Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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i dont really know anything.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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christafarian
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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being happy is more important than anything else
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you LIVE in that head?
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Please press any door to continue
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choose life
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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I would die for my own life.
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No one noticed.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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the future is here now
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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GET OVER IT
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Don't panic.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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civilization is the denial of shit
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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This is where i get off.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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The Sanity is IN.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Don't tread on me
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Fuck god
I love her
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We are all popes of our own madness
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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I'm not dead.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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This is a pipe.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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Negation is definition
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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recluses always get weak
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rattlesnakes are epic
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TV Sets the Channel
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