Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is nothing special about the mind.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Security without freedom is prison.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Failure takes practice
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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I'm better than you.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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This sentence is false.
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pretend you have free will
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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feel better now
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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[Citation Needed]
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hail deep thought
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this is a interdistraction
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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life = murder
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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The revolution will be the same
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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The Sanity is IN.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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If its to be its up to me
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Panic carefully
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Authorised graffiti area
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Who's life are you living?
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I'm done counting statistics.
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this conversation isnt over
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jesus, that's a good one!
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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beat violence!
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Objectivity is subjective
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Why are you masturbating?
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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BeLIEve
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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this is one sentence.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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