Semi Official Memebomb Archive

listen when your body talks
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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eeeee, be mite
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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fallin' allin
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Make up your words.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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'slanguage
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It only gets weirder from here!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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WARNING: And how!
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Your cats are my target audience
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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You grok?
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Can I ask you a second question?
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Love my label like myself
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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i will!
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Reality is only a theory
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Men always generalise
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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God is a word.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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pink is ok, too
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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The dead define culture
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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TITS
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Roll again.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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What just happened?
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