Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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There is no Truth here.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Do not believe language.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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to whom it may concern,
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Don't tread on me
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Imprint your reality here.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Please go away.
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Personally, I blame society
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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You're already in its belly.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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you sure its safe?
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Got your knows!
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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words tend to be inadequate
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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No costume is no costume
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You did it.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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My moral standing is lying down.
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