Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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It is happening again.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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time passes through us.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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You are one of the masks
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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i need to avoid the void
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Deity... he's come for me
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Secrecy kills.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Your smile or your life
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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DNA controls you!
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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To be happy is a new notion
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Apocalypse!
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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IGNore fnords
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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i dont really know anything.
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look above the wind.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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My mess is a life
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Yes men get all the babes!
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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