If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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