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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Art is dangerous
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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You are now trapped.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Are you sure? Why not?
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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wait!
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Examine the following:
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Click here to win.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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â–²
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Happiness is not efficient
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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I just love the way you hate
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Find your passion for apathy
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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being who you are is it's own reward
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happy happens
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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you read my fucking mind
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The new money is info.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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hugo phurst
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Secrecy kills.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Explain your sense of self
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Leap before you look
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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help me i've turned into paper
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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