Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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