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to whom it may concern,
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Then why do you do it?
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Take the RED pill.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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How did you get here?
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hugo phurst
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Oh, no, not again.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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fun or doom
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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repetition is the best way to learn
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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RAGE IS PEACE
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Please use your natural reaction.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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My god is bigger.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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We're behaving like insects
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Fumble the bumble
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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There is nothing hidden here.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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