Semi Official Memebomb Archive

life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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sin is a means of social control
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Lego my Ego
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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someone should do something about that
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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You are one of the masks
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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The early worm gets the bird.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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what's stopping you?
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today is under construction
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Lol, reality.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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don't go with the flow
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Finishing is for quitters.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Context does.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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If not now, then when?
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Now is all you have.
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Kilmalosa323
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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fathers often use too much force
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Some farts go poof.
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hope is self-replicating
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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I saw what you did just now
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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recluses always get weak
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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What are you doing?!
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Write this somewhere else.
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much was decided before you were born
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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