Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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No one is stopping you
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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BeLIEve
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Love my label like myself
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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help me i've turned into paper
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Famous people are delicious.
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The chao goes mu.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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jesus hippie
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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No forbidding allowed.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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farts in jars though.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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go within the flow
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Normal is a curve.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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you are now manually dying
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Recycle your pets
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Your dick sucks!
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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i don't hate crime.
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There is no Truth here.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Property is theft.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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happy happens
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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How are you reading this?
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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averageness is a point of view
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Are you interesting?
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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All generalisations are false
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Everything you know is wrong!
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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categorizing fear is calming
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This is not a pipe.
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