Semi Official Memebomb Archive

“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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You can fine-tune at will.
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an elite is inevitable
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illness is a state of mind
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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travelight
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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It's good to be the King.
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play freebird!
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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My body is clay for me to mold
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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No forbidding allowed.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Not a Restroom
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Your mother was lying
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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This is 'not cricket'.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Pawn Takes king.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Recycle your pets
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Why didn't you?
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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August Victoria hospital
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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The Government is watching God
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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You are what you hate.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Fight Me
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Fight apathy or don't.
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It might be worth it.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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This bear's repeating.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Art is dangerous
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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exciting controversy
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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