Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I know what you did last summer...
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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World's Best Dad
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Should we start over?
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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This sign is not self-referential.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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...and then there is this faggot...
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Normal is a curve.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Why are you so sure?
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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The trick is whatever happens next
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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You were alone before they left you
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averageness is a point of view
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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annoy the boring
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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brainsprain
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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This is not here
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BROFIST
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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