Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Save the banks lol
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here...catch!
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Laugh
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I am my own god now
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hate love - love hate
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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the ripple is not the water.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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They are hunting dogs.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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This is now part of your day.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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much was decided before you were born
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Great! Doesn't it
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Undermine society, everybody!
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Stop Palpitation!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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What if you're the one?
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Coffee is bean water.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
#5521 -422 = 3128 - 3550 - +
END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
#6127 -368 = 3305 - 3673 - +
MAKE IT STOP
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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Tear off all your labels.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
#4047 -259 = 3511 - 3770 - +
go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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roads less traveled often lead to happier places
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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For a good time call Eris
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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fuck it we ball
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These could go together, or be separate.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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you are now breathing automatically
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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