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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Good luck on your exam.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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private property created crime
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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These could go together, or be separate.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Step on a crack
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Beware of falling hammers
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please change beliefs
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しょがない。
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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This is an advertisement
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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No forbidding allowed.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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are you wearing that?
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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raise boys and girls the same way
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This is a pipe.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Poetry is in the street.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Some farts go poop.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Browsers for Genocide
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Achacha
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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lord of the memes...
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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And thus, sense was made.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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I've run out of things to say.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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We see what you did there.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Repetition is a form of change.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Please clean up after your god.
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