Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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The End is Rear!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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help me i've turned into paper
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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morals are for little people
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That's just what I believe
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TV Sets the Channel
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Congregation, please be seated
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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i will!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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the void does not exist
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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TREY CRAY
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Elite Populist
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Education is a form of murder
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Please cue at this point -->
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Think outside which box?
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Negation is definition
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Operatives are standing by.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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