Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Jesus loves war!
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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There is no mainstream.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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All myths are modern
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jesus, that's a good one!
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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happy happens
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You always love the ones you hurt
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Five is a demon.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Beware of falling hammers
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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get thee behind me greyface
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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It might be worth it.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Context does.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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This is my steakhouse.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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Kill your Idle
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Get ready for this.
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i believe that children are the futile
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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The future is history.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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You are now thinking manually.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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DIY
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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golfers are the illuminati
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Coffee is bean water.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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SILENCE
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Avert thy gaze!
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