It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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