Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Approbio si latine loqueris
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This is where I get off...
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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FOREVER ALONE
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Security Through Obscurity
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Reading is not understanding.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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god believes in you!
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education is everywhere
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I'm trying... very trying.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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All generalisations are false
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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low expectations are good protection
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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You're standing in it now.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Was it worth it?
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I think the terrorists just won.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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BUREAUCRAZY
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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Normal
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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The toof will set you fwee.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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You made me do it
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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minimalism is about the details
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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You are a product.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Guns Protect Killers.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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