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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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But I'm already repressed!
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All your mistakes are performance art
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Everybody knows.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Stop history
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Love's as good as soma!
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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the important thing is to cum...
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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I can see you
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Adapt or die!
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Tear off all your labels.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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This is inappropriate
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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christafarian
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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This is not a pipe.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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help me i've turned into paper
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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fear of a blank page.
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Think outside which box?
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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non serviam
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Explain your sense of self
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Albino african
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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stay human
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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