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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Oops bi did it again
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Cadres decide everything.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Laws make criminals.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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World's Best Dad
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Your brain is itchy
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Language is speaking you.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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You woke up for this?
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Context does.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
...
H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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solitude is enriching
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Examine the following:
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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The Game
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you're it, no backsies
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Get ready for this.
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please change beliefs
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The revolution will be the same
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Think while it's still illegal
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Read less, live more.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Forget you even read this.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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DonĀ“t Happy, Be Worry.
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Your smile or your life
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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