Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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SAUL MUSIC
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Why are you too good to die?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Chaos is what you make of it
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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I like this one. It's dense.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Give me liberty or, else.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Caution: dry paint.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Go directly to jail.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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exciting controversy
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Disorder is order.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Achacha
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Soil isn't a document
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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You Can Use Fire
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Nature loves to hide.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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There is no conspiracy.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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God bless the kufar
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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138 dys ony sos
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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