Semi Official Memebomb Archive

wait faster
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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This town needs an enema.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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The hidden factor may be you.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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People are revolting
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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There is no Truth here.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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chance the yeti
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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You might regret it.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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This message is not for you.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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This sentence has never been written.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Forget you even read this.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Love's as good as soma!
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Vegetables are murder.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Lady Inspired
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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being broke is childish
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SILENCE
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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It only gets weirder from here!
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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That makes sense
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Defective for our future.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Let us prey
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BROFIST
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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