Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Behind the mask, there is no face.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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TRAVELITE
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Sense is made, not born.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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It's always today.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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If your not confused your wrong
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Chaste makes waste.
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This is a thought free zone.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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automation is deadly
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Taze a kitten!
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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What Would Paris Do?
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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You're a great actor!
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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you will not think and you will not care
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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No purpose necessary
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Control is not control
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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By the power of viagra
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the whether is changing
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Rebel against this command.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Roots are for vegetables
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Neither God nor master!
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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minimeme
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Leadership means taxes
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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what time is it on mars?
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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hugo phurst
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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hope is self-replicating
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I want this statement to be false.
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