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Life is Too Short to Rush
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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you read my fucking mind
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Use no hooks.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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It's a trap!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Read out loud.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Measure once, cut twice
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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keep the lasagna flying
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Question lobotomy.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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You're standing in it now.
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I am high, bye
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Who are you? Why?
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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God is a word.
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The Game
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Free Baser Evil!
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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being broke is childish
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Beware of falling hammers
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Resistance is fertile
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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god cares for you more.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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