Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I will never lie to you.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Look at the finger!!
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This sentence has never been written.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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all norms are social.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Tear off all your labels.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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This is the distraction.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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solitude is enriching
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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To be free today means to participate.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Art is dangerous
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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drama often obscures the real issues
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Do not live, do not die.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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some hacks hoax
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Smoke fish.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Dick.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Scene and Herd.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Pwn free and clear.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Reality is rated R, too.
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even your family can betray you
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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Welcome home
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Disorder is order.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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