Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Practice Monopolygamy.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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This is where I get off...
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Make it so!
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It's not my struggle
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Abel had no descendants.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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the revolution will not realised
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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I'm already against the next war.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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The Truth Is No.
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Prop Up The System!
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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do you think we are forever?
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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water is just boneless ice
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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You are now breathing manually.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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self-awareness can be crippling
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don't place to much trust in experts
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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seizure salad
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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We are not stuff that abides
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Never mind that.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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decadence can be an end in itself
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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