Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can't bake a cake out of words
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a name means a lot just by itself
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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This sticker written on the internet.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Such Oddacity.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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No, you're not a rebel.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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I am the voice in your head.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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nobody does anything anymore!
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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How did you get here?
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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i redundant already.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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What Would Paris Do?
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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MEMESTORM
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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To be happy is a new notion
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Education is a form of murder
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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