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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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You are only happy by accident.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Confusion is paradise
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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We'll make you happy
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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NANODICK
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Don't tread on me
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Negation is definition
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This is where i get off.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Listen to the noise.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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Only rats stay bought
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illness is a state of mind
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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bad intentions can yield good results
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Everybody knows.
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randy savage died for your sins
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What are you doing?!
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They know you're reading this.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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WARNING: And how!
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Disorder is order.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Fumble the bumble
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Youthanize yourself
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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anarchonistic
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I could only masquerade
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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I'm better than you.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Law = X/0
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Killing is murder
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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even your family can betray you
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Got your knows!
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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I love you too.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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How necessary are you?
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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