All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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