Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Scene and Herd.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Please cue at this point -->
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Violence never settles anything.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Why are you too good to die?
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Shit Floats.
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There is no conspiracy.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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No forbidding allowed.
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Without fuck ¡
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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And a cat in every bag.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Critique Thyself
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You're a great actor!
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Your cats are my target audience
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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A king's castle is his home.
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kill someone today
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We see what you did there.
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life is short..
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Are you interesting?
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Reality is rated R, too.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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You are now breathing manually.
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You got away with it.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Five is a demon.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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love your enemy
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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All men are created unequal.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Caution: dry floor.
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"Hauch"
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Because and effect.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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