Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Clara mascara
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Listen to the noise.
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JUST THINKING
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Yes you are.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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You are Powerful!
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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The Sanity is IN.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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no absolutes!
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even your family can betray you
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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We saw her duck.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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And I thought I was original!
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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It's later than you think.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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We see what you did there.
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fear your friends
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Levity Sucks!
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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love your enemy
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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what's stopping you?
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Objectivity is subjective
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Elite Populist
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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