Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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They know you're reading this.
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delusions comfy enough?
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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The Government is watching God
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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No one noticed.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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the revolution will not realised
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the keepers of time are robots.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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check your assumptions
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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kill someone today
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Some farts go poof.
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hugo phurst
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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challenge your habits
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Reality is only a theory
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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you're it, no backsies
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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escape from libtardia.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Forget you even read this.
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This statement is a lie.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Be young - shut up!
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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