Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Normal
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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scratch'n'sniff
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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And thus, sense was made.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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an elite is inevitable
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Secrecy kills.
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fat people think they are fat.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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We should all quit whinging.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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I've run out of things to say.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Control is not control
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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to whom it may concern,
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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You are what you hate.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I'm better than you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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angst is lame
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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