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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Which way to America?
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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We see what you did there.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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travelight
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The new money is info.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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starvation is nature's way
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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The police are your friends.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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I am high, bye
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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choose life
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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really
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fallin' allin
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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This message isn't for you
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challenge your habits
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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what did you lap up today?
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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This is not a pipe.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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