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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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giant skeleton factory
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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We Universe Itself
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This town needs an enema.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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What you change, changes you.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Learn to Dis-earn
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Simulate yourself
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Very vinnie voorhees
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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No forbidding allowed.
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There is no conspiracy.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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I know your secret.
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minimeme
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Why don't you mind?!
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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That's what she said.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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no absolutes!
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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This sentence is a lie.
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the past is dead country
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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mttv
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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All men are created unequal.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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My father was a good woman.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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ICDUC2?
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Kwote Zero
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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NANODICK
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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