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ambivalence can ruin your life
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There is no conspiracy.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Please use other door.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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All your mistakes are performance art
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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what time is it on mars?
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Youthanize yourself
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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This is not here
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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This is not simply entertainment.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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Please go back 3 squares
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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no absolutes!
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We are all popes of our own madness
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Are you interesting?
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words tend to be inadequate
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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bleed for the international power
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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This is inappropriate
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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You are one of the masks
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Reading is not understanding.
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decency is a relative thing
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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What is the first question?
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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wipe off that lipstick.
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choice != control
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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decadence can be an end in itself
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Initiation is never over.
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