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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Question reality.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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get thee behind me greyface
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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go down and drown'd
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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If you can this.... you can read
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Don't worry, be metal
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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one love
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cancer cures smoking.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Everybody knows.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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At the end you see it clear
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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laws make legislatures
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Disorder is order.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Happiness is a new idea.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Do not read this message.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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fear is information
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christafarian
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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I am GOD here!
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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