Semi Official Memebomb Archive

nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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all information is misinformation
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I want your money back.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Today is the day.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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noise can be hostile
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Prophets profit.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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It's ok that you don't know.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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We are not stuff that abides
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Only bad music has any meaning
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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this is one sentence.
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Government Complaints Box
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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This is a thought free zone.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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getting even is odd.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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free water! Take one!
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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You are hearing voices
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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annoy the boring
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Less is a possibilty
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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inheritance must be abolished
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Forget you even read this.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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You are now thinking manually.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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This statement is a lie.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Mission accomplished.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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