Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Confusion is paradise
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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NO YOU!
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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â–²
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Think outside which box?
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Laugh
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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this conversation isnt over
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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This message is false
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ignorance is knowledge
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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Pawn Takes king.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Art is dangerous
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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such is the war.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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The future is history.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Be a badass
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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fuck it we ball
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Free? Prove it!
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You were alone before they left you
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Futility is futile.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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chance the yeti
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Laziness is a virtue.
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