Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No theory has been universally accepted.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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The Government is watching God
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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Caution: dry floor.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Be young - shut up!
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How's that working out for you?
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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The world is too loud nowadays
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know it's naught!
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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We Universe Itself
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No perception leads to self deception.
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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private property created crime
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Infect Yourself.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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Why not?
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Resistance is fertile
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Freedom is a party
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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There is far less to everything than you think
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Make weirdness normal.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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All generalisations are false
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Your memebomb
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Specialization is for insects
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