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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Be as if.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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there is chaos in order
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You are Powerful!
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Life is a hard life.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Bow down before the one you serve
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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do you think we are forever?
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This is Not an Exist.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Lol, reality.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Have that mole checked out
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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We're behaving like insects
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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can this really be happening to me
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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'slanguage
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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People are Human.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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You grok?
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You know it all, don't you?
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Yes men get all the babes!
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