Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you can read this, you're in range.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Don't panic.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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There are five kinds of people:
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Everybody knows.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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suk up and pop
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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you're doing it.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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I love my tribe.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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If your not confused your wrong
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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GET OVER IT
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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to be is not to be
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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wacked lives shatter
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Levity Sucks!
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Fools seldom differ
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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I can see you
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MEMESTORM
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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This is a thought free zone.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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you are now entering!
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Space is a practiced place.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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