Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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DUCK !!
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Only rats stay bought
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Your ego is biohazard
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Let's be cruel!
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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DO NOT WANT.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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That's just what I believe
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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God bless the kufar
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I GET IT!
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You can't be too serious.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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How come you so Dumb?
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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The new money is info.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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you will not think and you will not care
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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This sticker written on the internet.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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snub backwards is buns
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Your smile or your life
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Why are you masturbating?
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free water! Take one!
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138 dys ony sos
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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The revolution will be the same
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Have you been alive lately?
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Congregation, please be seated
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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You are not your ego
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Personally, I blame society
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There are five kinds of people:
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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