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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -1 = 18 - 19 - +
Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein gl├╝ck
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
#6012 -9 = 37 - 46 - +
mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
#6009 -19 = 38 - 57 - +
chance the yeti
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
#6006 -32 = 43 - 75 - +
the voice of god is just a construct
#6005 -18 = 52 - 70 - +
ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
#6003 -29 = 47 - 76 - +
what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
#6002 -25 = 54 - 79 - +
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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