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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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KNOW NOW
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Clara mascara
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Keep quiet about this.
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angst is lame
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Forget you even read this.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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the important thing is to cum...
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This is my steakhouse.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Is there anybody in between there?
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supplementing my permanent record
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Some farts go poop.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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ICDUC2?
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Without fuck ¡
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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know it's naught!
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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It might be worth it.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Kill your Idle
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Pwn free and clear.
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Keep up and be ahead
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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What are you really thinking about?
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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routine is a link with the past
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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golfers are the illuminati
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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