Semi Official Memebomb Archive

people are nuts if they think they are important
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Oh, no, not again.
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Read less, live more.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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There is no Truth here.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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When's the last time you felt great?
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What are you really thinking about?
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Please use other door.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Shit Floats.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Every one can read your mind.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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giant skeleton factory
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Adapt or die!
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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scratch'n'sniff
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Be a badass
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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You did it.
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suk up and pop
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jesus, that's a good one!
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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you read my fucking mind
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Two-faced book
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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I am the voice in your head.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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annoy the boring
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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pretend you have free will
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Stop imitating yourself.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Don't fart then inhale it
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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get fired. taste delicious.
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All employees are forbidden.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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