If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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