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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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You are only happy by accident.
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Not all people are human.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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I was young and I needed the money
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Don't panic.
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I want this statement to be false.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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"Hauch"
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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fuck bitches, get money.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Be all that you can be
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Newfags can't triforce
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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mostly you should mind your own business
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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go fuck yourself
No really
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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just say know
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Go directly to jail.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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All men are created unequal.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Why not?
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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History is a religion
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Explain your sense of self
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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non serviam
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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There is no help.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Panic carefully
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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