Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
#6379 -684 = 3943 - 4627 - +
A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
#5956 -297 = 3070 - 3367 - +
That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
#5476 -363 = 2488 - 2851 - +
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
#605 -428 = 2973 - 3401 - +
don't place to much trust in experts
#1091 -287 = 3172 - 3459 - +
Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
#2409 -355 = 3112 - 3467 - +
iPods are made of people!
#1784 -363 = 2968 - 3331 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
#6522 -102 = 805 - 907 - +
you're not important. Lucky you.
#4541 -392 = 2808 - 3200 - +
It's not lies if we know the truth.
#1866 -344 = 2499 - 2843 - +
Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
#2312 -280 = 2886 - 3166 - +
There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
#2840 -317 = 3428 - 3745 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -2211 = 7066 - 9277 - +
Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
#2532 -303 = 3487 - 3790 - +
A cat is a cat, and that is that.
#6536 -1 = 3 - 4 - +
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
#4856 -305 = 3175 - 3480 - +
The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
#5891 -352 = 2720 - 3072 - +
This isn't all true.
#4773 -335 = 3188 - 3523 - +
Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
#5501 -367 = 3426 - 3793 - +
Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
#4815 -406 = 2969 - 3375 - +
What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
#4512 -301 = 3368 - 3669 - +
If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
#1634 -365 = 2743 - 3108 - +
What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
#3137 -343 = 2665 - 3008 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
#3941 -340 = 5217 - 5557 - +
The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
#2739 -421 = 3071 - 3492 - +
If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
#4642 -265 = 2820 - 3085 - +
Fortified shadows of weakened construction
#5725 -309 = 3092 - 3401 - +
then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
#5284 -367 = 3383 - 3750 - +
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
#688 -263 = 3734 - 3997 - +
Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
#3798 -163 = 3736 - 3899 - +
i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
#4826 -437 = 2811 - 3248 - +
i don't hate crime.
#6156 -342 = 3721 - 4063 - +
If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
#4424 -336 = 2987 - 3323 - +
Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
#4809 -319 = 3999 - 4318 - +
Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
#6331 -535 = 4303 - 4838 - +
It really is just a jump to the left.
#5025 -368 = 2773 - 3141 - +
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
#1104 -300 = 3183 - 3483 - +
Stop being used.
#3533 -416 = 3154 - 3570 - +
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
#1262 -307 = 2842 - 3149 - +
YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
#3267 -327 = 3016 - 3343 - +
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
#5937 -255 = 3256 - 3511 - +
Consume, conform, OBEY!
#948 -300 = 4116 - 4416 - +
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
#2038 -273 = 2776 - 3049 - +
The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
#2708 -300 = 2860 - 3160 - +
No hidden window here.
#2133 -301 = 3690 - 3991 - +
Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
#5368 -431 = 2915 - 3346 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
#3855 -284 = 3425 - 3709 - +
It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
#1793 -287 = 3026 - 3313 - +
Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
#3998 -291 = 4159 - 4450 - +
Average is such a mean word
#5379 -379 = 2940 - 3319 - +
We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
#3994 -321 = 2863 - 3184 - +
supplementing my permanent record
#4610 -310 = 2886 - 3196 - +
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
#1803 -419 = 2893 - 3312 - +
Normality = boring-reality
#5131 -372 = 2939 - 3311 - +
When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
#4396 -345 = 2798 - 3143 - +
Stasis is the most potent force for change.
#3677 -311 = 3794 - 4105 - +
Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
#3774 -290 = 3184 - 3474 - +
Chaos never goes out in style?
#3569 -306 = 2888 - 3194 - +
Fools seldom differ
#1263 -313 = 3453 - 3766 - +
i just changed the world
#1528 -347 = 2675 - 3022 - +
The police are your friends.
#2748 -364 = 2783 - 3147 - +
Here's what I know,
#1410 -359 = 3241 - 3600 - +
What are you thinking now that you are finished?
#3136 -418 = 3187 - 3605 - +
It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
#4784 -387 = 3092 - 3479 - +
Beware of falling hammers
#831 -299 = 3588 - 3887 - +
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
#5515 -306 = 3232 - 3538 - +
Bored people are boring people.
#847 -469 = 3478 - 3947 - +
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
#5258 -286 = 3270 - 3556 - +
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
#1684 -294 = 3261 - 3555 - +
If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
#4965 -629 = 3060 - 3689 - +
can this really be happening to me
#3430 -357 = 2851 - 3208 - +
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
#6366 -664 = 3805 - 4469 - +
Freedom is within their grasp.
#3615 -352 = 3147 - 3499 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -1971 = 5859 - 7830 - +
The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
#4954 -282 = 3533 - 3815 - +
Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
#2306 -399 = 2934 - 3333 - +
ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
#6237 -336 = 3696 - 4032 - +
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
#2319 -303 = 2843 - 3146 - +
I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
#5844 -295 = 3129 - 3424 - +
change is an inside job
#5710 -357 = 2537 - 2894 - +
abstraction is a type of decadence
#650 -403 = 2885 - 3288 - +
No one cares if you lie on the internet.
#2144 -335 = 3178 - 3513 - +
They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
#5784 -399 = 2750 - 3149 - +
If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
#1696 -288 = 3048 - 3336 - +
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
#2966 -275 = 3834 - 4109 - +
earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
#5823 -350 = 3554 - 3904 - +
to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
#5380 -306 = 3199 - 3505 - +
mttv
#6107 -435 = 3173 - 3608 - +
Support free enterprise: shoplift.
#2579 -280 = 3252 - 3532 - +
Kilmalosa323
#5508 -257 = 3030 - 3287 - +
You can't legislate beliefs.
#3459 -356 = 3089 - 3445 - +
PANTS?
#4363 -289 = 2934 - 3223 - +
HAIL TETRIS!
#5267 -393 = 2682 - 3075 - +
Are you a character or a being?
#748 -337 = 3373 - 3710 - +
Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
#5016 -363 = 3017 - 3380 - +
those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
#2943 -303 = 3353 - 3656 - +
TREY CRAY
#6322 -618 = 3879 - 4497 - +
you're doing it.
#4198 -382 = 2570 - 2952 - +
The new world order is sorted descending.
#5565 -347 = 2710 - 3057 - +
Popes needed
#2317 -313 = 2727 - 3040 - +

5235 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project