Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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hail deep thought
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Reality is only a theory
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
#6067 -36 = 44 - 80 - +
get thee behind me greyface
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Republican patriot fakers
#6062 -47 = 52 - 99 - +
time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
#6056 -74 = 66 - 140 - +
"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
#6049 -76 = 119 - 195 - +
abort that defeatist
#6047 -82 = 143 - 225 - +
do you hear what I'm seeing?
#6053 -82 = 105 - 187 - +
those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
#6048 -87 = 114 - 201 - +
It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
#6050 -91 = 104 - 195 - +
Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
#5220 -93 = 287 - 380 - +
There is no Truth here.
#2854 -94 = 252 - 346 - +
We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
#3069 -94 = 268 - 362 - +
Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
#4270 -94 = 329 - 423 - +
Your computer is lying to you.
#4268 -94 = 353 - 447 - +
Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
#4621 -94 = 225 - 319 - +
Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
#4814 -94 = 253 - 347 - +
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
#4857 -94 = 191 - 285 - +
Twang gard is fo yo helff
#5020 -94 = 249 - 343 - +
You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
#5053 -94 = 294 - 388 - +
Death is not only for you.
#5253 -94 = 332 - 426 - +
Do you think that went well?
#5390 -94 = 313 - 407 - +
a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
#622 -95 = 432 - 527 - +
abuse of power comes as no surprise
#651 -95 = 284 - 379 - +
Adapt or die!
#660 -95 = 274 - 369 - +
History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
#1430 -95 = 372 - 467 - +
I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
#1486 -95 = 235 - 330 - +
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
#1534 -95 = 234 - 329 - +
If your face were a tree, it would be different.
#1738 -95 = 284 - 379 - +
In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
#1766 -95 = 288 - 383 - +
It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
#1868 -95 = 303 - 398 - +
Prop Up The System!
#2336 -95 = 261 - 356 - +
Semper Non Sequitur!
#2462 -95 = 298 - 393 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
#2519 -95 = 246 - 341 - +
Theft is liberty
#2819 -95 = 272 - 367 - +
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
#2836 -95 = 184 - 279 - +
There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
#2840 -95 = 362 - 457 - +
There is no more revolution;
#2848 -95 = 243 - 338 - +
There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
#2856 -95 = 264 - 359 - +
There's $30 hidden around here.
#2862 -95 = 378 - 473 - +
There's nothing wrong with slavery
#2867 -95 = 214 - 309 - +
There's someone in my head, but it's not me
#2869 -95 = 246 - 341 - +
They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
#2880 -95 = 299 - 394 - +
They're catching up to you!
#2885 -95 = 314 - 409 - +
Think in terms of thought.
#2890 -95 = 243 - 338 - +
Think inside the box
#2891 -95 = 273 - 368 - +
Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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thinking too much can only cause problems
#2895 -95 = 297 - 392 - +
This bear's repeating.
#2896 -95 = 229 - 324 - +
This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
#2906 -95 = 259 - 354 - +
THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
#2924 -95 = 283 - 378 - +
THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
#2929 -95 = 458 - 553 - +
This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
#2940 -95 = 216 - 311 - +
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
#2950 -95 = 184 - 279 - +
Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
#2956 -95 = 242 - 337 - +
Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
#2976 -95 = 320 - 415 - +
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
#2986 -95 = 395 - 490 - +
Today is a good day to join the revolution!
#2987 -95 = 359 - 454 - +
Visualize Whirled Peas
#3041 -95 = 212 - 307 - +
WAKE UP.
#3048 -95 = 290 - 385 - +
watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
#3068 -95 = 324 - 419 - +
we need some new cliches
#3102 -95 = 285 - 380 - +
Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
#3124 -95 = 313 - 408 - +
You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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