Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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i never always win.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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I've run out of things to say.
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i browse eye brows.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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land of the fee
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The Machine is Us.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Scene and Herd.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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That's just what I believe
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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what is future
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Make weirdness normal.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Cums
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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know it's naught!
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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This isn't all true.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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everything that's interesting is new
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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In the long run we are all dead.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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change is an inside job
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Context does.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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You are the opposition!
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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This statement is a lie.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Republican patriot fakers
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Newfags can't triforce
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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some hacks hoax
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