Semi Official Memebomb Archive

random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Politics is war by other means
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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down with lies?
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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PANTFARTICA
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You know better
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For a good time call Eris
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Abandon all art NOW
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All generalisations are false
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Simulate yourself
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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sin is a means of social control
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worrying can help you prepare
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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You are the opposition!
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Be eaten by babies
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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it's a headless blunder
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Republican patriot fakers
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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humanism is obsolete
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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only the robots are on time anymore
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being broke is childish
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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I could only masquerade
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Slippery when slick
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Fait accompli...
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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don't postpone joy
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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averageness is a point of view
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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