Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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