Semi Official Memebomb Archive

C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Beware of false profits
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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No one is stopping you
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Prophets profit.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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The new money is info.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Who are you? Why?
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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You woke up for this?
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Knowing is hard.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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How often do you feel human?
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Collapse the state of mind
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Head Your mind!
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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These monsters are people
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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The early worm gets the bird.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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you must have one grand passion
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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You are Powerful!
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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non serviam
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MEMESTORM
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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The world is too loud nowadays
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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challenge your habits
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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How come you so Dumb?
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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