Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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hail deep thought
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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You are hearing voices
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Please cue at this point -->
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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We saw her duck.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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exciting controversy
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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PROLIFUCK
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Operatives are standing by.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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What just happened?
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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No direction is the right direction
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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practice random acts
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Tick tick tick
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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I could only masquerade
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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You are the voice in your head.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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PANTFARTICA
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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