Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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fat people think they are fat.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -992 = 1932 - 2924 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -965 = 1960 - 2925 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -961 = 1939 - 2900 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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realize that ignorance is bless
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -954 = 2004 - 2958 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -954 = 2002 - 2956 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -952 = 2003 - 2955 - +
Normal
#2169 -950 = 2030 - 2980 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -946 = 1981 - 2927 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -944 = 1997 - 2941 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -940 = 2081 - 3021 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -940 = 1973 - 2913 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -937 = 1985 - 2922 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -936 = 2042 - 2978 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -935 = 2118 - 3053 - +
Control is not control
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -923 = 1944 - 2867 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -922 = 2000 - 2922 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -911 = 1925 - 2836 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -905 = 1929 - 2834 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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to whom it may concern,
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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angst is lame
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -864 = 2002 - 2866 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -864 = 2014 - 2878 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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You are what you hate.
#4249 -855 = 2016 - 2871 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -854 = 1966 - 2820 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -853 = 2008 - 2861 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -840 = 2008 - 2848 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -840 = 2139 - 2979 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -807 = 2088 - 2895 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -796 = 2073 - 2869 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -788 = 1998 - 2786 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -777 = 1974 - 2751 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -736 = 1994 - 2730 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I'm better than you.
#4267 -724 = 2031 - 2755 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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