Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Why didn't you?
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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MINDCRAFT
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It's later than you think.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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This is not simply entertainment.
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No hidden window here.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Love my label like myself
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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The cause is the effect.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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I think you came to late.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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land of the fee
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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These words mean nothing.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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You are literate
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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listen when your body talks
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Abel had no descendants.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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do you think we are forever?
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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the whether is changing
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Always be extremely moderate.
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you read my fucking mind
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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are you wearing that?
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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You are the opposition!
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Don't believe everything you think.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Please clean up after your god.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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