Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Why are you so sure?
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Good luck on your exam.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Are you living in the real world?
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Will what you do
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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illness is a state of mind
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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this is a interdistraction
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Are you a character or a being?
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Free Baser Evil!
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Welcome home
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Don't tread on me
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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We're behaving like insects
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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being happy is more important than anything else
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