Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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choose life
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Please clean up after your god.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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jesus hippie
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138 dys ony sos
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Welcome home
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What are you really thinking about?
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The Beginning is Nigh
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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you can even marry harry
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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Why don't you mind?!
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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routine is a link with the past
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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Prophets profit.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Bored people are boring people.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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free water! Take one!
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Can you hear me now?
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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