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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Got your knows!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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We're behaving like insects
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Infect Yourself.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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re-evolution!
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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never fear goddess is here
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Jesus loves war!
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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IH8UFUHQ2
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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What you change, changes you.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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For a good time, please call 000.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Prophets profit.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Try to outlive these words.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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I invented plagiarism.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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raw backwards is war
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Critique Thyself
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Do not live, do not die.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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It happened to you too
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revolution means going around in circles.
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The new money is info.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Who are you? Why?
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you can live on through your descendants
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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