Semi Official Memebomb Archive

These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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BeLIEve
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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They know you're reading this.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Dreamed any reality lately?
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Suffering is Optional...
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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I invented plagiarism.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Kill your Idle
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nobody is in charge
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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That's a fish and you know it!
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meet us in orbit
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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starvation is nature's way
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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i wish i had tried.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Great! Doesn't it
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I'm in this for the money.
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At the end you see it clear
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Robots can Time, are you?
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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19februholidamned
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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I'm better than you.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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angst is lame
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Can you hear me now?
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Someone knows better than you
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Albino african
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education is everywhere
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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you read my fucking mind
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
                        - Ronald D. Laing [1967]
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This page was intentionally left blank.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Please clean up after your god.
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You are a product.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Open horse fucking
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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How's that working out for you?
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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