Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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physical culture is second best
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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obamasyomama
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Don't panic.
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Suspend belief.
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i will!
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Motherfucker who you playing
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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lord of the memes...
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Don't believe everything you think.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Reality is only a theory
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Subversive is the new black.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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What is the first question?
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The future is history.
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Your ego is biohazard
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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hail deep thought
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This sticker is upside-down.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Knowing is hard.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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kill someone today
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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しょがない。
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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