Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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the ripple is not the water.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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never share your dreams with a pro
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Dick.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Space is a practiced place.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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pink is ok, too
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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You are now breathing manually.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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I see what you did there.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Laws make criminals.
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wait!
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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escape from libtardia.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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What just happened?
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Man's character is his fate.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Pawn Takes king.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Property is theft.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Make weirdness normal.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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No costume is no costume
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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