Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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life = murder
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Think while it's still illegal
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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We have this area under surveillance
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Think about what you are thinking
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Please go back 3 squares
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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The Sanity is IN.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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hail deep thought
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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exciting controversy
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Some farts go poof.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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hugo phurst
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Shit Floats.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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wait faster
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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eris is my higher power
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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blumpkinfluffer
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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How am I not myself?
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Objectivity is subjective
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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True love is overrated
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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You did it.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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You are what you hate.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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this conversation is over
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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