Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Lady Inspired
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fear your friends
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Don't forget to die
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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Roll again.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Why are you so sure?
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beat violence!
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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My mess is a life
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Find your passion for apathy
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Protection when you least expect it
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I GET IT!
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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time passes through us.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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discordia lumine maior
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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The beginning of the end is T
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Love scares empty hearts
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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all roads lead to qumran
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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to whom it may concern,
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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fallin' allin
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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