Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How many advertisements are you wearing?
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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This is inappropriate
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Do not read this message.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Critique Thyself
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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even your family can betray you
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Seize the means of collapse.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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poonerism
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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TRAVELITE
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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If your not confused your wrong
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Do what you want to say
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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How come you so Dumb?
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Zombie or not to be?
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All we have is words
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DEATH SUCKS.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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Republican patriot fakers
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I want this statement to be false.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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DNA controls you!
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Are you living in the real world?
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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I see what you did there.
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KNOW NOW
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Question...everything?
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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this is a interdistraction
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Did I just say that out loud?
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