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everything counts in large amounts
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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If its to be its up to me
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Browsers for Genocide
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humor is a release
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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I am living in denial.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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[Citation Needed]
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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practice random acts
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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hate humanity. love people
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We are not stuff that abides
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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19februholidamned
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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They think you're weird.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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land of the fee
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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go down and drown'd
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How are you reading this?
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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is this a stupid question?
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Politics is war by other means
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Have you been alive lately?
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Kilmalosa323
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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IGNore fnords
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i'm just as god remade me
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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The Universe is just a short poem
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Your memebomb
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Roots are for vegetables
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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No forbidding allowed.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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this is a interdistraction
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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This is a Meme.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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