Semi Official Memebomb Archive

action causes more trouble than thought
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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sex differences are here to stay
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Critique Thyself
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Reality is only a theory
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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psychicdelic
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Five is a demon.
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Please look away immediately.
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They're catching up to you!
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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FOREVER ALONE
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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IMOK
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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you LIVE in that head?
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Avert thy gaze!
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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A free world needs no leaders
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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