Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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slack lives matter
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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God is dead, long live God
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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antifart
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Invent a problem
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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this conversation is over
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Think while it's still illegal
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NO YOU!
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Chaos is what you make of it
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"I can't breed!"
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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the future is here now
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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recluses always get weak
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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i'm just as god remade me
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Normality = boring-reality
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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This is the distraction.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Now is all you have.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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sin is a means of social control
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get an afterlife
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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You woke up for this?
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Abandon all art NOW
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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