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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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using force to stop force is absurd
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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You're standing in it now.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Do you smell bacon?
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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NANODICK
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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all that litters is old
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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しょがない。
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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i wish i had tried.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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We are watching you
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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me me na me meme name
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Both are fools but who knows?
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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If your not confused your wrong
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Ye of many faiths
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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we need some new cliches
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Life is a hard life.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Love's as good as soma!
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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land of the fee
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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this is a interdistraction
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Fait accompli...
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Abandon all art NOW
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