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People are revolting
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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even she goes poo... even she
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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IMOK
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Initiation is never over.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Smile for the camera!
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Belief is the Enemy.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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I love my tribe.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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its not. but maybe
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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care to expand?
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Why don't you mind?!
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Normal
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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ux = bb is watching you
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Be all that you can be
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For a good time call Eris
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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to volunteer is reactionary
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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History is a religion
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Don't panic.
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today is under construction
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