Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
#6363 -9 = 65 - 74 - +
It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
#6364 -12 = 56 - 68 - +
Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
#6365 -12 = 39 - 51 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6356 -29 = 217 - 246 - +
dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
#6357 -30 = 229 - 259 - +
TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
#6352 -42 = 225 - 267 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6354 -43 = 233 - 276 - +
just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
#6346 -45 = 238 - 283 - +
uranus is a gas-giant.
#6362 -47 = 171 - 218 - +
anarchonistic
#6334 -51 = 361 - 412 - +
you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
#6347 -51 = 223 - 274 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -52 = 433 - 485 - +
IMOK
#6355 -52 = 215 - 267 - +
TRAVELITE
#6361 -52 = 169 - 221 - +
travelight
#6348 -53 = 238 - 291 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
#6315 -54 = 435 - 489 - +
FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
#6350 -54 = 228 - 282 - +
d's nutz
#6360 -55 = 156 - 211 - +
brainsprain
#6344 -56 = 249 - 305 - +
keep the lasagna flying
#6337 -57 = 343 - 400 - +
cancer cures smoking.
#6311 -58 = 445 - 503 - +
i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
#6359 -58 = 171 - 229 - +
a penny saved is a penny spurned
#6353 -61 = 219 - 280 - +
NANOCHRISTFUUN
#6342 -64 = 252 - 316 - +
IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
#6222 -65 = 396 - 461 - +
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
#6293 -66 = 407 - 473 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
#6338 -66 = 332 - 398 - +
OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
#6349 -66 = 229 - 295 - +
'slanguage
#6162 -67 = 357 - 424 - +
xenophobes also fear you.
#6218 -67 = 360 - 427 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -67 = 403 - 470 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
#6296 -69 = 418 - 487 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -70 = 367 - 437 - +
i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
#6351 -71 = 218 - 289 - +
ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
#6132 -72 = 357 - 429 - +
god cares for you more.
#6151 -72 = 373 - 445 - +
ICDUC2?
#6316 -72 = 404 - 476 - +
Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
#6332 -72 = 335 - 407 - +
TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
#6108 -73 = 303 - 376 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -75 = 391 - 466 - +
PROMISES PRIMACES
#6275 -75 = 400 - 475 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -75 = 388 - 463 - +
The difference between music and noise is desire.
#6325 -75 = 372 - 447 - +
YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
#6211 -76 = 363 - 439 - +
FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
#6225 -76 = 385 - 461 - +
toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
#6335 -76 = 336 - 412 - +
pretend you have free will
#6204 -77 = 395 - 472 - +
I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
#6205 -77 = 349 - 426 - +
you can be right and still be murdered
#6270 -77 = 436 - 513 - +
human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
#6273 -77 = 369 - 446 - +
ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
#6310 -77 = 439 - 516 - +
Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
#6320 -77 = 371 - 448 - +
happy happens
#6341 -77 = 271 - 348 - +
i'm just as god remade me
#6269 -78 = 395 - 473 - +
A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
#6324 -78 = 343 - 421 - +
NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
#6326 -78 = 350 - 428 - +
seizure salad
#6172 -79 = 291 - 370 - +
sodomy street: Dookie monster
#6187 -79 = 371 - 450 - +
getting even is odd.
#6183 -79 = 380 - 459 - +
i will!
#6184 -79 = 369 - 448 - +
LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
#6284 -79 = 393 - 472 - +
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
#6287 -79 = 433 - 512 - +
I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
#6298 -79 = 411 - 490 - +
SCORPION PIE
#6309 -79 = 411 - 490 - +
the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
#6147 -80 = 366 - 446 - +
belief is priceless
#6154 -80 = 276 - 356 - +
Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
#6206 -80 = 341 - 421 - +
MEMESTORM
#6199 -80 = 357 - 437 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
#6231 -80 = 374 - 454 - +
these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
#6266 -80 = 380 - 460 - +
KNOW SHIT!
#6256 -80 = 415 - 495 - +
Hellen back
#6264 -80 = 385 - 465 - +
PANTFARTICA
#6289 -80 = 392 - 472 - +
homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
#6319 -80 = 401 - 481 - +
BUREAUCRAZY
#6122 -81 = 368 - 449 - +
the early turd gets the sperm.
#6166 -81 = 299 - 380 - +
MINDCRAFT
#6242 -81 = 353 - 434 - +
slack lives matter
#6258 -81 = 392 - 473 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -81 = 411 - 492 - +
AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
#6274 -81 = 415 - 496 - +
poonerism
#6358 -81 = 177 - 258 - +
BROFIST
#6131 -82 = 324 - 406 - +
if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
#6159 -82 = 376 - 458 - +
REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
#6165 -82 = 308 - 390 - +
don't even talk about censorship!
#6249 -82 = 389 - 471 - +
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
#6278 -82 = 434 - 516 - +
rattlesnakes are epic
#6336 -82 = 339 - 421 - +
A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
#6092 -83 = 375 - 458 - +
I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -83 = 336 - 419 - +
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
#6226 -83 = 353 - 436 - +
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
#6292 -83 = 415 - 498 - +
MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
#6299 -83 = 403 - 486 - +
ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
#6306 -83 = 415 - 498 - +
THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
#6129 -84 = 302 - 386 - +
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
#6297 -84 = 404 - 488 - +
brobama
#6318 -84 = 392 - 476 - +
Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
#6331 -84 = 338 - 422 - +
christafarian
#6343 -84 = 239 - 323 - +
revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
#6345 -84 = 217 - 301 - +
NANODICK
#6130 -85 = 314 - 399 - +

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