Semi Official Memebomb Archive

don't forget what you already know
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
#6407 -29 = 40 - 69 - +
The trick is whatever happens next
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Be eaten by babies
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Achacha
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giant skeleton factory
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black lies matter
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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EAT BABIES
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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I know what you did last summer...
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Kwote Zero
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Have that mole checked out
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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I am my own god now
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
#5668 -149 = 568 - 717 - +
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
#688 -150 = 955 - 1105 - +
Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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This bear's repeating.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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[insert witty meme here]
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know it's naught!
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Love scares empty hearts
#5406 -150 = 1069 - 1219 - +
"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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golfers are the illuminati
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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christinsanity
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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getting even is odd.
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MEMESTORM
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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All men are created unequal.
#682 -151 = 1024 - 1175 - +
An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Art is dangerous
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Ban Censorship!
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Bored people are boring people.
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Can I askew a question?
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