Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I want this statement to be false.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Try Dying.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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abort that defeatist
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Difference engenders hate.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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you are now breathing automatically
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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discordia lumine maior
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hate humanity. love people
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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levity sucks.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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My mess is a life
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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exciting controversy
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Jesus made a good profit
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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I think you came to late.
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somebody stop me. please.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Got your knows!
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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What are you doing?!
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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fuck you
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Such Oddacity.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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DUCK !!
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listen to the silence
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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routine is a link with the past
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