Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Oh, no, not again.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Security through Obesity
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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My god is bigger.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Only rats stay bought
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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It's not my struggle
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I don't believe you.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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It is happening again.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Some farts go poof.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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hate speech?
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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unleash infinity
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Hail Stones!
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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True love is overrated
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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the future is here now
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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The Truth Hertz.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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NO YOU!
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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This sign is not for you.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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You are the opposition!
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Jesus made a good profit
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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