Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Love my label like myself
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Love scares empty hearts
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planning for the future is escapism
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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A naked mind is sexy.
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MINDCRAFT
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description is more important than metaphor
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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These could go together, or be separate.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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MURDERBIRD
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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My armor is contempt
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physical culture is second best
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Everybody knows.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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My father was a good woman.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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some hacks hoax
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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nobody does anything anymore!
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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I am high, bye
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Panic carefully
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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