Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
- Samuel R. delany
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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