Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Panic carefully
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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YOU will live forever!
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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しょがない。
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Initiation is never over.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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i can't do that yet.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Security through Obesity
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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are you wearing that?
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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The chao goes mu.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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The future is history.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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This is my steakhouse.
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black lies matter
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Resistance is fertile
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an elite is inevitable
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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"Please do not use other door."
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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asshole
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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you are now entering!
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Do not read this.
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description is more important than metaphor
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Civilization is sterilization.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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hungry? eat me.
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you're doing it.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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You too can be No. one!
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Vanilla extract
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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It happened to you too
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never share your dreams with a pro
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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god believes in you!
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I'm in this for the money.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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