Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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How am I not myself?
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SILENCE
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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i think therefore i think i am
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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The world is too loud nowadays
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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We are watching you
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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I know your secret.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Apocalypse!
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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In the end. there's a period.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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The new money is info.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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love your enemy
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Should we start over?
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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change your mind
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Freedom is a party
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Oops bi did it again
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Forget you even read this.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Knowing is hard.
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suk up and pop
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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today is under construction
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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