Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Don't tread on me
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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My father was a good woman.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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i know that i don't know.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Five is a demon.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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What are you really thinking about?
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138 dys ony sos
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Do Not Remove
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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We have this area under surveillance
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You are only happy by accident.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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what's stopping you?
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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World's Best Dad
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step one: build a better idiot
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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If you want it, do it.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Eating the menu?
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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You are literate
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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sin is a means of social control
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Personally, I blame society
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I want your money back.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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abort that defeatist
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Smoke fish.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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