Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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meet us in orbit
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Measure once, cut twice
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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nobody is in charge
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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Politician, govern thyself.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Rejoin the human race.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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I see what you did there.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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ux = bb is watching you
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black lies matter
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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operating under the illusion
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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August Victoria hospital
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Never mind that.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Security Through Obscurity
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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anarchonistic
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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cancer cures smoking.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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We Universe Itself
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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listen to the silence
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ISABELLAH
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TREY CRAY
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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the void does not exist
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Clara mascara
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KNOW NOW
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If your not confused your wrong
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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You are a product.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Pretend to be real.
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I know what you did last summer...
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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