Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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hail deep thought
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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inheritance must be abolished
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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I want this statement to be false.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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JUST THINKING
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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travelight
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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This side up.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Question lobotomy.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Are you living in the real world?
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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ban censorship!
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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You know better
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Home is where the disease is
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Who is the shepherd?
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Everything is Pornographic.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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wait!
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Levity Sucks!
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Private parking in Area only !
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humor is a release
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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God made me an atheist.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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