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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -960 = 1886 - 2846 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -943 = 1922 - 2865 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -887 = 1922 - 2809 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -883 = 1935 - 2818 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -874 = 1851 - 2725 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -867 = 1803 - 2670 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -863 = 1882 - 2745 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -862 = 1891 - 2753 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -856 = 1981 - 2837 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -851 = 1885 - 2736 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -851 = 1909 - 2760 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -838 = 1778 - 2616 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -836 = 1906 - 2742 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -833 = 1867 - 2700 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -821 = 1827 - 2648 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -816 = 1807 - 2623 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -815 = 1704 - 2519 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -810 = 1760 - 2570 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -805 = 1744 - 2549 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -805 = 1673 - 2478 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -803 = 1751 - 2554 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -793 = 1667 - 2460 - +
Normal
#2169 -791 = 1730 - 2521 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -788 = 1670 - 2458 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -785 = 1667 - 2452 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -784 = 1713 - 2497 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -782 = 1753 - 2535 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -780 = 1675 - 2455 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -779 = 1685 - 2464 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -773 = 1701 - 2474 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -773 = 1659 - 2432 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -771 = 1778 - 2549 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -769 = 1706 - 2475 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -765 = 1828 - 2593 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -763 = 1693 - 2456 - +
Control is not control
#951 -762 = 1760 - 2522 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -760 = 1756 - 2516 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -756 = 1666 - 2422 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -755 = 1658 - 2413 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -754 = 1855 - 2609 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -750 = 1769 - 2519 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -750 = 1586 - 2336 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -746 = 1764 - 2510 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -745 = 1627 - 2372 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -741 = 1709 - 2450 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -740 = 1749 - 2489 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -740 = 1632 - 2372 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -738 = 1640 - 2378 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -737 = 1637 - 2374 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -737 = 1584 - 2321 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -733 = 1666 - 2399 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -730 = 1698 - 2428 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -730 = 1742 - 2472 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -729 = 1797 - 2526 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -727 = 1825 - 2552 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -726 = 1721 - 2447 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -723 = 1639 - 2362 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -719 = 1713 - 2432 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -718 = 1751 - 2469 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -713 = 1707 - 2420 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -713 = 1776 - 2489 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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angst is lame
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -705 = 1743 - 2448 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -702 = 1705 - 2407 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -694 = 1883 - 2577 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -692 = 1738 - 2430 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -692 = 1804 - 2496 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -686 = 1752 - 2438 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -686 = 1536 - 2222 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -682 = 1722 - 2404 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -676 = 1716 - 2392 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -673 = 1777 - 2450 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -672 = 1752 - 2424 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -672 = 1726 - 2398 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -666 = 1688 - 2354 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -662 = 1854 - 2516 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -658 = 1786 - 2444 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -658 = 1692 - 2350 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -655 = 1732 - 2387 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -654 = 1852 - 2506 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -650 = 1854 - 2504 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -648 = 1824 - 2472 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -644 = 1653 - 2297 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -638 = 1850 - 2488 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -635 = 1646 - 2281 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -620 = 1824 - 2444 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -613 = 1691 - 2304 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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I'm better than you.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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