Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Support Our Fruits.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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re-evolution!
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repetition is the best way to learn
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Do not live, do not die.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Jesus made a good profit
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You are the voice in your head.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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How often do you feel human?
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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levity sucks.
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History is written by the winners
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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I think the terrorists just won.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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I was young and I needed the money
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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what's stopping you?
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Everything happens for no reason
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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hate humanity. love people
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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I love you.
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ISABELLAH
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I don't believe you.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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You can't be too serious.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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