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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Neither God nor master!
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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conspiracy is all about you.
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That's just what I believe
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Hail Stones!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Do what you want to say
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Critique Thyself
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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The revolution will be the same
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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being who you are is it's own reward
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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My father was a good woman.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Think while it's still illegal
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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TITS
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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physical culture is second best
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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wait!
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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wishing things away is not effective
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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pretend you have free will
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Support your local ceiling.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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