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I am my own god now
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Can I askew a question?
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Robots bleed red
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Your mother was lying
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Darwin Hates You.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Hellen back
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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discordia lumine maior
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Kill your imagination.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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You are a fire hazard
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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all norms are social.
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recluses always get weak
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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illness is a state of mind
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Jesus made a good profit
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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what is future
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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fuck it we ball
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I'm not dead yet!
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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