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Only Americans are real humans
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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YOU will live forever!
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Think in terms of thought.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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the medium is the mode
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Adapt or die!
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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This is now part of your day.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Consider just thinking about it.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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You're still playing by their rules!
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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eris is my higher power
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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is this a stupid question?
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You got away with it.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Then why do you do it?
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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All we have is words
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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[insert witty meme here]
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Do not believe language.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Head Your mind!
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Because it's there.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Confront the system.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Cadres decide everything.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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"Please do not use other door."
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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