Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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No costume is no costume
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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The Game
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Sense is made, not born.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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wishing things away is not effective
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Terrorism.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Virginity can be cured.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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listen to the silence
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Context does.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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love your enemy
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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All generalisations are false
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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There is no Truth here.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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practice random acts
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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d's nutz
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Try to outlive these words.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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We saw her duck.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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hugo phurst
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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