Semi Official Memebomb Archive

(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Dick.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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you must disagree with authority figures
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angst is lame
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Smile for the camera!
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Impeach the constitution
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Kill your Idle
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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You now have Asian Flu.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Forget you even read this.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Keep quiet about this.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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minimalism is about the details
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operating under the illusion
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Save us from salvation
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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you can do more than you think.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Click here to win.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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humanism is obsolete
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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IGNore fnords
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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you sure its safe?
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Initiation is never over.
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How did you get here?
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Don't quote this
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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