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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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You are the voice in your head.
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I am high, bye
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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I am my own god now
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Newfags can't triforce
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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It's always today.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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MURDERBIRD
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Panic carefully
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Robots bleed red
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Please don't care about this sign.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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down with lies?
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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This side up.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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You can't buy fun like this
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Ban Censorship!
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Jesus was a profit.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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wait faster
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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#tigerblood
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Have you been alive lately?
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Objectivity is subjective
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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The future is history.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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fuck bitches, get money.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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