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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Chaste makes waste.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Peace is a graveyard.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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fuck it we ball
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humor is a release
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STOP TALKING.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Don't think
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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All generalisations are false
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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fallin' allin
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Don't quote this
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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What just happened?
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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What you change, changes you.
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Kilmalosa323
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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I hear music!
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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seizure salad
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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smash -HERE- to find out
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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World's Best Dad
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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I'll be back.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The media lies.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Average is such a mean word
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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don't forget what you already know
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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physical culture is second best
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Is there anybody in between there?
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What will you be forgotten as?
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