Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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We are watching you
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Youthanize yourself
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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the whether is changing
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Knock yourself out.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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noise can be hostile
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Prophets profit.
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Only Americans are real humans
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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And thus, sense was made.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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There's no such thing as nothing
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Forget you even read this.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Roots are for vegetables
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the past is dead country
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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Pretend to be real.
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Pretend this is Reality
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Without fuck ¡
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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All that is colossal is fraud
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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If your not confused your wrong
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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problem solver or problem maker
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Negation is definition
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hate speech?
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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