Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Everybody knows.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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theft is the liberty of property
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Keep quiet about this.
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blumpkinfluffer
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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The dead define culture
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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You can fine-tune at will.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Find your passion for apathy
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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can-I-help-you's
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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morals are for little people
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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I think the terrorists just won.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Caution: dry floor.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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you can do more than you think.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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hope is self-replicating
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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MINDCRAFT
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Who told you to believe that?
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What could possibly go wrong?
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Oops bi did it again
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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God is a word.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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