Semi Official Memebomb Archive

PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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just believing something can make it happen
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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The chao goes mu.
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farts in jars though.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Oops bi did it again
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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You know what I always say...
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Somebody hates you
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You can fine-tune at will.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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can this really be happening to me
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It's never too late to start.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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recluses always get weak
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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Think outside the book.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Knowing is hard.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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Operatives are standing by.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Grate with purpose
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Language is speaking you.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Laibach and Bank of England
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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