Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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beat violence!
#6432 -59 = 90 - 149 - +
everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
#6433 -64 = 87 - 151 - +
Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
#6431 -70 = 102 - 172 - +
This statement can't be trusted.
#6430 -87 = 105 - 192 - +
The more you know, the less you control.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
#6427 -119 = 97 - 216 - +
there is chaos in order
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wacked lives shatter
#6423 -124 = 139 - 263 - +
laws make legislatures
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
#6425 -135 = 122 - 257 - +
Quit the shit
#6420 -139 = 143 - 282 - +
It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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"I can't breed!"
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
#6414 -158 = 183 - 341 - +
he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
#6412 -162 = 167 - 329 - +
The beginning of the end is T
#6413 -164 = 169 - 333 - +
ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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i can't do that yet.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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This is a mindjacking!
#2900 -182 = 1441 - 1623 - +
You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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This town needs an enema.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
#3112 -183 = 611 - 794 - +
you must know where you stop and the world begins
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
#5396 -183 = 992 - 1175 - +
"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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you can even marry harry
#5507 -183 = 604 - 787 - +
World's Best Dad
#5553 -183 = 840 - 1023 - +
Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
#5620 -183 = 641 - 824 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -183 = 1216 - 1399 - +
REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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don't forget what you already know
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
#836 -184 = 1297 - 1481 - +
DOWN WITH DISEASE
#1111 -184 = 1600 - 1784 - +
Ignorance knows no boundaries.
#3901 -184 = 1211 - 1395 - +
Semper Non Sequitur!
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
#3002 -184 = 1155 - 1339 - +
Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
#3008 -184 = 553 - 737 - +
We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
#3071 -184 = 929 - 1113 - +
We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Try Dying.
#3914 -184 = 1578 - 1762 - +
Think outside which box?
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
#4345 -184 = 602 - 786 - +
Terror is what you make of it.
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i wish i had tried.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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i think therefore i think i am
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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