Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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