Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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