Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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The new money is info.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Feel great on purpose.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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care to expand?
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Context does.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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I know your secret.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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You are not your ego
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Noone knows our destination.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Shit Floats.
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Refuse to be remastered
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Prophets profit.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Ateoff shitler
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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ignorance is knowledge
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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to be is not to be
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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It is happening again.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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I want your money back.
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A king's castle is his home.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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description is more important than metaphor
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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DO NOT READ THIS
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HAIL TETRIS!
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Science is a cult
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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