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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Suffering is Optional...
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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You'll never get this time back.
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God is an excuse.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Orwell was right.
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You don't need this ----->
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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I love you.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Today is the day.
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Rigor Mortis is just the start of a new adventure
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Think while it's still illegal
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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A.I. CAN'T CREATE THE MEMES YOU DO.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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take nothing for granted
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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There's no such thing as nothing
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Not a Restroom
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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i was politically inclined until i became politically declined.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Bored people are boring people.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Your cats are my target audience
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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can this really be happening to me
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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decadence can be an end in itself
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noise can be hostile
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Lol, reality.
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