Semi Official Memebomb Archive

to be is not to be
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even she goes poo... even she
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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change your mind
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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the past is dead country
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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Love scares empty hearts
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Think inside the box
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DNA controls you!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Fumble the bumble
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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The Machine is Us.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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discordia lumine maior
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Context does.
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Don't quote this
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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All you can eat, shrimp
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farts in jars though.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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all that litters is old
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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raise boys and girls the same way
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Fuck semantics!
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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You are what you hate.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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So, read any good books lately?
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Be excellent to each other
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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I think you came to late.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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They Live. We sleep
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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SAUL MUSIC
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Try Dying.
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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everyone's work is equally important
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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