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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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This is a thought free zone.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Zombie or not to be?
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Keep quiet about this.
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you must have one grand passion
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Love my label like myself
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You can't be late until you show up.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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fnord
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Two-faced book
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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can this really be happening to me
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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If not now, then when?
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Your cats are my target audience
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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the ripple is not the water.
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psychicdelic
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zombies like you
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raise boys and girls the same way
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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the void does not exist
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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EAT BABIES
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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In the end. there's a period.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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IMOK
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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