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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Specialization is for insects
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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YOU will live forever!
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ice 4 eyes
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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All we have is words
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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These words mean nothing.
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everything that's interesting is new
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Why are you masturbating?
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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It only gets weirder from here!
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Eating the menu?
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Make like nature: select all.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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BROFIST
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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How are you reading this?
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brainsprain
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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this is a interdistraction
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Be as if.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Call in Sick
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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