Semi Official Memebomb Archive

He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Free Baser Evil!
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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fathers often use too much force
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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God is a word.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Orwell was right.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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christinsanity
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Secrecy kills.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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please change beliefs
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Death is not only for you.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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A king's castle is his home.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Ignorance isn't free!
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This isn't all true.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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i think therefore i think i am
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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No one is stopping you
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Have you seen my stapler?
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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The dead define culture
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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The new money is info.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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fun is my function
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