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Kilmalosa323
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Science is a cult
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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apologies
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Pretend this is Reality
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do you think we are forever?
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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We have this area under surveillance
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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It's not my struggle
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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It only gets weirder from here!
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Everything I know has been to space!
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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No one is stopping you
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slack lives matter
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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NANODICK
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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To be happy is a new notion
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Habeas Corpus
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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No one noticed.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Initiation is never over.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Security Through Obscurity
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Make weirdness normal.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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time passes through us.
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