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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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KNOW NOW
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Don't forget to die
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Please look away immediately.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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don't postpone joy
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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You might regret it.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Make like nature: select all.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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This side up.
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Average is such a mean word
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Take the RED pill.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Have you seen my stapler?
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What are you really thinking about?
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Your ego is biohazard
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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What just happened?
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Authorised graffiti area
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Only bad music has any meaning
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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At the end you see it clear
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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You know better
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Fools seldom differ
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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You saw this message yesterday.
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