Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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I've run out of things to say.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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this is only a test
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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problem solver or problem maker
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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If you do it, want it.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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That's what she said.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Ateoff shitler
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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If your not confused your wrong
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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This message is not for you.
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There is no conspiracy.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Please use other door.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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If not now, then when?
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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MEMESTORM
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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obamasyomama
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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to whom it may concern,
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Freedom is a party
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Pretend to be real.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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we need some new cliches
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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