Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Levity Sucks!
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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The Beginning is Near.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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fallin' allin
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Browsers for Genocide
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Yes you are.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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BeLIEve
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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The hidden factor may be you.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Why don't you mind?!
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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ignorance is hell.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Cums
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Soil isn't a document
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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How did you get here?
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Government Complaints Box
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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It's later than you think.
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I don't believe you.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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deceive regularly
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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all information is misinformation
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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wait,
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I'm better than you.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Can I askew a question?
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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the city is upstairs
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I don't have time for the truth.
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