Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Darwin Hates You.
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Difference engenders hate.
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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You are a product.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Open horse fucking
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Don't be naive.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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scratch'n'sniff
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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SCORPION PIE
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Yes i did .
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This is not simply entertainment.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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all norms are social.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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I am GOD here!
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Percepi et esse.
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Lego my Ego
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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life = murder
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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How am I not who I Am?
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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Lead Ashtray
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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the keepers of time are robots.
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Security through Obesity
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I think you came to late.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Adapt or die!
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"Hauch"
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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just believing something can make it happen
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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