Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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Recycle your pets
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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That was a bad idea.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Use only as directed.
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this is one sentence.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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You're standing in it now.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Strike any user to continue.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Abel had no descendants.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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non serviam
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Appreciate Chaos
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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That's just what I believe
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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suk up and pop
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Stop being used.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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This is a thought free zone.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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EAT BABIES
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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offer very little information about yourself
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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