Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Be excellent to each other
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Collect to reject
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Make like nature: select all.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Darwin Hates You.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Law = X/0
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It's ok that you don't know.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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wacked lives shatter
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Politics is war by other means
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Find your passion for apathy
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This sentence has never been written.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Don't be naive.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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This is where I get off...
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No purpose necessary
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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We should all quit whinging.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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RAGE IS PEACE
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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laws make legislatures
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Kwote Zero
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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There is no more revolution;
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Who watches the watchers?
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Maybe you're a product too
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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