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Motherfucker who you playing
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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I'll be back.
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what is future
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That makes sense
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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If your not confused your wrong
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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The Government is watching God
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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You are not your ego
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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I've run out of things to say.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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you can be right and still be murdered
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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travelight
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Measure once, cut twice
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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138 dys ony sos
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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DEATH SUCKS.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Specialization is for insects
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This is the end
of the
end
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Pretend to be real.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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out of nothing comes something
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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