Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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What Would Paris Do?
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Free Baser Evil!
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i is imaginary.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Will what you do
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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what time is it on mars?
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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i think therefore i think i am
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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This is a Meme.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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That was a bad idea.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Congregation, please be seated
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Social norms are for the weak.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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I don't believe you.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Never trust what you read.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Stamp out bad eggs
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Confront the system.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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fat people think they are fat.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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DIY
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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