Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -617 = 1319 - 1936 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -615 = 1286 - 1901 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -598 = 1454 - 2052 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -567 = 1349 - 1916 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -562 = 1316 - 1878 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -554 = 1284 - 1838 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -550 = 1251 - 1801 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -546 = 1254 - 1800 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -536 = 1246 - 1782 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -522 = 1318 - 1840 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -516 = 1274 - 1790 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -515 = 1293 - 1808 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -513 = 1303 - 1816 - +
Normal
#2169 -513 = 1295 - 1808 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -510 = 1300 - 1810 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -508 = 1342 - 1850 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -508 = 1287 - 1795 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -502 = 1297 - 1799 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -501 = 1273 - 1774 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -500 = 1247 - 1747 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -498 = 1362 - 1860 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -495 = 1303 - 1798 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -495 = 1235 - 1730 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -494 = 1202 - 1696 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -494 = 1232 - 1726 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -493 = 1362 - 1855 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -491 = 1232 - 1723 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -490 = 1246 - 1736 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -488 = 1351 - 1839 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -485 = 1289 - 1774 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -484 = 1142 - 1626 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -482 = 1240 - 1722 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -479 = 1308 - 1787 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -477 = 1253 - 1730 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -474 = 1265 - 1739 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -473 = 1231 - 1704 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -470 = 1222 - 1692 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -468 = 1295 - 1763 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -467 = 1226 - 1693 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -464 = 1239 - 1703 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -462 = 1247 - 1709 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -457 = 1262 - 1719 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -454 = 1296 - 1750 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -453 = 1277 - 1730 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -452 = 1273 - 1725 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -452 = 1270 - 1722 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -452 = 1218 - 1670 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -450 = 1149 - 1599 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -448 = 1179 - 1627 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -447 = 1198 - 1645 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -445 = 1232 - 1677 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -444 = 1294 - 1738 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -444 = 1275 - 1719 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -443 = 1286 - 1729 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -442 = 1244 - 1686 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -441 = 1338 - 1779 - +
Control is not control
#951 -440 = 1324 - 1764 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -440 = 1280 - 1720 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -440 = 1279 - 1719 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -440 = 1326 - 1766 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -438 = 1266 - 1704 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -436 = 1308 - 1744 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -435 = 1283 - 1718 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -434 = 1358 - 1792 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -434 = 1250 - 1684 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -433 = 1321 - 1754 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -430 = 1269 - 1699 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -426 = 1329 - 1755 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -423 = 1245 - 1668 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -422 = 1285 - 1707 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -422 = 1318 - 1740 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -413 = 1274 - 1687 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -412 = 1293 - 1705 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -411 = 1198 - 1609 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -410 = 1161 - 1571 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -409 = 1275 - 1684 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -409 = 1254 - 1663 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -406 = 1390 - 1796 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -394 = 1214 - 1608 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -393 = 1193 - 1586 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -392 = 1359 - 1751 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -390 = 1322 - 1712 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -389 = 1286 - 1675 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -388 = 1256 - 1644 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -388 = 1245 - 1633 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -385 = 1282 - 1667 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -383 = 1348 - 1731 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -382 = 1121 - 1503 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -380 = 1282 - 1662 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -379 = 1284 - 1663 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -374 = 1192 - 1566 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -370 = 1325 - 1695 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -370 = 1236 - 1606 - +
angst is lame
#722 -364 = 1248 - 1612 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -364 = 1344 - 1708 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -359 = 1245 - 1604 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -358 = 1275 - 1633 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -355 = 1275 - 1630 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -349 = 641 - 990 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -337 = 1232 - 1569 - +

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