Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
-H. L. Mencken
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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