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never share your dreams with a pro
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Normal is a curve.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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i will!
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Ateoff shitler
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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fun is my function
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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You can't buy fun like this
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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take nothing for granted
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Please go back 3 squares
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World's Best Dad
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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really
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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humanism is obsolete
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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I'm done counting statistics.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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IMOK
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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