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you can live on through your descendants
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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you left the iron on.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Some farts go poof.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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after birth is before death
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Keep quiet about this.
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You're No. One
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Pretend you're not pretending
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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PANTS?
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Don't tread on me
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I saw what you did just now
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Measure once, cut twice
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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This is a question?
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Are you a character or a being?
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Down is the new up!
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starvation is nature's way
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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down with lies?
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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beat violence!
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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What if you're the one?
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Why didn't you?
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Break a pattern today.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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This message is not for you.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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I see what you did there.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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big brother is not watching me
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illness is a state of mind
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Why are you masturbating?
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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