Semi Official Memebomb Archive

BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Happiness is not efficient
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planning for the future is escapism
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Are you a character or a being?
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Have that mole checked out
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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I'm on thought rations
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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I am my own god now
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Hellen back
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Stop Palpitation!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Do you smell bacon?
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Such Oddacity.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Then why do you do it?
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Zombie or not to be?
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I saw what you did just now
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Don't tread on me
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Context does.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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