Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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