Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Will what you do
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Don't knock opportunity
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Do not read this.
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Love my label like myself
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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ISABELLAH
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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levity sucks.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Stop being used.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Nothing real requires faith.
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You are literate
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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The Universe is just a short poem
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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don't postpone joy
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Pretend you're not pretending
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They are hunting dogs.
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i don't hate crime.
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Think in terms of thought.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Resistance is fertile
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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life = murder
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fun or doom
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Vanilla extract
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If you want it, do it.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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It's always today.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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routine is a link with the past
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Everybody knows.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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this is one sentence.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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angst is lame
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Don't believe this sentence.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Man's character is his fate.
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The Machine is Us.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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