Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Revelations will not be televised.
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Please use other door.
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You are now breathing manually.
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i need to avoid the void
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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you left the iron on.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Pawn Takes king.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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I would die for my own life.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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It's good to be the King.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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you LIVE in that head?
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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True love is overrated
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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Click here to win.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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This is a thought free zone.
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This is an advertisement
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Killing is murder
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Soil isn't a document
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starvation is nature's way
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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i will!
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Violence never settles anything.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Infect Yourself.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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