Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Run. You're watching you.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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You are Holy in the wrong
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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world wide eyed
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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sex differences are here to stay
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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WAKE UP.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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The best things in life are imaginary
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This sentence is a lie.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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i browse eye brows.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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discordia lumine maior
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this is a interdistraction
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non serviam
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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happy happens
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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What poor gods we do make.
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you smell like your mistress.
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Protection when you least expect it
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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meet us in orbit
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Save us from salvation
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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travelight
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Every one can read your mind.
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Because it's there.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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I want this statement to be false.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Leadership means taxes
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Do not read this message.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Initiation is never over.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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The world is too loud nowadays
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