Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
#6315 -2 = 66 - 68 - +
The difference between music and noise is desire.
#6325 -2 = 16 - 18 - +
WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
#6327 -4 = 13 - 17 - +
the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
#6328 -4 = 10 - 14 - +
A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
#6324 -5 = 18 - 23 - +
NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
#6326 -5 = 11 - 16 - +
brobama
#6318 -6 = 56 - 62 - +
obamasyomama
#6317 -7 = 56 - 63 - +
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
#6287 -8 = 112 - 120 - +
mad, not angry.
#6312 -8 = 64 - 72 - +
nobody wants what anybody can have.
#6321 -8 = 31 - 39 - +
ALWAYS IS
#6277 -9 = 117 - 126 - +
homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
#6319 -9 = 53 - 62 - +
THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
#6323 -10 = 15 - 25 - +
asshole
#6280 -11 = 100 - 111 - +
Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
#6320 -11 = 36 - 47 - +
AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
#6268 -12 = 116 - 128 - +
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
#6278 -12 = 118 - 130 - +
PROMISES PRIMACES
#6275 -13 = 88 - 101 - +
cancer cures smoking.
#6311 -14 = 80 - 94 - +
TREY CRAY
#6322 -14 = 18 - 32 - +
DEATH SUCKS.
#6283 -15 = 85 - 100 - +
ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
#6306 -15 = 93 - 108 - +
ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
#6310 -15 = 80 - 95 - +
KNOW SHIT!
#6256 -16 = 119 - 135 - +
SCORPION PIE
#6309 -16 = 78 - 94 - +
KNOW WHAT I MEME?
#6267 -17 = 103 - 120 - +
ice 4 eyes
#6271 -17 = 102 - 119 - +
PANTFARTICA
#6289 -17 = 80 - 97 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
#6296 -17 = 84 - 101 - +
HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
#6304 -17 = 85 - 102 - +
POLITICALLY ERECT
#6314 -17 = 59 - 76 - +
you can be right and still be murdered
#6270 -18 = 108 - 126 - +
human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
#6273 -18 = 84 - 102 - +
consider the inconsiderate.
#6291 -18 = 83 - 101 - +
I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
#6301 -18 = 87 - 105 - +
SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
#6300 -18 = 94 - 112 - +
AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
#6274 -19 = 102 - 121 - +
IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
#6303 -19 = 94 - 113 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -19 = 57 - 76 - +
hugo phurst
#6257 -20 = 113 - 133 - +
ban censorship!
#6263 -20 = 104 - 124 - +
YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
#6279 -20 = 85 - 105 - +
MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
#6297 -20 = 81 - 101 - +
WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
#6285 -21 = 80 - 101 - +
i'm just as god remade me
#6269 -21 = 89 - 110 - +
MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
#6299 -21 = 91 - 112 - +
ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
#6302 -21 = 78 - 99 - +
YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
#6276 -22 = 98 - 120 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -22 = 101 - 123 - +
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
#6307 -22 = 83 - 105 - +
THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
#6305 -22 = 79 - 101 - +
ICDUC2?
#6316 -22 = 53 - 75 - +
phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
#6250 -23 = 100 - 123 - +
BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
#6294 -23 = 77 - 100 - +
IN MY PANTS!
#6295 -23 = 82 - 105 - +
land of the fee
#6230 -24 = 97 - 121 - +
don't even talk about censorship!
#6249 -24 = 104 - 128 - +
there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
#6282 -24 = 89 - 113 - +
LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
#6284 -24 = 86 - 110 - +
I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
#6298 -24 = 84 - 108 - +
Hellen back
#6264 -25 = 95 - 120 - +
I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
#6205 -26 = 90 - 116 - +
NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
#6262 -26 = 104 - 130 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -26 = 74 - 100 - +
ANTI-SEMANTIC
#6290 -26 = 85 - 111 - +
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
#6293 -26 = 75 - 101 - +
ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
#6236 -27 = 88 - 115 - +
those without self-control seek to control others
#6240 -27 = 89 - 116 - +
slack lives matter
#6258 -27 = 101 - 128 - +
CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
#6292 -27 = 91 - 118 - +
i can't do that yet.
#6152 -28 = 98 - 126 - +
some hacks hoax
#6239 -28 = 94 - 122 - +
ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
#6237 -28 = 76 - 104 - +
these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
#6266 -28 = 81 - 109 - +
attention solipsists: you are not alone!
#6244 -28 = 87 - 115 - +
Ateoff shitler
#6247 -28 = 98 - 126 - +
the way is already narrow without your help.
#6272 -28 = 87 - 115 - +
you can do more than you think.
#6146 -29 = 83 - 112 - +
sodomy street: Dookie monster
#6187 -29 = 80 - 109 - +
nobody does anything anymore!
#6203 -29 = 82 - 111 - +
LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
#6252 -29 = 91 - 120 - +
YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
#6286 -29 = 80 - 109 - +
lower your expectations and raise entropy.
#6308 -29 = 79 - 108 - +
death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
#6190 -30 = 76 - 106 - +
when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
#6175 -30 = 94 - 124 - +
getting even is odd.
#6183 -30 = 87 - 117 - +
fallin' allin
#6185 -30 = 83 - 113 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -30 = 71 - 101 - +
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
#6195 -30 = 82 - 112 - +
such is the war.
#6196 -30 = 83 - 113 - +
pretend you have free will
#6204 -30 = 100 - 130 - +
REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
#6219 -30 = 74 - 104 - +
FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
#6225 -30 = 76 - 106 - +
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
#6226 -30 = 73 - 103 - +
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
#6248 -30 = 96 - 126 - +
antifart
#6260 -30 = 100 - 130 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -30 = 96 - 126 - +
i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
#6145 -31 = 109 - 140 - +
psychicdelic
#6168 -31 = 99 - 130 - +

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