Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Adapt or die!
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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this is one sentence.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Less is a possibilty
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Abstinence is perverted
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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No purpose necessary
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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education is everywhere
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Please use other door.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Collapse the state of mind
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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You are now thinking manually.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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one love
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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seizure salad
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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free water! Take one!
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Lol, reality.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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change is an inside job
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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adjust your tie.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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It is happening again.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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men are not monogamous by nature
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