Semi Official Memebomb Archive

humanism is obsolete
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Neither God nor master!
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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big brother is not watching me
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all norms are social.
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Newfags can't triforce
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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iPods are made of people!
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Don't quote this
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Feel great on purpose.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Be as if.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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TRAVELITE
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Kook cain
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somebody stop me. please.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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physical culture is second best
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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what would you break without rules?
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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