You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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