The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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