Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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fat people think they are fat.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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And thus, sense was made.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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scratch'n'sniff
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to whom it may concern,
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Secrecy kills.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Normal
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realize that ignorance is bless
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We should all quit whinging.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -637 = 1341 - 1978 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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an elite is inevitable
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Control is not control
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -606 = 1398 - 2004 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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angst is lame
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You are what you hate.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I'm better than you.
#4267 -468 = 1506 - 1974 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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