Semi Official Memebomb Archive

SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Bored people are boring people.
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all information is misinformation
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Don't think
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Holy shit look over there --->
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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the ripple is not the water.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Initiation is never over.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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In the end. there's a period.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Secrecy kills.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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You are not your self-image.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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I love you.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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dare to be smart
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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take nothing for granted
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Percepi et esse.
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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We should all quit whinging.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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