Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Coffee is bean water.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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hope is self-replicating
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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get fired. taste delicious.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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life is short..
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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description is more important than metaphor
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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after birth is before death
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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stasis is a dream state
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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What could possibly go wrong?
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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i believe that children are the futile
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Appreciate Chaos
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Forget this moment ever happened.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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what i think i am
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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I am no longer infected
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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