Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Poetry is in the street.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Try to outlive these words.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Who is the shepherd?
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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There is no conspiracy.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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i wish i had tried.
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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seize the means of imagination
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Save the banks lol
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laws make legislatures
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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zombies like you
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Stupidity is a talent.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Adapt or die!
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Education is a form of murder
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this is a interdistraction
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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challenge your habits
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Be all that you can be
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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psychicdelic
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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PANTFARTICA
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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If you can read this, I love you.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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The new money is info.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Let us prey
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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You can't buy fun like this
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