Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you're not important. Lucky you.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Explain your sense of self
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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There are no gold prisons
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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No more lip from you, bub.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Feel great on purpose.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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without chaos, there can not be order
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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humor is a release
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Apocalypse!
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For a good time, please call 000.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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Do you think that went well?
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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nobody is in charge
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Orwell was right.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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to be is not to be
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Noone knows our destination.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Believing is seeing.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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I like this one. It's dense.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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I'm better than you.
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Theft is liberty
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Orwell was an optimist
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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Your smile or your life
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No hidden window here.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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You are Powerful!
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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God is a word.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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The beginning of the end is T
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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get an afterlife
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I think the terrorists just won.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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