If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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