Semi Official Memebomb Archive

CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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There is no help.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Use only as directed.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Levity Sucks!
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Disorder is order.
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wait,
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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When was the first time you felt great?
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Knowing is hard.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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raw backwards is war
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[citation needed]
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Operatives are standing by.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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This is Not an Exist.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Do Not Remove
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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Try to outlive these words.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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How often do you feel human?
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You are not your self-image.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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You are Powerful!
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Be all that you can be
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