Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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God is dead, long live God
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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the city is upstairs
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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I'll be back.
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humanism is obsolete
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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You're No. One
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Try to remember
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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A free world needs no leaders
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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You are Powerful!
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Politics is war by other means
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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all information is misinformation
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Wit happens.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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Make like nature: select all.
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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snub backwards is buns
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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Think in terms of thought.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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decency is a relative thing
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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It's not my struggle
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Fait accompli...
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Everything happens for no reason
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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i need to avoid the void
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I love you.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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i'm just as god remade me
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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People are revolting
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Take the RED pill.
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check your assumptions
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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You too can be No. one!
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