Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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Levity Sucks!
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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inheritance must be abolished
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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You are only happy by accident.
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DIY
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I've run out of things to say.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Shit Floats.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Reality is rated R, too.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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our bored brains need information overload
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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lmao wtf did u expect
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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We are not stuff that abides
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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iPods are made of people!
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Panic carefully
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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read banned books
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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You are literate
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Believing is seeing.
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don't forget what you already know
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Break a pattern today.
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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I know your secret.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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We saw her duck.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Rejoin the human race.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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What is it with you and money?
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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everything counts in large amounts
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