Semi Official Memebomb Archive

think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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That's just what I believe
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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the ripple is not the water.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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you are now leaving!
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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There is no help.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Such Oddacity.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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No one has died for your sins
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Who is the shepherd?
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Percepi et esse.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Some men are born posthumously.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Be less prepared.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Fuck semantics!
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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This is the distraction.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Try to outlive these words.
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Bored people are boring people.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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You better know
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Because it's there.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Neither God nor master!
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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By the power of viagra
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What if you're the one?
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Lead Ashtray
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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