Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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