Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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don't go with the flow
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Grate with purpose
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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History is written by the winners
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Specialization is for insects
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Take the RED pill.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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True love is overrated
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Try reading this page out loud.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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It's now
 
 
and then
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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the medium is the mode
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Knowing is hard.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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There is no mainstream.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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PANTS?
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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The truth never set anyone free
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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This is not here
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you will not think and you will not care
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Maybe you're a product too
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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