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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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What are you really thinking about?
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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It's good to be the King.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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asshole
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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This is not a pipe.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Smile for the camera!
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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categorizing fear is calming
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Fools seldom differ
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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please change beliefs
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fun or doom
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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keep the lasagna flying
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Lol, reality.
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Make it so!
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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politics is used for personal gain
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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This town needs an enema.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Yes men get all the babes!
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Space is a practiced place.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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