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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Leadership means taxes
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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How necessary are you?
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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I love you.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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you're doing it.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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Evolution IS Genocide
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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This message is false
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discordia lumine maior
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It's later than you think.
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Achacha
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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God is a word.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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That's just what I believe
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Be as if.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Lol, reality.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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BELIEVING KILLS
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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this conversation is over
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Why are you so sure?
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Law = X/0
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Yes i did .
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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You don't exist.
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Grate with purpose
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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