Semi Official Memebomb Archive

YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Do not believe language.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Examine the following:
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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PROLIFUCK
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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"Please feel free."
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Paradox isn't.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Who is the shepherd?
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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care to expand?
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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NANODICK
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Rejoin the human race.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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You always love the ones you hurt
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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You are the opposition!
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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DNA controls you!
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Success: Just say NO.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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warning: the sky really is falling
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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If your not confused your wrong
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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