A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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