Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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I'm better than you.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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ALWAYS IS
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Smile for the camera!
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Think while it's still illegal
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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I hear music!
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Do you want a cookie?
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fear your friends
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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fear is information
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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is this a stupid question?
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Please press any door to continue
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Who told you to believe that?
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Appreciate Chaos
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Use no hooks.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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life = murder
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This is Not an Exist.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Head Your mind!
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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ban censorship!
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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I am the voice in your head.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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