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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Read less, live more.
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care to expand?
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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what i think i am
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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This sentence is a lie.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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You're a great actor!
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Orwell was an optimist
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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You should pay more attention.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Reading is not understanding.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Normality is a luxury
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Care for a penis snifter?
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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timidity is laughable
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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snub backwards is buns
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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