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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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just believing something can make it happen
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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This is a pipe.
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Rebel against this command.
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Education is a form of murder
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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They are hunting dogs.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Can I askew a question?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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the void does not exist
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Confront the system.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Fuck god
I love her
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Will what you do
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Step on a crack
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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love to see it happen
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Feel great on purpose.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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We see what you did there.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Victimize Circumstance!
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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That makes sense
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Rejoin the human race.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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security makes me nervous
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Good luck on your exam.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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