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Such Oddacity.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Click here to win.
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There are no gold prisons
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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illness is a state of mind
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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big brother is not watching me
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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ban censorship!
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Be as if.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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this is one sentence.
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Take the RED pill.
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wacked lives shatter
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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obamasyomama
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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And thus, sense was made.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Killing is murder
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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what? do you think?
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Scene and Herd.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Not all congestion is equal.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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You're already in its belly.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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keep the lasagna flying
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Wit happens.
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help me i've turned into paper
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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