Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Revelations will not be televised.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Should we start over?
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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[citation needed]
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Examine the following:
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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you sure its safe?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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"I can't breed!"
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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angst is lame
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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The only enemy is good
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Rejoin the human race.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Only the insane prosper
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Take the RED pill.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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someone should do something about that
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Take no shit, take a crap
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Fumble the bumble
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Don't quote this
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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fuck it we ball
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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My pockets went to Distopia
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Vanilla extract
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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