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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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Reinvent retardation.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
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23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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poonerism
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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this conversation is over
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I like.
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Zombie or not to be?
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Feel great with purpose
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Reality is unbelievable.
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise
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Superstition is bad luck.
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you can do more than you think.
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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morals are for little people
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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The Government is watching God
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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beat violence!
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Paradox isn't.
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Albino african
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IN MY PANTS!
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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There is no conspiracy.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
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Check Mate!
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Generally speaking, women are.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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you read my fucking mind
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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