Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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fat people think they are fat.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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And thus, sense was made.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Control is not control
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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realize that ignorance is bless
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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angst is lame
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Secrecy kills.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Normal
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scratch'n'sniff
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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an elite is inevitable
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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You are what you hate.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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to whom it may concern,
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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I'm better than you.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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