Semi Official Memebomb Archive

'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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No forbidding allowed.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Is this really worth it?
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just believing something can make it happen
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Home is where the disease is
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Read less, live more.
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what's stopping you?
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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planning for the future is escapism
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Some farts go poof.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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non serviam
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Scene and Herd.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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operating under the illusion
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Try to remember
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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Orwell was an optimist
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Please clean up after your god.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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The beginning of the end is T
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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belief is priceless
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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So, read any good books lately?
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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do you think we are forever?
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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i think therefore i think i am
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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-hyphencypher-
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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nothing is something
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