Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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stasis is a dream state
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Try reading this page out loud.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Where do your ideas come from?
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you can live on through your descendants
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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you must have one grand passion
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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problem solver or problem maker
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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What is it with you and money?
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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MEMESTORM
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i believe the earth is fat!
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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antifart
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the ripple is not the water.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Leadership means taxes
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meet us in orbit
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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No one is stopping you
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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This message is false
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To be free today means to participate.
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Vegetables are murder.
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We saw her duck.
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Which way to America?
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Do you want a cookie?
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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