Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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expressing anger is necessary
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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hate love - love hate
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Collect to reject
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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That makes sense
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Cadres decide everything.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Never mind that.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Legalize poverty
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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chance the yeti
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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DEATH SUCKS.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Jesus is 6.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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There's no LIE in BELIEF.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Gamergate was here
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Neither God nor master!
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Security through Obesity
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Strike any user to continue.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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It might be worth it.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Confront the system.
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Without fuck ¡
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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