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There is no more revolution;
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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These monsters are people
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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d's nutz
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Security through Obesity
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Reading is not understanding.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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Chaos is what you make of it
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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god cares for you more.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Protection when you least expect it
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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You now get to create a new rule.
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And a cat in every bag.
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Some farts go poop.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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SAUL MUSIC
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abort that defeatist
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Because and effect.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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It's not my struggle
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Go places.
Do things
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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snub backwards is buns
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Shit Floats.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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automation is deadly
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There's no such thing as a free world
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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you are now breathing automatically
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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