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There is where you say something stupid.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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it's a headless blunder
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Buddha made me do it.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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This message is not for you.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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My mess is a life
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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all roads lead to qumran
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Subversive is the new black.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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to whom it may concern,
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Because it's there.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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You are hearing voices
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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change is an inside job
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Deity... he's come for me
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Impeach the constitution
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Don't quote this
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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not valid without receipt
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Everybody knows.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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this post scares me
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Check Mate!
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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