Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can't be late until you show up.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Faith is not an excuse.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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minimeme
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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those without self-control seek to control others
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Somebody hates you
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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WAKE UP.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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There are no gold prisons
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practice random acts
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The Government is watching God
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Try to remember
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Have a good day, or die.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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free water! Take one!
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i never always win.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Protection when you least expect it
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This is inappropriate
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Social norms are for the weak.
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These words mean nothing.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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I'm not dead yet!
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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I am my own god now
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Nothing is 100% true
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Strike any user to continue.
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