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Kook cain
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hugo phurst
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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God is dead, long live God
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Pretend this is Reality
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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To have nothing is impossible.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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I'm not dead.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Kilmalosa323
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Legalize poverty
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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This is the age of isis
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EAT BABIES
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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To be happy is a new notion
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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I'm on thought rations
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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jesus hippie
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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In case of fire, burn.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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maybe partying will help
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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This bear's repeating.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Please use other door.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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How am I not who I Am?
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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No one is stopping you
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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never fear goddess is here
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You might regret it.
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People are Human.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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I'm in this for the money.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Disorder is order.
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somebody stop me. please.
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