I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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