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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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snub backwards is buns
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raw backwards is war
#6084 -57 = 38 - 95 - +
hail deep thought
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -82 = 45 - 127 - +
greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
#6067 -88 = 74 - 162 - +
Reality is only a theory
#6068 -88 = 53 - 141 - +
Jesus wasn't a christian
#6071 -88 = 55 - 143 - +
This mind intentionally left blank..
#6060 -91 = 106 - 197 - +
Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
#3771 -92 = 314 - 406 - +
get thee behind me greyface
#6065 -92 = 63 - 155 - +
Why will you forget this message ever existed?
#3219 -93 = 229 - 322 - +
your breath smells a funny colour
#6058 -93 = 109 - 202 - +
Freedom is within their grasp.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
#6059 -94 = 101 - 195 - +
The friend of your friend is your enemy.
#2675 -95 = 197 - 292 - +
be the media you wish to see in the world
#6066 -95 = 63 - 158 - +
Let us prey
#1954 -96 = 289 - 385 - +
Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Just give up and go crazy.
#3485 -96 = 343 - 439 - +
Silence! Some of us are trying to think
#3840 -96 = 316 - 412 - +
Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Republican patriot fakers
#6062 -96 = 72 - 168 - +
The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
#2659 -98 = 376 - 474 - +
All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
#677 -99 = 725 - 824 - +
Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
#1443 -99 = 313 - 412 - +
It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
#1812 -99 = 392 - 491 - +
The Earth Will Shake.
#2664 -99 = 379 - 478 - +
You can't be late until you show up.
#3291 -99 = 209 - 308 - +
Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
#4047 -99 = 398 - 497 - +
The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
#4073 -99 = 316 - 415 - +
Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
#4518 -99 = 409 - 508 - +
Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
#4980 -99 = 312 - 411 - +
Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
#6069 -99 = 53 - 152 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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DIY
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
#1351 -100 = 376 - 476 - +
It might be worth it.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
#2889 -100 = 279 - 379 - +
This is Not an Exist.
#2909 -100 = 241 - 341 - +
THIS MACHINE LIES
#2920 -100 = 251 - 351 - +
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
#2942 -100 = 324 - 424 - +
Time's fun when you're having flies
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
#2998 -100 = 338 - 438 - +
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
#3368 -100 = 477 - 577 - +
Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
#3458 -100 = 299 - 399 - +
Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Shut up, you are your speech!
#3506 -100 = 206 - 306 - +
warning: the sky really is falling
#3516 -100 = 351 - 451 - +
this conversation is over
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Please go back 3 squares
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
#3608 -100 = 311 - 411 - +
know it's naught!
#3612 -100 = 254 - 354 - +
if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
#4030 -100 = 336 - 436 - +
Infect Yourself.
#4184 -100 = 339 - 439 - +
you're doing it.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
#4104 -100 = 293 - 393 - +
LOL, CONTEXT!
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