Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Grab it and feel it
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Love my label like myself
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jesus was a roman mole
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Think inside the box
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Failure takes practice
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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The beginning of the end is T
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Cadres decide everything.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Defective for our future.
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what would you break without rules?
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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being happy is more important than anything else
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Only bad music has any meaning
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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You got away with it.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Learn to Dis-earn
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never share your dreams with a pro
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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ice 4 eyes
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Who watches the watchers?
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Shit Floats.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Please go back 3 squares
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Kill your imagination.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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