Semi Official Memebomb Archive

know it's naught!
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Call in Sick
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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brainsprain
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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This statement is a lie.
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fear of a blank page.
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Only rats stay bought
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jesus hippie
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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They know you're reading this.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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you sure its safe?
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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No hidden window here.
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Stop being used.
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what's stopping you?
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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PROLIFUCK
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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I am GOD here!
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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The police are your friends.
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Who watches the watchers?
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Dick.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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choose life
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conspiracy is all about you.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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