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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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"Please feel free."
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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hugo phurst
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Support your local ceiling.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Read out loud.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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I have found a truth.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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I am a verb and so can you!
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I'm trying... very trying.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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you must have one grand passion
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Be less prepared.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Famous people are delicious.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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chance the yeti
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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non serviam
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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i know that i don't know.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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I could only masquerade
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I am GOD here!
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Get 0%, win
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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