Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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nobody is in charge
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Be all that you can be
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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We saw her duck.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Listen to the noise.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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what did you lap up today?
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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A free world needs no leaders
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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EAT BABIES
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What are you doing?!
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No purpose necessary
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beat violence!
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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power lies everywhere
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ice 4 eyes
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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what is future
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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