Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Why are you so sure?
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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The police are your friends.
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Normality is a luxury
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Do not live, do not die.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Only Americans are real humans
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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unleash infinity
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play freebird!
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Everybody knows.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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land of the fee
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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not valid without receipt
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Tear off all your labels.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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minimeme
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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change is an inside job
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He who laughs, lasts.
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planning for the future is escapism
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Never mind that.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Futility is futile.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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[Citation Needed]
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I really like writing on walls
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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This is Not an Exist.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I know you, and I know your game...
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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The door is the key.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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minimalism is about the details
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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