Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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