Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We are all popes of our own madness
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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I see what you did there.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Have that mole checked out
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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hugo phurst
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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How's that working out for you?
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GET OVER IT
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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pretend you have free will
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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do you think we are forever?
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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politics is used for personal gain
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Malpractice makes perfect
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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Some farts go poop.
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JUST THINKING
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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levity sucks.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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non serviam
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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That's a fish and you know it!
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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brainsprain
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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automation is deadly
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Habeas Corpus
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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We Universe Itself
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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escape from libtardia.
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For a good time call Eris
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Pain = stupidity
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This is a thought free zone.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Try to outlive these words.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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after birth is before death
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Control is not control
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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chance the yeti
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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