Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Smoke fish.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Cosmetics made me alien.
#955 -313 = 3123 - 3436 - +
All that is colossal is fraud
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antifart
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Initiation is never over.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
#4403 -302 = 3708 - 4010 - +
Enlightenment is Bullshit
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
#2845 -332 = 3703 - 4035 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
#1952 -353 = 3348 - 3701 - +
Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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keep the lasagna flying
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Kill your Idle
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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Who watches the watchers?
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fat people think they are fat.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Are you interesting?
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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You are now trapped.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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you are now manually dying
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Do you want a cookie?
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Slippery when slick
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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you are now breathing automatically
#3269 -376 = 3159 - 3535 - +
Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
#3044 -315 = 3029 - 3344 - +
Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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I really like writing on walls
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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DUCK !!
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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drama often obscures the real issues
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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I like this one. It's dense.
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