Semi Official Memebomb Archive

#tigerblood
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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When's the last time you felt great?
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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That makes sense
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often you should act like you are sexless
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even your family can betray you
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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This is a thought free zone.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Recycle your pets
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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time passes through us.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Percepi et esse.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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water is just boneless ice
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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What if you're the one?
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Kill your Idle
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Reading is not understanding.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Happiness is a new idea.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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The Beginning is Near.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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listen to the silence
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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what would you break without rules?
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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