Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Why didn't you?
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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expressing anger is necessary
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Success: Just say NO.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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IN MY PANTS!
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Do you want a cookie?
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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No one has died for your sins
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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In the long run we are all dead.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Please use other door.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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Get 0%, win
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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me me na me meme name
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Everybody knows.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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PANTFARTICA
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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IMOK
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Hallucination is no private matter
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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That's what she said.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Government Complaints Box
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Only rats stay bought
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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Free
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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