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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Got your knows!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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never fear goddess is here
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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We're behaving like insects
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Infect Yourself.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Jesus loves war!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Prophets profit.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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What you change, changes you.
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You woke up for this?
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The free market never cured malaria.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Only bad music has any meaning
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Critique Thyself
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Knowing is hard.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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re-evolution!
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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raw backwards is war
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Abstinence is perverted
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