Semi Official Memebomb Archive

politics is used for personal gain
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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I am living in denial.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Everything happens for no reason
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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They know you're reading this.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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i can't do that yet.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Use no hooks.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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MINDCRAFT
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No one is stopping you
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all roads lead to qumran
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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fallin' allin
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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ICDUC2?
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Kwote Zero
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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We see what you did there.
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Paradox isn't.
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go down and drown'd
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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travelight
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Now is all you have.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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you LIVE in that head?
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Do what you want to say
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This town needs an enema.
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keep the lasagna flying
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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ux = bb is watching you
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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"I can't breed!"
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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you are now breathing automatically
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No direction is the right direction
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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i dont really know anything.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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FOREVER ALONE
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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