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Pretend you're not pretending
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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bleed for the international power
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Got your knows!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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The new money is info.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Be young - shut up!
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Try to outlive these words.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Head Your mind!
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Prophets profit.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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They know you're reading this.
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To be free today means to participate.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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It happened to you too
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Jesus loves war!
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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Infect Yourself.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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You are Powerful!
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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The world is too loud nowadays
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Critique Thyself
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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How often do you feel human?
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The free market never cured malaria.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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