When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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