Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Dick.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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you are now leaving!
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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being broke is childish
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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My body is clay for me to mold
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BELIEVING KILLS
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Habeas Corpus
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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My god is bigger.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Ateoff shitler
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Never mind that.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Question lobotomy.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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How often do you feel human?
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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FOREVER ALONE
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Quit the shit
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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It can't rain all the time
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