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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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please change beliefs
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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technology will make or break us
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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wacked lives shatter
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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True love is overrated
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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zombies like you
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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the medium is the mode
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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obamasyomama
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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read banned books
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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i redundant already.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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No hidden window here.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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SCORPION PIE
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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routine is a link with the past
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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You might regret it.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Taze a kitten!
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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This statement is a lie.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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SAUL MUSIC
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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you left the iron on.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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help me i've turned into paper
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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