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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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no absolutes!
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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everything that's interesting is new
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Specialization is for insects
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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We are not stuff that abides
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I'll be back.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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belief is priceless
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Yes you are.
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this is one sentence.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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There is no conspiracy.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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We're behaving like insects
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ignorance is hell.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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"etwas" means something in german.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Secrecy kills.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Do you want a cookie?
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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you are now manually dying
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Feel great with purpose
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Someone knows better than you
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Think about what you are thinking
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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It's ok that you don't know.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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They know you're reading this.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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lord of the memes...
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Existence is futile
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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someone should do something about that
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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