Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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And thus, sense was made.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Life -- do you grok it?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Secrecy kills.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Normal
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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an elite is inevitable
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Control is not control
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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scratch'n'sniff
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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I've run out of things to say.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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angst is lame
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Care for a penis snifter?
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to whom it may concern,
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You are what you hate.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I'm better than you.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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