Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Panic carefully
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wait,
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Politician, govern thyself.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Roots are for vegetables
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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sin is a means of social control
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NO YOU!
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education is everywhere
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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fuck it we ball
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Someone knows better than you
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Tick tick tick
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Knock yourself out.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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to whom it may concern,
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Open horse fucking
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Suicide is against the law!
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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In-con-CEIvable!
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Roll again.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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just believing something can make it happen
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Not all people are human.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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hope is self-replicating
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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