Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
-H. L. Mencken
the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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