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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Who are you? Why?
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You can't be too serious.
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Cums
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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you sure its safe?
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you are now leaving!
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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I am the voice in your head.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Jesus was a profit.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Security without freedom is prison.
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Slippery when slick
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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You were alone before they left you
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Give me liberty or, else.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Don't knock opportunity
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Everything happens for no reason
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The trick is whatever happens next
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Free will is compulsory.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Perception is not reality
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Forget you even read this.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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There is no help.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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fututio, non verba.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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