Semi Official Memebomb Archive

That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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care to expand?
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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I believe I disbelieve.
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snub backwards is buns
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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No hidden window here.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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They're catching up to you!
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Please use your natural reaction.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Poetry is in the street.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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WAKE UP.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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I'll be back.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Write this somewhere else.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Think about what you are thinking
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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You're on your own now
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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In case of fire, burn.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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get into the way!
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Quit the shit
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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That's what she said.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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