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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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i redundant already.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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power lies everywhere
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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to volunteer is reactionary
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Only the insane prosper
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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You are now breathing manually.
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I would die for my own life.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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keep your eyes open
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I'm not dead yet!
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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You are what you hate.
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everything counts in large amounts
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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When was the first time you felt great?
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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water is just boneless ice
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Strike any user to continue.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Hallucination is no private matter
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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