Semi Official Memebomb Archive

They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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illness is a state of mind
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Tear off all your labels.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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noise can be hostile
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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I would die for my own life.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Things you own end up owning you
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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I don't exist.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Work is a four letter word.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Welcome home
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Do you smell bacon?
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Love my label like myself
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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It's a trap!
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Terrorism.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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The Truth Hertz.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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What are you doing?!
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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I like.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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PANTS?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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