Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Save us from salvation
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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ignorance is knowledge
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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There is no help.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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all that litters is old
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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We saw her duck.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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IGNore fnords
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Stamp out bad eggs
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BeLIEve
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Life is not only for you.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Appreciate Chaos
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Property is theft.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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History is written by the winners
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For a good time, please call 000.
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SILENCE
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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being broke is childish
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Disorder is order.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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you are now breathing automatically
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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This is Not an Exist.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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i need to avoid the void
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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Not a Restroom
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Impeach the constitution
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Jesus is 6.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Think in terms of thought.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Nature loves to hide.
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It's a trap!
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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