Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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you can do more than you think.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Just do it.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Kill your Idle
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Security Through Obscurity
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Defective for our future.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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TITS
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Deity... he's come for me
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Support Our Fruits.
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dare to be smart
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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such is the war.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Republican patriot fakers
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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No hidden window here.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Click here to win.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Go directly to jail.
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Read less, live more.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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I don't believe you.
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get an afterlife
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Pretend this is Reality
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Your brain is itchy
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