Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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I want this statement to be false.
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Lawyers are basically PiƱatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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angst is lame
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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The Sanity is IN.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Apocalypse!
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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God is dead, long live God
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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some hacks hoax
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Please do not lick the paintings
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Security Through Obscurity
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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solitude is enriching
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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keep the lasagna flying
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black lies matter
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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all roads lead to qumran
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Personally, I blame society
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i just changed the world
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Have a nice day. Or else
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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never fear goddess is here
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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