Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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fat people think they are fat.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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And thus, sense was made.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Control is not control
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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angst is lame
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Normal
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Secrecy kills.
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I've run out of things to say.
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an elite is inevitable
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Care for a penis snifter?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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scratch'n'sniff
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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to whom it may concern,
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You are what you hate.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I'm better than you.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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