Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Feel great with purpose
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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There's no such thing as a free world
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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They think you're weird.
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Clara mascara
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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IMOK
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someone should do something about that
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Ban Censorship!
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private property created crime
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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That's just what I believe
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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physical culture is second best
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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help me i've turned into paper
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here...catch!
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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farts in jars though.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Tune out the signal.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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moderation kills the spirit
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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You'll never get this time back.
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Do you want a cookie?
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BROFIST
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Language is speaking you.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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If you can this.... you can read
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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check your assumptions
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