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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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TV Sets the Channel
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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i dont really know anything.
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Operatives are standing by.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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You are now thinking manually.
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education is everywhere
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Popes needed
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Let us prey
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Pretend you're not pretending
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PANTFARTICA
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"I can't breed!"
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Never trust what you read.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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If you want it, do it.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Some farts go poof.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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If not now, then when?
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Orwell was right.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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out of nothing comes something
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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i don't hate crime.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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everything counts in large amounts
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Kill your imagination.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Can I askew a question?
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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it's a headless blunder
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How am I not who I Am?
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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Only rats stay bought
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all norms are social.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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