Semi Official Memebomb Archive

What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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And I thought I was original!
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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This is not a meme.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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Specialization is for insects
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hate humanity. love people
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i will!
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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You did it.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Have you been alive lately?
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free water! Take one!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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How come you so Dumb?
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fun or doom
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You got away with it.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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raise boys and girls the same way
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Language is speaking you.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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there is chaos in order
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Leadership means taxes
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Famous people are delicious.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Neither God nor master!
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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i wish i had tried.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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How's that working out for you?
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All myths are modern
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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