Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
#5527 -74 = 142 - 216 - +
Bow down before the one you serve
#851 -55 = 250 - 305 - +
Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
#1939 -50 = 228 - 278 - +
What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
#4406 -51 = 233 - 284 - +
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
#1224 -68 = 175 - 243 - +
Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
#2102 -51 = 168 - 219 - +
If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
#3983 -55 = 390 - 445 - +
It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
#5879 -55 = 97 - 152 - +
Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
#4210 -52 = 295 - 347 - +
Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
#1439 -61 = 240 - 301 - +
YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
#3313 -51 = 203 - 254 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -52 = 186 - 238 - +
the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
#5161 -49 = 195 - 244 - +
What fortunate events led you to this point?
#5833 -55 = 108 - 163 - +
teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
#5506 -51 = 347 - 398 - +
If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
#1655 -55 = 262 - 317 - +
What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
#3143 -63 = 129 - 192 - +
Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
#3847 -53 = 257 - 310 - +
recluses always get weak
#2391 -51 = 190 - 241 - +
Stop believing, start thinking.
#3789 -51 = 270 - 321 - +
Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
#825 -57 = 250 - 307 - +
there is no Jew world fnorder
#4827 -48 = 287 - 335 - +
change your mind
#901 -53 = 199 - 252 - +
The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
#2649 -53 = 290 - 343 - +
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
#3622 -52 = 224 - 276 - +
everything counts in large amounts
#4972 -53 = 203 - 256 - +
Chaotic Evil means never having
#4500 -53 = 220 - 273 - +
resolutions serve to ease our conscience
#2414 -49 = 182 - 231 - +
boredom makes you do crazy things
#849 -53 = 200 - 253 - +
Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
#4499 -59 = 215 - 274 - +
Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
#2210 -53 = 220 - 273 - +
Why ask why, just shut up and die
#3211 -52 = 168 - 220 - +
I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
#4388 -72 = 181 - 253 - +
Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
#5427 -56 = 221 - 277 - +
Think in terms of thought.
#2890 -52 = 202 - 254 - +
evolution continues with each and every new generation
#5934 -6 = 18 - 24 - +
Yes men get all the babes!
#3245 -54 = 197 - 251 - +
if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
#4846 -54 = 209 - 263 - +
Difference engenders hate.
#1017 -58 = 245 - 303 - +
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
#2751 -55 = 227 - 282 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -488 = 1156 - 1644 - +
Please press any door to continue
#3599 -52 = 266 - 318 - +
It really is just a jump to the left.
#5025 -54 = 166 - 220 - +
Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
#4502 -51 = 195 - 246 - +
a lie told often enough becomes truth
#4497 -56 = 249 - 305 - +
there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
#4639 -63 = 198 - 261 - +
Violence never settles anything.
#3039 -60 = 152 - 212 - +
It's now
 
 
and then
#3832 -48 = 243 - 291 - +
Who watches the watchers?
#3207 -49 = 219 - 268 - +
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
#612 -54 = 189 - 243 - +
I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
#5275 -52 = 184 - 236 - +
Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
#3820 -51 = 638 - 689 - +
Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
#848 -54 = 235 - 289 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
#941 -52 = 357 - 409 - +
You're on your own now
#3384 -53 = 243 - 296 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -455 = 1037 - 1492 - +
Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
#1783 -52 = 158 - 210 - +
If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
#1689 -57 = 232 - 289 - +
if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
#4509 -53 = 199 - 252 - +
Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
#4003 -49 = 228 - 277 - +
First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
#4657 -63 = 121 - 184 - +
Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
#3004 -54 = 205 - 259 - +
Antisemitism is a gas
#4122 -54 = 227 - 281 - +
You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
#3351 -51 = 259 - 310 - +
Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
#1899 -57 = 167 - 224 - +
Quiet! The ears have walls!
#2364 -53 = 216 - 269 - +
Very vinnie voorhees
#5829 -60 = 99 - 159 - +
The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
#4096 -50 = 313 - 363 - +
action causes more trouble than thought
#656 -51 = 349 - 400 - +
Jesus died for your sensei.
#1889 -56 = 204 - 260 - +
After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
#4375 -73 = 156 - 229 - +
Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
#4284 -60 = 283 - 343 - +
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
#1392 -71 = 211 - 282 - +
Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
#4128 -52 = 268 - 320 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -58 = 211 - 269 - +
Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
#4317 -52 = 302 - 354 - +
no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
#4848 -54 = 199 - 253 - +
Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
#4665 -64 = 169 - 233 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -430 = 1169 - 1599 - +
STOP TALKING.
#2558 -51 = 252 - 303 - +
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
#4980 -49 = 256 - 305 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 184 = 2223 - 2039 - +
cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
#4327 -52 = 312 - 364 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -363 = 1099 - 1462 - +
This is 'not cricket'.
#4485 -52 = 201 - 253 - +
Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
#3030 -51 = 484 - 535 - +
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
#3247 -50 = 227 - 277 - +
i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
#5011 -53 = 184 - 237 - +
Albino african
#4785 -52 = 223 - 275 - +
If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
#4504 -52 = 214 - 266 - +
Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
#4217 -53 = 253 - 306 - +
That makes sense
#2619 -52 = 309 - 361 - +
Remember the . . . what was it again?
#2402 -49 = 248 - 297 - +
Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
#3843 -54 = 303 - 357 - +
Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
#735 -56 = 177 - 233 - +
Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
#4549 -66 = 151 - 217 - +
A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
#4701 -53 = 222 - 275 - +
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
#1645 -50 = 255 - 305 - +
if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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