When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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