Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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non serviam
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out of nothing comes something
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
#5590 -55 = 212 - 267 - +
Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-Franois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
#4081 -57 = 278 - 335 - +
Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 -58 = 2244 - 2302 - +
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
#1370 -58 = 462 - 520 - +
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
#1813 -58 = 389 - 447 - +
They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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unique things must be the most valuable
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
#4226 -58 = 358 - 416 - +
What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
#4406 -58 = 351 - 409 - +
destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
#4962 -58 = 312 - 370 - +
"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Don't fart then inhale it
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
#5951 -58 = 197 - 255 - +
Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
#1727 -59 = 262 - 321 - +
Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
#4229 -59 = 414 - 473 - +
Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Free will is compulsory.
#5627 -59 = 282 - 341 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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I hear music!
#1525 -60 = 326 - 386 - +
I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
#1983 -60 = 224 - 284 - +
This may be the last time you feel great...
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unleash infinity
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Subversive is the new black.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Nothing is 100% true
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Never trust what you read.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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All men are created unequal.
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And I thought I was original!
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Taze a kitten!
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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We see what you did there.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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this conversation is over
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You are now breathing manually.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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