MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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