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labor is a life-destroying activity
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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This is the age of isis
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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eris is my higher power
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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You can't buy fun like this
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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This statement is a lie.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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know it's naught!
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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DEATH SUCKS.
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If you want it, do it.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Try to outlive these words.
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you are now manually dying
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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poonerism
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Yes you are.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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No one noticed.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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power lies everywhere
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My body is clay for me to mold
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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brobama
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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Some farts go poop.
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Love scares empty hearts
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Chaste makes waste.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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