Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My pockets went to Distopia
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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You are one of the masks
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Reinvent retardation.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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How do you get all those coins?
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Belief is the Enemy.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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What you change, changes you.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Dick.
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I think you came to late.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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SCORPION PIE
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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you are now leaving!
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Reality is a work in progress.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Get ready for this.
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dedicated to the prettiest one
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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wait,
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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you left the iron on.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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The police are your friends.
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