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Superstition is bad luck.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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drama often obscures the real issues
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Listen to the noise.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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laws make legislatures
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Welcome home
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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the whether is changing
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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"I can't breed!"
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Theft is liberty
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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This is an advertisement
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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You are the voice in your head.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Great! Doesn't it
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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WARNING: And how!
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That makes sense
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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antifart
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Simulate yourself
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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description is more important than metaphor
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Noone knows our destination.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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We're behaving like insects
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Coffee is bean water.
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Wit happens.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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There is no conspiracy.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Please go back 3 squares
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