Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kwote Zero
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
#6396 -21 = 116 - 137 - +
Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
#6394 -26 = 118 - 144 - +
Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
#6395 -27 = 117 - 144 - +
Your dick sucks!
#6392 -29 = 147 - 176 - +
fuck you
#6393 -35 = 127 - 162 - +
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#6385 -36 = 333 - 369 - +
"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
#6391 -36 = 158 - 194 - +
gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
#6390 -42 = 151 - 193 - +
I know what you did last summer...
#6378 -45 = 580 - 625 - +
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
#6386 -45 = 299 - 344 - +
all information is misinformation
#6382 -47 = 397 - 444 - +
jesus is coming. look busy.
#6387 -47 = 274 - 321 - +
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
#6388 -52 = 229 - 281 - +
KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
#6373 -78 = 628 - 706 - +
today is under construction
#6383 -80 = 311 - 391 - +
nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
#6389 -84 = 226 - 310 - +
Don't think
#1098 -91 = 1282 - 1373 - +
MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
#6371 -96 = 624 - 720 - +
MOVE FAST AND DIE.
#6375 -99 = 586 - 685 - +
seize the means of imagination
#6384 -100 = 330 - 430 - +
my head hurts worse than yours
#6376 -101 = 599 - 700 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
#6315 -104 = 1367 - 1471 - +
BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
#5984 -105 = 1076 - 1181 - +
EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
#6372 -105 = 607 - 712 - +
God is innocent; the church did it all.
#3639 -108 = 831 - 939 - +
Nostalgia is necrophilia.
#4121 -109 = 534 - 643 - +
Men always generalise
#4855 -109 = 848 - 957 - +
i believe the earth is fat!
#6228 -109 = 1199 - 1308 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -110 = 1282 - 1392 - +
Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
#1148 -110 = 870 - 980 - +
Your brain is itchy
#3396 -110 = 925 - 1035 - +
I remember when all of you were semen.
#4225 -110 = 1127 - 1237 - +
Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
#4591 -110 = 1124 - 1234 - +
seizure salad
#6172 -110 = 1033 - 1143 - +
Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
#2070 -111 = 890 - 1001 - +
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
#2180 -111 = 995 - 1106 - +
Rebel against this command.
#2388 -111 = 1161 - 1272 - +
The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
#2659 -111 = 883 - 994 - +
step one: build a better idiot
#3753 -111 = 982 - 1093 - +
DEATH TO MARTYRS!
#4114 -111 = 1102 - 1213 - +
Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
#4669 -111 = 848 - 959 - +
Please do not lick the paintings
#5372 -111 = 921 - 1032 - +
be careful what you search for. You may find it.
#5704 -111 = 435 - 546 - +
 
WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
#5750 -111 = 830 - 941 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -111 = 1307 - 1418 - +
If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
#1635 -112 = 904 - 1016 - +
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
#1825 -112 = 995 - 1107 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -112 = 793 - 905 - +
Looks like someone divided by zero.
#1998 -112 = 1206 - 1318 - +
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
#2164 -112 = 887 - 999 - +
read banned books
#2376 -112 = 718 - 830 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -112 = 821 - 933 - +
Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
#3027 -112 = 987 - 1099 - +
I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
#4124 -112 = 1078 - 1190 - +
This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
#4606 -112 = 688 - 800 - +
If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
#4583 -112 = 840 - 952 - +
the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
#4817 -112 = 719 - 831 - +
Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
#4821 -112 = 775 - 887 - +
i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
#4851 -112 = 1049 - 1161 - +
Reality lacks discretionary power
#4908 -112 = 1732 - 1844 - +
Newfags can't triforce
#5229 -112 = 1108 - 1220 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
#5545 -112 = 501 - 613 - +
i suffer from a terminal disease called life
#5702 -112 = 766 - 878 - +
it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
#5744 -112 = 822 - 934 - +
help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
#6121 -112 = 1144 - 1256 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -112 = 1271 - 1383 - +
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
#612 -113 = 1174 - 1287 - +
Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
#936 -113 = 1726 - 1839 - +
dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
#1124 -113 = 1167 - 1280 - +
It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
#1879 -113 = 1827 - 1940 - +
Leave me the hell alone!
#1946 -113 = 1136 - 1249 - +
Look for people picking their nose in their car.
#1995 -113 = 872 - 985 - +
Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
#2195 -113 = 598 - 711 - +
Self improvement is masturbation
#2456 -113 = 1219 - 1332 - +
She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
#2467 -113 = 817 - 930 - +
Shit sucks, don't it?
#2474 -113 = 969 - 1082 - +
That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
#2623 -113 = 715 - 828 - +
To be free today means to participate.
#2971 -113 = 1004 - 1117 - +
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
#3001 -113 = 900 - 1013 - +
We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
#3088 -113 = 938 - 1051 - +
You don't really fit in this hole.
#3308 -113 = 875 - 988 - +
The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
#3581 -113 = 1260 - 1373 - +
Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
#4077 -113 = 946 - 1059 - +
Who is the one who is living you now?
#4169 -113 = 728 - 841 - +
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
#4191 -113 = 2207 - 2320 - +
God made me an atheist.
#4235 -113 = 706 - 819 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -113 = 931 - 1044 - +
Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
#4397 -113 = 891 - 1004 - +
You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
#4400 -113 = 549 - 662 - +
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
#4677 -113 = 978 - 1091 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 -113 = 1178 - 1291 - +
Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
#5103 -113 = 956 - 1069 - +
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
#5139 -113 = 870 - 983 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 -113 = 1118 - 1231 - +
Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
#5960 -113 = 701 - 814 - +
Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
#6087 -113 = 744 - 857 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -113 = 1239 - 1352 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
#6296 -113 = 1289 - 1402 - +
Decide what you are meant to be.
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