Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you can't write history, write the future.
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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Abstinence is perverted
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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I like.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Do not live, do not die.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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The solution is part of the problem.
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I will never lie to you.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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the ripple is not the water.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Specialization is for insects
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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BROFIST
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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security makes me nervous
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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you sure its safe?
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suk up and pop
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POOPEEPIE
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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It only gets weirder from here!
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Do not read this.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Fools seldom differ
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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recluses always get weak
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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black lies matter
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Get ready for this.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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