Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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That's what she said.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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the voice of god is just a construct
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this conversation is over
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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I'm on thought rations
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Kill your Idle
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Leap before you look
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Pretend this is Reality
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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someone should do something about that
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Click here to win.
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Please clean up after your god.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Free? Prove it!
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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All generalisations are false
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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No pain, no pain.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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read banned books
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Newfags can't triforce
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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all information is misinformation
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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