Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You saw this message yesterday.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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we need some new cliches
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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fuck you
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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This message is not for you.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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mttv
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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MURDERBIRD
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Protection when you least expect it
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remember to react
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Kwote Zero
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Oh, no, not again.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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We're behaving like insects
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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supplementing my permanent record
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Pretend this is Reality
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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He's dead. Get over it.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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No one noticed.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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change your mind
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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These words mean nothing.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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