Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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We are here to grow our souls
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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If its to be, its up to me
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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MAKE IT STOP
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Smile for the camera!
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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You woke up for this?
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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This bear's repeating.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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you smell like your mistress.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Maybe you're a product too
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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All men are created unequal.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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morals are for little people
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Civilization is sterilization.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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listen to the silence
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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re-evolution!
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No direction is the right direction
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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you are now entering!
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Chaos is what you make of it
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you owe the world not the other way around
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no absolutes!
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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security makes me nervous
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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averageness is a point of view
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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There are five kinds of people:
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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My father was a good woman.
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We'll make you happy
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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I believe I disbelieve.
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