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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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an elite is inevitable
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Don't believe this sentence.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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you are now leaving!
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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slack lives matter
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No one is stopping you
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Take the RED pill.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Fight Me
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Rebel against this command.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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Robots bleed red
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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sex differences are here to stay
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The chao goes mu.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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only the robots are on time anymore
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These could go together, or be separate.
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help me i've turned into paper
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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mttv
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Make up your words.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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That makes sense
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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I GET IT!
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Be as if.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Hail Damage Repair!
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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A king's castle is his home.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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