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Talk to the next person that reads this
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No perception leads to self deception.
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History is a religion
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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SCORPION PIE
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If its to be, its up to me
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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meet us in orbit
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Get ready for this.
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Free
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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This town needs an enema.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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The Earth Will Shake.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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out of nothing comes something
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Go directly to jail.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Question lobotomy.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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This is the distraction.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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By the power of viagra
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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chance the yeti
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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I puked here
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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hate love - love hate
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Please use other door.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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ALWAYS IS
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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If your not confused your wrong
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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