Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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I hear music!
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Please press any door to continue
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Do Not Remove
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chance the yeti
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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rattlesnakes are epic
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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MINDCRAFT
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Do you smell bacon?
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You're already in its belly.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Only Americans are real humans
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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noise can be hostile
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I have found a truth.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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This is where i get off.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Everybody knows.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Infect Yourself.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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time passes through us.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Save the banks lol
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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men are not monogamous by nature
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Recycle your pets
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No costume is no costume
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Just do it.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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decency is a relative thing
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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