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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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obamasyomama
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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God is dead, long live God
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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decency is a relative thing
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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You've caught an even atom tan
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This is a pipe.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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the important thing is to cum...
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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d's nutz
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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discordia lumine maior
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History is written by the winners
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Invent a problem
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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You are now breathing manually.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Click here to win.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Lucifer goes to church.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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I am a verb and so can you!
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Poetry is in the street.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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How am I not who I Am?
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step one: build a better idiot
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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All generalisations are false
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Only the insane prosper
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Fuck god
I love her
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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HAIL TETRIS!
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Newfags can't triforce
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