Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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fat people think they are fat.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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scratch'n'sniff
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And thus, sense was made.
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Normal
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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to whom it may concern,
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -614 = 1402 - 2016 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
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We should all quit whinging.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Secrecy kills.
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an elite is inevitable
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Control is not control
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -572 = 1376 - 1948 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -559 = 1474 - 2033 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -558 = 1409 - 1967 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -557 = 1374 - 1931 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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angst is lame
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -516 = 1505 - 2021 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -515 = 1459 - 1974 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -507 = 1381 - 1888 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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You are what you hate.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -495 = 1488 - 1983 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -495 = 1284 - 1779 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -494 = 1484 - 1978 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -477 = 1390 - 1867 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -448 = 1493 - 1941 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -447 = 1514 - 1961 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -438 = 1507 - 1945 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -438 = 1472 - 1910 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
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