Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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god cares for you more.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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pretend you have free will
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Your memebomb
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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This sentence is false.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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The only way to get money is from other people
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Critique Thyself
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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don't forget what you already know
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Don't panic.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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This is an advertisement
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Learn to Dis-earn
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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ICDUC2?
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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laws make legislatures
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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No purpose necessary
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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The Beginning is Near.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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timidity is laughable
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Deity... he's come for me
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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In the long run we are all dead.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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August Victoria hospital
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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fuck bitches, get money.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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