Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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exciting controversy
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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listen when your body talks
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Two-faced book
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Repetition is a form of change.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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Should we start over?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Why not?
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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You better know
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Your smile or your life
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Average is such a mean word
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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can-I-help-you's
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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What are you really thinking about?
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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ice 4 eyes
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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-hyphencypher-
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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