Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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sin is a means of social control
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Smile for the camera!
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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even she goes poo... even she
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That's what she said.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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this is one sentence.
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Then why do you do it?
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A free world needs no leaders
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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I love you too.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Each and single one
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Please use other door.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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DNA controls you!
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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you sure its safe?
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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You're No. One
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Leap before you look
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Jesus loves war!
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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to whom it may concern,
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Your mother was lying
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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apologies
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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In the end. there's a period.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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How do you get all those coins?
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And thus, sense was made.
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History is a religion
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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there is an error in this sentence.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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I don't exist.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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World's Best Dad
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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