Semi Official Memebomb Archive

money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Grayface is a Pope too
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Politics is war by other means
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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laws make legislatures
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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You better know
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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choose life
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time passes through us.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Only Americans are real humans
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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this is one sentence.
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The cause is the effect.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Jesus made a good profit
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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play freebird!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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fear of a blank page.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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to volunteer is reactionary
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Rebel against this command.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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How often do you feel human?
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Give up while your still where you started.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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This bear's repeating.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Have a good day, or die.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Every one can read your mind.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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our bored brains need information overload
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Zombie or not to be?
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Normal is a curve.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Some farts go poop.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Some farts go poof.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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