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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Do not read this message.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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the posthumous will judge.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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illness is a state of mind
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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you sure its safe?
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Disorder is order.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Never trust what you read.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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fear of a blank page.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Just give up and go crazy.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Art is dangerous
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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psychicdelic
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Deity... he's come for me
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Utopia, why?
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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KNOW SHIT!
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Superstition is bad luck.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Soil isn't a document
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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