Semi Official Memebomb Archive

get an afterlife
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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Run. You're watching you.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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We are not stuff that abides
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Today is the day.
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Please use other door.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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There is no help.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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you LIVE in that head?
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It's now
 
 
and then
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feel better now
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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I shit you not.
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I invented plagiarism.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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you must have one grand passion
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Never mind that.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Knock yourself out.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Prophets profit.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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nobody is in charge
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Levity Sucks!
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Use only as directed.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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I know what you did last summer...
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