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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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snub backwards is buns
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Some farts go poof.
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Pwn free and clear.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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pink is ok, too
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Reality is unbelievable.
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Has to happen to somebody.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Pretend this is Reality
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Let's be cruel!
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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No one noticed.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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My mess is a life
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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You are a product.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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But we'll never survive!
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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inheritance must be abolished
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Are you living in the real world?
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Don't quote this
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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"I can't breed!"
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Feel great on purpose.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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angst is lame
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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I love you too.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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What are you really thinking about?
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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physical culture is second best
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Have you ever met a rational person?
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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change is an inside job
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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take nothing for granted
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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Poetry is in the street.
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