Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Stop imitating yourself.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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change is an inside job
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You are not your self-image.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Power to the Imagination.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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cancer cures smoking.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Click here to win.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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raw backwards is war
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fear is information
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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all that litters is old
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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What poor gods we do make.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Go places.
Do things
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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JUST THINKING
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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This side up.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Home is where the disease is
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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KNOW NOW
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Don't knock opportunity
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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i browse eye brows.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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It's good to be the King.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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