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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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You can't be too serious.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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In the end. there's a period.
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Knowing is hard.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Do what you want to say
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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down with lies?
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If you can read this, I love you.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Go on, I won't tell.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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My armor is contempt
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Think outside the book.
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Fumble the bumble
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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yeah, i know.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Kill your imagination.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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BELIEVING KILLS
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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starvation is nature's way
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Maybe you're a product too
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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you sure its safe?
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Kill your Idle
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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i don't hate crime.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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