Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Never give an inch!
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Home is where the disease is
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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what did you lap up today?
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What is the first question?
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Slippery when slick
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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I hear music!
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Achacha
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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hate speech?
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Normality is a luxury
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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raw backwards is war
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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SILENCE
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Violators will be fisted.
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You know what I always say...
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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worrying can help you prepare
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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theft is the liberty of property
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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How did you get here?
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Work is a four letter word.
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