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there are too few immutable truths today
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the keepers of time are robots.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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i think therefore i think i am
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Can I askew a question?
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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snub backwards is buns
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Cadres decide everything.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Soil isn't a document
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somebody stop me. please.
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Makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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All you can eat, shrimp
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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i just changed the world
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Legalize poverty
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Free Baser Evil!
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Duck
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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This is a question?
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[citation needed]
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It's not my struggle
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Jesus was a profit.
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I love my tribe.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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Save us from salvation
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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How come you so Dumb?
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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