Semi Official Memebomb Archive

this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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World's Best Dad
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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I GET IT!
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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I see what you did there.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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the medium is the mode
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life is short..
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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I will never lie to you.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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The Government is watching God
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free water! Take one!
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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what is future
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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life = murder
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Which way to America?
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Hokum all ye faithful
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escape from libtardia.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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you LIVE in that head?
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Peace is a graveyard.
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iPods are made of people!
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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automation is deadly
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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i wish i had tried.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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never share your dreams with a pro
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How did you get here?
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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words tend to be inadequate
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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