Semi Official Memebomb Archive

people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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the city is upstairs
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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the future is here now
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Because it's there.
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No one is stopping you
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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They know you're reading this.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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lord of the memes...
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Futility is futile.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Sense is made, not born.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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mad, not angry.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Everything happens for no reason
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Eating the menu?
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Please use other door.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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The Government is watching God
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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