My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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