Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The toof will set you fwee.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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In the end. there's a period.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Where do your ideas come from?
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get thee behind me greyface
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Seize the means of collapse.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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description is more important than metaphor
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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This isn't all true.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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I see what you did there.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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No one gets out alive.
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Are you still awake?
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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life = murder
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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The new money is info.
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Welcome home
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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I like.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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We are watching you
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Have a good day, or die.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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obamasyomama
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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