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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Sense is made, not born.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Don't panic.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Stamp out bad eggs
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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you are now leaving!
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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You better know
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Free Baser Evil!
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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I love you.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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No one noticed.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Without fuck ¡
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Kill Your Idols.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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just believing something can make it happen
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Conventions are lazy.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Knowing is hard.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Jesus made a good profit
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A free world needs no leaders
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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i need to avoid the void
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Everything is Pornographic.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Futility is futile.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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This is not simply entertainment.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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