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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Question reality.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Go directly to jail.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Famous people are delicious.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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time passes through us.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Please press any door to continue
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you smell like your mistress.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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mttv
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Oh, no, not again.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Free
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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you are now entering!
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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routine is a link with the past
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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You don't need this ----->
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ISABELLAH
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Call in Sick
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Here's what I know,
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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