Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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rattlesnakes are epic
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Do not believe language.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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escape from libtardia.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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there is chaos in order
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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problem solver or problem maker
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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I want your money back.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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d's nutz
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Normality = boring-reality
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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August Victoria hospital
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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this is certainly sort of strange
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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its funny cause its true
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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The media lies.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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This is not a pipe.
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Don't forget to die
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Lucifer goes to church.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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I GET IT!
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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What is the first question?
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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