Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i think therefore i think i am
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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physical culture is second best
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chance the yeti
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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MURDERBIRD
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All generalisations are false
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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This sentence has never been written.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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choose life
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God is dead, long live God
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Common sense is neither.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Congregation, please be seated
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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I love you.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Knock yourself out.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Such Oddacity.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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You should pay more attention.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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The Earth Will Shake.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Reinvent retardation.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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MINDCRAFT
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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I like.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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god believes in you!
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Have that mole checked out
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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If you can this.... you can read
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this is only a test
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Robots bleed red
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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I believe I disbelieve.
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You are not your self-image.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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This is now part of your day.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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