Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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fallin' allin
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Oops bi did it again
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Why don't you mind?!
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Happiness is not efficient
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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Do you think that went well?
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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such is the war.
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You Can Use Fire
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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holding back protects your vital energies
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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escape from libtardia.
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This is where I get off...
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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power lies everywhere
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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ban censorship!
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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I don't exist.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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しょがない。
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Avert thy gaze!
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Just do it.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Terrorism.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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The only enemy is good
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[insert witty meme here]
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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I'm in this for the money.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Zombie or not to be?
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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obamasyomama
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