Semi Official Memebomb Archive

peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Jesus was a profit.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Success: Just say NO.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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problem solver or problem maker
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Can you hear me now?
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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obamasyomama
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Never give an inch!
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Give up while your still where you started.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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This bear's repeating.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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wishing things away is not effective
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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you left the iron on.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Don't think
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Please go away.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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