Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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nobody is in charge
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You are now breathing manually.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Always be extremely moderate.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Collapse the state of mind
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Fuck semantics!
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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zombies like you
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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IH8UFUHQ2
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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labels are not all inclusive
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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get an afterlife
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The Truth Hertz.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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The police are your friends.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Who watches the watchers?
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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angst is lame
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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BELIEVING KILLS
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Do what you want to say
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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This sign is not for you.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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This is not a meme.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Read out loud.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Kill Your Idols.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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