Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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That's just what I believe
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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get an afterlife
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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When's the last time you felt great?
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MINDCRAFT
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Don't knock opportunity
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Grab it and feel it
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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Think inside the box
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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black lies matter
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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down with lies?
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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Suicide is against the law!
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Youthanize yourself
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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