Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Never eat more than you can lift.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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you can live on through your descendants
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Should we start over?
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Happiness is a new idea.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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I hear music!
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Call in Sick
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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BeLIEve
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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not valid without receipt
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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fun or doom
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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You should pay more attention.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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You are the voice in your head.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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exciting controversy
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Impeach the constitution
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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I'm in this for the money.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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worrying can help you prepare
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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you must have one grand passion
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Five is a demon.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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