I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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