Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Who's life are you living?
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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planning for the future is escapism
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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fuck bitches, get money.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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You always love the ones you hurt
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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Initiation is never over.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Power to the Imagination.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Imprint your reality here.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Objectivity is subjective
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Lol, reality.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Imagine the unimaginable
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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How come you so Dumb?
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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WARNING: And how!
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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