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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Do you find this question offensive?
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Success: Just say NO.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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read banned books
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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this post scares me
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Popes needed
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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this conversation is over
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Percepi et esse.
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war is a purification rite
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bleed for the international power
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Please do not lick the paintings
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Never give an inch!
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Knowing is hard.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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choose life
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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slack lives matter
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Don't be naive.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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supplementing my permanent record
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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There is nothing hidden here.
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randy savage died for your sins
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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my head hurts worse than yours
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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minimalism is about the big picture
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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The following statement is not true:
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Futility is futile.
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you're doing it.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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