Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
#2079 -336 = 2905 - 3241 - +
emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
#1143 -300 = 2628 - 2928 - +
What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
#3151 -427 = 3102 - 3529 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -2372 = 7264 - 9636 - +
REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
#6219 -399 = 4068 - 4467 - +
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
#5437 -326 = 2956 - 3282 - +
i will!
#6184 -345 = 3702 - 4047 - +
Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
#5770 -337 = 2901 - 3238 - +
Is this really worth it?
#3995 -374 = 2970 - 3344 - +
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
#1318 -318 = 3458 - 3776 - +
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
#1515 -300 = 3389 - 3689 - +
ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
#674 -313 = 3709 - 4022 - +
Fight crime. Shoot back.
#1240 -360 = 3065 - 3425 - +
Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
#5043 -317 = 2988 - 3305 - +
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
#3051 -347 = 2813 - 3160 - +
The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
#5246 -365 = 2850 - 3215 - +
Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
#834 -337 = 2805 - 3142 - +
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
#5914 -515 = 2993 - 3508 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -267 = 4153 - 4420 - +
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
#3166 -275 = 3158 - 3433 - +
Remember to lie to your loved ones
#2404 -275 = 3304 - 3579 - +
"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
#5421 -412 = 2600 - 3012 - +
wait,
#5208 -298 = 3288 - 3586 - +
Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
#2202 -272 = 3064 - 3336 - +
categorizing fear is calming
#889 -342 = 3194 - 3536 - +
The free market never cured malaria.
#4867 -294 = 3350 - 3644 - +
The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
#2684 -314 = 3169 - 3483 - +
God is innocent; the church did it all.
#3639 -260 = 3507 - 3767 - +
So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
#5141 -297 = 3336 - 3633 - +
The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
#2632 -294 = 2789 - 3083 - +
An honest politician is a national calamity.
#4959 -324 = 3458 - 3782 - +
Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
#4047 -273 = 3788 - 4061 - +
If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
#1663 -267 = 3597 - 3864 - +
Change yourself and you change the world.
#4602 -312 = 3179 - 3491 - +
The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
#4744 -339 = 3635 - 3974 - +
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
#4382 -493 = 4753 - 5246 - +
unique things must be the most valuable
#3024 -345 = 3094 - 3439 - +
Look for people picking their nose in their car.
#1995 -286 = 3347 - 3633 - +
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
#6366 -664 = 3779 - 4443 - +
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
#1455 -293 = 2653 - 2946 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -252 = 4825 - 5077 - +
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
#3145 -350 = 3609 - 3959 - +
The real Supreme Court meets up here
#2761 -353 = 2625 - 2978 - +
you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
#3257 -348 = 2915 - 3263 - +
Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
#5393 -382 = 2709 - 3091 - +
No one can tell you're faking it, too.
#2143 -303 = 3684 - 3987 - +
ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
#6302 -443 = 4110 - 4553 - +
The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
#5217 -359 = 2849 - 3208 - +
BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
#854 -292 = 3081 - 3373 - +
life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
#1976 -330 = 2792 - 3122 - +
My moral standing is lying down.
#2094 -376 = 3233 - 3609 - +
You don't really fit in this hole.
#3308 -315 = 3674 - 3989 - +
no good deed will go unpunished!
#5050 -192 = 3252 - 3444 - +
Happiness is a new idea.
#1374 -295 = 2638 - 2933 - +
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
#1720 -358 = 3386 - 3744 - +
You can't have too much ambiguity.
#4991 -395 = 2859 - 3254 - +
Do what you want to say
#1051 -317 = 3208 - 3525 - +
I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
#5517 -353 = 3482 - 3835 - +
"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
#5098 -472 = 3671 - 4143 - +
Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
#6398 -800 = 3096 - 3896 - +
Freedom of speech ain't free.
#1294 -323 = 3508 - 3831 - +
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
#2800 -377 = 3285 - 3662 - +
Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
#4977 -291 = 3028 - 3319 - +
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
#4596 -350 = 3273 - 3623 - +
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
#2942 -331 = 3002 - 3333 - +
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
#1795 -361 = 2529 - 2890 - +
Sedition doesn't go far enough.
#4803 -350 = 3257 - 3607 - +
ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
#4949 -366 = 3185 - 3551 - +
HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
#6338 -512 = 4193 - 4705 - +
Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
#4490 -460 = 2650 - 3110 - +
why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
#5981 -298 = 3396 - 3694 - +
You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
#3263 -277 = 3557 - 3834 - +
inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
#3836 -319 = 3285 - 3604 - +
the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
#2801 -368 = 2687 - 3055 - +
what did you lap up today?
#5084 -447 = 2535 - 2982 - +
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
#4046 -403 = 3509 - 3912 - +
Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
#4440 -365 = 2915 - 3280 - +
Pawn Takes king.
#4916 -459 = 3317 - 3776 - +
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
#6195 -259 = 4155 - 4414 - +
DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
#6231 -418 = 3970 - 4388 - +
at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
#772 -345 = 3277 - 3622 - +
It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
#1828 -283 = 2822 - 3105 - +
anything that claims to be a god is not
#4459 -316 = 2570 - 2886 - +
Small minds think alike, too.
#2494 -265 = 3874 - 4139 - +
you're doing it.
#4198 -381 = 2545 - 2926 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
#943 -450 = 3008 - 3458 - +
Reduce Distill Purify Teach
#2395 -344 = 2756 - 3100 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1908 = 5865 - 7773 - +
Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
#5685 -285 = 3478 - 3763 - +
Not a Restroom
#3851 -376 = 2564 - 2940 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -2089 = 6221 - 8310 - +
Life is Too Short to Rush
#3910 -354 = 2959 - 3313 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 -106 = 629 - 735 - +
COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
#930 -259 = 3613 - 3872 - +
fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
#4383 -334 = 3050 - 3384 - +
THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
#5110 -488 = 3253 - 3741 - +
MAKE IT STOP
#2013 -408 = 2773 - 3181 - +
Heresy is for the open-minded
#5479 -349 = 2226 - 2575 - +
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
#1188 -291 = 2965 - 3256 - +
Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
#4799 -340 = 3001 - 3341 - +

5223 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project