Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You know what I always say...
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Pretend to be real.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Orwell was right.
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If its to be its up to me
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i wish i had tried.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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We're behaving like insects
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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irony is too mainstream for me
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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christinsanity
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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me me na me meme name
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Caution: dry floor.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Panic carefully
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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https://www.appdupe.com/oyo-rooms-clone
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Why don't you mind?!
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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You did it.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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all things are delicately interconnected
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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It can't rain all the time
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Pretend this is Reality
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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you can live on through your descendants
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Orwell was an optimist
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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The beginning of the end is T
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Security through Obesity
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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The only enemy is good
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problem solver or problem maker
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This is a thought free zone.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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God is dead, long live God
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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