Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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nobody does anything anymore!
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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I think the terrorists just won.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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A free world needs no leaders
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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being broke is childish
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Holy shit look over there --->
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Such Oddacity.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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MURDERBIRD
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poonerism
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Great! Doesn't it
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Your ego is biohazard
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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DO NOT WANT.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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SAUL MUSIC
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Negation is definition
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Do what you want to say
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Civilization is sterilization.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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I am GOD here!
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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It might be worth it.
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How come you so Dumb?
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Suspend belief.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You got away with it.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Everybody knows.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Habeas Corpus
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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You are hearing voices
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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