Semi Official Memebomb Archive

happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Kill your Idle
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Click here to win.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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christinsanity
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I love you too.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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What poor gods we do make.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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â–²
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this is a interdistraction
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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TREY CRAY
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I could only masquerade
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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They know you're reading this.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Hokum all ye faithful
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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Question reality.
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choose life
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You've caught an even atom tan
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Don't panic.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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ALWAYS IS
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Pretend to be real.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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How's that working out for you?
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Terrorism.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Think outside the book.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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