Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You are Powerful!
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Free
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These words mean nothing.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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You Can Use Fire
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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How necessary are you?
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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wait faster
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Please go away.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Tune out the signal.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Famous people are delicious.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Suspend belief.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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TV Sets the Channel
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Subversive is the new black.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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fear is information
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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change your mind
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Chaste makes waste.
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Beware of falling hammers
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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never share your dreams with a pro
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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fun is my function
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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When's the last time you felt great?
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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