Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you're doing it.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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meet us in orbit
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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No one noticed.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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The Government is watching God
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being happy is more important than anything else
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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MAKE IT STOP
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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You can't buy fun like this
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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You are not an individual.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Try to remember
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Not all people are human.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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fat people think they are fat.
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Ateoff shitler
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Now is all you have.
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what is future
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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stasis is a dream state
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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i never always win.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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minimalism is about the details
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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what time is it on mars?
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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You're a great actor!
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Was it worth it?
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Orwell was an optimist
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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That's what she said.
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Forget you even read this.
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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Refuse to be remastered
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not valid without receipt
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Hallucination is no private matter
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