Semi Official Memebomb Archive

dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Feel great on purpose.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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The Government is watching God
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don't forget what you already know
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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The Truth Is No.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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World's Best Dad
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Work is a four letter word.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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All we have is words
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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You're standing in it now.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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jesus was a roman mole
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Don't think
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Your brain is itchy
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averageness is a point of view
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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It's a trap!
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Have you been alive lately?
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Apocalypse!
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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The future is history.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Chaste makes waste.
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i can't do that yet.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Was it worth it?
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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beat violence!
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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There is no help.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Please go away.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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black lies matter
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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sin is a means of social control
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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