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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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you can do more than you think.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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I will never lie to you.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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god believes in you!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Read less, live more.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Ye of many faiths
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Be eaten by babies
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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God is dead, long live God
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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remember to react
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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It's later than you think.
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TV Sets the Channel
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IGNore fnords
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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You woke up for this?
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Men always generalise
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We are the marginalized prophets
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DNA controls you!
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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That's just what I believe
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Social norms are for the weak.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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MINDCRAFT
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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So, read any good books lately?
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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