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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Art is dangerous
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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kill someone today
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Levity Sucks!
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Life is not only for you.
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You think punk means asshole, I know punk means cuddle -tsunami
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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know it's naught!
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If you can this.... you can read
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Somebody hates you
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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These words mean nothing.
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No one gets out alive.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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I don't exist.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Leadership means taxes
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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what is future
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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an elite is inevitable
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Deity... he's come for me
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Home is where the disease is
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Perception is not reality
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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I saw what you did just now
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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me me na me meme name
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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You are one of the masks
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Politics is war by other means
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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revolution means going around in circles.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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Your ego is biohazard
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Private parking in Area only !
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Make up your words.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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The Game
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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