Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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all roads lead to qumran
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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an elite is inevitable
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Zombie or not to be?
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Use only as directed.
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Confusion is paradise
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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You are not your self-image.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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No forbidding allowed.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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fly's undone.
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Your ego is biohazard
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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even she goes poo... even she
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Context does.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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ISABELLAH
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Convictions cause convicts.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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Down is the new up!
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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levity sucks.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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A naked mind is sexy.
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All employees are forbidden.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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I think you came to late.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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The dead define culture
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Have a good day, or die.
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