Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretend this is Reality
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Smoke fish.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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hate speech?
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Darwin Hates You.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Space is a practiced place.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Be young - shut up!
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Oh, no, not again.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Security through Obesity
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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I shit you not.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Who's life are you living?
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Chaos is what you make of it
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the past is dead country
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God bless the kufar
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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This side up.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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minimalism is about the big picture
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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this conversation isnt over
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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