Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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You are now breathing manually.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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the city is upstairs
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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minimalism is about the big picture
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Have a nice day. Or else
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I just love the way you hate
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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This is Not an Exist.
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get thee behind me greyface
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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They think you're weird.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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education is everywhere
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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All men are created unequal.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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There is no more revolution;
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Only the insane prosper
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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practice random acts
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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SILENCE
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Taze a kitten!
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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all norms are social.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Seize the means of collapse.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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