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Scream, it's the least you could do
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If your not confused your wrong
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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brainsprain
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keep the lasagna flying
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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the ripple is not the water.
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anarchonistic
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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god cares for you more.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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xenophobes also fear you.
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travelight
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IMOK
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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escape from libtardia.
#6288 -90 = 585 - 675 - +
cancer cures smoking.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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God is an excuse.
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pretend you have free will
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
#6211 -93 = 546 - 639 - +
don't even talk about censorship!
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brobama
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
#6293 -94 = 606 - 700 - +
mad, not angry.
#6312 -94 = 606 - 700 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -94 = 602 - 696 - +
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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i don't hate crime.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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MINDCRAFT
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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TRAVELITE
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Newfags can't triforce
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
#6161 -98 = 526 - 624 - +
'slanguage
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psychicdelic
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Don't think
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minimalism is about the details
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
#4930 -99 = 526 - 625 - +
BUREAUCRAZY
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getting even is odd.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Be a badass
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Self improvement is masturbation
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BROFIST
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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i will!
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slack lives matter
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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what was i just thinking about?
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all norms are social.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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asshole
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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This is a mindjacking!
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This sign is not self-referential.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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