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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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d's nutz
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christinsanity
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Someone knows better than you
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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i think therefore i think i am
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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you smell like your mistress.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Let's be cruel!
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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"I can't breed!"
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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antifart
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Kill Your Idols.
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here...catch!
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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There are five kinds of people:
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Popes needed
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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You might regret it.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Look at the finger!!
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Reality is rated R, too.
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listen when your body talks
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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I am the voice in your head.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Take the RED pill.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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You can't be late until you show up.
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