I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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