Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Duck
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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everything that's interesting is new
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I love you too.
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That was a bad idea.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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You are Powerful!
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seize the means of imagination
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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the past is dead country
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Lady Inspired
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don't go with the flow
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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you are now manually dying
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Noone knows our destination.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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after birth is before death
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Kill your Idle
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Lego my Ego
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Please go away.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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I shit you not.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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there is chaos in order
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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God is a word.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Antisemitism is a gas
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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How come you so Dumb?
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wait,
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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