Semi Official Memebomb Archive

cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Get 0%, win
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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levity sucks.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Go directly to jail.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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You can't buy fun like this
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Property is theft.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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That was a bad idea.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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minimeme
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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lord of the memes...
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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anarchonistic
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land of the fee
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Do what you want to say
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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We'll make you happy
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Lead Ashtray
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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We are all popes of our own madness
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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All we have is words
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Mission accomplished.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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This isn't all true.
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