Semi Official Memebomb Archive

politics is used for personal gain
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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somebody stop me. please.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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What you change, changes you.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Freedom is a party
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true freedom is frightful
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Kill time before it kills you!
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Things you own end up owning you
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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â–²
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Oops bi did it again
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You might not count in the New World Order
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Common sense is neither.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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farts in jars though.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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We saw her duck.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Pretend to be real.
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[citation needed]
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Do you think that went well?
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Private parking in Area only !
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Beware of false profits
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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down with lies?
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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You'll never get this time back.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Do Not Remove
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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this is one sentence.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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we need some new cliches
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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