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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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We Universe Itself
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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fly's undone.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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maybe partying will help
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Everybody knows.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Man's character is his fate.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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never fear goddess is here
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Darwin Hates You.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I would die for my own life.
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Congregation, please be seated
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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God is a word.
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even she goes poo... even she
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There's no such thing as nothing
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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You are one of the masks
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deceive regularly
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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This side up.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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How am I not myself?
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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snub backwards is buns
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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unleash infinity
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What just happened?
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Open horse fucking
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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You are a product.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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SCORPION PIE
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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DO NOT READ THIS
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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i don't hate crime.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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This is now part of your day.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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