Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm not dead yet!
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You're standing in it now.
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Measure once, cut twice
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Everything I know has been to space!
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Never mind that.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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step one: build a better idiot
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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There is where you say something stupid.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Pretend to be real.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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look above the wind.
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Please clean up after your god.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Paradox isn't.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Abstinence is perverted
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fuck you
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you can even marry harry
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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People are revolting
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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SILENCE
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get thee behind me greyface
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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What are you doing?!
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Always be extremely moderate.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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can-I-help-you's
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Reinvent retardation.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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That's a fish and you know it!
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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i believe that children are the futile
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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SAUL MUSIC
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Wit happens.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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You know what I always say...
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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i redundant already.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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I'm on thought rations
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Faith is not an excuse.
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wacked lives shatter
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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