Semi Official Memebomb Archive

All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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illness is a state of mind
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They know you're reading this.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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self-awareness can be crippling
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Lego my Ego
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Beware of false profits
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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We'll make you happy
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Self improvement is masturbation
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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you can live on through your descendants
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You are now breathing manually.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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If its to be its up to me
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Robots bleed red
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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This is the distraction.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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you smell like your mistress.
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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fututio, non verba.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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scratch'n'sniff
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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I can see you
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Just do it.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Are you interesting?
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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MINDCRAFT
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Slippery when slick
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Because and effect.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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This message is not for you.
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