Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Why don't you mind?!
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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ban censorship!
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brainsprain
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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seizure salad
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keep the lasagna flying
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Make like nature: select all.
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Here's what I know,
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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The Sanity is IN.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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#tigerblood
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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How's that working out for you?
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Measure once, cut twice
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Green paper makes me happy!
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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pink is ok, too
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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NO YOU!
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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what did you lap up today?
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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play freebird!
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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They're catching up to you!
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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check your assumptions
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Life is a hard life.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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eris is my higher power
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They are hunting dogs.
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We are not stuff that abides
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WARNING: And how!
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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I'm done counting statistics.
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I am GOD here!
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mad, not angry.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Forget you even read this.
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I can see you
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Each and single one
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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