Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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We see what you did there.
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That's just what I believe
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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The beginning of the end is T
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Be young - shut up!
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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I'm not dead yet!
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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wait,
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The Beginning is Near.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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You are a fire hazard
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Jesus was a profit.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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the ripple is not the water.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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change is an inside job
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Caution: dry floor.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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god believes in you!
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no absolutes!
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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You grok?
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Question...everything?
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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You're on your own now
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Smoke fish.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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This is my steakhouse.
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