Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 279 = 2249 - 1970 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 213 = 2109 - 1896 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
#3786 197 = 2180 - 1983 - +
Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 68 = 1974 - 1906 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 30 = 1864 - 1834 - +
It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
#3800 24 = 1910 - 1886 - +
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
#3988 14 = 1785 - 1771 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
#3941 4 = 1786 - 1782 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 2 = 1872 - 1870 - +
Negation is definition
#5918 1 = 15 - 14 - +
Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
#5913 1 = 14 - 13 - +
Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
#5922 1 = 1 - 0 - +
Right now people are dying because they are invisible
#5910 0 = 18 - 18 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 -1 = 77 - 78 - +
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
#5914 -1 = 15 - 16 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 -2 = 46 - 48 - +
Is your right to forget unalienable?
#5912 -2 = 16 - 18 - +
in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
#5919 -2 = 14 - 16 - +
Everyone has a personal fnord
#5915 -3 = 13 - 16 - +
I really like writing on walls
#5917 -3 = 13 - 16 - +
If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
#5908 -4 = 23 - 27 - +
dumbing down is as dumbing down does
#5920 -4 = 11 - 15 - +
life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
#5921 -5 = 10 - 15 - +
You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
#5911 -6 = 17 - 23 - +
I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
#5905 -8 = 43 - 51 - +
this is one sentence.
#5909 -8 = 13 - 21 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -9 = 24 - 33 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -10 = 1880 - 1890 - +
This is the age of isis
#5916 -10 = 8 - 18 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -12 = 107 - 119 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -12 = 41 - 53 - +
lmao wtf did u expect
#5901 -13 = 52 - 65 - +
templates and imprinting go hand in hand
#5903 -13 = 36 - 49 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -15 = 95 - 110 - +
All myths are modern
#5886 -16 = 106 - 122 - +
in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
#5906 -16 = 24 - 40 - +
wait faster
#5892 -19 = 94 - 113 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -23 = 1893 - 1916 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
#5895 -23 = 78 - 101 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -25 = 131 - 156 - +
I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
#5842 -25 = 130 - 155 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
#5898 -25 = 71 - 96 - +
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
#5900 -25 = 61 - 86 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
#5878 -26 = 97 - 123 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
#5896 -26 = 71 - 97 - +
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -26 = 76 - 102 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -27 = 291 - 318 - +
These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
#5880 -27 = 87 - 114 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -29 = 133 - 162 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -29 = 102 - 131 - +
There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
#5876 -29 = 96 - 125 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -30 = 275 - 305 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -30 = 125 - 155 - +
God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -31 = 251 - 282 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -31 = 127 - 158 - +
The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
#5891 -31 = 86 - 117 - +
money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#5893 -31 = 79 - 110 - +
greyface rules over the greyworld
#5897 -31 = 64 - 95 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -32 = 127 - 159 - +
The future is here: everything must be destroyed
#5877 -32 = 97 - 129 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -33 = 123 - 156 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -34 = 119 - 153 - +
Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
#5852 -34 = 130 - 164 - +
The dead define culture
#5888 -34 = 93 - 127 - +
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
#5883 -36 = 85 - 121 - +
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
#4382 -37 = 1157 - 1194 - +
Everything is on fire, and I love it
#5764 -37 = 302 - 339 - +
Burning bush did 9/11
#5872 -37 = 101 - 138 - +
Panic carefully
#5875 -37 = 96 - 133 - +
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
#5885 -37 = 90 - 127 - +
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -38 = 450 - 488 - +
This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
#5687 -38 = 192 - 230 - +
operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
#5831 -38 = 120 - 158 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -38 = 123 - 161 - +
Do you want a cookie?
#3585 -39 = 190 - 229 - +
Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
#3828 -39 = 286 - 325 - +
This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
#5777 -39 = 249 - 288 - +
Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
#5866 -39 = 114 - 153 - +
It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
#5879 -39 = 76 - 115 - +
An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
#5881 -39 = 82 - 121 - +
I feel like eating an airplane.
#4324 -40 = 323 - 363 - +
Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
#5103 -40 = 325 - 365 - +
Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
#5771 -40 = 238 - 278 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -40 = 133 - 173 - +
Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
#5827 -40 = 126 - 166 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -41 = 376 - 417 - +
Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
#799 -41 = 395 - 436 - +
I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
#4381 -41 = 286 - 327 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
#5838 -41 = 116 - 157 - +
And a cat in every bag.
#712 -42 = 276 - 318 - +
And I thought I was original!
#714 -42 = 486 - 528 - +
A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
#4698 -42 = 306 - 348 - +
Do you think that went well?
#5390 -42 = 205 - 247 - +
Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
#1176 -43 = 246 - 289 - +
How does spying on us catch terrorists?
#1453 -43 = 231 - 274 - +
I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
#1548 -43 = 277 - 320 - +
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
#1558 -43 = 257 - 300 - +
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
#1588 -43 = 262 - 305 - +
Living in the past devalues currency.
#1991 -43 = 233 - 276 - +
MAKE IT STOP
#2013 -43 = 281 - 324 - +

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