Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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IGNore fnords
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ice 4 eyes
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Authorised graffiti area
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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Stop being used.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Free
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Preserve disorder
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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There is no more revolution;
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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land of the fee
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Kilmalosa323
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Adapt or die!
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Science is a cult
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You are what you hate.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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And I thought I was original!
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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education is everywhere
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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keep the lasagna flying
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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MURDERBIRD
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Not all people are human.
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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one love
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Get 0%, win
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Who told you to believe that?
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Yes you are.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Your mother was lying
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water is just boneless ice
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True love is overrated
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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History is a religion
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all information is misinformation
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Can I ask you a second question?
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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you sure its safe?
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Never trust what you read.
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