Semi Official Memebomb Archive

this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Everybody knows.
#3959 -163 = 393 - 556 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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this is one sentence.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Free Baser Evil!
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Life is price less.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
#4908 -137 = 1849 - 1986 - +
you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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what's stopping you?
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
#1566 -163 = 802 - 965 - +
christinsanity
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Protection when you least expect it
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
#5017 -165 = 472 - 637 - +
Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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change is an inside job
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Paradox isn't.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
#688 -134 = 896 - 1030 - +
you must know where you stop and the world begins
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The cause is the effect.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
#2533 -151 = 423 - 574 - +
Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
#4061 -141 = 882 - 1023 - +
people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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I'm trying... very trying.
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psychicdelic
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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WAKE UP.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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today is under construction
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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belief is priceless
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Violence never settles anything.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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MEMESTORM
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Maybe you're a product too
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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wipe off that lipstick.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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just say know
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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