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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Simulate yourself
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Guns Protect Killers.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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xenophobes also fear you.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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What you change, changes you.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Free will is compulsory.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Let's be cruel!
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Secrecy kills.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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We are watching you
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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FUCK SPARTA!
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fallin' allin
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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humanism is obsolete
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Reality is only a theory
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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You are a fire hazard
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Language is speaking you.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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physical culture is second best
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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You're No. One
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Read out loud.
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You should pay more attention.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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KNOW NOW
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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