Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Yes i did .
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Give up while your still where you started.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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This is not a pipe.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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We saw her duck.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Life is not only for you.
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Utopia, why?
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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i is imaginary.
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Roots are for vegetables
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fear of a blank page.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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They think you're weird.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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If you can this.... you can read
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Laws make criminals.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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No hidden window here.
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This is a pipe.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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discordia lumine maior
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Please use other door.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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the future is here now
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it's a headless blunder
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I invented plagiarism.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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This is not here
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Keep quiet about this.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Laziness is a virtue.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Grate with purpose
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In the end. there's a period.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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-hyphencypher-
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morals are for little people
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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