Semi Official Memebomb Archive

words tend to be inadequate
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Do you think that went well?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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somebody stop me. please.
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I'm not dead yet!
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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We saw her duck.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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â–²
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Common sense is neither.
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farts in jars though.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Things you own end up owning you
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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true freedom is frightful
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we need some new cliches
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Pretend to be real.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Private parking in Area only !
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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You are only happy by accident.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Be young - shut up!
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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You'll never get this time back.
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bleed for the international power
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Is there anybody in between there?
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Kilmalosa323
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Don't quote this
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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