Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Normal is a curve.
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Have that mole checked out
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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i is imaginary.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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"Please do not use other door."
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Was it worth it?
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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I'm done counting statistics.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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really
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Recycle your pets
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Each and single one
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Don't believe everything you think.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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the city is upstairs
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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This is the distraction.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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this is a interdistraction
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Don't forget to die
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In the end. there's a period.
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i will!
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Darwin Hates You.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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The only enemy is good
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Everything you know is wrong!
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What could possibly go wrong?
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Violators will be fisted.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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