Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Wit happens.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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I'm not dead yet!
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Marx invented capitalism.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Not all people are human.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Question reality.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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I'm on thought rations
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Pain = stupidity
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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categorizing fear is calming
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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fear of a blank page.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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I can see you
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all roads lead to qumran
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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humanism is obsolete
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Congregation, please be seated
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Your dick sucks!
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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me me na me meme name
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Aristotle was a dick.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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You are not your ego
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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what would you break without rules?
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Why are you so sure?
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