Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Objectivity is subjective
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Are you still awake?
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is this a stupid question?
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Somebody hates you
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warning: the sky really is falling
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Use no hooks.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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They're catching up to you!
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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That's what she said.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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choice != control
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Your dick sucks!
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Here's what I know,
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Reading is not understanding.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Vanilla extract
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Don't tread on me
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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fuck it we ball
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Protection when you least expect it
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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i can't do that yet.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Work is a four letter word.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Appreciate Chaos
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Existence is futile
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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this conversation is over
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I am the voice in your head.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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You are the voice in your head.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Adapt or die!
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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