Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you can live on through your descendants
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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I was young and I needed the money
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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i don't hate crime.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Confront the system.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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anarchonistic
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time passes through us.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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You should pay more attention.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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You saw this message yesterday.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Not all people are human.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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People are revolting
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Grab it and feel it
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Who are you? Why?
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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I am living in denial.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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zombies like you
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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For a good time call Eris
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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How's that working out for you?
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maybe partying will help
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Listen to the noise.
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This is the distraction.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Explain your sense of self
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Seriousness is death
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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You are not your ego
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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