Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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The door is the key.
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Do you think that went well?
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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randy savage died for your sins
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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don't forget what you already know
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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There is no Truth here.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Congregation, please be seated
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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I love you too.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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words tend to be inadequate
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Be as if.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Don't be naive.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Recycle your pets
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Is this really worth it?
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Conventions are lazy.
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Jesus loves war!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Adapt or die!
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Maybe you're a product too
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Then why do you do it?
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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drama often obscures the real issues
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You might regret it.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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