Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 205 = 2206 - 2001 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 183 = 2273 - 2090 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 35 = 2072 - 2037 - +
It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
#3800 10 = 2001 - 1991 - +
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
#3988 9 = 1890 - 1881 - +
Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
#5979 1 = 1 - 0 - +
take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
#5976 0 = 10 - 10 - +
 
back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
#5980 0 = 1 - 1 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 0 = 1 - 1 - +
drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
#5983 0 = 1 - 1 - +
it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
#5967 -1 = 23 - 24 - +
Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
#5977 -1 = 0 - 1 - +
fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
#5978 -1 = 0 - 1 - +
why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
#5981 -1 = 0 - 1 - +
BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
#5984 -1 = 0 - 1 - +
It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
#5954 -3 = 22 - 25 - +
The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
#5965 -3 = 23 - 26 - +
most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
#5969 -3 = 24 - 27 - +
laugh hard at the absurdly evil
#5972 -3 = 23 - 26 - +
ux = bb is watching you
#5975 -3 = 10 - 13 - +
Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
#5959 -4 = 25 - 29 - +
There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
#5955 -5 = 21 - 26 - +
Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
#5962 -5 = 21 - 26 - +
everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
#5963 -5 = 22 - 27 - +
"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
#5970 -5 = 23 - 28 - +
Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
#5974 -5 = 10 - 15 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 -6 = 1950 - 1956 - +
Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
#5961 -6 = 23 - 29 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -7 = 20 - 27 - +
a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
#5958 -7 = 21 - 28 - +
remember to react
#5973 -7 = 18 - 25 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 -8 = 1973 - 1981 - +
Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
#5960 -8 = 22 - 30 - +
HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
#5952 -9 = 30 - 39 - +
A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
#5956 -9 = 19 - 28 - +
Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
#5966 -9 = 20 - 29 - +
there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
#5968 -10 = 18 - 28 - +
Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
#5964 -11 = 18 - 29 - +
just say know
#5953 -12 = 25 - 37 - +
In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
#5971 -12 = 17 - 29 - +
World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
#5948 -16 = 33 - 49 - +
it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
#5951 -19 = 30 - 49 - +
dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
#5950 -22 = 27 - 49 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
#3941 -23 = 1875 - 1898 - +
We are all popes of our own madness
#5949 -26 = 22 - 48 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -27 = 1977 - 2004 - +
EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
#5925 -31 = 94 - 125 - +
what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
#5944 -31 = 43 - 74 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 -33 = 156 - 189 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 -33 = 129 - 162 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -34 = 124 - 158 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -34 = 108 - 142 - +
Right now people are dying because they are invisible
#5910 -34 = 92 - 126 - +
Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
#5945 -35 = 38 - 73 - +
Is your right to forget unalienable?
#5912 -36 = 98 - 134 - +
in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
#5919 -36 = 89 - 125 - +
the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
#5946 -36 = 36 - 72 - +
this is one sentence.
#5909 -37 = 89 - 126 - +
Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
#5943 -38 = 45 - 83 - +
Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
#5947 -38 = 31 - 69 - +
Negation is definition
#5918 -39 = 94 - 133 - +
Everyone has a personal fnord
#5915 -39 = 93 - 132 - +
This is the age of isis
#5916 -39 = 90 - 129 - +
Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
#5927 -39 = 87 - 126 - +
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
#5926 -39 = 89 - 128 - +
Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
#5922 -40 = 87 - 127 - +
Some men are born posthumously.
#5935 -40 = 61 - 101 - +
If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
#5908 -41 = 94 - 135 - +
dumbing down is as dumbing down does
#5920 -41 = 88 - 129 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -42 = 391 - 433 - +
in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
#5906 -42 = 104 - 146 - +
If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
#5942 -42 = 49 - 91 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -43 = 192 - 235 - +
You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
#5911 -43 = 94 - 137 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
#5896 -44 = 165 - 209 - +
I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
#5905 -44 = 119 - 163 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -45 = 178 - 223 - +
templates and imprinting go hand in hand
#5903 -46 = 116 - 162 - +
I really like writing on walls
#5917 -46 = 89 - 135 - +
life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
#5921 -46 = 91 - 137 - +
orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
#5936 -46 = 52 - 98 - +
The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
#5941 -46 = 44 - 90 - +
They think you're weird.
#2884 -47 = 345 - 392 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -47 = 342 - 389 - +
no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
#5923 -47 = 80 - 127 - +
Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
#5931 -47 = 59 - 106 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -48 = 210 - 258 - +
I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
#5842 -48 = 190 - 238 - +
wait faster
#5892 -48 = 178 - 226 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
#5898 -48 = 153 - 201 - +
fear is information
#5938 -48 = 51 - 99 - +
ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
#780 -49 = 218 - 267 - +
I came. I saw. I believed.
#1493 -49 = 244 - 293 - +
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
#1813 -49 = 255 - 304 - +
We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
#3082 -49 = 272 - 321 - +
"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
#3611 -49 = 222 - 271 - +
Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
#3998 -49 = 451 - 500 - +
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
#4865 -49 = 193 - 242 - +
ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
#4949 -49 = 175 - 224 - +

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