if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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