The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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