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Perversion is a state of mind.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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life = murder
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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I think the terrorists just won.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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There is no mainstream.
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Replacing one silly belief for another doesn't mean you are enlightened.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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recluses always get weak
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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No one noticed.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Which way to America?
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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The End is Rear!
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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You can't buy fun like this
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Collect to reject
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Nature loves to hide.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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minimalism is about the details
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Noone knows our destination.
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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don't believe everything you read on the internet.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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You are hearing voices
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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You are not your self-image.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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HAIL TETRIS!
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I do hesitate to ask.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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the past is dead country
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the voice of god is just a construct
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Normality = boring-reality
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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