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What did Medieval people do before television?
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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The revolution will be the same
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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description is more important than metaphor
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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EAT BABIES
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water is just boneless ice
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Call in Sick
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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one love
#4423 -341 = 3126 - 3467 - +
We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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play freebird!
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
#2514 -286 = 2809 - 3095 - +
I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Your brain is itchy
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Take the RED pill.
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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alzheimer macht frei
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its funny cause its true
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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the medium is the mode
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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[citation needed]
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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You can't be too serious.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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You'll never get this time back.
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"Hauch"
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feel better now
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Down is the new up!
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
#6004 -323 = 2951 - 3274 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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