Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Initiation is never over.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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All generalisations are false
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Listen to the noise.
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Control is not control
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Dare to be stupid.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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the ripple is not the water.
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go within the flow
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Jesus loves war!
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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You are a fire hazard
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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practice random acts
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i will!
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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annoy the boring
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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averageness is a point of view
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Politics is war by other means
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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Question...everything?
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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You don't need this ----->
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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[citation needed]
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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You don't exist.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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God is an excuse.
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No forbidding allowed.
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People are revolting
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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Maybe you're a product too
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