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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Refuse to be remastered
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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This sign is not for you.
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Wit happens.
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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You are not an individual.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Can you hear me now?
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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I love you too.
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