The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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