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remember you always have freedom of choice
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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You too can be No. one!
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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don't place to much trust in experts
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Be young - shut up!
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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This is not here
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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solitude is enriching
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You know what I always say...
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Duck
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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I would die for my own life.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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My god is bigger.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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You know better
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Poetry is in the street.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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ignorance is hell.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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don't postpone joy
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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You did it.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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The world is too loud nowadays
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Common sense is neither.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Deity... he's come for me
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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a name means a lot just by itself
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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fathers often use too much force
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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bad intentions can yield good results
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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fat people think they are fat.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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