Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no time like the pleasant.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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"Please feel free."
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this post scares me
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Do not read this message.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Always be extremely moderate.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Free? Prove it!
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Don't tread on me
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Invent a problem
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Theft is liberty
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Finishing is for quitters.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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STOP TALKING.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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The Beginning is Near.
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bleed for the international power
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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anarchonistic
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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It's always today.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Success: Just say NO.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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GET OVER IT
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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hail deep thought
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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i think therefore i think i am
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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today is under construction
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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WAKE UP.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Home is where the disease is
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Don't worry, be metal
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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feel better now
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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