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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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God is a word.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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repetition is the best way to learn
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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IMOK
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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much was decided before you were born
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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It's always today.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Do not live, do not die.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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DUCK !!
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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get an afterlife
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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How are you reading this?
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Rebel against this command.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Some farts go poop.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Not all people are human.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Invent a problem
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Adapt or die!
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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