Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Why didn't you?
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Evolution IS Genocide
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Prophets profit.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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If you can this.... you can read
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GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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That makes sense
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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You are literate
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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I am no longer infected
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i don't hate crime.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Grate with purpose
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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How often do you feel human?
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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you smell like your mistress.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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I could only masquerade
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sin is a means of social control
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Try to outlive these words.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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The End is Rear!
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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everything that's interesting is new
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Fools seldom differ
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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It's good to be the King.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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scratch'n'sniff
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adjust your tie.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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humor is a release
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