Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Get 0%, win
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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exciting controversy
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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You can fine-tune at will.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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brobama
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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The solution is part of the problem.
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We see what you did there.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Why don't you mind?!
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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fun or doom
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Specialization is for insects
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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What poor gods we do make.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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There is no conspiracy.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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fututio, non verba.
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There are no gold prisons
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Undermine society, everybody!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Buddha made me do it.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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mttv
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Caution: dry paint.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Knock yourself out.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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The police are your friends.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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It's a trap!
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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The only enemy is good
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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