Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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humor is a release
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Free will is compulsory.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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technology will make or break us
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Your smile or your life
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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I shit you not.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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cancer cures smoking.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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Critique Thyself
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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It's ok that you don't know.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Common sense is neither.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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"Please do not use other door."
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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get an afterlife
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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feel better now
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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