Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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problem solver or problem maker
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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It's not my struggle
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Feel great with purpose
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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[Citation Needed]
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I would die for my own life.
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Authorised graffiti area
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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You too can be No. one!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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such is the war.
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hope is self-replicating
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Think while it's still illegal
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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everything counts in large amounts
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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we need some new cliches
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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I GET IT!
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Check Mate!
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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The future is history.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Levity Sucks!
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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IH8UFUHQ2
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Reinvent retardation.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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It is happening again.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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fun is my function
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Leap before you look
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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