Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Please look away immediately.
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Law = X/0
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Today is the day.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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What is it with you and money?
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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If its to be, its up to me
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Knock yourself out.
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Please go away.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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me me na me meme name
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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[citation needed]
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It's later than you think.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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I am GOD here!
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Secrecy kills.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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noise can be hostile
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timidity is laughable
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Save us from salvation
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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You are not your ego
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Your computer is lying to you.
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MEMESTORM
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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