Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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theft is the liberty of property
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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It's now
 
 
and then
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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19februholidamned
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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There is no mainstream.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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check your assumptions
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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This sentence is a lie.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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this conversation isnt over
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Killing is murder
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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keep the lasagna flying
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This sentence is false.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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don't go with the flow
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Everybody knows.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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eeeee, be mite
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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