Semi Official Memebomb Archive

True love is overrated
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Life is a hard life.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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fuck you
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Kwote Zero
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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I can see you
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Sense is made, not born.
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Make up your words.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Scene and Herd.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Initiation is never over.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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exciting controversy
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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â–²
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step one: build a better idiot
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Are you still awake?
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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You can't buy fun like this
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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That's what she said.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Conventions are lazy.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Examine the following:
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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MINDCRAFT
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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