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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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This is where I get off...
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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How often do you feel human?
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Think outside which box?
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Violence never settles anything.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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farts in jars though.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Don't think
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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ban censorship!
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What you change, changes you.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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war is a purification rite
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I am a verb and so can you!
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#tigerblood
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Panic carefully
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starvation is nature's way
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Jesus was a profit.
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The only enemy is good
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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"Hauch"
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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care to expand?
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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d's nutz
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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