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OUT OFN ORDER
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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The cause is the effect.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Jesus made a good profit
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Men always generalise
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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the void does not exist
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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here...catch!
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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BROFIST
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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giant skeleton factory
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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All myths are modern
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Free Baser Evil!
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Take no shit, take a crap
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Pawn Takes king.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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you owe the world not the other way around
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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August Victoria hospital
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Life -- do you grok it?
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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go within the flow
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Operatives are standing by.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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remember to react
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Now is all you have.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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This is the end
of the
end
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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MURDERBIRD
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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This is an advertisement
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You're on your own now
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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I love you.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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