Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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angst is lame
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -2165 = 4501 - 6666 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Control is not control
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I've run out of things to say.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -2086 = 4732 - 6818 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -2084 = 4657 - 6741 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -2082 = 5232 - 7314 - +
fat people think they are fat.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2063 = 4516 - 6579 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2051 = 5451 - 7502 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -2050 = 4586 - 6636 - +
We should all quit whinging.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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I'm better than you.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -2024 = 5312 - 7336 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -2023 = 4837 - 6860 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -2016 = 4442 - 6458 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -2008 = 4212 - 6220 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -2008 = 4597 - 6605 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -2000 = 4503 - 6503 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1993 = 4524 - 6517 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -1990 = 4468 - 6458 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1985 = 4600 - 6585 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1984 = 5699 - 7683 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1975 = 5711 - 7686 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1970 = 4756 - 6726 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1968 = 4676 - 6644 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1962 = 4622 - 6584 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1961 = 4603 - 6564 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1955 = 4813 - 6768 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -1934 = 4428 - 6362 - +
Normal
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to whom it may concern,
#3417 -1917 = 4526 - 6443 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -1915 = 4653 - 6568 - +
scratch'n'sniff
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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And thus, sense was made.
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You are what you hate.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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