Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -7 = 17 - 24 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -22 = 46 - 68 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -12 = 74 - 86 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -13 = 154 - 167 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -38 = 167 - 205 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -9 = 187 - 196 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -108 = 402 - 510 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -99 = 429 - 528 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -94 = 566 - 660 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -108 = 597 - 705 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -131 = 569 - 700 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -85 = 718 - 803 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -144 = 888 - 1032 - +
Fumble the bumble
#6493 -195 = 891 - 1086 - +
Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
#6492 -184 = 871 - 1055 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -119 = 897 - 1016 - +
Got your knows!
#6490 -231 = 1030 - 1261 - +
Prosecute the Persecutors
#6489 -324 = 1139 - 1463 - +
a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
#6488 -287 = 1165 - 1452 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -282 = 1225 - 1507 - +

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