Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The more you know, the less you control.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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NO YOU!
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Every one can read your mind.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Every statement contains falsehood
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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fututio, non verba.
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ignorance is hell.
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Tick tick tick
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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blumpkinfluffer
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Can I askew a question?
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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What you change, changes you.
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Subversive is the new black.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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KNOW SHIT!
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Got your knows!
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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travelight
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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never fear goddess is here
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Why didn't you?
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Please use other door.
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Save the banks lol
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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do you think we are forever?
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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this post scares me
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description is more important than metaphor
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Normality is a luxury
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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It's always today.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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