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Everything I know has been to space!
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Check Mate!
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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This is a thought free zone.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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hate speech?
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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What could possibly go wrong?
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Poetry is in the street.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Property is theft.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Initiation is never over.
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re-evolution!
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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can this really be happening to me
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Kwote Zero
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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The early worm gets the bird.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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