Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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hate love - love hate
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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I'm in this for the money.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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all that litters is old
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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i will!
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i don't hate crime.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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138 dys ony sos
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Today is the day.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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We'll make you happy
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Now is all you have.
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Ateoff shitler
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Yes i did .
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Poetry is in the street.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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play freebird!
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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fun is my function
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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