Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the only person you will never leave is yourself
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Soil isn't a document
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fear your friends
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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You did it.
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Oops bi did it again
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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scratch'n'sniff
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Step on a crack
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Question lobotomy.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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it's a headless blunder
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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MEMESTORM
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Jesus made a good profit
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what? do you think?
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Think in terms of thought.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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here...catch!
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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You're on your own now
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Because and effect.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Some farts go poop.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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