Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Question...everything?
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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i is imaginary.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Objectivity is subjective
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Lego my Ego
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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humor is a release
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Prop Up The System!
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The dead define culture
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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ice 4 eyes
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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[citation needed]
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Beware of falling hammers
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Context does.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Do what you want to say
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Robots can Time, are you?
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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