Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Jesus loves war!
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Step on a crack
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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At the end you see it clear
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you are now leaving!
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Do not live, do not die.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Do Not Remove
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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problem solver or problem maker
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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hate love - love hate
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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action causes more trouble than thought
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Don't quote this
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Kilmalosa323
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Who's life are you living?
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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God bless the kufar
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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revolution means going around in circles.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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You might regret it.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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MEMESTORM
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Critique Thyself
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Life is price less.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Try to outlive these words.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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We are not stuff that abides
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Only Americans are real humans
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Think while it's still illegal
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