Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Your computer is lying to you.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Do not live, do not die.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Clara mascara
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Kill Your Idols.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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iPods are made of people!
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Ignorance isn't free!
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I could only masquerade
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Nature loves to hide.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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you are now entering!
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Call in Sick
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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TRAVELITE
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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are you wearing that?
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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This is a pipe.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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We should all quit whinging.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Shit Floats.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Civilization is sterilization.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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