Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We saw her duck.
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ICDUC2?
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Difference engenders hate.
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Because it's there.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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wacked lives shatter
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Buddha made me do it.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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Authorised graffiti area
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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I am GOD here!
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Hail Stones!
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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alzheimer macht frei
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decadence can be an end in itself
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words tend to be inadequate
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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this conversation isnt over
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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fear your friends
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Jesus loves war!
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Never trust what you read.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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d's nutz
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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antifart
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BELIEVING KILLS
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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fuck bitches, get money.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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listen when your body talks
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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