Semi Official Memebomb Archive

your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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down with lies?
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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angst is lame
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Common sense is neither.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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god cares for you more.
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You Can Use Fire
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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christafarian
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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the important thing is to cum...
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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fun is my function
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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keep your eyes open
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Futility is futile.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Success: Just say NO.
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Yes i did .
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Congregation, please be seated
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Roots are for vegetables
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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I bet you stepped in it.
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By the power of viagra
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Robots can Time, are you?
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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If its to be, its up to me
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can-I-help-you's
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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MURDERBIRD
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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