Semi Official Memebomb Archive

pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
#6381 -12 = 47 - 59 - +
MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
#6371 -15 = 156 - 171 - +
my head hurts worse than yours
#6376 -17 = 143 - 160 - +
ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
#6379 -18 = 102 - 120 - +
I know what you did last summer...
#6378 -19 = 119 - 138 - +
Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
#6380 -20 = 78 - 98 - +
MOVE FAST AND DIE.
#6375 -22 = 146 - 168 - +
SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
#6374 -26 = 151 - 177 - +
KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
#6373 -27 = 147 - 174 - +
EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
#6372 -28 = 144 - 172 - +
Killing is murder
#6370 -29 = 181 - 210 - +
kill someone today
#6377 -34 = 125 - 159 - +
Scream, it's the least you could do
#6368 -50 = 255 - 305 - +
life = murder
#6369 -58 = 211 - 269 - +
If your not confused your wrong
#6367 -74 = 364 - 438 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6356 -83 = 657 - 740 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
#6315 -88 = 894 - 982 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
#6296 -90 = 856 - 946 - +
brainsprain
#6344 -91 = 704 - 795 - +
just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
#6346 -96 = 677 - 773 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -97 = 796 - 893 - +
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
#6366 -97 = 389 - 486 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -99 = 827 - 926 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -102 = 866 - 968 - +
keep the lasagna flying
#6337 -102 = 792 - 894 - +
TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
#6352 -102 = 672 - 774 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
#6338 -107 = 780 - 887 - +
Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
#6363 -108 = 476 - 584 - +
you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
#6347 -109 = 659 - 768 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6354 -112 = 681 - 793 - +
god cares for you more.
#6151 -114 = 779 - 893 - +
just believing something can make it happen
#1912 -115 = 680 - 795 - +
Self improvement is masturbation
#2456 -115 = 788 - 903 - +
don't even talk about censorship!
#6249 -115 = 799 - 914 - +
Don't think
#1098 -116 = 847 - 963 - +
God is an excuse.
#3915 -116 = 889 - 1005 - +
BROFIST
#6131 -116 = 739 - 855 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -116 = 807 - 923 - +
Education is a form of murder
#1135 -117 = 661 - 778 - +
There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
#3911 -117 = 536 - 653 - +
There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
#5616 -117 = 444 - 561 - +
There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
#5700 -117 = 376 - 493 - +
i'm just as god remade me
#6269 -117 = 813 - 930 - +
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
#6297 -117 = 851 - 968 - +
dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
#6357 -117 = 670 - 787 - +
uranus is a gas-giant.
#6362 -117 = 612 - 729 - +
I bet you stepped in it.
#1490 -118 = 545 - 663 - +
Stasis is the most potent force for change.
#3677 -118 = 814 - 932 - +
Are you sure? Why not?
#3707 -118 = 596 - 714 - +
Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
#4419 -118 = 547 - 665 - +
First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
#4658 -118 = 581 - 699 - +
FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
#6350 -118 = 658 - 776 - +
In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
#1757 -119 = 706 - 825 - +
Leave me the hell alone!
#1946 -119 = 747 - 866 - +
minimalism is about the details
#2052 -119 = 628 - 747 - +
Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
#2126 -119 = 515 - 634 - +
No replastering, the structure is rotten.
#2156 -119 = 573 - 692 - +
the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
#2693 -119 = 727 - 846 - +
there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
#2841 -119 = 482 - 601 - +
You have 30 seconds to forget this message
#3316 -119 = 482 - 601 - +
You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
#3336 -119 = 804 - 923 - +
Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
#4081 -119 = 805 - 924 - +
The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
#4111 -119 = 935 - 1054 - +
For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
#4794 -119 = 517 - 636 - +
The Crisis is also not a weather front
#4863 -119 = 437 - 556 - +
'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
#5159 -119 = 438 - 557 - +
Think about what you are thinking
#5345 -119 = 780 - 899 - +
teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
#5506 -119 = 656 - 775 - +
A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
#6110 -119 = 578 - 697 - +
IN MY PANTS!
#6295 -119 = 815 - 934 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#1084 -120 = 749 - 869 - +
I... have become... comfortably numb
#1589 -120 = 653 - 773 - +
It might be worth it.
#1824 -120 = 512 - 632 - +
Let us prey
#1954 -120 = 655 - 775 - +
Ignorance knows no boundaries.
#3901 -120 = 570 - 690 - +
most people are not fit to rule themselves
#2075 -120 = 557 - 677 - +
RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
#2430 -120 = 545 - 665 - +
She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
#2467 -120 = 420 - 540 - +
Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
#2571 -120 = 781 - 901 - +
The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
#2703 -120 = 855 - 975 - +
True love is overrated
#3000 -120 = 353 - 473 - +
Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
#3002 -120 = 494 - 614 - +
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
#3078 -120 = 558 - 678 - +
You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
#3300 -120 = 528 - 648 - +
What is it with you and money?
#3796 -120 = 753 - 873 - +
Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
#4022 -120 = 819 - 939 - +
I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
#4124 -120 = 633 - 753 - +
The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
#4413 -120 = 567 - 687 - +
While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
#4401 -120 = 620 - 740 - +
it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
#4465 -120 = 639 - 759 - +
Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
#4948 -120 = 711 - 831 - +
We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
#4981 -120 = 448 - 568 - +
lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
#5136 -120 = 582 - 702 - +
I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
#5517 -120 = 377 - 497 - +
yOU NEVER KNOW
#6138 -120 = 661 - 781 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -120 = 798 - 918 - +
asshole
#6280 -120 = 826 - 946 - +
cancer cures smoking.
#6311 -120 = 875 - 995 - +
I want your money back.
#1581 -121 = 772 - 893 - +
I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
#1626 -121 = 574 - 695 - +

5074 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project