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deceive regularly
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Let us prey
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Achacha
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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It's ok that you don't know.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Why don't you mind?!
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This is inappropriate
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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If its to be, its up to me
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Taze a kitten!
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Not a Restroom
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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you are now manually dying
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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brobama
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Dick.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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war is a purification rite
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Try Dying.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Forget you even read this.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Examine the following:
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Great! Doesn't it
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iPods are made of people!
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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