Semi Official Memebomb Archive

survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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"I can't breed!"
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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How did you get here?
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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NO YOU!
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Personally, I blame society
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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You now have Asian Flu.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Such Oddacity.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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You are a fire hazard
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I GET IT!
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Life is not only for you.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Why are you too good to die?
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Be a badass
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Property is theft.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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It's now
 
 
and then
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Free? Prove it!
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mttv
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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