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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Be a badass
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Caution: dry paint.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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dare to be smart
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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what's stopping you?
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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To have nothing is impossible.
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If its to be, its up to me
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Preserve disorder
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Love my label like myself
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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This is not here
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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i can't do that yet.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Take the RED pill.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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This town needs an enema.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Who are you? Why?
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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You are now trapped.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Infect Yourself.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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You are now breathing manually.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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one love
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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