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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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wait!
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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Everybody knows.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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It's not my struggle
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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I have found a truth.
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Infect Yourself.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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inheritance must be abolished
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i just changed the world
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This is not a meme.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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travelight
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Are you a character or a being?
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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It's later than you think.
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Love my label like myself
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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The following statement is not true:
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Life is a hard life.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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TITS
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We're behaving like insects
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Do not read this message.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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keep the lasagna flying
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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The End is Rear!
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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automation is deadly
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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there is an error in this sentence.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Fumble the bumble
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All your mistakes are performance art
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