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listen to the silence
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Everything happens for no reason
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Somebody hates you
#2517 -296 = 3672 - 3968 - +
The more you know, the less you control.
#6429 -693 = 3186 - 3879 - +
Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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meet us in orbit
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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keep the lasagna flying
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Stop being used.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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fun is my function
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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The Government is watching God
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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In case of fire, burn.
#1756 -354 = 3124 - 3478 - +
You can't legislate beliefs.
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
#3267 -331 = 3035 - 3366 - +
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
#3060 -293 = 2752 - 3045 - +
Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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And I thought I was original!
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Famous people are delicious.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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bleed for the international power
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Fight Me
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All that is colossal is fraud
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Are you living in the real world?
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Very vinnie voorhees
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This is a Meme.
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travelight
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Hellen back
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Achacha
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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You are not an individual.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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