Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Question reality.
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some hacks hoax
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Be young - shut up!
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Your mother was lying
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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To be free today means to participate.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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IMOK
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Please go away.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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MAKE IT STOP
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-hyphencypher-
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Abel had no descendants.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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mttv
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Lead Ashtray
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Keep up and be ahead
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remember to react
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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yeah, i know.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Listen to the noise.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Someone knows better than you
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Open horse fucking
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Holy shit look over there --->
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Art is dangerous
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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the past is dead country
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Do Not Remove
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