Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Remember to forget sometimes.
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Have you been alive lately?
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morals are for little people
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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The End is Rear!
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Leadership means taxes
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Think outside which box?
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Suspend belief.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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I GET IT!
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A king's castle is his home.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Education is a form of murder
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Reality is a work in progress.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Poetry is in the street.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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This is a mindjacking!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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get thee behind me greyface
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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No one gets out alive.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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