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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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We have this area under surveillance
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Violence never settles anything.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Men always generalise
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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[citation needed]
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It's ok that you don't know.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Tick tick tick
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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the whether is changing
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Please go back 3 squares
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fun or doom
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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The new money is info.
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Save the banks lol
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Stop history
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Try to outlive these words.
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But we'll never survive!
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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That was a bad idea.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Home is where the disease is
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Consider just thinking about it.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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go within the flow
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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just say know
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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