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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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You woke up for this?
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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I'm not dead.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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IGNore fnords
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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the city is upstairs
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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i think therefore i think i am
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planning for the future is escapism
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hate love - love hate
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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True love is overrated
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Walk away and pretend this never happened.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Be less prepared.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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How did you get here?
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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fun is my function
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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what? do you think?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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The new money is info.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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You got away with it.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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happy happens
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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I shit you not.
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i can't do that yet.
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do you think we are forever?
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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brainsprain
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Democracy is Watching you..
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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what did you lap up today?
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zombies like you
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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