Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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Achacha
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Hail Damage Repair!
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Don't believe everything you think.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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help me i've turned into paper
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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There is where you say something stupid.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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The chao goes mu.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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You're No. One
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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POOPEEPIE
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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I hear music!
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Seriousness is death
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Buddha made me do it.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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And a cat in every bag.
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our bored brains need information overload
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The world is too loud nowadays
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Down is the new up!
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Have a good day, or die.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Adapt or die!
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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never fear goddess is here
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Less is a possibilty
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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