Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Think while it's still illegal
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The following statement is not true:
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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My pockets went to Distopia
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Question reality.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Love my label like myself
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Don't panic.
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just believing something can make it happen
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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I am high, bye
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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abort that defeatist
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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[Citation Needed]
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everything that's interesting is new
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Congregation, please be seated
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Gamergate was here
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Kill your imagination.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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This is 'not cricket'.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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today is under construction
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never share your dreams with a pro
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#6546
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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They Live. We sleep
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World's Best Dad
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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This is a pipe.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Shit Floats.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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SAUL MUSIC
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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