Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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you're doing it.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Space is a practiced place.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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labels are not all inclusive
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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My mess is a life
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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These words mean nothing.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Zombie or not to be?
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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blumpkinfluffer
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Moderation is for monks.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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There are five kinds of people:
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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the medium is the mode
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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The following statement is not true:
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Are you still awake?
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Everything happens for no reason
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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BROFIST
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Ban Censorship!
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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apologies
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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d's nutz
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