Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Blasphemy is my religion
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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slack lives matter
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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fututio, non verba.
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minimalism is about the details
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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I will never lie to you.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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power lies everywhere
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Difference engenders hate.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Is there anybody in between there?
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No gods, no masterpieces
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You are literate
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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you read my fucking mind
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Lead Ashtray
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raise boys and girls the same way
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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I bet you stepped in it.
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We are here to grow our souls
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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The Sanity is IN.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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History is a religion
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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KNOW NOW
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Kill your Idle
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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illness is a state of mind
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