Semi Official Memebomb Archive

never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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If its to be, its up to me
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Be as if.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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if this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others like ? - voltaire
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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Men always generalise
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Metallica Still Sucks
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Step on a crack
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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A free world needs no leaders
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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this is one sentence.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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The Government is watching God
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Check Mate!
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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i redundant already.
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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Stop history
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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cancer cures smoking.
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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To be happy is a new notion
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education is everywhere
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Certainty is the only uncertainty. All the rest is certain.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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Please use other door.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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Get ready for this.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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You can't buy fun like this
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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humanism is obsolete
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