Semi Official Memebomb Archive

REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Theft is liberty
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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security makes me nervous
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Pwn free and clear.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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starvation is nature's way
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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And a cat in every bag.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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IGNore fnords
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Today is the day.
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you are now leaving!
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Protection when you least expect it
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Caution: dry floor.
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Nothing is 100% true
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Shit Floats.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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If you can read this, I love you.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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No costume is no costume
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Some farts go poof.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Operatives are standing by.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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PANTFARTICA
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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wishing things away is not effective
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[insert witty meme here]
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Laugh
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