Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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abort that defeatist
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out of nothing comes something
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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non serviam
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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All that is colossal is fraud
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i think therefore i think i am
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Everything you know is wrong!
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This is not a pipe.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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You are now breathing manually.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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nobody is in charge
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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you left the iron on.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Try Dying.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Today is the day.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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All employees are forbidden.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Look at the finger!!
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Never give an inch!
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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The Truth Is No.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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There is no more revolution;
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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this is only a test
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this is a interdistraction
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There is nothing hidden here.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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What is it with you and money?
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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The Machine is Us.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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