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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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Your brain is itchy
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words tend to be inadequate
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Someone knows better than you
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Read less, live more.
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Examine the following:
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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The free market never cured malaria.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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It's not my struggle
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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antifart
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Panic carefully
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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It might be worth it.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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How am I not myself?
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change your mind
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Yes men get all the babes!
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Undermine society, everybody!
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That makes sense
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Confront the system.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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You know better
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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