Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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deceive regularly
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Explain your sense of self
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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what a drag it is getting sold
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we need some new cliches
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This is inappropriate
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Work is a four letter word.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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god cares for you more.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Fuck god
I love her
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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no absolutes!
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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automation is deadly
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Write this somewhere else.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Let us prey
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Who are you? Why?
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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the medium is the mode
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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They Live. We sleep
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Vegetables are murder.
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Welcome home
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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