Semi Official Memebomb Archive

To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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Please go away.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Kill time before it kills you!
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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ISABELLAH
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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there's nothing except what you sense
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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This is my steakhouse.
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You are one of the masks
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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This is a question?
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Hail Damage Repair!
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Don't quote this
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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feel better now
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Life is a hard life.
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i'm just as god remade me
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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For a good time, please call 000.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Control is not control
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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