Semi Official Memebomb Archive

labor is a life-destroying activity
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Now is all you have.
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WAKE UP.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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You know better
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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True love is overrated
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you can live on through your descendants
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Government Complaints Box
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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choose life
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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the future is here now
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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those without self-control seek to control others
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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If its to be, its up to me
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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OUT OFN ORDER
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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decency is a relative thing
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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hungry? eat me.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Feel great with purpose
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Only the insane prosper
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Not all people are human.
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Smoke fish.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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minimalism is about the details
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Scene and Herd.
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Fuck god
I love her
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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This sentence has never been written.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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