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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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problem solver or problem maker
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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This sentence is false.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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The trick is whatever happens next
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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ignorance is hell.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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its funny cause its true
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there is chaos in order
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Break a pattern today.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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Quit the shit
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Support your local ceiling.
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starvation is nature's way
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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solitude is enriching
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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-hyphencypher-
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Question...everything?
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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The door is the key.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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WARNING: And how!
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You're on your own now
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To be happy is a new notion
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Try to remember
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We are not stuff that abides
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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