Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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fat people think they are fat.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Control is not control
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Secrecy kills.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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We should all quit whinging.
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Normal
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an elite is inevitable
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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I've run out of things to say.
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angst is lame
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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scratch'n'sniff
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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to whom it may concern,
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You are what you hate.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I'm better than you.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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