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Keep looking until there are no more details
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Clara mascara
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Step on a crack
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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This is the distraction.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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This is where i get off.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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you will not think and you will not care
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Hellen back
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Don't fart then inhale it
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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But we'll never survive!
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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How are you reading this?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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DIY
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Education is a form of murder
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decadence can be an end in itself
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words tend to be inadequate
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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We Universe Itself
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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These could go together, or be separate.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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technology will make or break us
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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jesus, that's a good one!
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Preserve disorder
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you can live on through your descendants
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