Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Wrong is the natural state of the world
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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I can see you
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Please press any door to continue
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Use no hooks.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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We are watching you
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Kill your imagination.
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i never always win.
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It's always today.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Look at the finger!!
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Such Oddacity.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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People are blinky
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Be eaten by babies
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Eating the menu?
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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this conversation is over
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Preserve disorder
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Utopia, why?
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you will not think and you will not care
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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You're on your own now
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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