Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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