Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Suicide is against the law!
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Conventions are lazy.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Should we start over?
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Love my label like myself
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Slippery when slick
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Rebel against this command.
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Normality is a luxury
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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This sentence has never been written.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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ban censorship!
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Think outside which box?
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Think about what you are thinking
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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i know that i don't know.
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Preserve disorder
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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Blasphemy is my religion
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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All myths are modern
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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hail deep thought
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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maybe partying will help
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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mttv
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"Hauch"
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Don't believe everything you think.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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This side up.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Everything is true- all things are forbidden.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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