Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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snub backwards is buns
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Lego my Ego
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Don't be naive.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Language is speaking you.
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recluses always get weak
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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For a good time call Eris
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Poetry is in the street.
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this conversation is over
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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[citation needed]
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ask yourself this
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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starvation is nature's way
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Achacha
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No forbidding allowed.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Please look away immediately.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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I'll be back.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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I GET IT!
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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no absolutes!
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Feel great on purpose.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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You grok?
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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