Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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You're already in its belly.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Why not?
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Go directly to jail.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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I'm already against the next war.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Men always generalise
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Truth is plural and contingent
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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wait faster
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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I have found a truth.
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Popes needed
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Less is a possibilty
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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play freebird!
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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What poor gods we do make.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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You are now thinking manually.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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These could go together, or be separate.
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fuck it we ball
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Freedom is a party
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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you're it, no backsies
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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You are literate
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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anarchonistic
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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