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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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raw backwards is war
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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DO NOT WANT.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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really
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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KNOW SHIT!
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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fnord
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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maybe partying will help
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Are you still awake?
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Cums
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everything counts in large amounts
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This is a question?
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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I don't believe you.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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remember to react
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Quit the shit
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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Secrecy kills.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Defective for our future.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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You know it all, don't you?
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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How do you get all those coins?
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what i think i am
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Sense is made, not born.
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