Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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today is under construction
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Stop Palpitation!
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Is there anybody in between there?
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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What is the first question?
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Terrorism.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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alzheimer macht frei
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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wacked lives shatter
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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fathers often use too much force
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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listen to the silence
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God is an excuse.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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I'm already against the next war.
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Neither God nor master!
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If your not confused your wrong
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being happy is more important than anything else
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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There's no such thing as a free world
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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This is the age of isis
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land of the fee
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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blumpkinfluffer
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somebody stop me. please.
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recluses always get weak
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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No hidden window here.
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Do not live, do not die.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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