Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Love's as good as soma!
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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You are not your ego
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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suk up and pop
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Albino african
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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You are a product.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Roots are for vegetables
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Law = X/0
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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What if you're the one?
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Scene and Herd.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Do what you want to say
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Preserve disorder
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Do Not Remove
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Please cue at this point -->
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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choose life
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Noone knows our destination.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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recluses always get weak
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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