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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Are you happy? If not, why?
#3501 -304 = 3274 - 3578 - +
How was the first/last time you felt great?
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Life is a hard life.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Be less prepared.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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I love you too.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Try Dying.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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nobody is in charge
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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It is happening again.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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The beginning of the end is T
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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much was decided before you were born
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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All that is colossal is fraud
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poonerism
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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you are now entering!
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Levity Sucks!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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This is a mindjacking!
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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keep your eyes open
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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you can even marry harry
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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