Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Your mother was lying
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Stop history
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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I am living in denial.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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I love you.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Lady Inspired
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Save the banks lol
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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The police are your friends.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Question...everything?
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Run. You're watching you.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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YOU will live forever!
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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In here we're all anemic.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Here's what I know,
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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holding back protects your vital energies
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Habeas Corpus
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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