Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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It is happening again.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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wipe off that lipstick.
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take nothing for granted
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Please use other door.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Oh, no, not again.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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war is a purification rite
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Darwin Hates You.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Free Baser Evil!
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God is dead, long live God
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Pawn Takes king.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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I'm on thought rations
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land of the fee
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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By the power of viagra
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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ban censorship!
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Why not?
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Laws make criminals.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Dare to be stupid.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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all that litters is old
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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You were alone before they left you
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Abandon all art NOW
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Infect Yourself.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Yes you are.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Operatives are standing by.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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randy savage died for your sins
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