Semi Official Memebomb Archive

love your enemy
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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Think outside the book.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Five is a demon.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Security Through Obscurity
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You should pay more attention.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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I just love the way you hate
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Pain = stupidity
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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This is a Meme.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Without fuck ¡
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Only rats stay bought
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Fumble the bumble
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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anarchonistic
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A free world needs no leaders
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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you sure its safe?
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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All we have is words
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MAKE IT STOP
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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I know your secret.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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It might be worth it.
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i will!
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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scratch'n'sniff
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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