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brainsprain
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Roots are for vegetables
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Call in Sick
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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mad, not angry.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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scratch'n'sniff
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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you are now entering!
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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non serviam
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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are you wearing that?
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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its not. but maybe
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For a good time call Eris
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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NANODICK
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Prop Up The System!
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often you should act like you are sexless
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Robots bleed red
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Every one can read your mind.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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decency is a relative thing
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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If not now, then when?
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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fathers often use too much force
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IMOK
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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No, you're not a rebel.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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This is not a meme.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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