Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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