Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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