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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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all norms are social.
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Abstinence is perverted
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Consider just thinking about it.
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The Government is watching God
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Who told you to believe that?
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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IGNore fnords
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Security through Obesity
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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19februholidamned
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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And a cat in every bag.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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hate speech?
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Suicide is against the law!
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Confusion is paradise
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Common sense is neither.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Fight apathy or don't.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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get fired. taste delicious.
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love to see it happen
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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here...catch!
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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care to expand?
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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planning for the future is escapism
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God bless the kufar
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Tune out the signal.
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