Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Violence never settles anything.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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We'll make you happy
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We have this area under surveillance
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Protection when you least expect it
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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How am I not myself?
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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i is imaginary.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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DO NOT BELIEF
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Measure once, cut twice
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Go places.
Do things
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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power lies everywhere
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Somebody hates you
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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I see what you did there.
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What just happened?
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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This sentence is a lie.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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That's just what I believe
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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That's what she said.
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re-evolution!
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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This is a question?
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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There are five kinds of people:
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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much was decided before you were born
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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