Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Earth don't give a fuck.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Think while it's still illegal
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Cums
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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You are literate
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Never trust what you read.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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get thee behind me greyface
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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You did it.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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you must have one grand passion
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Rebel against this command.
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There is no help.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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categorizing fear is calming
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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DO NOT WANT.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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ICDUC2?
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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don't go with the flow
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Jesus loves war!
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They're catching up to you!
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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stasis is a dream state
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true freedom is frightful
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Why don't you mind?!
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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FOREVER ALONE
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This is inappropriate
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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self-awareness can be crippling
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Examine the following:
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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