I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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