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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Yes fuck your mind.
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My armor is contempt
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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bleed for the international power
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Lead Ashtray
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Slippery when slick
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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Your cats are my target audience
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Please use other door.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Here's what I know,
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Do not read this message.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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There is no conspiracy.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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I could only masquerade
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SAUL MUSIC
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Can I askew a question?
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Evolution IS Genocide
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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...and then there is this faggot...
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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you can be right and still be murdered
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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No one is stopping you
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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Reality is unbelievable.
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All myths are modern
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Laws make criminals.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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TRAVELITE
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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MURDERBIRD
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Congregation, please be seated
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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No one noticed.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Fight Me
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Work is a four letter word.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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words tend to be inadequate
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water is just boneless ice
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