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This is not as apparent as it looks.
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This is the distraction.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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You are the opposition!
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You might regret it.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -266 = 2016 - 2282 - +
The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
#4457 -266 = 1991 - 2257 - +
re-evolution!
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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You were alone before they left you
#5632 -266 = 1740 - 2006 - +
I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
#5701 -266 = 1659 - 1925 - +
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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KNOW SHIT!
#6256 -266 = 3079 - 3345 - +
All employees are forbidden.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Do not read this.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
#1054 -267 = 1689 - 1956 - +
Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
#1156 -267 = 1944 - 2211 - +
extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
#1211 -267 = 1860 - 2127 - +
faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
#1441 -267 = 1948 - 2215 - +
How's that working out for you?
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Knock yourself out.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
#2281 -267 = 2048 - 2315 - +
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
#2302 -267 = 1738 - 2005 - +
Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
#2435 -267 = 1913 - 2180 - +
Self improvement is masturbation
#2456 -267 = 3008 - 3275 - +
Simulate yourself
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Such Oddacity.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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This is Not an Exist.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Violence never settles anything.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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What if you're the one?
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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You now get to create a new rule.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Try Dying.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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