Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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can-I-help-you's
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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bleed for the international power
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Feel great with purpose
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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The chao goes mu.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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I'm on thought rations
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Never trust what you read.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Pretend this is Reality
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Rejoin the human race.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Try Dying.
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Maybe you're a product too
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Is there anybody in between there?
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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hugo phurst
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Death is not only for you.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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i wish i had tried.
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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the keepers of time are robots.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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discordia lumine maior
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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you left the iron on.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Some farts go poop.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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