Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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I do hesitate to ask.
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This is an advertisement
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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morals are for little people
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Preserve disorder
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Free
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Be as if.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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MURDERBIRD
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Kook cain
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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There is no help.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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But I'm already repressed!
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after birth is before death
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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How am I not myself?
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Poetry is in the street.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Abandon all art NOW
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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Find your passion for apathy
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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what i think i am
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Imprint your reality here.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Roots are for vegetables
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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Orwell was right.
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Are you still awake?
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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I see what you did there.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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