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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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this is one sentence.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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scratch'n'sniff
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Your cats are my target audience
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Youthanize yourself
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change your mind
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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ALWAYS IS
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Go directly to jail.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Don't panic.
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i just changed the world
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Control is not control
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Life is price less.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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ban censorship!
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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get into the way!
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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This is where I get off...
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Reality is only a theory
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Secrecy kills.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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This sticker written on the internet.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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wacked lives shatter
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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