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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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fat people think they are fat.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -946 = 1890 - 2836 - +
And thus, sense was made.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -937 = 1903 - 2840 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
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We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -928 = 1953 - 2881 - +
Secrecy kills.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -925 = 1931 - 2856 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -925 = 1947 - 2872 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -921 = 1971 - 2892 - +
Normal
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Control is not control
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an elite is inevitable
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -887 = 1998 - 2885 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -886 = 2018 - 2904 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -875 = 1868 - 2743 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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to whom it may concern,
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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angst is lame
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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You are what you hate.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -825 = 1973 - 2798 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -823 = 1997 - 2820 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -807 = 2097 - 2904 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -718 = 1935 - 2653 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -699 = 1999 - 2698 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -695 = 1996 - 2691 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -689 = 2009 - 2698 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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