Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Achacha
#6405 -11 = 70 - 81 - +
Be eaten by babies
#6400 -16 = 86 - 102 - +
surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
#6404 -22 = 66 - 88 - +
giant skeleton factory
#6403 -32 = 81 - 113 - +
black lies matter
#6401 -35 = 80 - 115 - +
PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
#6402 -35 = 76 - 111 - +
EAT BABIES
#6399 -39 = 87 - 126 - +
Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
#6398 -54 = 108 - 162 - +
Kwote Zero
#6397 -82 = 177 - 259 - +
Your dick sucks!
#6392 -89 = 323 - 412 - +
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
#6391 -94 = 327 - 421 - +
Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
#6395 -94 = 282 - 376 - +
Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
#6394 -95 = 283 - 378 - +
I know what you did last summer...
#6378 -98 = 745 - 843 - +
C'est le con qui fait la musique.
#6396 -99 = 263 - 362 - +
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
#6386 -100 = 481 - 581 - +
fuck you
#6393 -101 = 290 - 391 - +
jesus is coming. look busy.
#6387 -103 = 449 - 552 - +
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
#6388 -105 = 403 - 508 - +
gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
#6390 -108 = 312 - 420 - +
all information is misinformation
#6382 -115 = 557 - 672 - +
today is under construction
#6383 -115 = 488 - 603 - +
the early turd gets the sperm.
#6166 -129 = 1195 - 1324 - +
Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
#5597 -130 = 497 - 627 - +
There's someone in my head, but it's not me
#2869 -131 = 1192 - 1323 - +
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
#3988 -132 = 3016 - 3148 - +
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
#5566 -132 = 335 - 467 - +
occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
#5785 -132 = 703 - 835 - +
CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
#6095 -132 = 1398 - 1530 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -132 = 1308 - 1440 - +
Don't think
#1098 -133 = 1430 - 1563 - +
You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
#3285 -133 = 1016 - 1149 - +
Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
#3442 -133 = 1124 - 1257 - +
You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
#3548 -133 = 709 - 842 - +
if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
#5206 -133 = 671 - 804 - +
Marx invented capitalism.
#5607 -133 = 771 - 904 - +
ignorance is hell.
#5734 -133 = 1015 - 1148 - +
pretend you have free will
#6204 -133 = 1333 - 1466 - +
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
#688 -134 = 896 - 1030 - +
there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
#2841 -134 = 901 - 1035 - +
those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
#2943 -134 = 897 - 1031 - +
Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
#3186 -134 = 898 - 1032 - +
Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
#3214 -134 = 1064 - 1198 - +
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
#3249 -134 = 1259 - 1393 - +
You don't really fit in this hole.
#3308 -134 = 974 - 1108 - +
you must know where you stop and the world begins
#3344 -134 = 1070 - 1204 - +
Check Mate!
#3547 -134 = 707 - 841 - +
Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
#4003 -134 = 691 - 825 - +
Personally, I blame society
#4024 -134 = 736 - 870 - +
God made me an atheist.
#4235 -134 = 816 - 950 - +
DO NOT READ THIS
#4338 -134 = 732 - 866 - +
150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
#5218 -134 = 608 - 742 - +
Both are fools but who knows?
#5337 -134 = 1248 - 1382 - +
This sentence is indeterminate.
#5348 -134 = 786 - 920 - +
Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
#5366 -134 = 643 - 777 - +
Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
#5400 -134 = 1164 - 1298 - +
everything was better, back when everything was worse.
#5443 -134 = 542 - 676 - +
Kook cain
#5530 -134 = 627 - 761 - +
go fuck yourself
No really
#5531 -134 = 593 - 727 - +
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
#5781 -134 = 871 - 1005 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -134 = 746 - 880 - +
sodomy street: Dookie monster
#6187 -134 = 1394 - 1528 - +
at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
#773 -135 = 1121 - 1256 - +
do you think we are forever?
#1061 -135 = 880 - 1015 - +
Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
#1067 -135 = 1084 - 1219 - +
Great! Doesn't it
#1352 -135 = 382 - 517 - +
He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
#1390 -135 = 1008 - 1143 - +
I'm trying... very trying.
#1620 -135 = 1078 - 1213 - +
it's a headless blunder
#1832 -135 = 530 - 665 - +
A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
#3920 -135 = 1032 - 1167 - +
Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
#3900 -135 = 928 - 1063 - +
Metallica Still Sucks
#2046 -135 = 1279 - 1414 - +
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
#2244 -135 = 630 - 765 - +
slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
#2491 -135 = 878 - 1013 - +
Small minds think alike, too.
#2494 -135 = 1305 - 1440 - +
Sooner or later we'll get your kids
#2529 -135 = 774 - 909 - +
STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
#2560 -135 = 987 - 1122 - +
The friend of your friend is your enemy.
#2675 -135 = 816 - 951 - +
The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
#2720 -135 = 1171 - 1306 - +
There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
#2832 -135 = 971 - 1106 - +
Things you own end up owning you
#2887 -135 = 1578 - 1713 - +
This is the distraction.
#2913 -135 = 893 - 1028 - +
This may be the last time you feel great...
#2921 -135 = 1296 - 1431 - +
This message is false
#2923 -135 = 856 - 991 - +
THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
#2929 -135 = 1123 - 1258 - +
Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
#2967 -135 = 1097 - 1232 - +
Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
#3232 -135 = 835 - 970 - +
You know better
#3323 -135 = 759 - 894 - +
You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
#3369 -135 = 970 - 1105 - +
can-I-help-you's
#3437 -135 = 440 - 575 - +
Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
#3487 -135 = 1114 - 1249 - +
this is only a test
#3517 -135 = 1487 - 1622 - +
Go directly to jail.
#3550 -135 = 886 - 1021 - +
You're already in its belly.
#3609 -135 = 655 - 790 - +
Warning: Do not mind the gap.
#3648 -135 = 845 - 980 - +
Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
#3771 -135 = 952 - 1087 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -135 = 974 - 1109 - +
Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
#3847 -135 = 803 - 938 - +
If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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