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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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words tend to be inadequate
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Do you think that went well?
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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I'm not dead yet!
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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somebody stop me. please.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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We saw her duck.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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â–²
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Common sense is neither.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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farts in jars though.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Things you own end up owning you
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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true freedom is frightful
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Pretend to be real.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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we need some new cliches
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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You are only happy by accident.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Be young - shut up!
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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You might not count in the New World Order
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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How's that working out for you?
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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bleed for the international power
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Kilmalosa323
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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here...catch!
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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You'll never get this time back.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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POOPEEPIE
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Do Not Remove
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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