Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am living in denial.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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MEMESTORM
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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I could only masquerade
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Failure takes practice
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Then why do you do it?
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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war is a purification rite
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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He who laughs, lasts.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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Conventions are lazy.
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Down is the new up!
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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You are only happy by accident.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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i don't hate crime.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Please look away immediately.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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stasis is a dream state
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
#5291 -138 = 408 - 546 - +
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Do you think that went well?
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Green paper makes me happy!
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
#3590 -143 = 387 - 530 - +
Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
#4645 -138 = 547 - 685 - +
You are Holy in the wrong
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The Universe is just a short poem
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
#5028 -124 = 607 - 731 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Be a badass
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These could go together, or be separate.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Space is a practiced place.
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We are here to grow our souls
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -843 = 1980 - 2823 - +
Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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I saw what you did just now
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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I don't exist.
#3857 -139 = 780 - 919 - +
Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Only the insane prosper
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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