Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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I love my tribe.
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its not. but maybe
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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i just changed the world
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Abel had no descendants.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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fallin' allin
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Fuck god
I love her
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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You know better
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ux = bb is watching you
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Do not believe language.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Scene and Herd.
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anarchonistic
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Smile for the camera!
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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i know that i don't know.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Your computer is lying to you.
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politics is used for personal gain
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This is now part of your day.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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after birth is before death
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Jesus was a profit.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Holy shit look over there --->
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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The new money is info.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Science is a cult
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History is written by the winners
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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This is a mindjacking!
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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ignorance is knowledge
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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There is no help.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Measure once, cut twice
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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It's always today.
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