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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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just believing something can make it happen
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illness is a state of mind
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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hail deep thought
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Space is a practiced place.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Habeas Corpus
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -250 = 3272 - 3522 - +
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
#2751 -335 = 3576 - 3911 - +
People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
#5395 -284 = 3246 - 3530 - +
alcohol kills. smoke frop!
#6074 -376 = 3667 - 4043 - +
there is chaos in order
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
#5946 -248 = 3306 - 3554 - +
This is not a pipe.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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i browse eye brows.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
#1208 -365 = 2532 - 2897 - +
Life's tough, ain't it?
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Nothing is 100% true
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Can I askew a question?
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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You got away with it.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Nothing real requires faith.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Only bad music has any meaning
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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low expectations are good protection
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Every one can read your mind.
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what's stopping you?
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Is this really worth it?
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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This is a question?
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Take the RED pill.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Caution: dry paint.
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mad, not angry.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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physical culture is second best
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it's a headless blunder
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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chance the yeti
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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this is a interdistraction
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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