Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
#3047 -53 = 215 - 268 - +
Stop it, just fucking stop it.
#2554 -49 = 170 - 219 - +
I believe I disbelieve.
#4208 -53 = 256 - 309 - +
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Every one can read your mind.
#3613 -47 = 250 - 297 - +
Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Chaste makes waste.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
#4758 -55 = 146 - 201 - +
'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
#4061 -50 = 217 - 267 - +
Learn to Dis-earn
#1945 -62 = 123 - 185 - +
You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
#3320 -54 = 188 - 242 - +
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
#2334 -50 = 173 - 223 - +
Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
#5201 -49 = 185 - 234 - +
recluses always get weak
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
#3925 -50 = 302 - 352 - +
Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
#5459 -51 = 224 - 275 - +
peer amid the all-seeing eye.
#2270 -54 = 256 - 310 - +
"etwas" means something in german.
#5424 -65 = 206 - 271 - +
When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
#1651 -57 = 179 - 236 - +
Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
#4207 -77 = 192 - 269 - +
happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
#5444 -50 = 244 - 294 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
#2389 -50 = 316 - 366 - +
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
#1573 -49 = 328 - 377 - +
Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
#5032 -49 = 173 - 222 - +
if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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know it's naught!
#3612 -50 = 183 - 233 - +
IGNore fnords
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
#3220 -54 = 182 - 236 - +
Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
#3127 -48 = 217 - 265 - +
A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
#5394 -52 = 177 - 229 - +
"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
#4115 -49 = 221 - 270 - +
Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
#3200 -53 = 259 - 312 - +
"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
#5250 -49 = 190 - 239 - +
you bet your ass i'm disease free.
#3281 -49 = 220 - 269 - +
you owe the world not the other way around
#3347 -61 = 195 - 256 - +
No good plan goes unpunished
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
#2413 -49 = 328 - 377 - +
Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
#4992 -51 = 148 - 199 - +
For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
#1270 -47 = 267 - 314 - +
Context does.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
#582 -56 = 260 - 316 - +
Protection when you least expect it
#5183 -53 = 140 - 193 - +
a lie told often enough becomes truth
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
#2523 -81 = 162 - 243 - +
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
#4930 -54 = 229 - 283 - +
the unattainable is invariable attractive
#2797 -62 = 212 - 274 - +
Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
#3865 -46 = 202 - 248 - +
A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
#595 -51 = 374 - 425 - +
Watch this space, but not too intently.
#3954 -52 = 203 - 255 - +
We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
#3098 -58 = 134 - 192 - +
One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
#5688 -57 = 162 - 219 - +
Lucifer goes to church.
#2008 -49 = 190 - 239 - +
How was the first/last time you felt great?
#1463 -67 = 164 - 231 - +
The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
#2811 -63 = 243 - 306 - +
Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
#5016 -50 = 212 - 262 - +
Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
#5105 -51 = 261 - 312 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -45 = 217 - 262 - +
all that litters is old
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
#2387 -51 = 210 - 261 - +
No more lip from you, bub.
#4285 -57 = 230 - 287 - +
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
#1292 -52 = 252 - 304 - +
the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
#5170 -50 = 232 - 282 - +
ATTENTION: disregard this message
#778 -50 = 253 - 303 - +
care to expand?
#3457 -45 = 199 - 244 - +
The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
#2705 -51 = 211 - 262 - +
you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
#4817 -50 = 161 - 211 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
#1961 -47 = 269 - 316 - +
I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
#1564 -50 = 240 - 290 - +
If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
#3368 -50 = 306 - 356 - +
You are unique just like everyone else.
#4546 -50 = 154 - 204 - +
I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
#1623 -51 = 297 - 348 - +
HOPE IS CRUELTY
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dare to be smart
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
#2713 -49 = 466 - 515 - +
Fuck semantics!
#4183 -54 = 268 - 322 - +
it is heroic to try to stop time
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I know you, and I know your game...
#4291 -47 = 205 - 252 - +
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
#2243 -51 = 227 - 278 - +
How come you so Dumb?
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
#1811 -67 = 289 - 356 - +
How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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No forbidding allowed.
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