"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer
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