Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i think therefore i think i am
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Seize the means of collapse.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Call in Sick
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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You are now breathing manually.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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I'm in this for the money.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Oops bi did it again
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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If its to be its up to me
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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The Truth Is No.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Achacha
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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We're behaving like insects
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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They know you're reading this.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Gamergate was here
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To be happy is a new notion
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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i don't hate crime.
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Who are you? Why?
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Security without freedom is prison.
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All men are created unequal.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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I hear music!
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Never mind that.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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