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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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you left the iron on.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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we need some new cliches
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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This is not a pipe.
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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is there someone standing behind me?
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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inheritance must be abolished
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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all information is misinformation
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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How come you so Dumb?
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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And I thought I was original!
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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What are you doing?!
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Click here to win.
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How am I not who I Am?
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You are a fire hazard
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Without fuck ¡
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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god believes in you!
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Jesus loves war!
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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People are blinky
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Caution: dry paint.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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what i think i am
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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Don't quote this
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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I would die for my own life.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Operatives are standing by.
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Such Oddacity.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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I've run out of things to say.
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