If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
Suck
your
own
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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