Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no Truth here.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Are you still awake?
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Hail Stones!
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Where do your ideas come from?
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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yeah, i know.
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Fuck god
I love her
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This sign is not for you.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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It's never too late to start.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Fuck semantics!
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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You are now thinking manually.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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Open horse fucking
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Violators will be fisted.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Love my label like myself
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everyone's work is equally important
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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#tigerblood
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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My pockets went to Distopia
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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it's a headless blunder
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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You woke up for this?
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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life = murder
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Life is a hard life.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Not a Restroom
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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That's a fish and you know it!
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Space is a practiced place.
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