Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Lego my Ego
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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We're behaving like insects
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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men are not monogamous by nature
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You're already in its belly.
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apologies
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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belief is priceless
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But we'll never survive!
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Love's as good as soma!
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Only bad music has any meaning
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What you change, changes you.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Never give an inch!
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Knowing is hard.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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What are you doing?!
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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go down and drown'd
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sex differences are here to stay
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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How often do you feel human?
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Oh, no, not again.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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You are not your self-image.
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asshole
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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after birth is before death
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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such is the war.
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Which way to America?
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Be all that you can be
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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timidity is laughable
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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