Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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get an afterlife
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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A free world needs no leaders
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Noone knows our destination.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Grate with purpose
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#6546
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Think outside which box?
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adjust your tie.
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keep your eyes open
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Look at the finger!!
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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don't postpone joy
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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fat people think they are fat.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Down is the new up!
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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water is just boneless ice
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Confusion is paradise
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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For a good time, please call 000.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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