Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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humanism is obsolete
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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get thee behind me greyface
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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snub backwards is buns
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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angst is lame
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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christafarian
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Laugh
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Lol, reality.
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i never always win.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Success: Just say NO.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Each and single one
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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ALWAYS IS
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Normal
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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the revolution will not realised
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Hoard anything you can't download
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You grok?
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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automation is deadly
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Don't panic.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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wait,
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one love
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annoy the boring
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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