Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Kill your Idle
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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is this a stupid question?
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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No pain, no pain.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Explain your sense of self
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Go places.
Do things
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Kilmalosa323
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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-hyphencypher-
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ignorance is knowledge
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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zombies like you
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The Government is watching God
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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moderation kills the spirit
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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fuck you
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Leap before you look
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Please press any door to continue
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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You are not your self-image.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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inheritance must be abolished
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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It's never too late to start.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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