Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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challenge your habits
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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This sentence is a lie.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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No good plan goes unpunished
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the keepers of time are robots.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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play freebird!
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Normality is a luxury
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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delusions comfy enough?
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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this is only a test
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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#tigerblood
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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I'm in this for the money.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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IH8UFUHQ2
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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this is a interdistraction
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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Chaste makes waste.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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There are five kinds of people:
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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He who laughs, lasts.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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i wish i had tried.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Yes you are.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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averageness is a point of view
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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