Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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There is no more revolution;
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Death is not only for you.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Don't think
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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not valid without receipt
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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offer very little information about yourself
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Government Complaints Box
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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We are all popes of our own madness
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its not. but maybe
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Some farts go poof.
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what i think i am
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Aristotle was a dick.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Do you think that went well?
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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apologies
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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choose life
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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this conversation is over
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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TRAVELITE
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You are hearing voices
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