Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretend you're not pretending

Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.

I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake

farts in jars though.

Since we're not all there, we're all here

Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed

Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!

 
bleed for the international power

there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.

We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.

Got your knows!

Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken

Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.

You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.

War hath no fury like a non-combatant.

You always love the ones you hurt

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.

Critique Thyself

If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?

I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.

As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.

It's all been done before.
So do it louder

You're just saying that because you disagree with me.

Infect Yourself.

shutting the fuck up is a lost art

I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.

Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit

if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.

The early worm gets the bird.

Use only as directed.

sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.

I don't want to believe this statement.

I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need

A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.

I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.

It happened to you too

Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills

Prophets profit.

The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.

Regret and worry should cancel each other out.

I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.

i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...

A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.

An idle mind is worth two in the bush.

Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.

FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.

I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.

In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving

Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.