Semi Official Memebomb Archive

holding back protects your vital energies
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Invent a problem
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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I will never lie to you.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Government Complaints Box
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Today is the day.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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No one is stopping you
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Recycle your pets
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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All you can eat, shrimp
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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If you can this.... you can read
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Operatives are standing by.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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This is the age of isis
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The door is the key.
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You are Powerful!
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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しょがない。
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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noise can be hostile
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can-I-help-you's
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you can do more than you think.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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How are you reading this?
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Happiness is a new idea.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Life is not only for you.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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water is just boneless ice
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Pretend to be real.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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i don't hate crime.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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