Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
#957 31 = 1812 - 1781 - +
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -2 = 1836 - 1838 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -3 = 49 - 52 - +
wait faster
#5892 -10 = 48 - 58 - +
All myths are modern
#5886 -11 = 56 - 67 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -11 = 56 - 67 - +
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -12 = 32 - 44 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
#5878 -14 = 58 - 72 - +
greyface rules over the greyworld
#5897 -14 = 21 - 35 - +
The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
#5891 -15 = 39 - 54 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
#5898 -15 = 23 - 38 - +
money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#5893 -16 = 35 - 51 - +
These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
#5880 -17 = 48 - 65 - +
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
#5900 -17 = 7 - 24 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
#5895 -18 = 28 - 46 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -19 = 88 - 107 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
#5896 -19 = 25 - 44 - +
The dead define culture
#5888 -22 = 46 - 68 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -23 = 83 - 106 - +
An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
#5881 -23 = 42 - 65 - +
Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
#5827 -24 = 88 - 112 - +
There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
#5876 -24 = 57 - 81 - +
The future is here: everything must be destroyed
#5877 -24 = 55 - 79 - +
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
#5883 -24 = 42 - 66 - +
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
#5885 -24 = 47 - 71 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -26 = 1843 - 1869 - +
all roads lead to qumran
#5830 -26 = 82 - 108 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -27 = 79 - 106 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -27 = 78 - 105 - +
Are you living in the real world?
#5884 -27 = 41 - 68 - +
in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
#5882 -28 = 40 - 68 - +
golfers are the illuminati
#5832 -29 = 78 - 107 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -29 = 79 - 108 - +
If you want to follow the herd be selfish
#5868 -29 = 67 - 96 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -29 = 56 - 85 - +
It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
#5879 -29 = 39 - 68 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -30 = 78 - 108 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
#5838 -30 = 81 - 111 - +
Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
#5852 -30 = 86 - 116 - +
Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
#5866 -30 = 71 - 101 - +
Everything is on fire, and I love it
#5764 -31 = 259 - 290 - +
operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
#5831 -31 = 80 - 111 - +
There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
#5845 -31 = 78 - 109 - +
Burning bush did 9/11
#5872 -31 = 56 - 87 - +
Panic carefully
#5875 -31 = 52 - 83 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -32 = 243 - 275 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -32 = 226 - 258 - +
DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
#5807 -32 = 88 - 120 - +
I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
#5842 -32 = 78 - 110 - +
a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
#5856 -32 = 79 - 111 - +
Laibach and Bank of England
#5871 -32 = 61 - 93 - +
God is dead, long live God
#5873 -32 = 55 - 87 - +
When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
#5863 -33 = 81 - 114 - +
You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
#5746 -34 = 263 - 297 - +
If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
#5767 -35 = 238 - 273 - +
 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
#5792 -36 = 127 - 163 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -36 = 89 - 125 - +
follow my directions: take the next left right?
#5808 -36 = 90 - 126 - +
Only bad music has any meaning
#5849 -36 = 83 - 119 - +
Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
#5851 -36 = 81 - 117 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -36 = 76 - 112 - +
Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
#5861 -36 = 77 - 113 - +
We are here to grow our souls
#5795 -37 = 113 - 150 - +
do robots dream of electronic beeps?
#5790 -38 = 114 - 152 - +
The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
#5843 -38 = 76 - 114 - +
Capitalism only works in theory.
#5847 -38 = 76 - 114 - +
most of the high points of my life involved drugs
#5865 -38 = 68 - 106 - +
Two-faced book
#5869 -38 = 64 - 102 - +
Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
#986 -39 = 456 - 495 - +
Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
#1047 -39 = 174 - 213 - +
Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
#2080 -39 = 195 - 234 - +
Quick! Everyone count to zero!
#2360 -39 = 499 - 538 - +
The universe is laughing behind your back.
#2798 -39 = 290 - 329 - +
The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
#2805 -39 = 170 - 209 - +
This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
#3993 -39 = 248 - 287 - +
if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
#4320 -39 = 249 - 288 - +
I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
#4434 -39 = 211 - 250 - +
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
#5203 -39 = 160 - 199 - +
dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
#5475 -39 = 226 - 265 - +
Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
#5771 -39 = 195 - 234 - +
God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -39 = 203 - 242 - +
The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
#5793 -39 = 91 - 130 - +
DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
#5805 -39 = 82 - 121 - +
[Drop meme bomb here]
#5814 -39 = 86 - 125 - +
Very vinnie voorhees
#5829 -39 = 68 - 107 - +
What fortunate events led you to this point?
#5833 -39 = 74 - 113 - +
Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
#5839 -39 = 69 - 108 - +
I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
#5844 -39 = 77 - 116 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -39 = 75 - 114 - +
BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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