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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Truth is plural and contingent
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Abel had no descendants.
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Lead Ashtray
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Be a badass
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Why are you so sure?
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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I love you.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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you must have one grand passion
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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not valid without receipt
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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The money spent on killing could fund peaceful living.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Difference engenders hate.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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They know you're reading this.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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I am high, bye
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Robots bleed red
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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seize the means of imagination
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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The truth never set anyone free
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A king's castle is his home.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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