Semi Official Memebomb Archive

politics is used for personal gain
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Open horse fucking
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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irony is too mainstream for me
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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The dead define culture
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minimalism is about the big picture
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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recluses always get weak
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Death is not only for you.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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We Universe Itself
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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you are now entering!
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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The Game
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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chance the yeti
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I will never lie to you.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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levity sucks.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Imprint your reality here.
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We are not stuff that abides
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History is a religion
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Stop history
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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rattlesnakes are epic
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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