Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Happiness is a new idea.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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hope is self-replicating
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What poor gods we do make.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Listen to the noise.
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beat violence!
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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categorizing fear is calming
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Why are you so sure?
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i need to avoid the void
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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know it's naught!
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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I can see you
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Here's what I know,
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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MEMESTORM
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The Universe is just a short poem
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If you do it, want it.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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How am I not who I Am?
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Why are you too good to die?
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Hail Stones!
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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IN MY PANTS!
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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You're standing in it now.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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No one has died for your sins
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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do you think we are forever?
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Normal
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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