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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Resistance is fertile
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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And I thought I was original!
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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How am I not who I Am?
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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i am not a label (5 words)
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Please look away immediately.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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What if you're the one?
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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travelight
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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suk up and pop
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God is an excuse.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Mission accomplished.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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This is the age of isis
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The Game
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Head Your mind!
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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love your enemy
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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19februholidamned
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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I hear music!
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this is certainly sort of strange
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