Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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never fear goddess is here
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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You are hearing voices
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Futility is futile.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Conventions are lazy.
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Stop Palpitation!
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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check your assumptions
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Truth is plural and contingent
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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it's a headless blunder
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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someone should do something about that
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[Citation Needed]
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Objectivity is subjective
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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much was decided before you were born
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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I am a verb and so can you!
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Operatives are standing by.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Because and effect.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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How are you reading this?
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Home is where the disease is
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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You are one of the masks
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iPods are made of people!
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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ux = bb is watching you
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Fait accompli...
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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