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Reality is only a theory
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Freedom is a party
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Lead Ashtray
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fat people think they are fat.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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humor is a release
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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It's ok that you don't know.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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hail deep thought
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Pain = stupidity
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Good luck on your exam.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Happiness is not efficient
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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look above the wind.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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There is no mainstream.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Today is the day.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Buddha made me do it.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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non serviam
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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