Semi Official Memebomb Archive

can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Bow down before the one you serve
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The Earth Will Shake.
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I love you too.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Be as if.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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change is an inside job
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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get thee behind me greyface
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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It's a trap!
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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adjust your tie.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Suffering is Optional...
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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You are now trapped.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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The only way to get money is from other people
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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I want your money back.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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one love
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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My father was a good woman.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Futility is futile.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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i browse eye brows.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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minimalism is about the big picture
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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No one is stopping you
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starvation is nature's way
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Maybe you're a product too
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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expressing anger is necessary
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Coffee is bean water.
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