Semi Official Memebomb Archive

People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Read less, live more.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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It's always today.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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You don't really fit in this hole.
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There ain't no justice
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you must have one grand passion
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Chaste makes waste.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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spend time: it's on sale.
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You are what you hate.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Security without freedom is prison.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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You know it all, don't you?
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Please go away.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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We'll make you happy
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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There are no gold prisons
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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laws make legislatures
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Prophets profit.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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I am no longer infected
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I'm with intelligent --->
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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ask yourself this
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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No one is stopping you
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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