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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Moderation is for monks.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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mad, not angry.
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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the void does not exist
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Reading is not understanding.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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I'm in this for the money.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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sex differences are here to stay
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Don't knock opportunity
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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somebody stop me. please.
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Find your passion for apathy
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Bow down before the one you serve
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hope is self-replicating
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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what's stopping you?
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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It's a trap!
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Save the banks lol
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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Please use your natural reaction.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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the whether is changing
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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They are hunting dogs.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Never mind that.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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someone should do something about that
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wait!
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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