Semi Official Memebomb Archive

reality doesn't understand itself.
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do you think we are forever?
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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How are you reading this?
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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somebody stop me. please.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Leap before you look
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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The cause is the effect.
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The only enemy is good
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Have that mole checked out
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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what a drag it is getting sold
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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If not now, then when?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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The Truth Is No.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Jesus loves war!
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Robots bleed red
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Darwin Hates You.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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This isn't all true.
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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DNA controls you!
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Don't knock opportunity
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Then why do you do it?
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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