Semi Official Memebomb Archive

delusions comfy enough?
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Vegetables are murder.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Think about what you are thinking
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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ban censorship!
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Average is such a mean word
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Rebel against this command.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Measure once, cut twice
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Common sense is neither.
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seize the means of imagination
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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hate speech?
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hate love - love hate
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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You can't buy fun like this
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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The hidden factor may be you.
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all information is misinformation
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Grayface is a Pope too
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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planning for the future is escapism
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Are you living in the real world?
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Subversive is the new black.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Lead Ashtray
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Is this really worth it?
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Don't forget to die
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Will what you do
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Some farts go poop.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The only enemy is good
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