Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Government Complaints Box
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Conventions are lazy.
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Bored people are boring people.
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They are hunting dogs.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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know it's naught!
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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I want this statement to be false.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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STOP TALKING.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Which way to America?
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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We have this area under surveillance
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realize that ignorance is bless
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Go places.
Do things
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Truth is plural and contingent
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Do you think that went well?
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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It's later than you think.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Quit the shit
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NO YOU!
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Go directly to jail.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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what time is it on mars?
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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exciting controversy
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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scratch'n'sniff
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Do Not Remove
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true freedom is frightful
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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What Would Paris Do?
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