There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
Suck
your
own
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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