Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
#840 58 = 2025 - 1967 - +
Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Some men are born posthumously.
#5935 -4 = 17 - 21 - +
fear is information
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
#5940 -6 = 10 - 16 - +
The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
#5941 -6 = 3 - 9 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 -7 = 1922 - 1929 - +
never share your dreams with a pro
#5929 -9 = 39 - 48 - +
something terrible happens when people wake up
#5939 -9 = 12 - 21 - +
thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
#5933 -10 = 21 - 31 - +
Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
#5931 -12 = 25 - 37 - +
Death when it comes will have no sheep.
#5928 -13 = 39 - 52 - +
Negation is definition
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
#5910 -15 = 56 - 71 - +
Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
#5927 -15 = 47 - 62 - +
INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
#5926 -16 = 49 - 65 - +
23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
#5930 -16 = 28 - 44 - +
chaos is just unseen patterns
#5899 -17 = 115 - 132 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 -17 = 88 - 105 - +
Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
#5922 -17 = 53 - 70 - +
in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
#5919 -17 = 56 - 73 - +
EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
#5925 -18 = 52 - 70 - +
Is your right to forget unalienable?
#5912 -19 = 57 - 76 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -20 = 152 - 172 - +
life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
#5921 -20 = 56 - 76 - +
Everyone has a personal fnord
#5915 -21 = 58 - 79 - +
dumbing down is as dumbing down does
#5920 -21 = 52 - 73 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -22 = 65 - 87 - +
If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
#5908 -23 = 59 - 82 - +
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
#3858 -24 = 1926 - 1950 - +
Perception is not reality
#5890 -24 = 135 - 159 - +
no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
#5923 -24 = 44 - 68 - +
I really like writing on walls
#5917 -25 = 55 - 80 - +
this is one sentence.
#5909 -26 = 48 - 74 - +
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
#5914 -26 = 55 - 81 - +
This is the age of isis
#5916 -26 = 52 - 78 - +
The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
#5769 -27 = 341 - 368 - +
I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
#5905 -27 = 79 - 106 - +
All myths are modern
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
#5911 -29 = 55 - 84 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -31 = 75 - 106 - +
Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
#5924 -31 = 43 - 74 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -32 = 173 - 205 - +
Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
#5913 -33 = 46 - 79 - +
templates and imprinting go hand in hand
#5903 -34 = 72 - 106 - +
you are now entering!
#5858 -35 = 179 - 214 - +
Order in form; Chaos in content
#5896 -35 = 117 - 152 - +
a belief is just a thought you keep having
#587 -37 = 1938 - 1975 - +
people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#5874 -37 = 144 - 181 - +
lmao wtf did u expect
#5901 -38 = 84 - 122 - +
wait faster
#5892 -39 = 135 - 174 - +
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -40 = 165 - 205 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
#5775 -41 = 322 - 363 - +
Lady Inspired
#5862 -42 = 165 - 207 - +
dedicated to the prettiest one
#5898 -42 = 108 - 150 - +
in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
#5906 -42 = 58 - 100 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -43 = 418 - 461 - +
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
#5885 -43 = 131 - 174 - +
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
#5819 -44 = 177 - 221 - +
Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
#4471 -45 = 318 - 363 - +
It's OK to want or need something from someone else
#5834 -45 = 160 - 205 - +
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
#5878 -45 = 131 - 176 - +
And I thought I was original!
#714 -46 = 512 - 558 - +
My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
#2090 -46 = 239 - 285 - +
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
#4818 -46 = 229 - 275 - +
r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
#5802 -46 = 103 - 149 - +
money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
#5893 -46 = 119 - 165 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
#5895 -46 = 112 - 158 - +
big brother is not watching me
#837 -47 = 241 - 288 - +
I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
#1580 -47 = 281 - 328 - +
Someone is having a serious day.
#3540 -47 = 217 - 264 - +
Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
#3948 -47 = 311 - 358 - +
This isn't all true.
#4773 -47 = 270 - 317 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -47 = 220 - 267 - +
Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
#5086 -47 = 260 - 307 - +
What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
#5150 -47 = 414 - 461 - +
lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
#5223 -47 = 241 - 288 - +
California dreaming blame Hofmann
#5438 -47 = 243 - 290 - +
“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
#5758 -47 = 253 - 300 - +
God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
#5776 -47 = 292 - 339 - +
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
#5788 -47 = 129 - 176 - +
Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
#5840 -47 = 158 - 205 - +
These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
#5880 -47 = 123 - 170 - +
An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
#5881 -47 = 120 - 167 - +
The dead define culture
#5888 -47 = 130 - 177 - +
truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -47 = 106 - 153 - +
ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
#780 -48 = 203 - 251 - +
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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