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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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This is a mindjacking!
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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To have nothing is impossible.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Don't worry, be metal
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Dare to be stupid.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Who are you? Why?
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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are you wearing that?
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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only the robots are on time anymore
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Grab it and feel it
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Think about what you are thinking
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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there's nothing except what you sense
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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you are now entering!
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The free market never cured malaria.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Law = X/0
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Cadres decide everything.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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