Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I really like writing on walls
#5917 -338 = 2764 - 3102 - +
If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
#4788 -288 = 3650 - 3938 - +
August Victoria hospital
#5509 -329 = 2733 - 3062 - +
I'm with intelligent --->
#1621 -326 = 2928 - 3254 - +
If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
#4914 -275 = 3411 - 3686 - +
THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
#6134 -339 = 3621 - 3960 - +
I know your secret.
#1533 -288 = 2829 - 3117 - +
Grow your own. It's the new safe.
#3962 -408 = 2351 - 2759 - +
Jesus was a profit.
#1895 -300 = 3377 - 3677 - +
bad luck not money is the root of all evil
#5789 -404 = 2535 - 2939 - +
The door is the key.
#2662 -294 = 3426 - 3720 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6179 -361 = 3939 - 4300 - +
Motherfucker who you playing
#5497 -294 = 3423 - 3717 - +
He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
#1398 -316 = 3314 - 3630 - +
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
#1695 -368 = 2623 - 2991 - +
humor is a release
#1468 -307 = 3065 - 3372 - +
The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
#2802 -298 = 3800 - 4098 - +
The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
#4097 -330 = 3477 - 3807 - +
What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
#5150 -333 = 3356 - 3689 - +
Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
#4814 -354 = 3384 - 3738 - +
FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
#1278 -271 = 3235 - 3506 - +
Drive defensively; buy a tank.
#1117 -285 = 2627 - 2912 - +
I'd like to like you like you like me.
#1593 -294 = 3343 - 3637 - +
Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
#4210 -313 = 3630 - 3943 - +
Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
#1180 -281 = 2759 - 3040 - +
Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
#5322 -288 = 3390 - 3678 - +
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
#5070 -333 = 3058 - 3391 - +
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
#3147 -303 = 3212 - 3515 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
#3871 -395 = 5720 - 6115 - +
BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
#5984 -309 = 3940 - 4249 - +
It's not lies if we know the truth.
#1866 -341 = 2504 - 2845 - +
Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
#1375 -340 = 3208 - 3548 - +
How often do you feel human?
#4416 -261 = 3728 - 3989 - +
Convictions cause convicts.
#953 -355 = 2776 - 3131 - +
Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
#2967 -418 = 3416 - 3834 - +
fear is information
#5938 -366 = 2936 - 3302 - +
Are you happy? If not, why?
#3501 -304 = 3274 - 3578 - +
Okay, something here's really fucked up.
#2212 -310 = 2791 - 3101 - +
Death is not only for you.
#5253 -306 = 3751 - 4057 - +
This is Not an Exist.
#2909 -274 = 3517 - 3791 - +
An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
#4139 -313 = 3546 - 3859 - +
if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
#1714 -395 = 2620 - 3015 - +
just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
#4420 -364 = 2919 - 3283 - +
Fools seldom differ
#1263 -311 = 3455 - 3766 - +
It's all in the mind, ya know.
#1835 -317 = 3372 - 3689 - +
The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
#2810 -364 = 2838 - 3202 - +
Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
#6016 -280 = 3386 - 3666 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -286 = 3771 - 4057 - +
Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
#1918 -363 = 2747 - 3110 - +
Be excellent to each other
#797 -312 = 3331 - 3643 - +
Wake up!
This is all a dream!
#3047 -417 = 3287 - 3704 - +
Civilization is sterilization.
#4727 -361 = 2786 - 3147 - +
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
#2154 -300 = 3109 - 3409 - +
SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
#2581 -303 = 3049 - 3352 - +
I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
#1568 -308 = 3543 - 3851 - +
Green paper makes me happy!
#1354 -336 = 2673 - 3009 - +
Can I ask you a second question?
#4392 -350 = 2839 - 3189 - +
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
#5138 -367 = 3112 - 3479 - +
We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
#3104 -317 = 3275 - 3592 - +
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
#5120 -292 = 2741 - 3033 - +
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
#3302 -330 = 2699 - 3029 - +
DOWN WITH DISEASE
#1111 -383 = 3790 - 4173 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -1734 = 6318 - 8052 - +
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
#1153 -318 = 3161 - 3479 - +
not valid without receipt
#2171 -300 = 2977 - 3277 - +
Oops bi did it again
#5523 -211 = 3252 - 3463 - +
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
#2639 -310 = 3709 - 4019 - +
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
#1675 -350 = 3090 - 3440 - +
HOPE IS CRUELTY
#5810 -273 = 3331 - 3604 - +
Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
#5458 -347 = 3164 - 3511 - +
When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
#3171 -340 = 3059 - 3399 - +
I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
#5536 -342 = 2843 - 3185 - +
For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
#1268 -374 = 2510 - 2884 - +
there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
#2826 -325 = 3300 - 3625 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -228 = 1769 - 1997 - +
Death when it comes will have no sheep.
#5928 -422 = 2825 - 3247 - +
Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
#2587 -346 = 2929 - 3275 - +
what would you break without rules?
#3153 -292 = 3718 - 4010 - +
I WANT A CUDDLE
#6441 -583 = 3343 - 3926 - +
At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
#771 -327 = 3406 - 3733 - +
If you're with me, then you're against me.
#5780 -368 = 3236 - 3604 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -148 = 3669 - 3817 - +
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
#2244 -392 = 2662 - 3054 - +
Atheists just don't have soul man.
#4553 -283 = 3108 - 3391 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
#5895 -284 = 3785 - 4069 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -292 = 4023 - 4315 - +
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
#4293 -327 = 3400 - 3727 - +
All employees are forbidden.
#673 -296 = 3464 - 3760 - +
You are now trapped.
#3271 -340 = 3661 - 4001 - +
Fumble the bumble
#6493 -338 = 2388 - 2726 - +
No gods, no masterpieces
#5357 -397 = 3345 - 3742 - +
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
#1534 -573 = 2902 - 3475 - +
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
#6539 -4 = 5 - 9 - +
Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
#3002 -312 = 3511 - 3823 - +
Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
#5147 -275 = 4314 - 4589 - +
take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
#5976 -383 = 2881 - 3264 - +
someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
#2523 -317 = 2710 - 3027 - +
confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
#938 -407 = 3346 - 3753 - +
We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
#3069 -335 = 2607 - 2942 - +
what's stopping you?
#3157 -303 = 3459 - 3762 - +

5235 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project