They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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