Semi Official Memebomb Archive

guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Should we start over?
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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This is not here
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Mission accomplished.
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How often do you feel human?
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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To be happy is a new notion
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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The chao goes mu.
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Taze a kitten!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Normal is a curve.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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The End is Rear!
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Slippery when slick
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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today is under construction
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the city is upstairs
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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They Live. We sleep
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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The Truth Hertz.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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