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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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all norms are social.
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care to expand?
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Pain = stupidity
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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KNOW SHIT!
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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There is far less to everything than you think
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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all that litters is old
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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noise can be hostile
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Control is not control
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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IH8UFUHQ2
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Question reality.
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I would die for my own life.
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read banned books
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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People are Human.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Home is where the disease is
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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It is happening again.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Do you think that went well?
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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power lies everywhere
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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SILENCE
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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snub backwards is buns
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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do you think we are forever?
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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