I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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