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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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How necessary are you?
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Cums
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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In case of fire, burn.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Violence never settles anything.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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You always love the ones you hurt
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you must disagree with authority figures
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Laugh
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Strike any user to continue.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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We're behaving like insects
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Try to remember
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lord of the memes...
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Objectivity is subjective
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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I shit you not.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Do you smell bacon?
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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The dead define culture
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Adapt or die!
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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This is a mindjacking!
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Refuse to be remastered
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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"Hauch"
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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All generalisations are false
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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do you think we are forever?
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What just happened?
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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I puked here
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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