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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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I could only masquerade
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Elite Populist
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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what was i just thinking about?
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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listen to the silence
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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HAIL TETRIS!
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the revolution will not realised
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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What is the first question?
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Please go away.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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there's nothing except what you sense
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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You're a great actor!
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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This is where i get off.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Neither God nor master!
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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