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No, you're not a rebel.
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Never mind that.
#2116 -359 = 2842 - 3201 - +
I could only masquerade
#4709 -318 = 3319 - 3637 - +
Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
#4499 -268 = 3385 - 3653 - +
you are now manually dying
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God is dead, long live God
#5873 -378 = 3066 - 3444 - +
Forget you even read this.
#1276 -358 = 3310 - 3668 - +
If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
#1739 -436 = 2645 - 3081 - +
There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
#5955 -371 = 3198 - 3569 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -267 = 4635 - 4902 - +
Art is dangerous
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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No forbidding allowed.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Make weirdness normal.
#2016 -400 = 3368 - 3768 - +
what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
#5944 -281 = 4164 - 4445 - +
IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
#4230 -329 = 3442 - 3771 - +
Objectivity is subjective
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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love to see it happen
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
#2115 -274 = 2872 - 3146 - +
Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
#5425 -293 = 3315 - 3608 - +
There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
#3955 -338 = 2940 - 3278 - +
feel better now
#1235 -370 = 3581 - 3951 - +
Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
#3976 -356 = 4268 - 4624 - +
Vanilla extract
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
#5242 -268 = 3577 - 3845 - +
Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
#2616 -271 = 3070 - 3341 - +
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
#2711 -274 = 4856 - 5130 - +
don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
#1015 -361 = 3537 - 3898 - +
Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
#1984 -330 = 3292 - 3622 - +
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Kill your Idle
#1922 -279 = 3411 - 3690 - +
there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
#5968 -312 = 3075 - 3387 - +
Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
#5784 -405 = 2781 - 3186 - +
When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
#3462 -397 = 3687 - 4084 - +
destroy your mind, the rest will follow
#4623 -316 = 3247 - 3563 - +
is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
#1786 -363 = 2678 - 3041 - +
 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
#3997 -328 = 3148 - 3476 - +
A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
#589 -308 = 3154 - 3462 - +
FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
#4277 -292 = 3013 - 3305 - +
We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Question reality.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
#4970 -325 = 3062 - 3387 - +
Failure takes practice
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
#4472 -292 = 3387 - 3679 - +
OGLUM BAK GiT!
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
#592 -396 = 3194 - 3590 - +
Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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How come you so Dumb?
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
#721 -305 = 3188 - 3493 - +
myth can make reality more intelligible
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Perception is not reality
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
#3186 -347 = 3298 - 3645 - +
[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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FOREVER ALONE
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
#2903 -369 = 2660 - 3029 - +
Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Youthanize yourself
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Conventions are lazy.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Pain = stupidity
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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NO YOU!
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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