Semi Official Memebomb Archive

“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Failure takes practice
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Run. You're watching you.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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I like.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Yes i did .
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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we need some new cliches
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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i know that i don't know.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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starvation is nature's way
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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this conversation isnt over
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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what time is it on mars?
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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an elite is inevitable
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Kilmalosa323
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Free will is compulsory.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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noise can be hostile
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Control is not control
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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the city is upstairs
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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