Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Zombie or not to be?
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Do you think that went well?
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That's a fish and you know it!
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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seizure salad
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Feel great with purpose
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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you can even marry harry
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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know it's naught!
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Listen to the noise.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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What are you really thinking about?
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much was decided before you were born
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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being broke is childish
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Kill your imagination.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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can-I-help-you's
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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sex differences are here to stay
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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routine is a link with the past
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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brainsprain
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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you are now entering!
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Schplie!!!! at random
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Prophets profit.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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