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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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help me i've turned into paper
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Give up while your still where you started.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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Maybe you're a product too
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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men are not monogamous by nature
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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I have found a truth.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Yes you are.
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Normality is a luxury
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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theft is the liberty of property
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Dare to be stupid.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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They are hunting dogs.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Let's be cruel!
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Measure once, cut twice
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Everything is Pornographic.
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I don't exist.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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You were alone before they left you
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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unleash infinity
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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You better know
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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