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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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decency is a relative thing
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Zombie or not to be?
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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If your not confused your wrong
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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Dick.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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suk up and pop
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Not all people are human.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Now is all you have.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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There is far less to everything than you think
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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stasis is a dream state
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PANTS?
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Free? Prove it!
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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just say know
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-hyphencypher-
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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My mess is a life
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This is not simply entertainment.
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