Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Ye of many faiths
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eeeee, be mite
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Let's be cruel!
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This is a pipe.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Today is the day.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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an elite is inevitable
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Reading is not understanding.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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My god is bigger.
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Welcome home
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19februholidamned
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Look at the finger!!
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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somebody stop me. please.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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offer very little information about yourself
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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remember to react
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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What is it with you and money?
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Blasphemy is my religion
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Don't be naive.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Go directly to jail.
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Be young - shut up!
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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I'm in this for the money.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Browsers for Genocide
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I want this statement to be false.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Never trust what you read.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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You'll never get this time back.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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