Semi Official Memebomb Archive

there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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zombies like you
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Use only as directed.
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DUCK !!
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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read banned books
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Be less prepared.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Lego my Ego
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fututio, non verba.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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I love you too.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Roll again.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Yes i did .
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Who is the shepherd?
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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If you can read this, I love you.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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You're standing in it now.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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In here we're all anemic.
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What are you doing?!
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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How did you get here?
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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