Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Invent a problem
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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Free Baser Evil!
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Your dick sucks!
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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description is more important than metaphor
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Life is not only for you.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Newfags can't triforce
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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This side up.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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These monsters are people
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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What are you doing?!
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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I don't believe you.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Orwell was an optimist
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Life is a hard life.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Tear off all your labels.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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here...catch!
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IMOK
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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asshole
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Private parking in Area only !
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Why don't you mind?!
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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