Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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This is where i get off.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Head Your mind!
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Violators will be fisted.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Please use your natural reaction.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Measure once, cut twice
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getting even is odd.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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escape from libtardia.
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My mess is a life
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I can see you
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Mohammed made a good profit
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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You should pay more attention.
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Hellen back
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Very vinnie voorhees
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All generalisations are false
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Hoard anything you can't download
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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I bet you stepped in it.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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much was decided before you were born
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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If your not confused your wrong
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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