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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Paradox isn't.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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decency is a relative thing
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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I am no longer infected
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All myths are modern
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Now is all you have.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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No costume is no costume
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choose life
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Scene and Herd.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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what's stopping you?
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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-hyphencypher-
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ban censorship!
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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No purpose necessary
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Faith is not an excuse.
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How did you get here?
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Do not read this message.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Your cats are my target audience
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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not valid without receipt
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god cares for you more.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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It's a trap!
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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They know you're reading this.
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Please clean up after your god.
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I'm in this for the money.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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If you want it, do it.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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There is no conspiracy.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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I don't believe you.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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You don't exist.
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you LIVE in that head?
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Leap before you look
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If your not confused your wrong
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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