"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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