Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's your fault we're cheating.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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I think you came to late.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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hate love - love hate
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Please use other door.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Neither God nor master!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Your mother was lying
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Never give an inch!
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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Don't worry, be metal
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This is an advertisement
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Explain your sense of self
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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getting even is odd.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Killing is murder
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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exciting controversy
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Average is such a mean word
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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meet us in orbit
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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The free market never cured malaria.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Don't panic.
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There is no more revolution;
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Lego my Ego
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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