Semi Official Memebomb Archive

To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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If its to be its up to me
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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There is nothing hidden here.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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what time is it on mars?
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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My body is clay for me to mold
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Conventions are lazy.
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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â–²
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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You know what I always say...
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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this conversation is over
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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Bored people are boring people.
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just say know
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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Call in Sick
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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golfers are the illuminati
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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You are not your self-image.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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fear is information
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This side up.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Ignorance isn't free!
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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all that litters is old
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BeLIEve
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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it's a headless blunder
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Negation is definition
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You too can be No. one!
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eris is my higher power
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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