Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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fat people think they are fat.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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scratch'n'sniff
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Normal
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Secrecy kills.
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to whom it may concern,
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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an elite is inevitable
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Control is not control
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I've run out of things to say.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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angst is lame
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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You are what you hate.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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I'm better than you.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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