Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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How did you get here?
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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We're behaving like insects
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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the posthumous will judge.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Use no hooks.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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ice 4 eyes
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Apocalypse!
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Man's character is his fate.
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wishing things away is not effective
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Don't knock opportunity
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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If you do it, want it.
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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The Truth Is No.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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The Sanity is IN.
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i redundant already.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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The Beginning is Near.
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Believing is seeing.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Think outside which box?
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Good luck on your exam.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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I'm not dead yet!
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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I don't exist.
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This sign is not for you.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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