i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will endâ€â€”and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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