Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't trip out. Trip in.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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This is an advertisement
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Please go away.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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nobody is in charge
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Don't think
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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IGNore fnords
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Let us prey
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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What poor gods we do make.
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You too can be No. one!
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Adapt or die!
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In-con-CEIvable!
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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ICDUC2?
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I love you.
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A king's castle is his home.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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This message is not for you.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Invent a problem
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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They know you're reading this.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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There is no Truth here.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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This is not a pipe.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Explain your sense of self
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The best things in life are imaginary
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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