Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Terror is what you make of it.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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step one: build a better idiot
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Malpractice makes perfect
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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raw backwards is war
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What you change, changes you.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Feel great on purpose.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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"Hauch"
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Private parking in Area only !
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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We have this area under surveillance
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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choose life
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starvation is nature's way
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That was a bad idea.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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MINDCRAFT
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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i don't hate crime.
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Shit Floats.
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I could only masquerade
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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annoy the boring
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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IMOK
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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brainsprain
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Avert thy gaze!
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You better know
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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