Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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hope is self-replicating
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Finishing is for quitters.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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ALWAYS IS
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Who are you? Why?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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I could only masquerade
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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POOPEEPIE
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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There is no more revolution;
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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there is an error in this sentence.
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stay human
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Power to the Imagination.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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The truth never set anyone free
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Theft is liberty
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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This is Not an Exist.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Go places.
Do things
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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This sentence is a lie.
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Grate with purpose
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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