I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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