Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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If your not confused your wrong
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Leap before you look
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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hate humanity. love people
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Context does.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Violence never settles anything.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Do not read this message.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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You don't exist.
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Maybe you're a product too
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Why are you so sure?
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Why are you masturbating?
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Think outside the book.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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GET OVER IT
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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IGNore fnords
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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How do you get all those coins?
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Recycle your pets
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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ISABELLAH
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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