Semi Official Memebomb Archive

all roads lead to qumran
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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By the power of viagra
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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getting even is odd.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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They're catching up to you!
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Don't think
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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You know what I always say...
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Critique Thyself
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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i think therefore i think i am
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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しょがない。
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Protection when you least expect it
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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You are one of the masks
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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happy happens
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Violators will be fisted.
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Reinvent retardation.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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Life is price less.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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BROFIST
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Knowing is hard.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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