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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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You were alone before they left you
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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It's always today.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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August Victoria hospital
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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change your mind
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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Save us from salvation
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Your mother was lying
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Think about what you are thinking
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Care for a penis snifter?
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This town needs an enema.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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big brother is not watching me
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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Defective for our future.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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iPods are made of people!
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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"I can't breed!"
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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you will not think and you will not care
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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This side up.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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