the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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