Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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This is where I get off...
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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what did you lap up today?
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I'm on thought rations
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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this conversation is over
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Such Oddacity.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Antisemitism is a gas
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to volunteer is reactionary
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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You are now trapped.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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even she goes poo... even she
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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I GET IT!
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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NANODICK
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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anarchonistic
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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time passes through us.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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