Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Darwin Hates You.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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all roads lead to qumran
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Neither God nor master!
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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How's that working out for you?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Please cue at this point -->
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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laws make legislatures
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This is my steakhouse.
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Personally, I blame society
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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'slanguage
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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abort that defeatist
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can-I-help-you's
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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labels are not all inclusive
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Read less, live more.
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Are you still awake?
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Never mind that.
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MAKE IT STOP
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It's a trap!
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Read out loud.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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