Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -62 = 407 - 469 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -64 = 446 - 510 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -69 = 282 - 351 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -77 = 558 - 635 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -117 = 723 - 840 - +
 
bleed for the international power
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Fumble the bumble
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
#6478 -178 = 1026 - 1204 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -180 = 691 - 871 - +
Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
#6483 -201 = 1055 - 1256 - +
Got your knows!
#6490 -202 = 872 - 1074 - +
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
#6474 -228 = 1280 - 1508 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -232 = 1086 - 1318 - +
Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
#6468 -233 = 1239 - 1472 - +
shutting the fuck up is a lost art
#6459 -243 = 1202 - 1445 - +
remember you always have freedom of choice
#2405 -244 = 1943 - 2187 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -254 = 2274 - 2528 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -255 = 2556 - 2811 - +
never fear goddess is here
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
#6461 -256 = 1196 - 1452 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -258 = 2651 - 2909 - +
your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
#5496 -258 = 2053 - 2311 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -258 = 3289 - 3547 - +
You always love the ones you hurt
#3251 -259 = 2255 - 2514 - +
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
#3247 -260 = 3361 - 3621 - +
Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
#5298 -260 = 2088 - 2348 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -260 = 1958 - 2218 - +
IH8UFUHQ2
#6102 -260 = 2739 - 2999 - +
if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
#6159 -260 = 3097 - 3357 - +
The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
#4058 -261 = 2808 - 3069 - +
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
#4191 -261 = 4017 - 4278 - +
Enlightenment is masturbatory
#5296 -261 = 2135 - 2396 - +
Beware of false profits
#832 -262 = 2381 - 2643 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -262 = 3157 - 3419 - +
Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
#1320 -263 = 2755 - 3018 - +
reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
#2386 -263 = 3247 - 3510 - +
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
#2758 -263 = 2507 - 2770 - +
We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
#3996 -263 = 3758 - 4021 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -263 = 2479 - 2742 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -263 = 2391 - 2654 - +
Dead girls don't say yes, either.
#981 -264 = 2346 - 2610 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -264 = 2245 - 2509 - +
One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
#4353 -264 = 2561 - 2825 - +
roads less traveled often lead to happier places
#5023 -264 = 2840 - 3104 - +
laugh hard at the absurdly evil
#5972 -264 = 2293 - 2557 - +
A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
#616 -265 = 2677 - 2942 - +
anything is a legitimate area of investigation
#743 -265 = 2280 - 2545 - +
I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
#1486 -265 = 1815 - 2080 - +
Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
#1917 -265 = 2676 - 2941 - +
Nature loves to hide.
#2103 -265 = 2637 - 2902 - +
Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
#2318 -265 = 2460 - 2725 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -265 = 2217 - 2482 - +
Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
#4003 -265 = 1980 - 2245 - +
If you can't write history, write the future.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
#4169 -265 = 2144 - 2409 - +
The free market never cured malaria.
#4867 -265 = 2047 - 2312 - +
War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
#5158 -265 = 1878 - 2143 - +
Booby Booby Bum Bum
#5451 -265 = 1971 - 2236 - +
These monsters are people
#5519 -265 = 2201 - 2466 - +
the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
#5946 -265 = 1821 - 2086 - +
Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
#636 -266 = 2102 - 2368 - +
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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mostly you should mind your own business
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No one is stopping you
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
#5105 -266 = 2858 - 3124 - +
those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -266 = 1765 - 2031 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -266 = 1957 - 2223 - +
Abstinence is perverted
#648 -267 = 2541 - 2808 - +
It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
#3884 -267 = 2378 - 2645 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -267 = 2576 - 2843 - +
Do not read this.
#1038 -267 = 1725 - 1992 - +
People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
#2281 -267 = 1978 - 2245 - +
Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
#2345 -267 = 2589 - 2856 - +
We're behaving like insects
#3116 -267 = 2210 - 2477 - +
What you change, changes you.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Buddha made me do it.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Infect Yourself.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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The toof will set you fwee.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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How often do you feel human?
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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