +
destroy your mind, the rest will follow
#4623 -13 = 46 - 59 - +
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -142 = 314 - 456 - +
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
#2776 -4 = 90 - 94 - +
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
#3974 -3 = 87 - 90 - +
Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
#2520 -21 = 85 - 106 - +
Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
#1909 -16 = 100 - 116 - +
sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
#2433 -1 = 160 - 161 - +
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
#2620 -15 = 86 - 101 - +
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
#1825 -4 = 82 - 86 - +
GOD IS A PERVERT
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Good luck on your exam.
#4137 -15 = 55 - 70 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
#2922 -4 = 80 - 84 - +
sin is a means of social control
#2484 -10 = 118 - 128 - +
BREAK YOUR LAWS!
#858 -29 = 82 - 111 - +
We'll make you happy
#3445 -22 = 70 - 92 - +
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
#2942 -9 = 54 - 63 - +
NO YOU!
#2160 -5 = 80 - 85 - +
I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
#1507 -13 = 376 - 389 - +
I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
#3264 -11 = 67 - 78 - +
life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
#1976 -38 = 66 - 104 - +
Pain = stupidity
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supplementing my permanent record
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
#5003 -3 = 39 - 42 - +
Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
#1242 -20 = 81 - 101 - +
fun is my function
#1304 -8 = 131 - 139 - +
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
#2011 -7 = 116 - 123 - +
Perversion is a state of mind.
#2287 -14 = 83 - 97 - +
Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
#4047 -1 = 92 - 93 - +
Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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