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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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what did you lap up today?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Don't panic.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Noone knows our destination.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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solitude is enriching
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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POOPEEPIE
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you will not think and you will not care
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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the past is dead country
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Apocalypse!
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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You are not an individual.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Your cats are my target audience
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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get fired. taste delicious.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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BROFIST
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water is just boneless ice
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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[insert witty meme here]
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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nothing is something
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Is there anybody in between there?
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Welcome home
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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