Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Rejoin the human race.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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It's good to be the King.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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play freebird!
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Vegetables are murder.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Some farts go poop.
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Elite Populist
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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out of nothing comes something
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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christafarian
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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obamasyomama
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Futility is futile.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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God bless the kufar
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planning for the future is escapism
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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war is a purification rite
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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non serviam
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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No, you're not a rebel.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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I see what you did there.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Language is speaking you.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Make like nature: select all.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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