Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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World's Best Dad
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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somebody stop me. please.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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my head hurts worse than yours
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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the revolution will not realised
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what a drag it is getting sold
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Try to outlive these words.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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fnord
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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All men are created unequal.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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People are revolting
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"Time's up... or left?"
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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No one has died for your sins
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Neither God nor master!
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ignorance is hell.
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We have this area under surveillance
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Please use your natural reaction.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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adjust your tie.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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The new money is info.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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