Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Context does.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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scratch'n'sniff
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Why are you too good to die?
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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wait faster
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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The new money is info.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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god believes in you!
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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war is a purification rite
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Each and single one
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Got your knows!
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you're it, no backsies
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No hidden window here.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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offer very little information about yourself
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fun or doom
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Support your local ceiling.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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In the end. there's a period.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Step on a crack
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Free will is compulsory.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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without chaos, there can not be order
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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