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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Why not?
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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what's stopping you?
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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The End is Rear!
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Prop Up The System!
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land of the fee
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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hate humanity. love people
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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ALWAYS IS
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Private parking in Area only !
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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politics is used for personal gain
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Elite Populist
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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do you think we are forever?
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Now Accepting New Patience
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TV Sets the Channel
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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The Truth Hertz.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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you are now manually dying
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Please go away.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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August Victoria hospital
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Suspend belief.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Do what you want to say
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