Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You got away with it.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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IMOK
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Things you own end up owning you
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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True love is overrated
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Jesus is 6.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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don't place to much trust in experts
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Congregation, please be seated
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Make like nature: select all.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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You are Holy in the wrong
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
#1301 -129 = 308 - 437 - +
Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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I want this statement to be false.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
#5532 -127 = 288 - 415 - +
World's Best Dad
#5553 -128 = 245 - 373 - +
"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Malpractice makes perfect
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I'm on thought rations
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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true freedom is frightful
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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This message isn't for you
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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maybe partying will help
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Check Mate!
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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