We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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