Semi Official Memebomb Archive

operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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unique things must be the most valuable
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Do you smell bacon?
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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Abel had no descendants.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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You woke up for this?
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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keep your eyes open
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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never fear goddess is here
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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The Government is watching God
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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i will!
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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angst is lame
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Average is such a mean word
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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what time is it on mars?
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operating under the illusion
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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MINDCRAFT
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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I see what you did there.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Jesus is 6.
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fun is my function
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everything that's interesting is new
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Who watches the watchers?
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