Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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i never always win.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Support your local ceiling.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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In case of fire, burn.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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theft is the liberty of property
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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I am my own god now
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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know it's naught!
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Marx invented capitalism.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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I know your secret.
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We're behaving like insects
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Be excellent to each other
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Everybody knows.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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I love you too.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Hellen back
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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the keepers of time are robots.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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low expectations are good protection
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you're doing it.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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In here we're all anemic.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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wait faster
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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STOP TALKING.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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