Semi Official Memebomb Archive

To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Call in Sick
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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choose life
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Newfags can't triforce
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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to whom it may concern,
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Will what you do
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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occasionally principles are more valuable than people
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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What poor gods we do make.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Tear off all your labels.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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annoy the boring
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Knock yourself out.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Failure takes practice
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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I know what you did last summer...
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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KNOW NOW
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Some men are born posthumously.
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psychicdelic
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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What you change, changes you.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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yeah, i know.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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life = murder
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Imagine the unimaginable
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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listen to the silence
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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