Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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angst is lame
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -2259 = 4613 - 6872 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -2257 = 4769 - 7026 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Care for a penis snifter?
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Control is not control
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I've run out of things to say.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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an elite is inevitable
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fat people think they are fat.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -2074 = 4624 - 6698 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2073 = 4558 - 6631 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2069 = 4639 - 6708 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I'm better than you.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -2022 = 4490 - 6512 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -2017 = 4257 - 6274 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -2004 = 4550 - 6554 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -2003 = 4517 - 6520 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -2002 = 4655 - 6657 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -1994 = 4580 - 6574 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -1989 = 4650 - 6639 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -1985 = 5756 - 7741 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -1968 = 4732 - 6700 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1967 = 4659 - 6626 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -1965 = 4818 - 6783 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -1959 = 4675 - 6634 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -1949 = 4877 - 6826 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -1945 = 4579 - 6524 - +
Normal
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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to whom it may concern,
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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scratch'n'sniff
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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You are what you hate.
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And thus, sense was made.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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