Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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If your not confused your wrong
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Oh, no, not again.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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-hyphencypher-
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Soil isn't a document
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No one has died for your sins
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Please go away.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Free? Prove it!
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You too can be No. one!
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Life is price less.
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Clara mascara
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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You were alone before they left you
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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The more you know, the less you control.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Orwell was right.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Fait accompli...
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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And a cat in every bag.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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politics is used for personal gain
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Kwote Zero
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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