Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ux = bb is watching you
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technology will make or break us
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How necessary are you?
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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exciting controversy
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Fuck semantics!
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Not all congestion is equal.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Please use other door.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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maybe partying will help
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all that litters is old
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If you want it, do it.
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The Truth Is No.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Every statement contains falsehood
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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DO NOT WANT.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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bleed for the international power
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Be eaten by babies
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There is nothing hidden here.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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you are now breathing automatically
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Abstinence is perverted
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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August Victoria hospital
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this conversation isnt over
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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They Live. We sleep
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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This is where i get off.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Critique Thyself
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Newfags can't triforce
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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JUST THINKING
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Science is a cult
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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How often do you feel human?
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Please look away immediately.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Belief is the Enemy.
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