Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Monogamy is Perverted.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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No forbidding allowed.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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i can't do that yet.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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God made me an atheist.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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All men are created unequal.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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bleed for the international power
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Albino african
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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This sentence is a lie.
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And a cat in every bag.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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its not. but maybe
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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all roads lead to qumran
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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How are you reading this?
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Cadres decide everything.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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How often do you feel human?
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TRAVELITE
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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i believe that children are the futile
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Try Dying.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Question lobotomy.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Great! Doesn't it
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Average is such a mean word
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Fuck god
I love her
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You are now breathing manually.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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That's just what I believe
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Use no hooks.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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