Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Without fuck ¡
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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psychicdelic
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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belief is priceless
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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expressing anger is necessary
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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This statement is a lie.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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If not now, then when?
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Think about what you are thinking
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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exciting controversy
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Success: Just say NO.
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Support your local ceiling.
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They think you're weird.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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But we'll never survive!
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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I hear music!
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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I would die for my own life.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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When was the first time you felt great?
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Chaste makes waste.
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Don't be naive.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Your mother was lying
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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