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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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averageness is a point of view
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This sticker written on the internet.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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farts in jars though.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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We saw her duck.
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How necessary are you?
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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fly's undone.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Who's life are you living?
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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The Earth Will Shake.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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That makes sense
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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They are hunting dogs.
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Down is the new up!
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Why don't you mind?!
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Critique Thyself
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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The revolution will be the same
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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low expectations are good protection
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Great! Doesn't it
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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All myths are modern
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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get an afterlife
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Please go back 3 squares
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Got your knows!
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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How's that working out for you?
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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