Semi Official Memebomb Archive

our bored brains need information overload
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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beat violence!
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Pain = stupidity
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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It's not my struggle
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It happened to you too
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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happy happens
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help me i've turned into paper
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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That's what she said.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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[insert witty meme here]
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Laugh
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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This is now part of your day.
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Stop history
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you can do more than you think.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Scene and Herd.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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I believe I disbelieve.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Ye of many faiths
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Beware of falling hammers
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Without fuck ¡
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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We Universe Itself
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Robots bleed red
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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