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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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listen when your body talks
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Maybe you're a product too
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Fight Me
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Collect to reject
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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You are now breathing manually.
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If you want it, do it.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Conventions are lazy.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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I am living in denial.
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i redundant already.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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out of nothing comes something
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Paradox isn't.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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i think therefore i think i am
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Are you still awake?
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Some farts go poop.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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You're No. One
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For a good time, please call 000.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Personally, I blame society
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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This is the end
of the
end
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pain can be a very positive thing
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Self improvement is masturbation
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can this really be happening to me
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Smile for the camera!
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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the revolution will not realised
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TV Sets the Channel
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Ban Censorship!
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Stop history
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re-evolution!
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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the city is upstairs
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Grate with purpose
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remember to react
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