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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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I hear music!
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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the important thing is to cum...
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Recycle your pets
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Today is the day.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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change is an inside job
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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You are what you hate.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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randy savage died for your sins
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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FOREVER ALONE
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labels are not all inclusive
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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The beginning of the end is T
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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If you want it, do it.
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Who told you to believe that?
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You are not an individual.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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August Victoria hospital
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KNOW SHIT!
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Have that mole checked out
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Love my label like myself
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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ignorance is hell.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Initiation is never over.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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What poor gods we do make.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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I'm already against the next war.
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you can do more than you think.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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I want your money back.
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