Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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This sticker written on the internet.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Zombie or not to be?
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being broke is childish
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Man's character is his fate.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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I'm better than you.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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recluses always get weak
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Hokum all ye faithful
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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mad, not angry.
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IGNore fnords
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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WAKE UP.
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MURDERBIRD
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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And a cat in every bag.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Strike any user to continue.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Your computer is lying to you.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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this is a interdistraction
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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No one noticed.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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How am I not myself?
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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I love you.
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Free
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Finishing is for quitters.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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i believe that children are the futile
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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obamasyomama
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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don't postpone joy
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