Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Invent a problem
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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I don't exist.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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you can even marry harry
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Who are you? Why?
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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How did you get here?
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water is just boneless ice
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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I'm not dead yet!
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Hellen back
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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re-evolution!
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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Bored people are boring people.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Cums
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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I am no longer infected
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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All you can eat, shrimp
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Have a good day, or die.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Chaste makes waste.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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TREY CRAY
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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I don't have time for the truth.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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