Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Learn to Dis-earn
#1945 -412 = 2732 - 3144 - +
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
#3889 -307 = 3440 - 3747 - +
pain can be a very positive thing
#2259 -278 = 3286 - 3564 - +
Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
#5397 -405 = 3084 - 3489 - +
Social norms are for the weak.
#2505 -301 = 2944 - 3245 - +
EXTREME BUDDHISM.
#1212 -295 = 3270 - 3565 - +
Not all addicts do drugs.
#3835 -564 = 3052 - 3616 - +
19februholidamned
#5537 -346 = 3069 - 3415 - +
But we'll never survive!
#872 -398 = 3336 - 3734 - +
Check Mate!
#3547 -480 = 3125 - 3605 - +
drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
#5983 -378 = 2955 - 3333 - +
There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
#2832 -209 = 3930 - 4139 - +
masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
#4029 -321 = 3670 - 3991 - +
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
#663 -267 = 3153 - 3420 - +
If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
#3682 -356 = 3275 - 3631 - +
You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
#5746 -395 = 3306 - 3701 - +
strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
#2567 -394 = 3585 - 3979 - +
the gun-control issue is a self-control issue.
#6328 -638 = 4194 - 4832 - +
A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
#5040 -314 = 2733 - 3047 - +
Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
#2436 -485 = 2416 - 2901 - +
fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
#5978 -229 = 3951 - 4180 - +
these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
#6266 -312 = 4070 - 4382 - +
the luminosity of this system was found to vary
#4973 -345 = 3118 - 3463 - +
NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
#3652 -400 = 3027 - 3427 - +
Jesus wasn't a christian
#6071 -440 = 3189 - 3629 - +
description is more important than metaphor
#1008 -263 = 2964 - 3227 - +
GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
#5547 -326 = 2647 - 2973 - +
impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
#5144 -277 = 3621 - 3898 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -273 = 2279 - 2552 - +
These monsters are people
#5519 -274 = 3543 - 3817 - +
Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
#4284 -423 = 3595 - 4018 - +
Drive defensively; buy a tank.
#1117 -296 = 2683 - 2979 - +
those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
#5224 -286 = 3568 - 3854 - +
You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
#4088 -318 = 2831 - 3149 - +
Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
#2070 -328 = 3164 - 3492 - +
do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
#4666 -241 = 3740 - 3981 - +
what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
#5995 -346 = 2951 - 3297 - +
Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
#5576 -264 = 3234 - 3498 - +
i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
#6179 -383 = 3986 - 4369 - +
I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
#1569 -286 = 3163 - 3449 - +
Baby be my queen forever and ever.
#5500 -329 = 2834 - 3163 - +
If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
#5792 -467 = 3005 - 3472 - +
These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
#4551 -277 = 2855 - 3132 - +
Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
#2381 -317 = 3971 - 4288 - +
it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
#5744 -289 = 3641 - 3930 - +
I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
#1568 -318 = 3599 - 3917 - +
Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
#5977 -349 = 3007 - 3356 - +
Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
#3442 -292 = 3802 - 4094 - +
Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
#5597 -448 = 2720 - 3168 - +
Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
#1319 -291 = 3046 - 3337 - +
If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
#1659 -331 = 3170 - 3501 - +
STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
#2561 -309 = 3728 - 4037 - +
I hate prejudiced people.
#1516 -291 = 3155 - 3446 - +
SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
#2443 -263 = 3392 - 3655 - +
Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
#2614 -345 = 3068 - 3413 - +
Bullshit is all some of us have got.
#863 -320 = 2823 - 3143 - +
Subversive is the new black.
#4145 -369 = 3011 - 3380 - +
Stamp Out ___ism.
#2540 -361 = 2504 - 2865 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -2133 = 6468 - 8601 - +
To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
#2982 -333 = 2888 - 3221 - +
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
#1573 -337 = 3330 - 3667 - +
Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
#763 -337 = 3398 - 3735 - +
you read my fucking mind
#3619 -365 = 2459 - 2824 - +
People are blinky
#2272 -282 = 3830 - 4112 - +
Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
#4138 -388 = 3700 - 4088 - +
Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
#933 -308 = 3406 - 3714 - +
No amount of faith can undo a fact
#4182 -381 = 2870 - 3251 - +
We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
#3069 -342 = 2658 - 3000 - +
It's good to be the King.
#1850 -393 = 2977 - 3370 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -158 = 4594 - 4752 - +
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
#2812 -267 = 4005 - 4272 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -2203 = 6397 - 8600 - +
you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
#4574 -294 = 3180 - 3474 - +
Fools seldom differ
#1263 -324 = 3506 - 3830 - +
Always be extremely moderate.
#700 -410 = 3550 - 3960 - +
You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
#3369 -291 = 3288 - 3579 - +
Republican patriot fakers
#6062 -312 = 3214 - 3526 - +
We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
#3106 -344 = 3211 - 3555 - +
Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
#5960 -340 = 3256 - 3596 - +
people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
#2285 -352 = 3214 - 3566 - +
rEAD r.b. DEAD
#6125 -489 = 3587 - 4076 - +
Avert thy gaze!
#785 -357 = 3486 - 3843 - +
This is my steakhouse.
#2907 -397 = 2993 - 3390 - +
WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
#3651 -414 = 2882 - 3296 - +
I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
#1570 -307 = 4371 - 4678 - +
Conventions are lazy.
#4315 -334 = 3626 - 3960 - +
Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
#1081 -344 = 3035 - 3379 - +
question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
#5364 -407 = 2909 - 3316 - +
never share your dreams with a pro
#5929 -384 = 2736 - 3120 - +
self-awareness can be crippling
#2457 -368 = 3396 - 3764 - +
The only way to get money is from other people
#4680 -372 = 3009 - 3381 - +
Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
#2387 -342 = 3022 - 3364 - +
if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
#1676 -185 = 3300 - 3485 - +
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
#5838 -308 = 3038 - 3346 - +
this is a wasteland in your mouth
#2903 -374 = 2683 - 3057 - +
Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
#810 -322 = 3291 - 3613 - +
Behave as you like, but think like others.
#806 -413 = 2600 - 3013 - +
the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
#5132 -337 = 3199 - 3536 - +
there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
#2826 -339 = 3351 - 3690 - +
you are now manually dying
#4628 -442 = 2974 - 3416 - +

5239 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project