Semi Official Memebomb Archive

History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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your actions are pointless if no one notices
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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You know it all, don't you?
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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They are hunting dogs.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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TREY CRAY
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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I'm in this for the money.
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I don't believe you.
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IMOK
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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it rubs the lotion on its skin and then puts its shoes in the basket. tug, tug, tug! sniff, sniff, sniff!! eeuwww!!!
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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SCORPION PIE
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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illness is a state of mind
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You might not count in the New World Order
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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true freedom is frightful
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Not all people are human.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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being broke is childish
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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Think outside the book.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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fuck it we ball
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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