Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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The beginning of the end is T
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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what would you break without rules?
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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the whether is changing
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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i know that i don't know.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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DUCK !!
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Who are you? Why?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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You are not your self-image.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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love your enemy
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Please go away.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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to whom it may concern,
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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The Government is watching God
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you read my fucking mind
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Zombie or not to be?
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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pink is ok, too
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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water is just boneless ice
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Ban Censorship!
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xenophobes also fear you.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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the important thing is to cum...
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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recluses always get weak
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Fight Me
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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