Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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