Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Why are you too good to die?
#3210 -459 = 3107 - 3566 - +
Now is forever
#6548 -3 = 2 - 5 - +
Flee at once, all is discovered.
#1253 -335 = 2863 - 3198 - +
The Revolution will not be televised.
#2772 -276 = 3074 - 3350 - +
Remember the . . . what was it again?
#2402 -242 = 3165 - 3407 - +
I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
#4297 -309 = 3082 - 3391 - +
An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
#4139 -318 = 3612 - 3930 - +
war is a purification rite
#3053 -303 = 2528 - 2831 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -318 = 3123 - 3441 - +
It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
#1841 -320 = 3053 - 3373 - +
THIS MACHINE LIES
#2920 -269 = 3669 - 3938 - +
chasing the new is dangerous to society
#905 -306 = 3505 - 3811 - +
Convictions cause convicts.
#953 -356 = 2829 - 3185 - +
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
#606 -279 = 3621 - 3900 - +
the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
#2695 -306 = 3322 - 3628 - +
Neither God nor master!
#2106 -415 = 2583 - 2998 - +
we exist to exist to exist to exist
#6458 -453 = 2503 - 2956 - +
Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
#4930 -353 = 3845 - 4198 - +
I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
#1587 -317 = 3772 - 4089 - +
You won't meet Buddha on the road.
#3363 -311 = 3306 - 3617 - +
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
#577 -300 = 2961 - 3261 - +
Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
#5977 -350 = 3007 - 3357 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -268 = 3751 - 4019 - +
This isn't all true.
#4773 -339 = 3244 - 3583 - +
Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
#4138 -389 = 3701 - 4090 - +
If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
#5423 -467 = 2868 - 3335 - +
fun is my function
#1304 -341 = 3604 - 3945 - +
The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
#2783 -322 = 3751 - 4073 - +
its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
#4881 -319 = 3437 - 3756 - +
AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
#6268 -390 = 3911 - 4301 - +
Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
#1177 -284 = 2614 - 2898 - +
your breath smells a funny colour
#6058 -267 = 3662 - 3929 - +
Your memebomb
#4136 -347 = 3238 - 3585 - +
Think outside which box?
#3946 -296 = 3850 - 4146 - +
A small mind is a tidy mind.
#629 -365 = 3400 - 3765 - +
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
#3830 -329 = 3293 - 3622 - +
(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
#4457 -300 = 3088 - 3388 - +
We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
#3996 -307 = 5119 - 5426 - +
Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4280 -324 = 3267 - 3591 - +
If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
#3720 -349 = 2941 - 3290 - +
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
#5564 -261 = 2752 - 3013 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 -300 = 5085 - 5385 - +
ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
#6306 -481 = 4276 - 4757 - +
Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
#1243 -331 = 3632 - 3963 - +
the medium is the mode
#4135 -319 = 3132 - 3451 - +
There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
#4236 -330 = 3137 - 3467 - +
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
#4818 -337 = 3095 - 3432 - +
All we have is words
#4882 -255 = 3889 - 4144 - +
Such Oddacity.
#2575 -244 = 3233 - 3477 - +
Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
#4542 -305 = 3228 - 3533 - +
WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
#6127 -393 = 3667 - 4060 - +
WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
#3055 -353 = 2777 - 3130 - +
Grab it and feel it
#4868 -274 = 3257 - 3531 - +
All of the Sex with none of the calories
#4979 -270 = 3683 - 3953 - +
I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
#1541 -339 = 2878 - 3217 - +
Theft is liberty
#2819 -316 = 3644 - 3960 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -285 = 3598 - 3883 - +
eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
#6534 -34 = 111 - 145 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -2161 = 6254 - 8415 - +
Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
#4619 -349 = 2901 - 3250 - +
Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
#1377 -313 = 3172 - 3485 - +
ice cream is never the wrong decision
#4635 -367 = 3673 - 4040 - +
We sympathize with your intolerance.
#3111 -326 = 3184 - 3510 - +
You Can Use Fire
#3290 -302 = 3465 - 3767 - +
those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
#5224 -287 = 3569 - 3856 - +
In the long run we are all dead.
#1769 -364 = 3350 - 3714 - +
Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
#5362 -438 = 2703 - 3141 - +
Two-faced book
#5869 -314 = 3375 - 3689 - +
What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
#4406 -288 = 4162 - 4450 - +
being judgmental is a sign of life
#813 -245 = 4385 - 4630 - +
Good luck on your exam.
#4137 -346 = 2928 - 3274 - +
If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
#1690 -333 = 3312 - 3645 - +
Stop it, just fucking stop it.
#2554 -416 = 2657 - 3073 - +
Stamp out bad eggs
#4920 -408 = 2725 - 3133 - +
A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
#6110 -304 = 3332 - 3636 - +
I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
#1471 -322 = 3218 - 3540 - +
The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
#2755 -385 = 2917 - 3302 - +
ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
#5477 -334 = 3043 - 3377 - +
We don't take no shit from a machine.
#3087 -368 = 3020 - 3388 - +
redistributing wealth is imperative
#2394 -336 = 3436 - 3772 - +
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
#4548 -265 = 3490 - 3755 - +
Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
#2166 -304 = 2974 - 3278 - +
Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
#1052 -292 = 2620 - 2912 - +
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
#2175 -395 = 2707 - 3102 - +
KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
#1919 -267 = 2850 - 3117 - +
It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
#4783 -333 = 2535 - 2868 - +
think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
#5647 -333 = 3627 - 3960 - +
Go directly to jail.
#3550 -275 = 3435 - 3710 - +
Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
#2248 -348 = 2958 - 3306 - +
that which nourishes me, destroys me.
#6034 -293 = 3802 - 4095 - +
Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
#825 -341 = 3184 - 3525 - +
Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
#6019 -406 = 2952 - 3358 - +
masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
#6148 -515 = 3386 - 3901 - +
Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
#669 -276 = 4426 - 4702 - +
your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
#5599 -380 = 2956 - 3336 - +
Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
#963 -388 = 3483 - 3871 - +
the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
#5161 -418 = 2861 - 3279 - +
Never overlook the merely obvious
#4715 -296 = 3692 - 3988 - +
jesus hippie
#6243 -313 = 3898 - 4211 - +
if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
#4643 -440 = 2865 - 3305 - +

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