Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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What Would Paris Do?
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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operating under the illusion
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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This message isn't for you
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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We should all quit whinging.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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big brother is not watching me
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Hokum all ye faithful
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choice != control
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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This is where i get off.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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Newfags can't triforce
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Cadres decide everything.
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discordia lumine maior
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everything counts in large amounts
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Tune out the signal.
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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Smoke fish.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Chaste makes waste.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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World's Best Dad
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Someone knows better than you
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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The Machine is Us.
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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