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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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You were alone before they left you
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Utopia, why?
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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poonerism
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Suspend belief.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Stamp out bad eggs
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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The new money is info.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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All men are created unequal.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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the important thing is to cum...
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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The chao goes mu.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Difference engenders hate.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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I could only masquerade
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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routine is a link with the past
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Life is not rhetorical.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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humor is a release
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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go within the flow
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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I want your money back.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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