Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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I love you too.
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Here's what I know,
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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keep the lasagna flying
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Do not believe language.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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the family is living on borrowed time
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Secrecy kills.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Kwote Zero
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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beat violence!
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Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Hallucination is no private matter
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delusions comfy enough?
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all roads lead to qumran
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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The media lies.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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adjust your tie.
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Not a Restroom
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Context does.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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someone should do something about that
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Try to remember
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Do what you want to say
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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there is an error in this sentence.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Are you living in the real world?
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Darwin Hates You.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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No pain, no pain.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Duck
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Suffering is Optional...
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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