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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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This is Not an Exist.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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education is everywhere
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Stop Palpitation!
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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Infect Yourself.
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god believes in you!
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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war is a purification rite
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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They Live. We sleep
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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someone should do something about that
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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technology will make or break us
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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I would have you know, that I am much bigger in real life.
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This is not a pipe.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Robots bleed red
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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I'm not dead.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Now Accepting New Patience
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Robots can Time, are you?
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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water is just boneless ice
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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there is an error in this sentence.
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This is my steakhouse.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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