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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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PANTFARTICA
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Yes you are.
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Hail Stones!
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Smile for the camera!
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Killing is murder
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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some hacks hoax
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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you must have one grand passion
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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If not now, then when?
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Authorised graffiti area
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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I'm done counting statistics.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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Security Through Obscurity
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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belief is priceless
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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this is a interdistraction
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description is more important than metaphor
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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not valid without receipt
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Coitus ergo sum.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Jesus is 6.
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Confront the system.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Every statement contains falsehood
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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offer very little information about yourself
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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