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We're behaving like insects
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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How's that working out for you?
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Nature loves to hide.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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re-evolution!
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Disorder is order.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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wait,
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Hail Stones!
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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Knock yourself out.
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low expectations are good protection
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Man's character is his fate.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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To be free today means to participate.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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You might regret it.
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problem solver or problem maker
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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I don't exist.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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the void does not exist
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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non serviam
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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MEMESTORM
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Abstinence is perverted
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Beware of false profits
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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