Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Normal
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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meet us in orbit
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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private property created crime
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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No hidden window here.
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PANTS?
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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God made me an atheist.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Politics is war by other means
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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our bored brains need information overload
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Men always generalise
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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maybe partying will help
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Difference engenders hate.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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even she goes poo... even she
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Is this really worth it?
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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This is the age of isis
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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the future is here now
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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consider the inconsiderate.
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much was decided before you were born
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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operating under the illusion
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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You did it.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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keep your eyes open
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blumpkinfluffer
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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I want this statement to be false.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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Vanilla extract
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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