Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Get ready for this.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Laibach and Bank of England
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can-I-help-you's
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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PANTFARTICA
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Beware of falling hammers
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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All we have is words
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Imprint your reality here.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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Take no shit, take a crap
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Appreciate Chaos
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Who is the shepherd?
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Give me liberty or, else.
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anarchonistic
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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The following statement is not true:
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Browsers for Genocide
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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i am not a label (5 words)
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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fun is my function
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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The beginning of the end is T
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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routine is a link with the past
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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this conversation is over
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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DNA controls you!
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