Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Dare to be stupid.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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change is an inside job
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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love your enemy
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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hope is self-replicating
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Undermine society, everybody!
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I am no longer infected
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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You are now trapped.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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It's always today.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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19februholidamned
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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here...catch!
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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categorizing fear is calming
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Think outside the book.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Be young - shut up!
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It's good to be the King.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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How come you so Dumb?
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Do you think that went well?
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Should we start over?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Holy shit look over there --->
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big brother is not watching me
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Life is price less.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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