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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Kwote Zero
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Achacha
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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the future is here now
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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description is more important than metaphor
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i believe the earth is fat!
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Schplie!!!! at random
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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This is the end
of the
end
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Believing is seeing.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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just say know
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Find your passion for apathy
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Percepi et esse.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Which way to America?
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I think the terrorists just won.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Why don't you mind?!
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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re-evolution!
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Violence never settles anything.
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humor is a release
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Terror is what you make of it.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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God is dead, long live God
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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That makes sense
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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To be happy is a new notion
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you owe the world not the other way around
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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