Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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This message is false
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using force to stop force is absurd
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you can live on through your descendants
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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you must have one grand passion
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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You woke up for this?
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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security makes me nervous
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Disorder is order.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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antifart
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Happiness is a new idea.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Knock yourself out.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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low expectations are good protection
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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What you change, changes you.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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You better know
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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You know it all, don't you?
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Knowing is hard.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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