Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Life is price less.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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not valid without receipt
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Look at the finger!!
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Education is a form of murder
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Support your local ceiling.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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listen when your body talks
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Finishing is for quitters.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Zombie or not to be?
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Listen to the noise.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Both are fools but who knows?
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You're already in its belly.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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pretend you have free will
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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You are the opposition!
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Albino african
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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i never always win.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Welcome home
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Laibach and Bank of England
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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MAKE IT STOP
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No purpose necessary
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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you must have one grand passion
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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