Semi Official Memebomb Archive

elaboration is a form of pollution
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Reality is only a theory
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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That's just what I believe
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Hoard anything you can't download
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Abel had no descendants.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Congregation, please be seated
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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God made me an atheist.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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MAKE IT STOP
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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pink is ok, too
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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all roads lead to qumran
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Pretend you're not pretending
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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And I thought I was original!
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Why didn't you?
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Specialization is for insects
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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If its to be its up to me
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Be eaten by babies
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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black lies matter
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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I will never lie to you.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Down is the new up!
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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I really like writing on walls
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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EAT BABIES
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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