Semi Official Memebomb Archive

just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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My father was a good woman.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Suffering is Optional...
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So, read any good books lately?
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How am I not who I Am?
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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You are getting sleepy very.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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I will never lie to you.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Smoke fish.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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i need to avoid the void
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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We saw her duck.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Is this really worth it?
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Knowing is hard.
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It might be worth it.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Read out loud.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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offer very little information about yourself
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Good luck on your exam.
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morals are for little people
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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IGNore fnords
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Lead Ashtray
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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