Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You don't really fit in this hole.
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i know that i don't know.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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I think you came to late.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Impeach the constitution
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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mttv
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KNOW NOW
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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men are not monogamous by nature
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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In here we're all anemic.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Don't panic.
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Habeas Corpus
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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can this really be happening to me
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
Quote: -
23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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change your mind
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We have this area under surveillance
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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