Semi Official Memebomb Archive

May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Fools seldom differ
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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moderation kills the spirit
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Two-faced book
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Suspend belief.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Difference engenders hate.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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The best things in life are imaginary
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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This is where i get off.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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This is inappropriate
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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discordia lumine maior
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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get thee behind me greyface
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Get 0%, win
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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I'm in this for the money.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Jesus is 6.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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private property created crime
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Check Mate!
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Specialization is for insects
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being who you are is it's own reward
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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eris is my higher power
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Free? Prove it!
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Click here to win.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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