Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
#4717 -444 = 2918 - 3362 - +
The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
#2636 -312 = 2901 - 3213 - +
Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
#4026 -357 = 2669 - 3026 - +
it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
#1848 -268 = 3692 - 3960 - +
 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
#3972 -325 = 4604 - 4929 - +
Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
#1908 -353 = 2819 - 3172 - +
Five is a demon.
#1250 -321 = 3002 - 3323 - +
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
#4523 -372 = 2705 - 3077 - +
Anti-lost is pro-found.
#727 -402 = 2798 - 3200 - +
I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
#1510 -383 = 3061 - 3444 - +
Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
#774 -359 = 3820 - 4179 - +
Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
#2380 -309 = 2880 - 3189 - +
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
#3889 -303 = 3419 - 3722 - +
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
#2533 -289 = 3049 - 3338 - +
We're behaving like insects
#3116 -281 = 3574 - 3855 - +
Please press any door to continue
#3599 -290 = 3083 - 3373 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -2367 = 6419 - 8786 - +
When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
#5356 -292 = 3643 - 3935 - +
Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
#2958 -349 = 3360 - 3709 - +
Social norms are for the weak.
#2505 -300 = 2924 - 3224 - +
Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
#5298 -322 = 3483 - 3805 - +
I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
#1486 -322 = 2874 - 3196 - +
YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
#6223 -294 = 3951 - 4245 - +
When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
#3183 -338 = 3295 - 3633 - +
BUREAUCRAZY
#6122 -349 = 4007 - 4356 - +
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
#3974 -317 = 3642 - 3959 - +
15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
#5803 -323 = 3090 - 3413 - +
it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
#6013 -385 = 3067 - 3452 - +
the luminosity of this system was found to vary
#4973 -338 = 3096 - 3434 - +
people are nuts if they think they are important
#2275 -279 = 2982 - 3261 - +
Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
#2261 -327 = 3726 - 4053 - +
BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
#5484 -305 = 2934 - 3239 - +
mad, not angry.
#6312 -538 = 4195 - 4733 - +
Citing historical precedent is bad form.
#4064 -280 = 3603 - 3883 - +
Stasis is the most potent force for change.
#3677 -324 = 3833 - 4157 - +
teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
#5506 -359 = 3638 - 3997 - +
Kill your imagination.
#1924 -301 = 2959 - 3260 - +
Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
#4118 -311 = 3502 - 3813 - +
If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
#1669 -269 = 3280 - 3549 - +
Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
#2385 -317 = 3298 - 3615 - +
i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
#4321 -311 = 3034 - 3345 - +
All men are created unequal.
#682 -278 = 3820 - 4098 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -70 = 4566 - 4636 - +
A naked mind is sexy.
#617 -303 = 2992 - 3295 - +
What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
#3155 -291 = 2757 - 3048 - +
You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
#5051 -336 = 3324 - 3660 - +
before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
#6073 -356 = 3511 - 3867 - +
Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
#1149 -330 = 3020 - 3350 - +
those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
#5224 -280 = 3547 - 3827 - +
you read my fucking mind
#3619 -364 = 2435 - 2799 - +
Everything is Pornographic.
#1192 -355 = 2700 - 3055 - +
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
#1665 -361 = 2851 - 3212 - +
Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
#5960 -340 = 3234 - 3574 - +
Because it's there.
#805 -198 = 3990 - 4188 - +
Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
#2530 -312 = 3579 - 3891 - +
If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
#1690 -330 = 3290 - 3620 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -283 = 4282 - 4565 - +
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
#2786 -372 = 3430 - 3802 - +
deceive regularly
#992 -262 = 3409 - 3671 - +
can this really be happening to me
#3430 -353 = 2892 - 3245 - +
operating under the illusion
#2239 -287 = 3450 - 3737 - +
Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
#1291 -293 = 2949 - 3242 - +
The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
#5793 -411 = 2698 - 3109 - +
Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
#644 -368 = 2800 - 3168 - +
rEAD r.b. DEAD
#6125 -476 = 3569 - 4045 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
#6220 -289 = 3988 - 4277 - +
Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
#734 -300 = 3320 - 3620 - +
the world operates according to discoverable laws
#2817 -343 = 2849 - 3192 - +
I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
#5467 -365 = 3328 - 3693 - +
This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
#4269 -367 = 3025 - 3392 - +
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
#5904 -315 = 3779 - 4094 - +
Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
#3929 -277 = 3649 - 3926 - +
If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
#5999 -294 = 3189 - 3483 - +
choose life
#4203 -391 = 2849 - 3240 - +
It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
#1846 -341 = 2759 - 3100 - +
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
#984 -343 = 2654 - 2997 - +
Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
#5130 -384 = 3017 - 3401 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -279 = 4220 - 4499 - +
you can do more than you think.
#6146 -453 = 3738 - 4191 - +
Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
#5219 -353 = 3655 - 4008 - +
ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
#6379 -687 = 3985 - 4672 - +
If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
#5698 -202 = 3560 - 3762 - +
SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
#4982 -324 = 3017 - 3341 - +
To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
#4668 -339 = 2401 - 2740 - +
[Citation Needed]
#4071 -321 = 3267 - 3588 - +
você esperava por uma frase em português?
#5604 -310 = 2762 - 3072 - +
I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
#5111 -316 = 3396 - 3712 - +
An honest politician is a national calamity.
#4959 -316 = 3530 - 3846 - +
the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
#2692 -290 = 2778 - 3068 - +
Write this somewhere else.
#3241 -430 = 3124 - 3554 - +
I invented plagiarism.
#5463 -332 = 3404 - 3736 - +
-hyphencypher-
#6169 -349 = 3779 - 4128 - +
I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
#5697 -314 = 3163 - 3477 - +
take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
#2595 -269 = 3924 - 4193 - +
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
#592 -397 = 3191 - 3588 - +
These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
#2873 -246 = 3506 - 3752 - +
What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
#3137 -343 = 2705 - 3048 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -1701 = 6193 - 7894 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -164 = 886 - 1050 - +
Everything is exactly what you think it is.
#3461 -312 = 3508 - 3820 - +

5238 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project