Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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IMOK
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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This sentence is a lie.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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the ripple is not the water.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Impeach the constitution
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this post scares me
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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JUST THINKING
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I'm trying... very trying.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Life is price less.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Support Our Fruits.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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ban censorship!
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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randy savage died for your sins
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are you wearing that?
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Lady Inspired
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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pain can be a very positive thing
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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check your assumptions
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