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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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mttv
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This is a Meme.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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If its to be, its up to me
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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I love you.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Cums
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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There is no help.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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You know better
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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stay human
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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all roads lead to qumran
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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me me na me meme name
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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choice != control
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Rebel against this command.
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somebody stop me. please.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Good luck on your exam.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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I am the voice in your head.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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That was a bad idea.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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what time is it on mars?
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illness is a state of mind
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Feel great on purpose.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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