Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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I can see you
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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non serviam
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Panic carefully
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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The End is Rear!
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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to be is not to be
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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The Machine is Us.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Don't panic.
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Your dick sucks!
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all roads lead to qumran
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Love my label like myself
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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This statement is a lie.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Which way to America?
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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the whether is changing
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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chance the yeti
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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Motherfucker who you playing
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meet us in orbit
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All we have is words
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Use only as directed.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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[Verification needed]
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decency is a relative thing
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sex differences are here to stay
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Please use your natural reaction.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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