Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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I like.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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scratch'n'sniff
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That makes sense
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often you should act like you are sexless
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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DO NOT WANT.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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If your not confused your wrong
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Eating the menu?
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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This message isn't for you
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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i think therefore i think i am
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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look above the wind.
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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solitude is enriching
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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At the end you see it clear
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Suffering is Optional...
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Refuse to be remastered
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Who told you to believe that?
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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I am high, bye
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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DNA controls you!
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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I will never lie to you.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Grate with purpose
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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It can't rain all the time
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Think in terms of thought.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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