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Pretend you're not pretending
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Got your knows!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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challenge your habits
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Try to outlive these words.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Head Your mind!
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Critique Thyself
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You always love the ones you hurt
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -256 = 2665 - 2921 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -257 = 2726 - 2983 - +
I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
#1570 -257 = 2996 - 3253 - +
Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
#5488 -257 = 2497 - 2754 - +
shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Infect Yourself.
#4184 -258 = 2642 - 2900 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Knowing is hard.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -259 = 1893 - 2152 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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It happened to you too
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Jesus loves war!
#1891 -260 = 2456 - 2716 - +
Use only as directed.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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The new money is info.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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How am I not myself?
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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