Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The "counter-culture" is neither.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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Nature loves to hide.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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physical culture is second best
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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laws make legislatures
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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MEMESTORM
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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-hyphencypher-
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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private property created crime
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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the past is dead country
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Government Complaints Box
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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angst is lame
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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i think therefore i think i am
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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YOU will live forever!
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Hoard anything you can't download
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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