Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Make up your words.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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This is the distraction.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Fuck god
I love her
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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ISABELLAH
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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don't forget what you already know
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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I can see you
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this is one sentence.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Please look away immediately.
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You don't exist.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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lord of the memes...
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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randy savage died for your sins
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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You too can be No. one!
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Do what you want to say
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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life is short..
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Life is a hard life.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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