Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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stay human
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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It happened to you too
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Vanilla extract
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Now is all you have.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Rebel against this command.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Don't think
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Are you interesting?
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Get 0%, win
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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I want this statement to be false.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Kilmalosa323
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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ask yourself this
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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averageness is a point of view
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Operatives are standing by.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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To be happy is a new notion
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Pwn free and clear.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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