Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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