Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can't legislate beliefs.
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technology will make or break us
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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HAIL TETRIS!
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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pretend you have free will
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Lead Ashtray
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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revolution means going around in circles.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Invent a problem
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Without fuck ¡
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nobody is in charge
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Knowing is hard.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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What is it with you and money?
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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the future is here now
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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