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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Do not believe language.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Lego my Ego
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choice != control
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Kilmalosa323
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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laws make legislatures
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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ignorance is hell.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Private parking in Area only !
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You're on your own now
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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eeeee, be mite
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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The dead define culture
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Grate with purpose
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god believes in you!
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Each and single one
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Think in terms of thought.
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We'll make you happy
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Free
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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Confront the system.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Knock yourself out.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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TRAVELITE
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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These could go together, or be separate.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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All men are created unequal.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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