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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Fight Me
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Do not read this message.
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This town needs an enema.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Government Complaints Box
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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get an afterlife
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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low expectations are good protection
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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You are what you hate.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Keep quiet about this.
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Do not believe language.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Head Your mind!
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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There is no Truth here.
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We Universe Itself
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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conspiracy is all about you.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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PANTS?
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Which way to America?
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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nobody does anything anymore!
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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wishing things away is not effective
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Preserve disorder
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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the voice of god is just a construct
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routine is a link with the past
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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recluses always get weak
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Today is the day.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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