Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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love your enemy
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Everybody knows.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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what did you lap up today?
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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The Machine is Us.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Preserve disorder
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Open horse fucking
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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being happy is more important than anything else
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laws make legislatures
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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You are not an individual.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Please use your natural reaction.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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You'll never get this time back.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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This is a question?
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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i just changed the world
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This is the age of isis
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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This side up.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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automation is deadly
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Give up while your still where you started.
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