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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Caution: dry floor.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Think outside the book.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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What if you're the one?
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antifart
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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There is no mainstream.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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starvation is nature's way
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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action causes more trouble than thought
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Free will is compulsory.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Chaste makes waste.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Life is price less.
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Please cue at this point -->
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Why not?
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Abel had no descendants.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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No one is stopping you
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what would you break without rules?
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Oh, no, not again.
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i don't hate crime.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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SAUL MUSIC
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My armor is contempt
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Levity Sucks!
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Buddha made me do it.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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exciting controversy
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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psychicdelic
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Why are you too good to die?
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Believing is seeing.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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