Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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We are not stuff that abides
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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TREY CRAY
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Such Oddacity.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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Pretend this is Reality
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Less is a possibilty
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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Do not read this message.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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All myths are modern
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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Failure takes practice
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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randy savage died for your sins
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Mind the malicious gap.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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This is a question?
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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it's a headless blunder
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Knowing is hard.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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i browse eye brows.
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Please cue at this point -->
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Killing is murder
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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everyone's work is equally important
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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the ripple is not the water.
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