Semi Official Memebomb Archive

SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Free? Prove it!
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Can I ask you a second question?
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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TRAVELITE
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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minimalism is about the details
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Think inside the box
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Context does.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Somebody hates you
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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i'm just as god remade me
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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God made me an atheist.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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I am my own god now
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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don't forget what you already know
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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You'll never get this time back.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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