Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Approbio si latine loqueris
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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My god is bigger.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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You Can Use Fire
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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We are here to grow our souls
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Think while it's still illegal
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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If not now, then when?
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Life is a hard life.
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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I have found a truth.
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Because and effect.
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iPods are made of people!
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Robots bleed red
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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World's Best Dad
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Why are you so sure?
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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You are the voice in your head.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Objectivity is subjective
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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NANODICK
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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It's never too late to start.
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Seriousness is death
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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If you do it, want it.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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Hokum all ye faithful
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lord of the memes...
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Never give an inch!
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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