Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Moderation is for monks.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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don't even talk about censorship!
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You grok?
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starvation is nature's way
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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blumpkinfluffer
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Man's character is his fate.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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never fear goddess is here
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Poetry is in the street.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Subversive is the new black.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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this is only a test
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the whether is changing
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Save the banks lol
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Read out loud.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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i'm just as god remade me
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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the medium is the mode
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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I'm not dead.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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