Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Laughter is never inappropriate.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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This sentence is false.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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BROFIST
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Ateoff shitler
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And I thought I was original!
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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You are now thinking manually.
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MAKE IT STOP
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Initiation is never over.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Slippery when slick
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Support your local ceiling.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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This town needs an enema.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Simulate yourself
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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wait,
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Gamergate was here
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Make up your words.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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war is a purification rite
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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[insert witty meme here]
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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This is the age of isis
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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You were alone before they left you
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This is inappropriate
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Kilmalosa323
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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alzheimer macht frei
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Less is a possibilty
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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don't go with the flow
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Take no shit, take a crap
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