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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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I have found a truth.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
#4881 -316 = 3351 - 3667 - +
I am a verb and so can you!
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
#3156 -294 = 3274 - 3568 - +
There's someone in my head, but it's not me
#2869 -315 = 3705 - 4020 - +
You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
#4195 -413 = 3521 - 3934 - +
do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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the revolution will not realised
#2773 -345 = 3276 - 3621 - +
You are hearing voices
#3260 -325 = 2900 - 3225 - +
Are you sophisticated? Good.
#754 -388 = 3093 - 3481 - +
Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
#1637 -288 = 2868 - 3156 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -264 = 3366 - 3630 - +
This is not a pipe.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
#5625 -296 = 2861 - 3157 - +
This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
#1772 -328 = 2938 - 3266 - +
God is dead, long live God
#5873 -372 = 2992 - 3364 - +
THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
#6129 -301 = 3764 - 4065 - +
There IS something hiding in your closet.
#2860 -342 = 2746 - 3088 - +
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Victimize Circumstance!
#3037 -290 = 2816 - 3106 - +
Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
#3011 -350 = 2633 - 2983 - +
Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
#4989 -383 = 2526 - 2909 - +
We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
#3113 -327 = 2563 - 2890 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
#2360 -362 = 3741 - 4103 - +
"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
#3611 -353 = 3339 - 3692 - +
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
#4865 -336 = 3172 - 3508 - +
I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
#5536 -331 = 2817 - 3148 - +
Consider just thinking about it.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -319 = 3675 - 3994 - +
Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
#2237 -320 = 2500 - 2820 - +
It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
#3884 -318 = 3596 - 3914 - +
THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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the past is dead country
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
#3242 -295 = 3068 - 3363 - +
Who's life are you living?
#3208 -296 = 2892 - 3188 - +
An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
#4139 -311 = 3514 - 3825 - +
All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
#4089 -484 = 3138 - 3622 - +
I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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some hacks hoax
#6239 -316 = 4162 - 4478 - +
Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
#2126 -363 = 3115 - 3478 - +
problem solver or problem maker
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the ripple is not the water.
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Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -239 = 2943 - 3182 - +
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
#902 -371 = 3403 - 3774 - +
Blessed are they with a good left hook.
#5588 -322 = 2734 - 3056 - +
California dreaming blame Hofmann
#5438 -318 = 3452 - 3770 - +
You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
#3262 -361 = 2782 - 3143 - +
There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
#2859 -312 = 3950 - 4262 - +
Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
#5828 -324 = 3085 - 3409 - +
If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
#4583 -447 = 3374 - 3821 - +
PANTS?
#4363 -300 = 2893 - 3193 - +
Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
#930 -259 = 3612 - 3871 - +
Read less, live more.
#2377 -330 = 2554 - 2884 - +
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
#6217 -380 = 3627 - 4007 - +
2012 GARAGE SALE
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
#4854 -283 = 3155 - 3438 - +
I just love the way you hate
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Know: Purchase necessary.
#1929 -521 = 2464 - 2985 - +
They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
#3657 -299 = 2886 - 3185 - +
"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
#5970 -391 = 2993 - 3384 - +
Find your passion for apathy
#4996 -539 = 2697 - 3236 - +
Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
#1984 -317 = 3233 - 3550 - +
você esperava por uma frase em português?
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
#5767 -326 = 3414 - 3740 - +
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
#4223 -271 = 3582 - 3853 - +
Anal sex fucks your shit up.
#6089 -396 = 3125 - 3521 - +
(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
#4455 -330 = 2916 - 3246 - +
My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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In here we're all anemic.
#1760 -329 = 3025 - 3354 - +
Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
#5210 -408 = 2597 - 3005 - +
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
#1647 -361 = 3116 - 3477 - +
Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
#820 -373 = 3427 - 3800 - +
Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
#2107 -280 = 2856 - 3136 - +
Legalize poverty
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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