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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -818 = 1644 - 2462 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -816 = 1713 - 2529 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -804 = 1743 - 2547 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -801 = 1693 - 2494 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -793 = 1744 - 2537 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -791 = 1672 - 2463 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -781 = 1592 - 2373 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -772 = 1671 - 2443 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -769 = 1722 - 2491 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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scratch'n'sniff
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We should all quit whinging.
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Normal
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Secrecy kills.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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to whom it may concern,
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Control is not control
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -725 = 1596 - 2321 - +
an elite is inevitable
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I've run out of things to say.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -687 = 1758 - 2445 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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angst is lame
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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You are what you hate.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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I'm better than you.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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