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Not a Restroom
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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power lies everywhere
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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beat violence!
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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lord of the memes...
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fear your friends
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Violence never settles anything.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Did I just say that out loud?
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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play freebird!
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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what's stopping you?
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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DO NOT WANT.
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time passes through us.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Normal
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Wit happens.
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Negation is definition
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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i never always win.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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If not now, then when?
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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This is a Meme.
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I'm already against the next war.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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theft is the liberty of property
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It happened to you too
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Republican patriot fakers
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Poetry is in the street.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Feel great on purpose.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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