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This is a question?
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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you must have one grand passion
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Measure once, cut twice
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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How did you get here?
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Keep quiet about this.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Scene and Herd.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Why are you too good to die?
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Have a good day, or die.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Do not believe language.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Why not?
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Love's as good as soma!
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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You're standing in it now.
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fear of a blank page.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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Chaste makes waste.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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somebody stop me. please.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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planning for the future is escapism
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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sex differences are here to stay
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Infect Yourself.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Be excellent to each other
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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The Game
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Neither God nor master!
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