Semi Official Memebomb Archive

there is no god, the goddess prevails
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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And a cat in every bag.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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I want this statement to be false.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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decency is a relative thing
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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words tend to be inadequate
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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to be is not to be
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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exciting controversy
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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Only the insane prosper
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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I'll be back.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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ice 4 eyes
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Paradox isn't.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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offer very little information about yourself
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Make up your words.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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description is more important than metaphor
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Please don't care about this sign.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Go directly to jail.
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the revolution will not realised
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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