Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What is the first question?
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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If your not confused your wrong
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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ignorance is hell.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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holding back protects your vital energies
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fuck it we ball
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Open horse fucking
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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this is a interdistraction
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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My god is bigger.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Stop being used.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Not a Restroom
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can-I-help-you's
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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The chao goes mu.
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what did you lap up today?
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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we need some new cliches
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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what's stopping you?
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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exciting controversy
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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No costume is no costume
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Laibach and Bank of England
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...and then there is this faggot...
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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