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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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It's a trap!
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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you are now manually dying
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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ice 4 eyes
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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challenge your habits
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Metallica Still Sucks
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all norms are social.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Not all people are human.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Wit happens.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Question...everything?
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Run. You're watching you.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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They Live. We sleep
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raw backwards is war
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SAUL MUSIC
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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We see what you did there.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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This is a pipe.
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Welcome home
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get thee behind me greyface
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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you must have one grand passion
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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This is not a meme.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Men always generalise
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We're behaving like insects
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an elite is inevitable
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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138 dys ony sos
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non serviam
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Schplie!!!! at random
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