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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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You're standing in it now.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Poetry is in the street.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Mission accomplished.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Cadres decide everything.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Do not read this.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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We should all quit whinging.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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People are revolting
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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I would die for my own life.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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This is where I get off...
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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routine is a link with the past
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Kwote Zero
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History is written by the winners
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Elite Populist
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