Semi Official Memebomb Archive

most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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You are hearing voices
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Control is not control
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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MINDCRAFT
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Normal is a curve.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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No purpose necessary
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ISABELLAH
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Death is not only for you.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Average is such a mean word
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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challenge your habits
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Do what you want to say
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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If you want it, do it.
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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pain can be a very positive thing
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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you are now entering!
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Resistance is fertile
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Rejoin the human race.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Fait accompli...
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Not a Restroom
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all information is misinformation
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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There is where you say something stupid.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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My pockets went to Distopia
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