Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
#3650 -311 = 2864 - 3175 - +
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
#6031 -340 = 3204 - 3544 - +
I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
#4584 -286 = 2951 - 3237 - +
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -212 = 4145 - 4357 - +
I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
#1623 -378 = 3064 - 3442 - +
stasis is a dream state
#2548 -299 = 2969 - 3268 - +
ensure that your life stays in flux
#1155 -301 = 3319 - 3620 - +
Somebody hates you
#2517 -292 = 3616 - 3908 - +
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
#5129 -320 = 3098 - 3418 - +
Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
#5712 -380 = 2817 - 3197 - +
lol, marginalized prophets.
#3783 -327 = 2867 - 3194 - +
Your ego is biohazard
#3397 -303 = 2798 - 3101 - +
This sign is not for you.
#2934 -320 = 3235 - 3555 - +
Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
#4542 -296 = 3142 - 3438 - +
Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
#3591 -306 = 3230 - 3536 - +
Seriousness is death
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
#715 -291 = 3220 - 3511 - +
Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
#6472 -328 = 2552 - 2880 - +
POLITICALLY ERECT
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
#5190 -198 = 3562 - 3760 - +
You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
#4527 -350 = 2545 - 2895 - +
sex differences are here to stay
#2465 -296 = 2990 - 3286 - +
I am GOD here!
#1480 -309 = 3020 - 3329 - +
Even your suspicions are suspect
#4757 -213 = 2827 - 3040 - +
Please use other door.
#2304 -341 = 3027 - 3368 - +
What if you're the one?
#3144 -282 = 3094 - 3376 - +
decadence can be an end in itself
#990 -304 = 2707 - 3011 - +
we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
#3101 -292 = 3189 - 3481 - +
What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
#3156 -291 = 3277 - 3568 - +
There are no chickens in the coup.
#2827 -298 = 2809 - 3107 - +
There are no security cameras on the premises.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
#815 -327 = 2936 - 3263 - +
RESIST THIS IMPULSE
#2413 -386 = 2623 - 3009 - +
potential counts for nothing until it's realized
#2322 -334 = 2640 - 2974 - +
When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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know it's naught!
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
#1917 -268 = 3968 - 4236 - +
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
#2620 -281 = 3057 - 3338 - +
Give me liberty or give them death!
#4474 -352 = 3968 - 4320 - +
we exist to exist to exist to exist
#6458 -423 = 2378 - 2801 - +
What could possibly go wrong?
#3940 -314 = 3018 - 3332 - +
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
#6016 -274 = 3356 - 3630 - +
out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
#5176 -435 = 2638 - 3073 - +
Have you seen my stapler?
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
#829 -281 = 2931 - 3212 - +
Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
#2014 -392 = 2627 - 3019 - +
It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
#1778 -293 = 3321 - 3614 - +
alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
#681 -293 = 3336 - 3629 - +
travelight
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This sentence has never been written.
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Belief is the Enemy.
#4031 -348 = 2521 - 2869 - +
Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
#4562 -310 = 3611 - 3921 - +
there is no Jew world fnorder
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
#6114 -280 = 4043 - 4323 - +
[Verification needed]
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
#3092 -299 = 3523 - 3822 - +
Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
#1638 -323 = 3063 - 3386 - +
I'll be back.
#1595 -316 = 2512 - 2828 - +
Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
#5210 -410 = 2598 - 3008 - +
low expectations are good protection
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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timidity is laughable
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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PROLIFUCK
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Don't just do something--stand there!
#1080 -295 = 3445 - 3740 - +
Negation is definition
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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