"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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