Semi Official Memebomb Archive

war is a purification rite
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Normal is a curve.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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here...catch!
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Your memebomb
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everything counts in large amounts
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Why are you masturbating?
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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Open horse fucking
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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hungry? eat me.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Duck
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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I am the voice in your head.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The only way to get money is from other people
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hate love - love hate
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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You might regret it.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Popes needed
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Do Not Remove
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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wacked lives shatter
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Schplie!!!! at random
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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even she goes poo... even she
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Language is speaking you.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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