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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
#6531 -25 = 132 - 157 - +
Levity Sucks!
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
#6526 -80 = 451 - 531 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -83 = 857 - 940 - +
Expect poison from the standing water.
#6530 -86 = 465 - 551 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -87 = 3564 - 3651 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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eeeee, be mite
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -94 = 852 - 946 - +
Gamergate was here
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 -100 = 668 - 768 - +
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
#6529 -104 = 438 - 542 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -108 = 3890 - 3998 - +
My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 -115 = 663 - 778 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -116 = 3629 - 3745 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
#5556 -116 = 3701 - 3817 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
#6528 -120 = 442 - 562 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
#3744 -125 = 4388 - 4513 - +
Jesus loves war!
#1891 -126 = 3880 - 4006 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -129 = 4444 - 4573 - +
lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
#5529 -132 = 3273 - 3405 - +
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Collapse the state of mind
#4767 -135 = 4019 - 4154 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -136 = 1800 - 1936 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -138 = 1164 - 1302 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -139 = 789 - 928 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -142 = 3605 - 3747 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -143 = 3563 - 3706 - +
I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
#4374 -148 = 3984 - 4132 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -148 = 832 - 980 - +
Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
#1545 -150 = 3715 - 3865 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 -150 = 3946 - 4096 - +
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
#5142 -154 = 3835 - 3989 - +
get into the way!
#6113 -156 = 3950 - 4106 - +
if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
#1676 -157 = 3153 - 3310 - +
Remove this flier to signal operatives
#3852 -158 = 3989 - 4147 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -159 = 736 - 895 - +
World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
#4926 -161 = 3913 - 4074 - +
Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -166 = 859 - 1025 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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starvation is nature's way
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At the end you see it clear
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
#4945 -173 = 4291 - 4464 - +
Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Will what you do
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Because it's there.
#805 -182 = 3872 - 4054 - +
You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
#4400 -182 = 3560 - 3742 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -182 = 993 - 1175 - +
thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
#5271 -184 = 3532 - 3716 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
#5050 -186 = 3237 - 3423 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
#5698 -191 = 3443 - 3634 - +
maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Be young - shut up!
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Now Accepting New Patience
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hate love - love hate
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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