Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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SILENCE
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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But I'm already repressed!
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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You are a fire hazard
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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[insert witty meme here]
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i just changed the world
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Be as if.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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never fear goddess is here
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Free
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Some farts go poof.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Fuck god
I love her
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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this is only a test
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Mission accomplished.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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there is chaos in order
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irony is too mainstream for me
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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low expectations are good protection
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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fat people think they are fat.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Utopia, why?
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Don't quote this
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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