Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y

God supports but doesn't endorse believers.

confusing yourself is a way to stay honest

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)

We saw that, go back there and pick it up.

I've run out of things to say.

Subconscious included. Results may vary.

The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.

land of the fee

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

Worlds are hallucinogenics.

...and then there is this faggot...

You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.

there's nothing redeeming in toil

anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart

i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!

Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.

If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.

As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''

Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.

Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

You probably can't escape anyway.

if u believed me. u would be scared

We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.

After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.

Booby Booby Bum Bum

this is a secret society, quick spread the word.

know it's naught!

A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"

Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”

Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting

I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.

Belief is the Enemy.

people who say no just need to be convinced harder

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe

Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.

The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.

The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.

everything that's interesting is new

the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself

There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand

change is an inside job

You are now entering chapel perilous

I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.

You are the opposition!

This statement is a lie.

Republican patriot fakers

We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.

If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.