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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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fathers often use too much force
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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obamasyomama
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Levity Sucks!
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Peace is a graveyard.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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It is happening again.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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I am my own god now
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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BeLIEve
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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This sign is not for you.
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This is inappropriate
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slack lives matter
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Do not read this message.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Pretend to be real.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Without fuck ¡
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Smile for the camera!
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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SCORPION PIE
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In here we're all anemic.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Are you still awake?
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This side up.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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an elite is inevitable
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Language is speaking you.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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