Semi Official Memebomb Archive

bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Think outside the book.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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No one has died for your sins
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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abort that defeatist
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Resistance is fertile
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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exciting controversy
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Oh, no, not again.
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しょがない。
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Caution: dry paint.
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Never give an inch!
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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MURDERBIRD
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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I puked here
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Panic carefully
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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iPods are made of people!
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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I'm not dead yet!
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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anarchonistic
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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People are revolting
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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We're behaving like insects
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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