Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i need to avoid the void
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
#3215 -320 = 2062 - 2382 - +
i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
#6189 -286 = 2687 - 2973 - +
you mean that shit was real??!!!
#6105 -327 = 3034 - 3361 - +
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
#5609 -272 = 1925 - 2197 - +
Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
#5597 -393 = 1908 - 2301 - +
science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
#6178 -368 = 2514 - 2882 - +
Have your furries spayed and neutered!
#1386 -277 = 1775 - 2052 - +
FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
#5804 -273 = 1960 - 2233 - +
To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
#2973 -352 = 2288 - 2640 - +
Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
#6003 -293 = 1978 - 2271 - +
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
#2800 -344 = 2547 - 2891 - +
you can live on through your descendants
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
#4387 -286 = 2133 - 2419 - +
Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
#1788 -272 = 2539 - 2811 - +
Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
#3530 -327 = 2095 - 2422 - +
 We are defined by what we hate.
#4063 -291 = 2021 - 2312 - +
if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
#4846 -315 = 1757 - 2072 - +
No one gets out alive.
#2145 -301 = 1614 - 1915 - +
It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
#3171 -303 = 2249 - 2552 - +
You saw this message yesterday.
#3349 -334 = 3031 - 3365 - +
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
#5555 -332 = 2157 - 2489 - +
Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
#3131 -267 = 2026 - 2293 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -255 = 1911 - 2166 - +
Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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I am the voice in your head.
#5591 -277 = 1886 - 2163 - +
Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
#1866 -323 = 1703 - 2026 - +
Why are you too good to die?
#3210 -259 = 2160 - 2419 - +
the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
#4323 -276 = 2554 - 2830 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 -265 = 2923 - 3188 - +
A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
#3874 -302 = 2519 - 2821 - +
BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
#5484 -285 = 1940 - 2225 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -254 = 3462 - 3716 - +
If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
#4642 -305 = 1853 - 2158 - +
stupid people shouldn't breed
#2570 -327 = 2739 - 3066 - +
There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
#5718 -262 = 2310 - 2572 - +
Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
#3939 -355 = 2438 - 2793 - +
Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
#5851 -360 = 2107 - 2467 - +
physical culture is second best
#2290 -286 = 1669 - 1955 - +
routine is a link with the past
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
#4744 -294 = 2766 - 3060 - +
Do not believe language.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
#6215 -265 = 2743 - 3008 - +
Some men are born posthumously.
#5935 -366 = 2208 - 2574 - +
it is by new information or not that we live or die
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
#2289 -358 = 1737 - 2095 - +
Listen to the noise.
#3631 -308 = 2667 - 2975 - +
With great power comes irresponsibility.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
#5659 -291 = 1855 - 2146 - +
operating under the illusion
#2239 -309 = 2365 - 2674 - +
NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
#816 -305 = 1655 - 1960 - +
Support Our Fruits.
#2580 -359 = 2144 - 2503 - +
This side up.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
#2292 -333 = 1856 - 2189 - +
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
#5564 -283 = 1724 - 2007 - +
Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
#1978 -278 = 2356 - 2634 - +
what did you lap up today?
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...and then there is this faggot...
#5090 -321 = 2021 - 2342 - +
You don't need pants for the victory dance.
#3499 -300 = 1788 - 2088 - +
Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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You've caught an even atom tan
#3392 -270 = 1874 - 2144 - +
I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
#5592 -300 = 1818 - 2118 - +
free water! Take one!
#4933 -282 = 2131 - 2413 - +
[insert witty meme here]
#3492 -333 = 2170 - 2503 - +
KNOW SHIT!
#6256 -261 = 3151 - 3412 - +
Wretched excess is it's own reward
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THEY WANT YOUR X
#3956 -291 = 2017 - 2308 - +
The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
#5426 -288 = 2712 - 3000 - +
Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
#4604 -268 = 1869 - 2137 - +
I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
#1529 -263 = 2151 - 2414 - +
The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
#2703 -280 = 2997 - 3277 - +
The truth never set anyone free
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
#5671 -344 = 1918 - 2262 - +
Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
#4055 -288 = 2290 - 2578 - +
If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
#1646 -265 = 2485 - 2750 - +
Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
#5257 -270 = 2552 - 2822 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -113 = 625 - 738 - +
Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
#3861 -288 = 1848 - 2136 - +
Don't just do something--stand there!
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Blasphemy is my religion
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