Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Back to yellow tomorrow
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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not valid without receipt
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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ux = bb is watching you
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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our bored brains need information overload
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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chance the yeti
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hope is self-replicating
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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I think you came to late.
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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wacked lives shatter
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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solitude is enriching
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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BeLIEve
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to volunteer is reactionary
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Conventions are lazy.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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xenophobes also fear you.
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Moderation is for monks.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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History is written by the winners
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Security through Obesity
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Education is a form of murder
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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You can't buy fun like this
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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