Semi Official Memebomb Archive

symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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I am GOD here!
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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All we have is words
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Leave me the hell alone!
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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get an afterlife
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Your brain is itchy
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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"Hauch"
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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I shit you not.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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Without fuck ¡
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Never trust what you read.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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The new money is info.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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Never mind that.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Laws make criminals.
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The dead define culture
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Two-faced book
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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No one has died for your sins
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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I saw what you did just now
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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I love you too.
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Newfags can't triforce
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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In here we're all anemic.
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