Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
#3889 -248 = 3106 - 3354 - +
Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
#5660 -248 = 3362 - 3610 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
#6007 -248 = 2867 - 3115 - +
[citation needed]
#574 -249 = 2775 - 3024 - +
Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
#790 -249 = 3229 - 3478 - +
it is heroic to try to stop time
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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The Truth Is No.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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You might regret it.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
#3811 -249 = 3393 - 3642 - +
This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
#4211 -249 = 3054 - 3303 - +
Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
#4311 -249 = 3267 - 3516 - +
Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
#4403 -249 = 3366 - 3615 - +
go down and drown'd
#4445 -249 = 2927 - 3176 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -249 = 3258 - 3507 - +
Your smile or your life
#5512 -249 = 3279 - 3528 - +
i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
#5557 -249 = 2970 - 3219 - +
What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
#5854 -249 = 2509 - 2758 - +
if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
#6221 -249 = 3828 - 4077 - +
Beware of false profits
#832 -250 = 3344 - 3594 - +
It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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low expectations are good protection
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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My armor is contempt
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
#2193 -250 = 3065 - 3315 - +
Prophets profit.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Laziness is a virtue.
#4001 -250 = 2450 - 2700 - +
You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
#4313 -250 = 2907 - 3157 - +
That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
#4834 -250 = 3155 - 3405 - +
impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
#5425 -250 = 2976 - 3226 - +
non serviam
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
#1148 -251 = 3236 - 3487 - +
How come you so Dumb?
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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someone should do something about that
#2522 -251 = 2881 - 3132 - +
using force to stop force is absurd
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
#3442 -251 = 3415 - 3666 - +
To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
#3446 -251 = 2865 - 3116 - +
These could go together, or be separate.
#3481 -251 = 3002 - 3253 - +
this is a interdistraction
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
#3606 -251 = 2637 - 2888 - +
Please clean up after your god.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
#4775 -251 = 3121 - 3372 - +
Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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All we have is words
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
#5576 -251 = 2820 - 3071 - +
Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -251 = 3713 - 3964 - +
Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Critique Thyself
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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You woke up for this?
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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randy savage died for your sins
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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You did it.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Oops bi did it again
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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this is one sentence.
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description is more important than metaphor
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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