Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If its to be its up to me
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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How did you get here?
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You might regret it.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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I think you came to late.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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i need to avoid the void
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The media lies.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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you're it, no backsies
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Marx invented capitalism.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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men are not monogamous by nature
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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annoy the boring
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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There is where you say something stupid.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Should we start over?
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IGNore fnords
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Self improvement is masturbation
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Do you find this question offensive?
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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No one noticed.
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listen to the silence
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you are now entering!
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Tune out the signal.
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we need some new cliches
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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You are what you hate.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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what time is it on mars?
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Don't panic.
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security makes me nervous
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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