Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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minimeme
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Invent a problem
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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All your mistakes are performance art
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Listen to the noise.
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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I would die for my own life.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Robots bleed red
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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IGNore fnords
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true freedom is frightful
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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exciting controversy
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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You grok?
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war is a purification rite
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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SAUL MUSIC
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you will not think and you will not care
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History is written by the winners
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Virginity can be cured.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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How often do you feel human?
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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repetition is the best way to learn
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God is a word.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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People are blinky
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This sign is not self-referential.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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This is where I get off...
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Clara mascara
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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do you think we are forever?
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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To be happy is a new notion
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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