He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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