Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Jesus is 6.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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You're on your own now
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Specialization is for insects
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TV Sets the Channel
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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i wish i had tried.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Secrecy kills.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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warning: the sky really is falling
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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some hacks hoax
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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There are five kinds of people:
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Please use other door.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Hail Damage Repair!
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don't even talk about censorship!
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Fuck semantics!
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Your brain is itchy
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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You can't be too serious.
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just believing something can make it happen
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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