Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Oops bi did it again
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Only the insane prosper
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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The trick is whatever happens next
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everything counts in large amounts
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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If your not confused your wrong
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Try to outlive these words.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Hellen back
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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You don't need this ----->
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Smoke fish.
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I really like writing on walls
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No good plan goes unpunished
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just say know
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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i just changed the world
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Stop history
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Now Accepting New Patience
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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stasis is a dream state
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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water is just boneless ice
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Go directly to jail.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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read banned books
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Kook cain
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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meet us in orbit
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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Collect to reject
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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