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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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You know it all, don't you?
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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i redundant already.
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physical culture is second best
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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It's not my struggle
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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There is no mainstream.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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deceive regularly
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Fait accompli...
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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I GET IT!
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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security makes me nervous
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Jesus loves war!
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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mostly you should mind your own business
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a name means a lot just by itself
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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getting even is odd.
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TV Sets the Channel
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No perception leads to self deception.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Specialization is for insects
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meet us in orbit
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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So, read any good books lately?
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Youthanize yourself
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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