Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The television will not be revolutionized.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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If not now, then when?
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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You know what I always say...
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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decency is a relative thing
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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play freebird!
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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land of the fee
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Which way to America?
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Can I askew a question?
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Collapse the state of mind
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A naked mind is sexy.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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This is the end
of the
end
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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self-awareness can be crippling
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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All your mistakes are performance art
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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maybe partying will help
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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to be is not to be
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Deity... he's come for me
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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