Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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How do you get all those coins?
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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The Game
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Kill your Idle
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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challenge your habits
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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ALWAYS IS
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This is the distraction.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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How am I not myself?
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fututio, non verba.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Leadership means taxes
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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The new money is info.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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the future is here now
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Support your local ceiling.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Soil isn't a document
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worrying can help you prepare
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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this conversation isnt over
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Theft is liberty
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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civilization is the denial of shit
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christinsanity
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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