Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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DO NOT WANT.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Please clean up after your god.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Reading is not understanding.
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fututio, non verba.
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Everybody knows.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Only the insane prosper
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Read less, live more.
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The truth never set anyone free
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I don't exist.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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So, read any good books lately?
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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I don't believe you.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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the future is here now
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Today is the day.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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change is an inside job
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Question...everything?
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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...and then there is this faggot...
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This is the distraction.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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politics is used for personal gain
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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take nothing for granted
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Love scares empty hearts
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Don't quote this
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Virginity can be cured.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Free? Prove it!
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