Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It happened to you too
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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No one is stopping you
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Break a pattern today.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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God is an excuse.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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NANODICK
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Have that mole checked out
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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ignorance is hell.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Ateoff shitler
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Strike any user to continue.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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August Victoria hospital
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Your cats are my target audience
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Refuse to be remastered
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Chaste makes waste.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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all roads lead to qumran
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No one has died for your sins
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Never mind that.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Specialization is for insects
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Leadership means taxes
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Learn to Dis-earn
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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Science is a cult
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Go places.
Do things
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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Oh, no, not again.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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nobody is in charge
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