Semi Official Memebomb Archive

94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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Hellen back
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wait,
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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water is just boneless ice
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Kill your Idle
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you are now manually dying
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Do not live, do not die.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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How do you get all those coins?
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Paradox isn't.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Don't knock opportunity
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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unique things must be the most valuable
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If its to be its up to me
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Consider just thinking about it.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Without fuck ¡
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Try Dying.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Confusion is paradise
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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If your not confused your wrong
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Collapse the state of mind
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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History is written by the winners
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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fear of a blank page.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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This is a pipe.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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