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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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When's the last time you felt great?
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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I saw what you did just now
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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fun is my function
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Kill your imagination.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Do Not Remove
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God is a word.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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this is a interdistraction
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Your dick sucks!
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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What Would Paris Do?
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[Verification needed]
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Love's as good as soma!
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Difference engenders hate.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Only rats stay bought
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Invent a problem
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Normal
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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History is a religion
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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"Hauch"
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Things you own end up owning you
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Stop being used.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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farts in jars though.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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ban censorship!
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