Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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You are only happy by accident.
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feel better now
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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This is Not an Exist.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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I shit you not.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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snub backwards is buns
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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IMOK
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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You know better
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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I'm trying... very trying.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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In the end. there's a period.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Jesus is 6.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Have that mole checked out
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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to be is not to be
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Why not?
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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get thee behind me greyface
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You've caught an even atom tan
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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So, read any good books lately?
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MINDCRAFT
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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This bear's repeating.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Do you smell bacon?
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Life is price less.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Reading is not understanding.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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MEMESTORM
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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...and then there is this faggot...
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