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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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NANODICK
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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What you change, changes you.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Head Your mind!
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Abstinence is perverted
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Critique Thyself
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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The new money is info.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Kilmalosa323
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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They know you're reading this.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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You are not your self-image.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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expressing anger is necessary
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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How am I not myself?
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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How often do you feel human?
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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You did it.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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challenge your habits
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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meet us in orbit
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Nature loves to hide.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Terrorism.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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This is the distraction.
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This message is false
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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jesus was a roman mole
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Collapse the state of mind
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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