Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Who told you to believe that?
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Without fuck ¡
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Theft is liberty
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Fight Me
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Your ego is biohazard
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Leadership means taxes
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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True love is overrated
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Holy shit look over there --->
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description is more important than metaphor
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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minimeme
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Happiness is not efficient
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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hungry? eat me.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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annoy the boring
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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