Semi Official Memebomb Archive

With doubt, all things are possible.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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The only enemy is good
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Please use other door.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Private parking in Area only !
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Think inside the box
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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god cares for you more.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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There is nothing hidden here.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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getting even is odd.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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The Beginning is Near.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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I GET IT!
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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The truth never set anyone free
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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In the end. there's a period.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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brobama
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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There is where you say something stupid.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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BeLIEve
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Do not read this message.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Be eaten by babies
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Why are you too good to die?
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me me na me meme name
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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planning for the future is escapism
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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MURDERBIRD
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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