Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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This is Not an Exist.
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Conventions are lazy.
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â–²
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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routine is a link with the past
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What poor gods we do make.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Reading is not understanding.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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He who laughs, lasts.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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We have this area under surveillance
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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MEMESTORM
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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A king's castle is his home.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Appreciate Chaos
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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there is chaos in order
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Control is not control
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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You are Powerful!
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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#tigerblood
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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You made me do it
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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brobama
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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I don't have time for the truth.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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The beginning of the end is T
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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