Semi Official Memebomb Archive

War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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supplementing my permanent record
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Be eaten by babies
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Welcome home
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Down is the new up!
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Futility is futile.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Your memebomb
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Oops bi did it again
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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me me na me meme name
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to be is not to be
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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It's not my struggle
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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This sentence is false.
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Don't be naive.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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In the end. there's a period.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Not a Restroom
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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i wish i had tried.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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DO NOT WANT.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Abel had no descendants.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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