The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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