Semi Official Memebomb Archive

in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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fun or doom
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Duck
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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There's no such thing as a free world
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ISABELLAH
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We are watching you
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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They're catching up to you!
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poonerism
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Think outside the book.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Suspend belief.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Make up your words.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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Fools seldom differ
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Life is not only for you.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Do not believe language.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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This is not a meme.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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The chao goes mu.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Infect Yourself.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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And thus, sense was made.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Antisemitism is a gas
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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fnord
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So, read any good books lately?
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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land of the fee
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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