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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Normal
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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scratch'n'sniff
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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an elite is inevitable
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Secrecy kills.
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fat people think they are fat.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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We should all quit whinging.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Life -- do you grok it?
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I've run out of things to say.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Control is not control
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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to whom it may concern,
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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You are what you hate.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I'm better than you.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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angst is lame
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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