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don't go with the flow
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Read out loud.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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education is everywhere
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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What poor gods we do make.
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no absolutes!
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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You don't need this ----->
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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You should pay more attention.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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its not. but maybe
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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I am my own god now
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Coitus ergo sum.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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love to see it happen
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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STOP TALKING.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Make up your words.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Get 0%, win
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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