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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Difference engenders hate.
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Albino african
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dare to be smart
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Art is dangerous
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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I'll be back.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Believing is seeing.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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get into the way!
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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You don't need this ----->
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Levity Sucks!
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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labels are not all inclusive
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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water is just boneless ice
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Politics is war by other means
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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irony is too mainstream for me
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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action causes more trouble than thought
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Property is theft.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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