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You're already in its belly.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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My god is bigger.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
#3499 -337 = 2626 - 2963 - +
the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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such is the war.
#6196 -462 = 4109 - 4571 - +
the voice of god is just a construct
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This sentence is a lie.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
#5851 -352 = 3007 - 3359 - +
People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
#6174 -353 = 4405 - 4758 - +
SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
#3957 -340 = 3265 - 3605 - +
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
#3761 -401 = 4166 - 4567 - +
We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
#6466 -302 = 2561 - 2863 - +
teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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NANODICK
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Eschew Obfuscation.
#1159 -277 = 3478 - 3755 - +
Small minds think alike, too.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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-hyphencypher-
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -1930 = 6304 - 8234 - +
DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Lucifer goes to church.
#2008 -273 = 3561 - 3834 - +
Do you find this question offensive?
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
#3815 -326 = 3487 - 3813 - +
você esperava por uma frase em português?
#5604 -309 = 2760 - 3069 - +
There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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The Beginning is Near.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
#5582 -289 = 3099 - 3388 - +
There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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I want this statement to be false.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Please press any door to continue
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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No pain, no pain.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Repetition is a form of change.
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All men are created unequal.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Normal
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What is it with you and money?
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Initiation is never over.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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