Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A stitch in nine saves time.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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There is no more revolution;
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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This is where i get off.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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i never always win.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Gamergate was here
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Deity... he's come for me
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Clara mascara
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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No costume is no costume
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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The early worm gets the bird.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Take no shit, take a crap
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Only Americans are real humans
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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