Semi Official Memebomb Archive

in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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war is a purification rite
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Law = X/0
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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It's never too late to start.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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You are not an individual.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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"Hauch"
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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hate love - love hate
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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minimalism is about the details
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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such is the war.
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The Machine is Us.
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I'm not dead.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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expressing anger is necessary
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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get off your knees!!!!!
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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I am the voice in your head.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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You don't need this ----->
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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You are not your self-image.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Try Dying.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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even she goes poo... even she
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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ignorance is hell.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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technology will make or break us
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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