Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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IMOK
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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poonerism
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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travelight
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
#6347 -14 = 49 - 63 - +
christafarian
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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happy happens
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hate speech?
#6339 -24 = 132 - 156 - +
toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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brainsprain
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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KNOW SHIT!
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anarchonistic
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PANTFARTICA
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cancer cures smoking.
#6311 -40 = 247 - 287 - +
Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
#6331 -40 = 150 - 190 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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consider the inconsiderate.
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some hacks hoax
#6239 -44 = 226 - 270 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
#6325 -44 = 181 - 225 - +
AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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the ripple is not the water.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
#6294 -46 = 220 - 266 - +
world wide eyed
#6253 -47 = 249 - 296 - +
PROMISES PRIMACES
#6275 -47 = 218 - 265 - +
HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
#6304 -47 = 236 - 283 - +
keep the lasagna flying
#6337 -47 = 144 - 191 - +
you can be right and still be murdered
#6270 -48 = 253 - 301 - +
THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
#6305 -48 = 232 - 280 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
#6252 -49 = 229 - 278 - +
KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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the way is already narrow without your help.
#6272 -49 = 228 - 277 - +
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
#6287 -49 = 257 - 306 - +
FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
#6225 -50 = 212 - 262 - +
ICDUC2?
#6316 -50 = 212 - 262 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -51 = 213 - 264 - +
If not now, then when?
#6330 -51 = 145 - 196 - +
HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
#6198 -52 = 180 - 232 - +
IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
#6222 -52 = 225 - 277 - +
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
#6226 -52 = 202 - 254 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
#6231 -52 = 210 - 262 - +
jesus hippie
#6243 -52 = 215 - 267 - +
i'm just as god remade me
#6269 -52 = 214 - 266 - +
asshole
#6280 -52 = 233 - 285 - +
ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
#6306 -52 = 241 - 293 - +
homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
#6319 -52 = 217 - 269 - +
Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
#6320 -52 = 186 - 238 - +
Is that normal or is that just you?
#6333 -52 = 141 - 193 - +
time passes through us.
#6173 -53 = 133 - 186 - +
yeah, i know.
#6181 -53 = 149 - 202 - +
nobody does anything anymore!
#6203 -53 = 200 - 253 - +
MINDCRAFT
#6242 -53 = 198 - 251 - +
WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
#6285 -53 = 216 - 269 - +
ice 4 eyes
#6271 -53 = 237 - 290 - +
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
#6278 -53 = 265 - 318 - +
there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
#6282 -53 = 239 - 292 - +
ANTI-SEMANTIC
#6290 -53 = 231 - 284 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6180 -54 = 172 - 226 - +
jesus, that's a good one!
#6193 -54 = 193 - 247 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -54 = 215 - 269 - +
attention solipsists: you are not alone!
#6244 -54 = 224 - 278 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
#6251 -54 = 221 - 275 - +
CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
#6254 -54 = 219 - 273 - +
slack lives matter
#6258 -54 = 236 - 290 - +
YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
#6279 -54 = 223 - 277 - +
IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
#6303 -54 = 242 - 296 - +
IN MY PANTS!
#6295 -54 = 223 - 277 - +
I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
#6301 -54 = 225 - 279 - +
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
#6297 -54 = 220 - 274 - +
ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
#6310 -54 = 243 - 297 - +
POLITICALLY ERECT
#6314 -54 = 220 - 274 - +
obamasyomama
#6317 -54 = 211 - 265 - +
INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6096 -55 = 207 - 262 - +
dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
#6139 -55 = 145 - 200 - +
'slanguage
#6162 -55 = 174 - 229 - +
People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
#6174 -55 = 167 - 222 - +
every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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i know that i don't know.
#6194 -55 = 174 - 229 - +
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
#6195 -55 = 219 - 274 - +
such is the war.
#6196 -55 = 215 - 270 - +
MEMESTORM
#6199 -55 = 197 - 252 - +
I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
#6205 -55 = 202 - 257 - +
antifart
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