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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Good luck on your exam.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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ignorance is hell.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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to be is not to be
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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non serviam
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Normal
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He who laughs, lasts.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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I hear music!
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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security makes me nervous
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You're still playing by their rules!
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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are you wearing that?
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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This is the distraction.
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WAKE UP.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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I am no longer infected
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Don't knock opportunity
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Step on a crack
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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What Would Paris Do?
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Quit the shit
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Some farts go poof.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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No one is stopping you
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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