Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Existence is futile
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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never fear goddess is here
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Blasphemy is my religion
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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The Truth Hertz.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Clara mascara
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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I hear music!
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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mttv
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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It's now
 
 
and then
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DEATH SUCKS.
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go down and drown'd
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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Laugh
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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I'm with intelligent --->
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Have a good day, or die.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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This is not a pipe.
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Click here to win.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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labels are not all inclusive
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Jesus loves war!
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Use only as directed.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Please cue at this point -->
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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