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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Marx invented capitalism.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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At the end you see it clear
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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apologies
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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You should pay more attention.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Oops bi did it again
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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#6546
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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hungry? eat me.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Impeach the constitution
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Security Through Obscurity
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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nothing is something
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Shit Floats.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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This sign is not self-referential.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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The police are your friends.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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It's now
 
 
and then
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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you are now breathing automatically
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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