Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Now Accepting New Patience
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Think about what you are thinking
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christinsanity
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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Are you a character or a being?
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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[Citation Needed]
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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to whom it may concern,
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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escape from libtardia.
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There are no gold prisons
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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True love is overrated
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you read my fucking mind
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Support your local ceiling.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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nothing is something
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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This is not here
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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WARNING: And how!
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Click here to win.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Suffering is Optional...
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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decency is a relative thing
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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the past is dead country
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Do what you want to say
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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How often do you feel human?
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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