Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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There is no more revolution;
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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to whom it may concern,
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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What poor gods we do make.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Because and effect.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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i think therefore i think i am
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Have that mole checked out
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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those without self-control seek to control others
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KNOW NOW
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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all roads lead to qumran
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Have a good day, or die.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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all information is misinformation
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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We have this area under surveillance
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My father was a good woman.
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Try to outlive these words.
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They know you're reading this.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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christafarian
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Read out loud.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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This is a pipe.
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Your dick sucks!
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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seizure salad
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Free? Prove it!
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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What is the first question?
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You are a product.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Zombie or not to be?
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Average is such a mean word
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Lady Inspired
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Reading is not understanding.
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