Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Without fuck ¡
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I want your money back.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Ban Censorship!
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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You might regret it.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Kill Your Idols.
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Head Your mind!
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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there is an error in this sentence.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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true freedom is frightful
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unique things must be the most valuable
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Do not read this.
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I know your secret.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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MINDCRAFT
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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It's later than you think.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Percepi et esse.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Think outside the book.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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go down and drown'd
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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How are you reading this?
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Just do it.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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The future is history.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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