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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Invent a problem
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you LIVE in that head?
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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after birth is before death
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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You're a great actor!
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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i just changed the world
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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world wide eyed
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You can't legislate beliefs.
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Can I askew a question?
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There is no Truth here.
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SAUL MUSIC
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Theft is liberty
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Save us from salvation
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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the city is upstairs
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How necessary are you?
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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The door is the key.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Open horse fucking
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Take no shit, take a crap
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Be a badass
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No purpose necessary
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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You know better
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Don't quote this
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meet us in orbit
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Nothing is 100% true
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Everybody knows.
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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You Can Use Fire
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If you want it, do it.
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Every one can read your mind.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Check Mate!
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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Yes i did .
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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ice 4 eyes
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Now is all you have.
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NO YOU!
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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