Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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getting even is odd.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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love to see it happen
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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anarchonistic
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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non serviam
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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big brother is not watching me
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Mohammed made a good profit
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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BELIEVING KILLS
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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change is an inside job
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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eris is my higher power
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Smoke fish.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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land of the fee
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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pain can be a very positive thing
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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illness is a state of mind
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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The Game
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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