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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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read banned books
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Are you living in the real world?
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chance the yeti
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Average is such a mean word
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Difference engenders hate.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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I am GOD here!
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Percepi et esse.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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love your enemy
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bleed for the international power
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Keep up and be ahead
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Adapt or die!
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Smoke fish.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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discordia lumine maior
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Feel great with purpose
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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We have this area under surveillance
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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i believe that children are the futile
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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You are not your ego
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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fathers often use too much force
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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golfers are the illuminati
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those without self-control seek to control others
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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