Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No one gets out alive.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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You better know
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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Your ego is biohazard
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Do not read this.
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Go places.
Do things
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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non serviam
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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laws make legislatures
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eeeee, be mite
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Think inside the box
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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angst is lame
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Everything is Pornographic.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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You're standing in it now.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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wacked lives shatter
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Deity... he's come for me
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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EAT BABIES
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Because it's there.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Education is a form of murder
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Confusion is paradise
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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The Machine is Us.
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minimeme
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Neither God nor master!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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"I can't breed!"
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kill someone today
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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This is the distraction.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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