Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -700 = 1372 - 2072 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -670 = 1428 - 2098 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -656 = 1518 - 2174 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -654 = 1421 - 2075 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -651 = 1356 - 2007 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -648 = 1392 - 2040 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -640 = 1449 - 2089 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -639 = 1407 - 2046 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -637 = 1414 - 2051 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -633 = 1473 - 2106 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -627 = 1335 - 1962 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -615 = 1349 - 1964 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -614 = 1371 - 1985 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -613 = 1449 - 2062 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -607 = 1420 - 2027 - +
And thus, sense was made.
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scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -600 = 1365 - 1965 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -597 = 1392 - 1989 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -596 = 1381 - 1977 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -596 = 1389 - 1985 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -593 = 1457 - 2050 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -592 = 1382 - 1974 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -592 = 1365 - 1957 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -590 = 1341 - 1931 - +
Normal
#2169 -590 = 1448 - 2038 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -586 = 1473 - 2059 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -585 = 1268 - 1853 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -584 = 1385 - 1969 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -584 = 1547 - 2131 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -576 = 1468 - 2044 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -575 = 1400 - 1975 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -574 = 1383 - 1957 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -573 = 1512 - 2085 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -572 = 1468 - 2040 - +
Control is not control
#951 -570 = 1453 - 2023 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -570 = 1394 - 1964 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -569 = 1345 - 1914 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -565 = 1338 - 1903 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -563 = 1510 - 2073 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -562 = 1455 - 2017 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -562 = 1454 - 2016 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -561 = 1409 - 1970 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -560 = 1320 - 1880 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -558 = 1468 - 2026 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -556 = 1296 - 1852 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -552 = 1323 - 1875 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -550 = 1327 - 1877 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -549 = 1398 - 1947 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -545 = 1406 - 1951 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -544 = 1473 - 2017 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -543 = 1393 - 1936 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -539 = 1377 - 1916 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -536 = 1445 - 1981 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -535 = 1348 - 1883 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -531 = 1441 - 1972 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -529 = 1499 - 2028 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -522 = 1493 - 2015 - +
angst is lame
#722 -521 = 1378 - 1899 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -521 = 1578 - 2099 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -518 = 1483 - 2001 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -517 = 1440 - 1957 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -515 = 1385 - 1900 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -513 = 1404 - 1917 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -512 = 1452 - 1964 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -511 = 1419 - 1930 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -510 = 1448 - 1958 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -506 = 1452 - 1958 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -504 = 1404 - 1908 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -500 = 1395 - 1895 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -498 = 1468 - 1966 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -498 = 1477 - 1975 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -494 = 1418 - 1912 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -492 = 1517 - 2009 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -487 = 1341 - 1828 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -483 = 1345 - 1828 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -478 = 1556 - 2034 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -478 = 1243 - 1721 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -478 = 1407 - 1885 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -476 = 1373 - 1849 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -476 = 1450 - 1926 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -476 = 1394 - 1870 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -473 = 801 - 1274 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -471 = 1453 - 1924 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -470 = 1321 - 1791 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -468 = 1545 - 2013 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -459 = 1360 - 1819 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -454 = 1523 - 1977 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -450 = 1552 - 2002 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -429 = 1454 - 1883 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -427 = 1504 - 1931 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -420 = 1483 - 1903 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -415 = 1434 - 1849 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -408 = 1480 - 1888 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
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