Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Who are you? Why?
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That's just what I believe
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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You woke up for this?
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Collect to reject
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YOU will live forever!
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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I'm on thought rations
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You are now trapped.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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out of nothing comes something
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Never give an inch!
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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Your smile or your life
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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And I thought I was original!
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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No costume is no costume
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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This sentence is a lie.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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MAKE IT STOP
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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A naked mind is sexy.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Question...everything?
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Check Mate!
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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i need to avoid the void
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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I don't exist.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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I love you.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Your mother was lying
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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