Semi Official Memebomb Archive

life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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I don't exist.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Government Complaints Box
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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How often do you feel human?
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Be eaten by babies
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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The hidden factor may be you.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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the medium is the mode
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i believe the earth is fat!
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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-hyphencypher-
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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What is it with you and money?
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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This message is not for you.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Was it worth it?
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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I've run out of things to say.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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You know better
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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This sentence is a lie.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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#tigerblood
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Please use other door.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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warning: the sky really is falling
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