Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Killing is murder
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Try to remember
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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This is the distraction.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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this is certainly sort of strange
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you read my fucking mind
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STOP TALKING.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Who is the shepherd?
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god cares for you more.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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you can do more than you think.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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I've run out of things to say.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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routine is a link with the past
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Space is a practiced place.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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fun is my function
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power lies everywhere
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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being broke is childish
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Slippery when slick
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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All men are created unequal.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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giant skeleton factory
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We are watching you
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Not all congestion is equal.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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I love you too.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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belief is priceless
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Everything happens for no reason
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Not all people are human.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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