Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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This sentence has never been written.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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hate love - love hate
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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some hacks hoax
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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I am GOD here!
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Which way to America?
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Free
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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You are only happy by accident.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Fight Me
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the important thing is to cum...
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Lead Ashtray
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its not. but maybe
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Wit happens.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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This is not here
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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[citation needed]
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Knowing is hard.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Appreciate Chaos
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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