Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Failure takes practice
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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PANTFARTICA
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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I have found a truth.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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i know that i don't know.
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Don't tread on me
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Why not?
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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しょがない。
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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This is a thought free zone.
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read banned books
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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We have this area under surveillance
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I invented plagiarism.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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People are revolting
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Think inside the box
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Love my label like myself
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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History is a religion
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You'll never get this time back.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Robots bleed red
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Confusion is paradise
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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i redundant already.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Stop being used.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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love your enemy
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Have a good day, or die.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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