Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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You are literate
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Security without freedom is prison.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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i can't do that yet.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Can I askew a question?
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Preserve disorder
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This message is not for you.
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Got your knows!
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Temptoe through the toolies
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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DUCK !!
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And thus, sense was made.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Read out loud.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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It is happening again.
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Youthanize yourself
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Eating the menu?
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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adjust your tie.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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IH8UFUHQ2
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Have you been alive lately?
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Never give an inch!
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These words mean nothing.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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physical culture is second best
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jesus was a roman mole
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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This statement can't be trusted.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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