Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Cadres decide everything.
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They're catching up to you!
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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[insert witty meme here]
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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consider the inconsiderate.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Plan early, plan twice
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Gamergate was here
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Think inside the box
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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you smell like your mistress.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Death is not only for you.
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SILENCE
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Get ready for this.
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God made me an atheist.
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Happiness is not efficient
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Law = X/0
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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I am GOD here!
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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The world is too loud nowadays
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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i will!
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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The door is the key.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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wipe off that lipstick.
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