Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Caution: dry paint.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Life is a hard life.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Be less prepared.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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In-con-CEIvable!
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Darwin Hates You.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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don't place to much trust in experts
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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i dont really know anything.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Great! Doesn't it
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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I do hesitate to ask.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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stasis is a dream state
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Be all that you can be
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Laziness is a virtue.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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hate love - love hate
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Collect to reject
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technology will make or break us
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Welcome home
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Free? Prove it!
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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fallin' allin
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Difference engenders hate.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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