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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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It might be worth it.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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You're standing in it now.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Operatives are standing by.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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meet us in orbit
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Think while it's still illegal
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Your cats are my target audience
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hungry? eat me.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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This is not a pipe.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Tick tick tick
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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In here we're all anemic.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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NO YOU!
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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People are revolting
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Believing is seeing.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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The Game
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Question...everything?
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"Please feel free."
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Fuck god
I love her
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