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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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fat people think they are fat.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Normal
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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And thus, sense was made.
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Secrecy kills.
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We should all quit whinging.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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scratch'n'sniff
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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an elite is inevitable
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Control is not control
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Life -- do you grok it?
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to whom it may concern,
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I've run out of things to say.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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angst is lame
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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You are what you hate.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I'm better than you.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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