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And a cat in every bag.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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Everything I know has been to space!
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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true freedom is frightful
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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christinsanity
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Never give an inch!
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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there is an error in this sentence.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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This statement can't be trusted.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Have that mole checked out
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iPods are made of people!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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You've caught an even atom tan
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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big brother is not watching me
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Measure once, cut twice
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hate love - love hate
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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You'll never get this time back.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Who watches the watchers?
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Happiness is not efficient
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remember to react
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Please use other door.
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Conventions are lazy.
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What just happened?
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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God is a word.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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