Semi Official Memebomb Archive

masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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This message is not for you.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Suicide is against the law!
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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you are now entering!
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This is not simply entertainment.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Each and single one
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i never always win.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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challenge your habits
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Use no hooks.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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humanism is obsolete
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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I just love the way you hate
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Do you smell bacon?
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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-hyphencypher-
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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fun or doom
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the past is dead country
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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Suffering is Optional...
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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You are only happy by accident.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Smoke fish.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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POOPEEPIE
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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you're it, no backsies
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Without fuck ¡
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Be less prepared.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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You are not an individual.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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