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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Think outside the book.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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obamasyomama
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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And thus, sense was made.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Soil isn't a document
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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Caution: dry floor.
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Do not believe language.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Stop imitating yourself.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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This is my steakhouse.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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If you do it, want it.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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everything counts in large amounts
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Go places.
Do things
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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smash -HERE- to find out
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Free? Prove it!
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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fallin' allin
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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know it's naught!
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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These words mean nothing.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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The Creator is the Destroyer.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Your smile or your life
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Things you own end up owning you
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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But we'll never survive!
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Hail Damage Repair!
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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This sentence is a lie.
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