Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Please clean up after your god.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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ignorance is knowledge
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This is not a pipe.
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Free? Prove it!
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Why not?
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fathers often use too much force
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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don't forget what you already know
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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the important thing is to cum...
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Only Americans are real humans
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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our bored brains need information overload
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Soil isn't a document
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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kill someone today
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wait!
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change your mind
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Marx invented capitalism.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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know it's naught!
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Normal
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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BeLIEve
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Abel had no descendants.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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choose life
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Noone knows our destination.
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