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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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politics is used for personal gain
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Robots bleed red
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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minimeme
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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obamasyomama
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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land of the fee
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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[Verification needed]
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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go down and drown'd
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Gamergate was here
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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power lies everywhere
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Quit the shit
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Impeach the constitution
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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this is a interdistraction
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I'm better than you.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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TREY CRAY
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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JUST THINKING
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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For a good time call Eris
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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the void does not exist
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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mttv
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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pink is ok, too
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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time passes through us.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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private property created crime
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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such is the war.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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