Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are only happy by accident.
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Jesus made a good profit
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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That's just what I believe
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Make like nature: select all.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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There is no mainstream.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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I love you too.
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Grate with purpose
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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seize the means of imagination
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This is now part of your day.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Suffering is Optional...
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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-hyphencypher-
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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I know what you did last summer...
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Always be extremely moderate.
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nothing is something
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asshole
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This is the distraction.
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JUST THINKING
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Why are you masturbating?
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Beware of falling hammers
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No forbidding allowed.
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This is a thought free zone.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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This sign is not for you.
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And a cat in every bag.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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The cause is the effect.
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get into the way!
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sex differences are here to stay
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If its to be its up to me
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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I puked here
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Tick tick tick
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Are you sure? Why not?
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Feel great with purpose
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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civilization is the denial of shit
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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