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fnord
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deceive regularly
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Are you still awake?
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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If your not confused your wrong
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Think in terms of thought.
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Should we start over?
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Roll again.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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what is future
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No, you're not a rebel.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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For a good time, please call 000.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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I would die for my own life.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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You are Powerful!
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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I have found a truth.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Freedom is a party
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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noise can be hostile
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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No one gets out alive.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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re-evolution!
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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even your family can betray you
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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Make up your words.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Take no shit, take a crap
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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In the end. there's a period.
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Save us from salvation
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Kilmalosa323
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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Cadres decide everything.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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PANTFARTICA
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Power to the Imagination.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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belief is priceless
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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