Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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christafarian
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Read out loud.
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travelight
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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kill someone today
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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YOU will live forever!
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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If you do it, want it.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Men always generalise
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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I'm in this for the money.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Kwote Zero
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the posthumous will judge.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Write this somewhere else.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Science is a cult
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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When was the first time you felt great?
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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