Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Only rats stay bought
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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warning: the sky really is falling
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You are one of the masks
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Do you think that went well?
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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They think you're weird.
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No forbidding allowed.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Have that mole checked out
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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can this really be happening to me
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Work is a four letter word.
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Home is where the disease is
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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play freebird!
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Terrorism.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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non serviam
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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I hear music!
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you can even marry harry
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Stop history
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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My mess is a life
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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I am living in denial.
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