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being broke is childish
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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go down and drown'd
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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never fear goddess is here
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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If you can this.... you can read
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Normal
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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dare to be smart
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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We'll make you happy
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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change your mind
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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All men are created unequal.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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DO NOT WANT.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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In case of fire, burn.
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not valid without receipt
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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hugo phurst
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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This isn't all true.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Security Through Obscurity
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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I'm not dead yet!
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Such Oddacity.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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