Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Make like nature: select all.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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HAIL TETRIS!
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christafarian
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Don't think
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ISABELLAH
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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This is a Meme.
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Everything happens for no reason
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Normal
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ask yourself this
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Try to remember
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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kill someone today
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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hate humanity. love people
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Be all that you can be
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Simulate yourself
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Who watches the watchers?
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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There ain't no justice
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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All we have is words
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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What poor gods we do make.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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I love you too.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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you left the iron on.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Context does.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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you can live on through your descendants
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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