Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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What you change, changes you.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Appreciate Chaos
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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I am no longer infected
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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"Hauch"
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what's stopping you?
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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ALWAYS IS
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Fight Me
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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TRAVELITE
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Your smile or your life
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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MEMESTORM
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Tune out the signal.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Tear off all your labels.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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an elite is inevitable
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There is no mainstream.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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