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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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When was the first time you felt great?
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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The Truth Hertz.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Have you seen my stapler?
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Why are you so sure?
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Control is not control
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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These monsters are people
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words tend to be inadequate
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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[citation needed]
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Kilmalosa323
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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I am high, bye
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Do Not Remove
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those other forms that have been tried. Winston Churchill
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Don't be naive.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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This statement is a lie.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Fight Me
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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FOREVER ALONE
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Question reality.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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It is happening again.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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