I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
Το σÏστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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