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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Refuse to be remastered
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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Language is speaking you.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Abstinence is perverted
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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wait faster
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A language is a dialect with an army
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timidity is laughable
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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I just love the way you hate
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Open horse fucking
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Your memebomb
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People are revolting
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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christinsanity
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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You are illegal.
Please cease immediately.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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listen to the silence
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I GET IT!
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the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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Nationalism is more pathetic than LARPing.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Support Our Fruits.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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love your enemy
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Who watches the watchers?
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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God made me an atheist.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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you read my fucking mind
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Marx invented capitalism.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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It's a trap!
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Apocalypse!
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The hidden factor may be you.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Because it's there.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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