Semi Official Memebomb Archive

salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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All myths are modern
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Objectivity is subjective
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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There is no help.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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What poor gods we do make.
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Please clean up after your god.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Appreciate Chaos
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dare to be smart
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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WAKE UP.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Fight Me
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Feel great with purpose
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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God is dead, long live God
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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You are not an individual.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Fumble the bumble
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Elite Populist
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Who is the shepherd?
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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True love is overrated
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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MAKE IT STOP
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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