Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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This sign is not self-referential.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Government Complaints Box
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today is under construction
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SAUL MUSIC
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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brobama
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Utopia, why?
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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I saw what you did just now
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Zombie or not to be?
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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starvation is nature's way
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Education is a form of murder
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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automation is deadly
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Do not live, do not die.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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lord of the memes...
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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raw backwards is war
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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This is a Meme.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Somebody hates you
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I'm not dead yet!
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