Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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This is not here
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Let's be cruel!
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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This sentence is a lie.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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hail deep thought
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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ALWAYS IS
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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This town needs an enema.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Tick tick tick
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Are you sure? Why not?
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Are you living in the real world?
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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get into the way!
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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zombies like you
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I know you, and I know your game...
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this is a interdistraction
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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noise can be hostile
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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asshole
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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This is an advertisement
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You might not count in the New World Order
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I believe I disbelieve.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Not all people are human.
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What are you doing?!
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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