Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It’s only class war when we fight back.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
#5373 -283 = 1567 - 1850 - +
Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
#5889 -283 = 1749 - 2032 - +
Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
#6069 -283 = 1888 - 2171 - +
And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
#713 -284 = 1893 - 2177 - +
Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
#763 -284 = 1624 - 1908 - +
I hear music!
#1525 -284 = 2142 - 2426 - +
If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
#1735 -284 = 1682 - 1966 - +
It happened to you too
#1794 -284 = 1114 - 1398 - +
Look out, you're gonna craaash.
#1996 -284 = 1561 - 1845 - +
STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
#2561 -284 = 1610 - 1894 - +
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Think inside the box
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
#2950 -284 = 1808 - 2092 - +
Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
#3056 -284 = 1613 - 1897 - +
you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
#3272 -284 = 1329 - 1613 - +
You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
#3381 -284 = 2027 - 2311 - +
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
#3622 -284 = 1620 - 1904 - +
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
#3931 -284 = 1465 - 1749 - +
Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
#4036 -284 = 1508 - 1792 - +
Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
#4049 -284 = 1765 - 2049 - +
the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
#4101 -284 = 1223 - 1507 - +
If you can't write history, write the future.
#4143 -284 = 1813 - 2097 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
#4169 -284 = 1495 - 1779 - +
OUT OFN ORDER
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
#4420 -284 = 1433 - 1717 - +
Stop imitating yourself.
#4432 -284 = 1170 - 1454 - +
there is an error in this sentence.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
#4734 -284 = 1823 - 2107 - +
A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
#4698 -284 = 1637 - 1921 - +
Today is a good day to start writing on walls
#4714 -284 = 1319 - 1603 - +
Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
#4808 -284 = 1349 - 1633 - +
if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
#4837 -284 = 1852 - 2136 - +
i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
#4851 -284 = 1894 - 2178 - +
When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
#5021 -284 = 1755 - 2039 - +
I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
#5091 -284 = 1515 - 1799 - +
Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
#5154 -284 = 1392 - 1676 - +
Youthanize yourself
#5410 -284 = 1177 - 1461 - +
happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
#5444 -284 = 1801 - 2085 - +
Normal is a curve.
#5468 -284 = 1767 - 2051 - +
Cecile Grace Janvier
#5499 -284 = 1420 - 1704 - +
Everything happens for no reason
#5560 -284 = 1469 - 1753 - +
monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
#5558 -284 = 1649 - 1933 - +
Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
#5579 -284 = 1140 - 1424 - +
Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
#5668 -284 = 1348 - 1632 - +
the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
#5713 -284 = 1599 - 1883 - +
Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
#5894 -284 = 1718 - 2002 - +
be the media you wish to see in the world
#6066 -284 = 1867 - 2151 - +
if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
#6174 -284 = 2529 - 2813 - +
all that litters is old
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
#933 -285 = 1478 - 1763 - +
deceive regularly
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
#1081 -285 = 1563 - 1848 - +
I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
#1623 -285 = 1488 - 1773 - +
illness is a state of mind
#1746 -285 = 1855 - 2140 - +
it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
#1845 -285 = 1683 - 1968 - +
labor is a life-destroying activity
#1934 -285 = 1807 - 2092 - +
No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
#2516 -285 = 1638 - 1923 - +
spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
#2625 -285 = 1806 - 2091 - +
To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
#2994 -285 = 1280 - 1565 - +
Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
#3127 -285 = 1883 - 2168 - +
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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You are now breathing manually.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
#3311 -285 = 1125 - 1410 - +
You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
#3865 -285 = 1760 - 2045 - +
And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
#3526 -285 = 1799 - 2084 - +
Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
#3842 -285 = 1650 - 1935 - +
The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -285 = 1441 - 1726 - +
Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
#4038 -285 = 1577 - 1862 - +
Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
#4069 -285 = 1558 - 1843 - +
Who told you to believe that?
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Context does.
#4196 -285 = 1708 - 1993 - +
I remember when all of you were semen.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 -285 = 1553 - 1838 - +
its not. but maybe
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
#4442 -285 = 1946 - 2231 - +
mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
#4492 -285 = 1714 - 1999 - +
When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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