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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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This is an advertisement
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fnord
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i need to avoid the void
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Rejoin the human race.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Power to the Imagination.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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technology will make or break us
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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its funny cause its true
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Write this somewhere else.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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do you think we are forever?
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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The truth never set anyone free
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MEMESTORM
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Be a badass
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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It's later than you think.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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love your enemy
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Why are you masturbating?
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Mohammed made a good profit
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Prophets profit.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Think in terms of thought.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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You are now breathing manually.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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I believe in a Free™ world.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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