Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein gl├╝ck
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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chance the yeti
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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remember to react
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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what time is it on mars?
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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the voice of god is just a construct
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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what i think i am
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
#6009 -19 = 38 - 57 - +
OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
#6007 -20 = 33 - 53 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
#5979 -23 = 64 - 87 - +
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
#6002 -25 = 54 - 79 - +
Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
#5972 -27 = 83 - 110 - +
whoever controls the future controls the world
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
#5958 -28 = 76 - 104 - +
If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
#5999 -28 = 54 - 82 - +
Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
#5987 -29 = 56 - 85 - +
Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
#6003 -29 = 47 - 76 - +
HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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ux = bb is watching you
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Politics is war by other means
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
#5951 -40 = 88 - 128 - +
just say know
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The dead define culture
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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You can't be too serious.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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And I thought I was original!
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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