Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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problem solver or problem maker
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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POOPEEPIE
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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down with lies?
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Violence never settles anything.
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Go directly to jail.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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The Truth Is No.
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You better know
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Think while it's still illegal
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Did I just say that out loud?
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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You are not your self-image.
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Don't quote this
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you are now leaving!
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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men are not monogamous by nature
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Plan early, plan twice
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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operating under the illusion
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Eating the menu?
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revolution means going around in circles.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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description is more important than metaphor
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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You might regret it.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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the ripple is not the water.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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The Sanity is IN.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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MEMESTORM
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action causes more trouble than thought
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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You Can Use Fire
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Security through Obesity
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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