Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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change is an inside job
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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this is only a test
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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I am my own god now
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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challenge your habits
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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NO YOU!
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All we have is words
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i believe that children are the futile
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Fumble the bumble
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Imprint your reality here.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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You are the opposition!
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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operating under the illusion
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the revolution will not realised
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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you LIVE in that head?
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Some farts go poof.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Security Through Obscurity
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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even your family can betray you
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Explain your sense of self
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Go directly to jail.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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You are hearing voices
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Terrorism.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Never mind that.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Paradox isn't.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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