Semi Official Memebomb Archive

First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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god cares for you more.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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its not. but maybe
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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wait,
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Stop being used.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Disorder is order.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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often you should act like you are sexless
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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blumpkinfluffer
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Lead Ashtray
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brainsprain
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I have found a truth.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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To be happy is a new notion
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Shit Floats.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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i wish i had tried.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Grab it and feel it
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Kilmalosa323
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Listen to the noise.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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You might regret it.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Please go away.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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I do hesitate to ask.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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war is a purification rite
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Reality is only a theory
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Everybody knows.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Orwell was an optimist
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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They Live. We sleep
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Think inside the box
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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exciting controversy
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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