Semi Official Memebomb Archive

i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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138 dys ony sos
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Don't forget to die
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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i never always win.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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There is no more revolution;
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Make like nature: select all.
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People are blinky
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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don't forget what you already know
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How am I not myself?
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Invent a problem
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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I invented plagiarism.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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routine is a link with the past
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Only rats stay bought
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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keep your eyes open
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you're it, no backsies
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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Just do it.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Space is a practiced place.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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You might regret it.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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Killing is murder
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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