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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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bleed for the international power
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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"Please feel free."
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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The Truth Is No.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Jesus loves war!
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get fired. taste delicious.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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problem solver or problem maker
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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play freebird!
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decadence can be an end in itself
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Got your knows!
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Quit the shit
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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The trick is whatever happens next
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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I have found a truth.
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Prop Up The System!
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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GET OVER IT
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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Forget you even read this.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Average is such a mean word
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Perception is not reality
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The following statement is not true:
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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its not. but maybe
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TREY CRAY
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