Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Your cats are my target audience
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Repetition is a form of change.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Language is speaking you.
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This town needs an enema.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Take no shit, take a crap
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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our bored brains need information overload
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Question...everything?
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Death is not only for you.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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There's no such thing as nothing
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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SILENCE
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Education is a form of murder
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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help me i've turned into paper
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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History is written by the winners
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You are literate
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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i will!
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Context does.
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I see what you did there.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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change your mind
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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I am the voice in your head.
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