Semi Official Memebomb Archive

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Rejoin the human race.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Without fuck ¡
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Who are you? Why?
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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My mess is a life
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HAIL TETRIS!
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A free world needs no leaders
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Protection when you least expect it
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Work is a four letter word.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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To have nothing is impossible.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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yeah, i know.
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Only Americans are real humans
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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god cares for you more.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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If you can this.... you can read
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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You don't exist.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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i browse eye brows.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Each and single one
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Antisemitism is a gas
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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