Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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to be is not to be
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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They think you're weird.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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What are you really thinking about?
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Make weirdness normal.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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These words mean nothing.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Laws make criminals.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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You are the voice in your head.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Aristotle was a dick.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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i browse eye brows.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Reading is not understanding.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Please use your natural reaction.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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fuck you
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Are you still awake?
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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August Victoria hospital
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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hate humanity. love people
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Futility is futile.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Freedom is a party
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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