Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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