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this conversation isnt over
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Man's character is his fate.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Property is theft.
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I was young and I needed the money
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Scene and Herd.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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The only enemy is good
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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wishing things away is not effective
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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humanism is obsolete
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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I'm done counting statistics.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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We'll make you happy
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This is not here
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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We are all popes of our own madness
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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i never always win.
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land of the fee
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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the family is living on borrowed time
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Why don't you mind?!
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Collapse the state of mind
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Fuck god
I love her
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Have a good day, or die.
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obamasyomama
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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