Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Are you still awake?
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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If your not confused your wrong
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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IN MY PANTS!
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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No forbidding allowed.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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POOPEEPIE
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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The dead define culture
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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I love my tribe.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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No purpose necessary
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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I'm not dead.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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You're on your own now
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This is a pipe.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Abel had no descendants.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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change is an inside job
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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