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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Nature loves to hide.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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kill someone today
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Please clean up after your god.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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It might be worth it.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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You are literate
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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god believes in you!
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Love's as good as soma!
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Why are you masturbating?
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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all roads lead to qumran
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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i know that i don't know.
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i need to avoid the void
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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care to expand?
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We see what you did there.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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the void does not exist
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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lmao wtf did u expect
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They know you're reading this.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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BROFIST
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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The dead define culture
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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True love is overrated
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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OUT OFN ORDER
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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true freedom is frightful
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Your smile or your life
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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