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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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You are Powerful!
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The free market never cured malaria.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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non serviam
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Do not live, do not die.
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Everybody knows.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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The new money is info.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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problem solver or problem maker
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Prophets profit.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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What you change, changes you.
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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you must have one grand passion
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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You woke up for this?
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Levity Sucks!
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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never fear goddess is here
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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DUCK !!
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Jesus loves war!
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Knock yourself out.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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revolution means going around in circles.
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