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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Beware of false profits
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Clara mascara
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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kill someone today
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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That makes sense
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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get into the way!
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wait faster
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Don't forget to die
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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"Please do not use other door."
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Success: Just say NO.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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The following statement is not true:
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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You are hearing voices
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Nature loves to hide.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Save us from salvation
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Please go back 3 squares
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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listen when your body talks
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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mostly you should mind your own business
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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This is the end
of the
end
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Truth is plural and contingent
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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averageness is a point of view
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I just love the way you hate
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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