Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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This is not simply entertainment.
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This is now part of your day.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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is this a stupid question?
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How come you so Dumb?
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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The truth never set anyone free
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Please use your natural reaction.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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fun or doom
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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ignorance is hell.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Stop being used.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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This is inappropriate
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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[insert witty meme here]
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Normal
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Don't forget to die
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Jesus was a profit.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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happy happens
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ISABELLAH
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Don't think
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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one love
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Coffee is bean water.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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please change beliefs
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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