Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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You should pay more attention.
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Will what you do
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Scene and Herd.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Education is a form of murder
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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all that litters is old
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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inheritance must be abolished
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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remember to react
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Kill Your Idols.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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All myths are modern
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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scratch'n'sniff
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Refuse to be remastered
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Motherfucker who you playing
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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somebody stop me. please.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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we need some new cliches
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you are now manually dying
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i dont really know anything.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Common sense is neither.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Read less, live more.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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You now have Asian Flu.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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