Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The cause is the effect.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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What is it with you and money?
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Do not live, do not die.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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How's that working out for you?
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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meet us in orbit
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Nature loves to hide.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Should we start over?
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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When was the first time you felt great?
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Why don't you mind?!
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Fight apathy or don't.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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You did it.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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I invented plagiarism.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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ignorance is hell.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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raw backwards is war
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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the keepers of time are robots.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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This is a thought free zone.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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To be happy is a new notion
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You always love the ones you hurt
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Objectivity is subjective
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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