Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Always be extremely moderate.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Where do your ideas come from?
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Cadres decide everything.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Believing is seeing.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Think in terms of thought.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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The truth never set anyone free
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Because it's there.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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check your assumptions
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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fat people think they are fat.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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Vegetables are murder.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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But I'm already repressed!
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Ye of many faiths
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Do you smell bacon?
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Your mother was lying
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Lol, reality.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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decency is a relative thing
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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god cares for you more.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Don't tread on me
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The hidden factor may be you.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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i need to avoid the void
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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