A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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