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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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The Government is watching God
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What just happened?
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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inheritance must be abolished
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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My pockets went to Distopia
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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listen when your body talks
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Personally, I blame society
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Eating the menu?
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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fear is information
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Resistance is fertile
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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meet us in orbit
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Mission accomplished.
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KNOW SHIT!
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Who is the shepherd?
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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fear of a blank page.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Someone knows better than you
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Write this somewhere else.
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Open horse fucking
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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eris is my higher power
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land of the fee
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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SCORPION PIE
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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You are now breathing manually.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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