The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
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"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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