Semi Official Memebomb Archive

what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
#606 -273 = 2275 - 2548 - +
after birth is before death
#666 -273 = 2562 - 2835 - +
Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
#802 -273 = 2359 - 2632 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -273 = 1879 - 2152 - +
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
#1489 -273 = 1887 - 2160 - +
mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
#2078 -273 = 1653 - 1926 - +
Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
#2318 -273 = 2279 - 2552 - +
Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
#2345 -273 = 2398 - 2671 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
#2556 -273 = 1645 - 1918 - +
Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
#2571 -273 = 2454 - 2727 - +
Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
#3870 -273 = 2263 - 2536 - +
Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
#3243 -273 = 2328 - 2601 - +
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
#3247 -273 = 3147 - 3420 - +
You're about as subtle as a tank.
#3377 -273 = 1872 - 2145 - +
Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4280 -273 = 2001 - 2274 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -273 = 2251 - 2524 - +
A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
#4866 -273 = 1720 - 1993 - +
Patriotism is for foreigners
#5189 -273 = 1626 - 1899 - +
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
#5209 -273 = 2016 - 2289 - +
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
#5483 -273 = 1910 - 2183 - +
Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
#5525 -273 = 1748 - 2021 - +
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
#5589 -273 = 1872 - 2145 - +
OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
#5611 -273 = 2010 - 2283 - +
The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
#5633 -273 = 2149 - 2422 - +
Only bad music has any meaning
#5849 -273 = 2219 - 2492 - +
this is one sentence.
#5909 -273 = 1851 - 2124 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -273 = 2360 - 2633 - +
IH8UFUHQ2
#6102 -273 = 2517 - 2790 - +
antifart
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Abstinence is perverted
#648 -274 = 2304 - 2578 - +
action causes more trouble than thought
#656 -274 = 2248 - 2522 - +
Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
#950 -274 = 1680 - 1954 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -274 = 2410 - 2684 - +
God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
#1333 -274 = 2501 - 2775 - +
Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
#1899 -274 = 2265 - 2539 - +
Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
#1990 -274 = 2601 - 2875 - +
Remember to forget sometimes.
#2403 -274 = 1992 - 2266 - +
slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
#2491 -274 = 2179 - 2453 - +
Stop whispering. Start shouting.
#2559 -274 = 1976 - 2250 - +
STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
#2561 -274 = 2196 - 2470 - +
That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
#2623 -274 = 2215 - 2489 - +
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
#2818 -274 = 2124 - 2398 - +
We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
#3098 -274 = 1497 - 1771 - +
Who are you? Why?
#3201 -274 = 2615 - 2889 - +
you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
#3272 -274 = 1820 - 2094 - +
Do Not Remove
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
#3629 -274 = 2091 - 2365 - +
The hidden factor may be you.
#4141 -274 = 2151 - 2425 - +
No more lip from you, bub.
#4285 -274 = 1939 - 2213 - +
Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
#4606 -274 = 2077 - 2351 - +
Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
#4499 -274 = 1923 - 2197 - +
Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
#4604 -274 = 1537 - 1811 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
#4716 -274 = 1803 - 2077 - +
GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
#4831 -274 = 1762 - 2036 - +
The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
#5019 -274 = 1955 - 2229 - +
Enlightenment is masturbatory
#5296 -274 = 1903 - 2177 - +
trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
#5339 -274 = 1863 - 2137 - +
Youthanize yourself
#5410 -274 = 1735 - 2009 - +
I invented plagiarism.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
#5689 -274 = 1766 - 2040 - +
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
#6159 -274 = 2900 - 3174 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
#6188 -274 = 2981 - 3255 - +
The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
#661 -275 = 2342 - 2617 - +
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
#707 -275 = 2229 - 2504 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -275 = 2968 - 3243 - +
Being who you are is it's own punishment.
#818 -275 = 2054 - 2329 - +
Do not open this door under any circumstances.
#1036 -275 = 2075 - 2350 - +
empower proponents of peer pressure
#1146 -275 = 1960 - 2235 - +
faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
#1587 -275 = 2258 - 2533 - +
If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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not valid without receipt
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SHHHHHH. listen.
#2472 -275 = 1514 - 1789 - +
Shit Floats.
#2473 -275 = 1750 - 2025 - +
Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
#2515 -275 = 1963 - 2238 - +
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
#2768 -275 = 1781 - 2056 - +
This is not as apparent as it looks.
#2911 -275 = 1851 - 2126 - +
You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
#3255 -275 = 2460 - 2735 - +
You got away with it.
#3312 -275 = 2139 - 2414 - +
You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
#4121 -275 = 1893 - 2168 - +
Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
#4512 -275 = 1996 - 2271 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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