Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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