It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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