Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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I think you came to late.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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sin is a means of social control
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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drama often obscures the real issues
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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there's nothing except what you sense
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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fallin' allin
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Impeach the constitution
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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You are now breathing manually.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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i don't hate crime.
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black lies matter
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Man's character is his fate.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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You are a product.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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TITS
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Break a pattern today.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Why are you too good to die?
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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operating under the illusion
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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[insert witty meme here]
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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yeah, i know.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Be excellent to each other
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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i can't do that yet.
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I love you.
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Listen to the noise.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Run. You're watching you.
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ask yourself this
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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