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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Average is such a mean word
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I love you.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Reality is only a theory
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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raise boys and girls the same way
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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you are now manually dying
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Scene and Herd.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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The free market never cured malaria.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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fathers often use too much force
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anarchonistic
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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this is one sentence.
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No forbidding allowed.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Confront the system.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Power to the Imagination.
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You are literate
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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You don't exist.
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People are revolting
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しょがない。
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Only the insane prosper
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the keepers of time are robots.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Don't tread on me
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Violence never settles anything.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Knowing is hard.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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fuck you
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"etwas" means something in german.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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