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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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But I'm already repressed!
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the important thing is to cum...
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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what did you lap up today?
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The revolution will be the same
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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TV Sets the Channel
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land of the fee
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Clara mascara
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Congregation, please be seated
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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fallin' allin
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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christinsanity
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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You are a fire hazard
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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DIY
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Smoke fish.
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[citation needed]
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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It can't rain all the time
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Home is where the disease is
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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NANODICK
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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This is where I get off...
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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You are not an individual.
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I know what you did last summer...
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Look at the finger!!
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Tear off all your labels.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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We see what you did there.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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