Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretend to be real.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Never mind that.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Do not live, do not die.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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You are Powerful!
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Fight Me
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All that is colossal is fraud
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Simulate yourself
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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DO NOT BELIEF
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There is no more revolution;
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Write this somewhere else.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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You're already in its belly.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Reinvent retardation.
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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MINDCRAFT
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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You did it.
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Seen one fnord, seen em all.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Roll again.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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You're on your own now
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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This sentence is a lie.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Infect Yourself.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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I don't exist.
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you read my fucking mind
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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pretend you have free will
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Life is not rhetorical.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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I shit you not.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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No direction is the right direction
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Let us prey
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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MURDERBIRD
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