Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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hate love - love hate
#5045 -46 = 147 - 193 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -21 = 201 - 222 - +
A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
#632 -52 = 215 - 267 - +
Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
#2520 -54 = 166 - 220 - +
No gods, no masterpieces
#5357 -45 = 203 - 248 - +
Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
#4501 -43 = 205 - 248 - +
Prop Up The System!
#2336 -49 = 167 - 216 - +
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
#2306 -48 = 196 - 244 - +
Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
#2453 -52 = 184 - 236 - +
Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
#924 -57 = 207 - 264 - +
Can you prove you're not the enemy?
#882 -42 = 230 - 272 - +
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
#5232 -47 = 162 - 209 - +
Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
#5583 -87 = 80 - 167 - +
exceptional people deserve special concessions
#1201 -74 = 248 - 322 - +
SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
#4982 -42 = 179 - 221 - +
 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
#5385 -42 = 211 - 253 - +
it is a gift to the world not to have babies
#1796 -46 = 241 - 287 - +
You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
#3698 -42 = 216 - 258 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -46 = 204 - 250 - +
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
#3653 -45 = 252 - 297 - +
Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
#825 -51 = 233 - 284 - +
If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
#1674 -46 = 183 - 229 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -57 = 176 - 233 - +
This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
#2927 -43 = 323 - 366 - +
Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
#1149 -48 = 229 - 277 - +
The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
#5828 -33 = 46 - 79 - +
FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
#1278 -41 = 245 - 286 - +
The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
#2703 -74 = 152 - 226 - +
Today is the day.
#3973 -57 = 223 - 280 - +
Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
#4286 -44 = 239 - 283 - +
our bored brains need information overload
#5740 -71 = 85 - 156 - +
Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
#3486 -46 = 240 - 286 - +
Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
#5308 -50 = 230 - 280 - +
do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
#4666 -65 = 134 - 199 - +
My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
#2100 -48 = 151 - 199 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -393 = 1083 - 1476 - +
We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
#3090 -45 = 190 - 235 - +
to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
#5672 -60 = 108 - 168 - +
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
#2152 -46 = 196 - 242 - +
The big theives hang the little ones.
#2640 -44 = 174 - 218 - +
Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
#4329 -43 = 230 - 273 - +
February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
#5225 -45 = 173 - 218 - +
Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
#4003 -43 = 205 - 248 - +
Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
#1087 -79 = 186 - 265 - +
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
#5255 -72 = 172 - 244 - +
You're being lied to by yourself.
#4738 -52 = 166 - 218 - +
Fortune fucks over the bold
#5674 -57 = 106 - 163 - +
Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1969 -39 = 190 - 229 - +
Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
#1180 -58 = 174 - 232 - +
God exists only when we are unaware of him.
#1334 -41 = 255 - 296 - +
You are not your ego
#3266 -44 = 245 - 289 - +
Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
#4339 -43 = 210 - 253 - +
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
#2241 -62 = 155 - 217 - +
I don't believe you.
#1503 -46 = 197 - 243 - +
God doesn't believe in you, either.
#5076 -47 = 197 - 244 - +
zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
#4885 -46 = 137 - 183 - +
even she goes poo... even she
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
#4455 -77 = 146 - 223 - +
You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
#3325 -44 = 256 - 300 - +
People are revolting
#4662 -48 = 223 - 271 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
#5545 -56 = 129 - 185 - +
Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
#835 -63 = 217 - 280 - +
Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
#3726 -46 = 185 - 231 - +
When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
#3184 -45 = 218 - 263 - +
Why are you masturbating?
#3209 -47 = 213 - 260 - +
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
#5609 -96 = 104 - 200 - +
Part of me lives in this Universe.
#4292 -49 = 143 - 192 - +
a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
#622 -43 = 295 - 338 - +
Flee at once, all is discovered.
#1253 -47 = 218 - 265 - +
Your computer is lying to you.
#4268 -49 = 237 - 286 - +
You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
#5200 -44 = 198 - 242 - +
I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
#3906 -56 = 276 - 332 - +
absolute submission can be a form of freedom
#646 -45 = 191 - 236 - +
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
#1168 -54 = 181 - 235 - +
A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
#4433 -44 = 172 - 216 - +
We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
#3986 -50 = 207 - 257 - +
The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
#5186 -47 = 166 - 213 - +
I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
#4297 -53 = 140 - 193 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
#1964 -51 = 182 - 233 - +
everything that's interesting is new
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somebody stop me. please.
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Lucifer goes to church.
#2008 -51 = 172 - 223 - +
It’s mystery all the way down.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
#2350 -50 = 205 - 255 - +
Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
#3218 -43 = 192 - 235 - +
Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
#4994 -42 = 175 - 217 - +
if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
#4847 -48 = 138 - 186 - +
Imprint your reality here.
#5594 -71 = 72 - 143 - +
a name means a lot just by itself
#618 -49 = 215 - 264 - +
The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
#4005 -53 = 183 - 236 - +
there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
#4844 -46 = 145 - 191 - +
Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
#5686 -47 = 115 - 162 - +
This is my steakhouse.
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