Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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I am GOD here!
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Beware of false profits
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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In-con-CEIvable!
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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listen when your body talks
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We are not stuff that abides
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even she goes poo... even she
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to whom it may concern,
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Vegetables are murder.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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I'll be back.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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This message isn't for you
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[citation needed]
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
#2967 -423 = 3393 - 3816 - +
Jesus wasn't a christian
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Chaste makes waste.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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DNA controls you!
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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using force to stop force is absurd
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You're No. One
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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there's nothing except what you sense
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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-hyphencypher-
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Suicide is against the law!
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i am not a label (5 words)
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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labels are not all inclusive
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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