Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Work is a four letter word.
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Are you living in the real world?
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The truth never set anyone free
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Clara mascara
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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How's that working out for you?
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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It happened to you too
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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FOREVER ALONE
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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It's always today.
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So, read any good books lately?
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This is inappropriate
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Your memebomb
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Can I askew a question?
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Art is dangerous
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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This is not here
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What you change, changes you.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Vegetables are murder.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Control is not control
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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No purpose necessary
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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