I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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