Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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I am no longer infected
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[citation needed]
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Yes men get all the babes!
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Laugh
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I really like writing on walls
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No direction is the right direction
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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It's now
 
 
and then
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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Give me liberty or, else.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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nobody is in charge
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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technology will make or break us
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You better know
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Yes you are.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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No perception leads to self deception.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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I bet you stepped in it.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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what i think i am
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humor is a release
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Albino african
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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We see what you did there.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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The Game
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How often do you feel human?
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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I GET IT!
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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the void does not exist
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You know better
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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starvation is nature's way
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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all roads lead to qumran
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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To be happy is a new notion
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Please go back 3 squares
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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read banned books
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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