Semi Official Memebomb Archive

the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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beat violence!
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Somebody hates you
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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That was a bad idea.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Free Baser Evil!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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you LIVE in that head?
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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All employees are forbidden.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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choose life
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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People are Human.
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listen when your body talks
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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hail deep thought
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Laugh
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Civilization is sterilization.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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this is certainly sort of strange
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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there is chaos in order
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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IN MY PANTS!
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Think while it's still illegal
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Personally, I blame society
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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the city is upstairs
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Resistance is fertile
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Objectivity is subjective
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Happiness is not efficient
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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you owe the world not the other way around
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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