Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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TV Sets the Channel
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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i wish i had tried.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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My moral standing is lying down.
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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You better know
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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TREY CRAY
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Your ego is biohazard
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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There is no Truth here.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Recycle your pets
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Tune out the signal.
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I think you came to late.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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They're catching up to you!
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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the revolution will not realised
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[citation needed]
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Security through Obesity
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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Take the RED pill.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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The cops haven't caught me yet.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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here...catch!
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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