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What you change, changes you.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Percepi et esse.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Caution: dry floor.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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seize the means of imagination
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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August Victoria hospital
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Call in Sick
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All men are created unequal.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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apologies
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Do Not Remove
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Simulate yourself
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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solitude is enriching
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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The Earth Will Shake.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Who's life are you living?
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Do not read this message.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Initiation is never over.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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