Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Do Not Remove
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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You can't be too serious.
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fututio, non verba.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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My moral standing is lying down.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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God made me an atheist.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Can you hear me now?
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Control is not control
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alzheimer macht frei
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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That makes sense
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Art is dangerous
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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ISABELLAH
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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We Universe Itself
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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IMOK
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Security through Obesity
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Are you interesting?
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Who is the shepherd?
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Please go away.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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dare to be smart
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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fear your friends
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Don't forget to die
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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ICDUC2?
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It's ok that you don't know.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Common sense is neither.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Hellen back
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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go down and drown'd
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Don't worry, be metal
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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today is under construction
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