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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Get 0%, win
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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TV Sets the Channel
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Confusion is paradise
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Leap before you look
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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I am living in denial.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Be as if.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Just do it.
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poonerism
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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PANTS?
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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being broke is childish
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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fallin' allin
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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non serviam
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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I invented plagiarism.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Think about what you are thinking
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Who told you to believe that?
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Terror is what you make of it.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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This sign is not self-referential.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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automation is deadly
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the revolution will not realised
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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You can't be too serious.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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There is no conspiracy.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Space is a practiced place.
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These words mean nothing.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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keep your eyes open
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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