Semi Official Memebomb Archive

who can truly pwn a tree?
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Think in terms of thought.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Congregation, please be seated
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In the end. there's a period.
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Please look away immediately.
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Only Americans are real humans
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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much was decided before you were born
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Consider just thinking about it.
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wait faster
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Impeach the constitution
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Duck
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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History is written by the winners
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Without fuck ¡
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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meet us in orbit
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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stasis is a dream state
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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christafarian
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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You know what I always say...
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Poetry is in the street.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Apocalypse!
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Collapse the state of mind
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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