Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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I really like writing on walls
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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This is now part of your day.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Orwell was an optimist
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Noone knows our destination.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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MY DOG CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOD!
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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Fuck god
I love her
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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The truth never set anyone free
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Fuck semantics!
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Tune out the signal.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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This sentence has never been written.
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You'll never get this time back.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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For a good time, please call 000.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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Space is a practiced place.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Kill Your Idols.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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Paradox isn't.
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Context does.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Try Dying.
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Who are you? Why?
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You are hearing voices
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Laibach and Bank of England
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Your brain is itchy
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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