Semi Official Memebomb Archive

'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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At the end you see it clear
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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you are now manually dying
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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wishing things away is not effective
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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A king's castle is his home.
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some hacks hoax
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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you are now leaving!
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Why are you too good to die?
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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never fear goddess is here
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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This is an advertisement
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the posthumous will judge.
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