Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Grab it and feel it
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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rattlesnakes are epic
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Bow down before the one you serve
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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this conversation isnt over
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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This message is not for you.
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Take the RED pill.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Defective for our future.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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I love you too.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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abort that defeatist
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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19februholidamned
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You now get to create a new rule.
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solitude is enriching
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Got your knows!
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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They Live. We sleep
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Beware of false profits
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Explain your sense of self
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Kilmalosa323
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Life is a hard life.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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getting even is odd.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Elite Populist
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