Semi Official Memebomb Archive

operating under the illusion
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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fun is my function
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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This is the distraction.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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jesus, that's a good one!
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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take nothing for granted
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fathers often use too much force
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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IN MY PANTS!
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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out of nothing comes something
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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You're standing in it now.
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Wit happens.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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low expectations are good protection
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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you are now breathing automatically
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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illness is a state of mind
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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I'm already against the next war.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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categorizing fear is calming
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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The Universe is just a short poem
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Achacha
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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get into the way!
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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minimalism is about the details
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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They Live. We sleep
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Reading is not understanding.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Mohammed made a good profit
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