Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Caution: dry paint.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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me me na me meme name
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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MURDERBIRD
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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That's just what I believe
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Should we start over?
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Wit happens.
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Strike any user to continue.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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We are the marginalized prophets
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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DNA controls you!
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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I can see you
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Listen to the noise.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Go directly to jail.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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I will never lie to you.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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You were alone before they left you
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Suspend belief.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Because it's there.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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the important thing is to cum...
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WARNING: And how!
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supplementing my permanent record
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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ux = bb is watching you
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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'slanguage
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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