Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Seize the means of collapse.
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the important thing is to cum...
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What Would Paris Do?
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keep your eyes open
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Social norms are for the weak.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Reinvent retardation.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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It can't rain all the time
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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the future is here now
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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IMOK
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black lies matter
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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So, read any good books lately?
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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There's no such thing as nothing
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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time passes through us.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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theft is the liberty of property
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Don't think
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life = murder
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Fumble the bumble
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Which way to America?
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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DNA controls you!
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Mind the malicious gap.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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The Game
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No hidden window here.
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You are now thinking manually.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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