Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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get thee behind me greyface
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Republican patriot fakers
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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abort that defeatist
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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out of nothing comes something
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Recycle your pets
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Confusion is paradise
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
#2665 -86 = 316 - 402 - +
the family is living on borrowed time
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Reading is not understanding.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Invent a problem
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Impeach the constitution
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Both are fools but who knows?
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This sentence is false.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Be excellent to each other
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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