Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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It's good to be the King.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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The Game
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Dick.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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wait,
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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This isn't all true.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Elite Populist
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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supplementing my permanent record
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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everyone's work is equally important
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When's the last time you felt great?
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There is no Truth here.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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averageness is a point of view
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Jesus is 6.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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i'm just as god remade me
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I just love the way you hate
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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what did you lap up today?
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How did you get here?
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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nobody is in charge
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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words tend to be inadequate
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christafarian
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fun or doom
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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