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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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How are you reading this?
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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We have this area under surveillance
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Life is not rhetorical.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Orwell was right.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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read banned books
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Metallica Still Sucks
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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No purpose necessary
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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You don't exist.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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power lies everywhere
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Without fuck ¡
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Resistance is fertile
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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You are now breathing manually.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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IH8UFUHQ2
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It happened to you too
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Generally speaking, women are.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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what is future
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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this post scares me
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Life is price less.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Feel great with purpose
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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not valid without receipt
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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