Semi Official Memebomb Archive

C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Leap before you look
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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discordia lumine maior
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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asshole
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Do you smell bacon?
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Got your knows!
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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We see what you did there.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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scratch'n'sniff
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Control is not control
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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i will!
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The chao goes mu.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Collect to reject
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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I think you came to late.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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You are a fire hazard
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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I love my tribe.
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Today is the day.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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