Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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