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there is chaos in order
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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wacked lives shatter
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Quit the shit
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laws make legislatures
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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"I can't breed!"
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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The beginning of the end is T
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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don't forget what you already know
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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giant skeleton factory
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Be eaten by babies
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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If you want it, do it.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Love scares empty hearts
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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WAKE UP.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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I don't exist.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Youthanize yourself
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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all roads lead to qumran
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Achacha
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Are you still awake?
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bad intentions can yield good results
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check your assumptions
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Forget you even read this.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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help me i've turned into paper
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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I am GOD here!
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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it's a headless blunder
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It's later than you think.
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Laugh
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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No hidden window here.
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