Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Reinvent retardation.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Leap before you look
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Kill Your Idols.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Never give an inch!
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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i never always win.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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How's that working out for you?
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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You don't exist.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Fuck god
I love her
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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averageness is a point of view
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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lord of the memes...
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life is short..
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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My mess is a life
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Such Oddacity.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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slack lives matter
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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revolution means going around in circles.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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true freedom is frightful
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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the important thing is to cum...
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Kill your imagination.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Roll again.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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STOP TALKING.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Please do not lick the paintings
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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