Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Critique Thyself
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Did I just say that out loud?
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Paradox isn't.
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I'm in this for the money.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Failure takes practice
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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This is inappropriate
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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you are now manually dying
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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you must have one grand passion
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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DEATH SUCKS.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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listen when your body talks
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Everything I know has been to space!
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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