Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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What are you doing?!
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Do not read this.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Explain your sense of self
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Just do it.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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You always love the ones you hurt
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Youthanize yourself
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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The only enemy is good
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Cadres decide everything.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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stay human
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Kill Your Idols.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Ban Censorship!
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This statement is a lie.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Can I askew a question?
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Conventions are lazy.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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technology will make or break us
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Shit Floats.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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you LIVE in that head?
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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hungry? eat me.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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there is an error in this sentence.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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We saw her duck.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Avert thy gaze!
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Why are you so sure?
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