It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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