Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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love to see it happen
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Tear off all your labels.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Feel great on purpose.
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illness is a state of mind
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Dick.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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is this a stupid question?
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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WAKE UP.
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August Victoria hospital
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Legalize poverty
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Read less, live more.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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fun is my function
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Jesus loves war!
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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I GET IT!
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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This sign is not for you.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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water is just boneless ice
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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SCORPION PIE
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Was it worth it?
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Life is not only for you.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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"Time's up... or left?"
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Think while it's still illegal
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i can't do that yet.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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the posthumous will judge.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Somebody hates you
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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KNOW SHIT!
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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You know it all, don't you?
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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the future is here now
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fear is information
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