Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Are you a character or a being?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Believing is seeing.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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This message isn't for you
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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dare to be smart
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labels are not all inclusive
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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We see what you did there.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Caution: dry paint.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Go places.
Do things
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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everything counts in large amounts
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Jesus made a good profit
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You are a product.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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MURDERBIRD
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Jesus was a profit.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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ISABELLAH
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The only enemy is good
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Get 0%, win
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Jesus loves war!
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brobama
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Collapse the state of mind
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Art is dangerous
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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decency is a relative thing
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