Semi Official Memebomb Archive

j.m. barrie was an inncocent
#4638 -339 = 2979 - 3318 - +
i believe the earth is fat!
#6228 -266 = 4231 - 4497 - +
i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
#5441 -321 = 3347 - 3668 - +
You're already in its belly.
#3609 -289 = 2947 - 3236 - +
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
#2128 -326 = 2777 - 3103 - +
If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
#1697 -369 = 3111 - 3480 - +
Read this like you would a good book.
#4874 -336 = 3215 - 3551 - +
Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
#6468 -278 = 2739 - 3017 - +
seize the means of imagination
#6384 -820 = 3462 - 4282 - +
Fuck god
I love her
#5535 -346 = 2954 - 3300 - +
You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
#4109 -304 = 4144 - 4448 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
#1960 -382 = 2705 - 3087 - +
Seriousness is death
#4739 -326 = 2759 - 3085 - +
All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
#695 -349 = 2620 - 2969 - +
"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
#3895 -336 = 3328 - 3664 - +
Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
#4059 -428 = 2837 - 3265 - +
Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
#5393 -379 = 2736 - 3115 - +
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
#1671 -320 = 3816 - 4136 - +
It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
#1821 -293 = 3643 - 3936 - +
Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
#2585 -341 = 3340 - 3681 - +
world wide eyed
#6253 -361 = 4288 - 4649 - +
Look for people picking their nose in their car.
#1995 -289 = 3372 - 3661 - +
If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
#5698 -199 = 3481 - 3680 - +
Youthanize yourself
#5410 -300 = 2973 - 3273 - +
the void does not exist
#5774 -291 = 3642 - 3933 - +
Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
#5745 -293 = 3231 - 3524 - +
Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
#4747 -267 = 3452 - 3719 - +
Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
#860 -307 = 3848 - 4155 - +
Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
#4822 -358 = 2802 - 3160 - +
ATTENTION: disregard this message
#778 -349 = 3449 - 3798 - +
In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
#4032 -349 = 3013 - 3362 - +
What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
#4406 -275 = 4090 - 4365 - +
THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
#2916 -401 = 2937 - 3338 - +
Everything really does revolve around you.
#4647 -284 = 3565 - 3849 - +
if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
#5305 -310 = 3057 - 3367 - +
 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
#5385 -336 = 2803 - 3139 - +
These monsters are people
#5519 -272 = 3459 - 3731 - +
There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
#5073 -398 = 2983 - 3381 - +
The hidden factor may be you.
#4150 -319 = 3705 - 4024 - +
the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
#5411 -354 = 2514 - 2868 - +
VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
#6445 -538 = 3018 - 3556 - +
after birth is before death
#666 -278 = 4038 - 4316 - +
you're it, no backsies
#3380 -310 = 2936 - 3246 - +
Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
#2963 -339 = 3347 - 3686 - +
The Beginning is Near.
#5143 -353 = 3379 - 3732 - +
Only bad music has any meaning
#5849 -299 = 3626 - 3925 - +
A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
#602 -331 = 2714 - 3045 - +
Confusion is paradise
#939 -412 = 3005 - 3417 - +
The world is too loud nowadays
#6464 -315 = 2479 - 2794 - +
FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
#1221 -228 = 2975 - 3203 - +
holding back protects your vital energies
#1434 -308 = 2547 - 2855 - +
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
#2510 -390 = 2943 - 3333 - +
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
#3404 -397 = 3084 - 3481 - +
(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
#5012 -319 = 2785 - 3104 - +
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
#2655 -177 = 3254 - 3431 - +
Freedom is within their grasp.
#3615 -350 = 3137 - 3487 - +
Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
#3960 -360 = 2644 - 3004 - +
Got your knows!
#6490 -283 = 2480 - 2763 - +
Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
#2381 -312 = 3898 - 4210 - +
All you can eat, shrimp
#697 -288 = 3755 - 4043 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -2073 = 5929 - 8002 - +
Are you a character or a being?
#748 -337 = 3367 - 3704 - +
a solid home base builds a sense of self
#630 -265 = 3626 - 3891 - +
EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
#5447 -284 = 3109 - 3393 - +
These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
#5880 -409 = 2660 - 3069 - +
Pretend this is Reality
#2328 -371 = 2633 - 3004 - +
Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
#2080 -294 = 3163 - 3457 - +
It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
#1869 -406 = 2428 - 2834 - +
Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
#810 -324 = 3209 - 3533 - +
Generally speaking, women are.
#1309 -382 = 2641 - 3023 - +
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
#6025 -305 = 3238 - 3543 - +
there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
#5105 -241 = 4223 - 4464 - +
don't eat your soul to fill your belly
#1072 -376 = 2723 - 3099 - +
Ignorance knows no boundaries.
#3901 -239 = 4083 - 4322 - +
I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
#5503 -284 = 3087 - 3371 - +
There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
#2846 -311 = 3462 - 3773 - +
In case of Emergency, Break Class.
#3792 -316 = 3185 - 3501 - +
unleash infinity
#3025 -342 = 2783 - 3125 - +
this is certainly sort of strange
#4496 -292 = 3000 - 3292 - +
this conversation is over
#3539 -298 = 3050 - 3348 - +
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#2539 -306 = 3406 - 3712 - +
get off your knees!!!!!
#1312 -332 = 3202 - 3534 - +
PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
#5552 -255 = 3420 - 3675 - +
138 dys ony sos
#5524 -314 = 3116 - 3430 - +
Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
#6465 -410 = 2423 - 2833 - +
You took my breath away and now I want it back.
#3357 -343 = 2814 - 3157 - +
I'm with intelligent --->
#1621 -325 = 2918 - 3243 - +
You can't have too much ambiguity.
#4991 -401 = 2880 - 3281 - +
Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
#5694 -400 = 2744 - 3144 - +
really, ya know what we always say,fukem
#4442 -266 = 3638 - 3904 - +
The End is Rear!
#2668 -413 = 3228 - 3641 - +
You saw this message yesterday.
#3349 -335 = 3887 - 4222 - +
IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
#3603 -297 = 3273 - 3570 - +
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
#5135 -509 = 2619 - 3128 - +
leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
#1948 -363 = 3083 - 3446 - +
The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
#3581 -320 = 4025 - 4345 - +
Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
#3620 -351 = 3154 - 3505 - +
You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
#4195 -418 = 3539 - 3957 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -2326 = 6078 - 8404 - +
Why didn't you?
#3212 -401 = 2407 - 2808 - +

5226 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project