Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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this post scares me
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psychicdelic
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You're a great actor!
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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HAIL TETRIS!
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Plan early, plan twice
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Critique Thyself
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Lego my Ego
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Habeas Corpus
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Authorised graffiti area
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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All myths are modern
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Chaste makes waste.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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scratch'n'sniff
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Think in terms of thought.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Free will is compulsory.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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physical culture is second best
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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World's Best Dad
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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ban censorship!
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Today is the day.
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fun or doom
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Do not read this.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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anarchonistic
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Refuse to be remastered
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