Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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i wish i had tried.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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giant skeleton factory
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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you are now entering!
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Support your local ceiling.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Home is where the disease is
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never share your dreams with a pro
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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ALWAYS IS
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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I think the terrorists just won.
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It is happening again.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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I am living in denial.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Kilmalosa323
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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you LIVE in that head?
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The Beginning is Near.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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My pockets went to Distopia
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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Imprint your reality here.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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the important thing is to cum...
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practice random acts
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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What is the first question?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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expressing anger is necessary
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Revelations will not be televised.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Free will is compulsory.
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apologies
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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i can't do that yet.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Confusion is paradise
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Habeas Corpus
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love your enemy
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Cums
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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I'm in this for the money.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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This is where I get off...
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