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is there someone standing behind me?
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Vanilla extract
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Space is a practiced place.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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God bless the kufar
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Love scares empty hearts
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Question...everything?
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Maybe you're a product too
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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my head hurts worse than yours
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i dont really know anything.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Jesus loves war!
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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If you can this.... you can read
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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choice != control
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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You are the opposition!
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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mttv
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Poetry is in the street.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Write this somewhere else.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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You were alone before they left you
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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ice 4 eyes
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Read this like you would a good book.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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you're doing it.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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That makes sense
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Think inside the box
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Pawn Takes king.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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