Semi Official Memebomb Archive

there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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No pain, no pain.
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Specialization is for insects
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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There is no Truth here.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Please go away.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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The Beginning is Near.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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wait!
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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the keepers of time are robots.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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[Verification needed]
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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You made me do it
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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No more lip from you, bub.
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after birth is before death
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We'll make you happy
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Sense is made, not born.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Duck
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Great! Doesn't it
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Seriousness is death
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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The dead define culture
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Jesus was a profit.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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This is a pipe.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Leadership means taxes
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Why are you so sure?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Because it's there.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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abort that defeatist
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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IN MY PANTS!
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Existence is futile
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Ateoff shitler
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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