You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
5226 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes
Based on the GPL Kwotes Project