Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Save us from salvation
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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You can't buy fun like this
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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snub backwards is buns
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Make like nature: select all.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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even your family can betray you
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just say know
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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just believing something can make it happen
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Try Dying.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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world wide eyed
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Find your passion for apathy
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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decency is a relative thing
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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war is a purification rite
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Don't fart then inhale it
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Cums
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No costume is no costume
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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How am I not who I Am?
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Be excellent to each other
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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