Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are now breathing manually.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Do not live, do not die.
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inheritance must be abolished
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Welcome home
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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chance the yeti
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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#tigerblood
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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dare to be smart
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minimalism is about the details
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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I'm already against the next war.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Futility is futile.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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EAT BABIES
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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You're standing in it now.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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true freedom is frightful
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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golfers are the illuminati
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If you want it, do it.
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Be excellent to each other
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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NO YOU!
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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This is where i get off.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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