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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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I don't believe you.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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MINDCRAFT
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Think about what you are thinking
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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EAT BABIES
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This is a thought free zone.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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I am living in denial.
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Only Americans are real humans
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Truth is plural and contingent
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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god believes in you!
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Give me liberty or, else.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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you LIVE in that head?
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morals are for little people
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'slanguage
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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this is a interdistraction
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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