Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A language is a dialect with an army

pain can be a very positive thing

I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.

Language is speaking you.

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill

Take no shit, take a crap

dumbing down is as dumbing down does

our bored brains need information overload

Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong

Question...everything?

The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)

Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.

The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.

There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.

As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!

Death is not only for you.

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.

If you're too old to play, you're doomed.

There's no such thing as nothing

Politician, govern thyself.

the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference

Ideology is a thought killer.

How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.

How is this sentence not gibberish?

help me i've turned into paper

Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.

If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?

History is written by the winners

You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?

Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.

power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies

sodomy street: Dookie monster

You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin

I see what you did there.

Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.

As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.

[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.

You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!

FUCKING YUPPIES.

Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.

Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.

Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism

In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.

Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !

the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so

Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.

LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!

I am the voice in your head.