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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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This is Not an Exist.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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what i think i am
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Zombie or not to be?
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I hate prejudiced people.
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really
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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You know what I always say...
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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This is not here
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get off your knees!!!!!
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August Victoria hospital
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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snub backwards is buns
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Conventions are lazy.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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You can't buy fun like this
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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