Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
Yes fuck your mind.
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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