Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do it. If you don't, who will?
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Subversive is the new black.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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PANTS?
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prosecutors will be violated.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Kill Your Idols.
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low expectations are good protection
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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you're doing it.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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I'm on thought rations
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Did I just say that out loud?
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all information is misinformation
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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You are not an individual.
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And I thought I was original!
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i dont really know anything.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Beware of falling hammers
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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How do you get all those coins?
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Abstinence is perverted
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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stay human
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Vanilla extract
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Can you hear me now?
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Politics is war by other means
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Run. You're watching you.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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138 dys ony sos
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Property is theft.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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