You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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