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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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blumpkinfluffer
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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meet us in orbit
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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Your brain is itchy
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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In the long run we are all dead.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Normality = boring-reality
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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to whom it may concern,
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Free? Prove it!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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We are watching you
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Run. You're watching you.
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all roads lead to qumran
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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wait,
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Small minds think alike, too.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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true freedom is frightful
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Don't forget to die
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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the whether is changing
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Have you been alive lately?
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Listen to the noise.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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History is written by the winners
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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