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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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That makes sense
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Clara mascara
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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you left the iron on.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Convictions cause convicts.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Apocalypse!
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expressing anger is necessary
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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abort that defeatist
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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It's a trap!
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Home is where the disease is
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Maybe you're a product too
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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i don't hate crime.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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go within the flow
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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what? do you think?
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Popes needed
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Dare to be stupid.
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You're No. One
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Make weirdness normal.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Newfags can't triforce
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Percepi et esse.
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Oops bi did it again
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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