Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There IS something hiding in your closet.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Will what you do
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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pain can be a very positive thing
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I want your money back.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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all norms are social.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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randy savage died for your sins
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You are a product.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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the medium is the mode
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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What just happened?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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land of the fee
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Percepi et esse.
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Pretend this is Reality
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Kill Your Idols.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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take nothing for granted
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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being who you are is it's own reward
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Jesus loves war!
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raw backwards is war
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Average is such a mean word
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Law = X/0
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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