Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Infect Yourself.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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you can live on through your descendants
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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You know what I always say...
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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only the robots are on time anymore
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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decency is a relative thing
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It is immoral to be productive in a destructive system.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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There are no gold prisons
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Examine the following:
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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hungry? eat me.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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you LIVE in that head?
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Great! Doesn't it
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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your breath smells a funny colour
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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NO YOU!
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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SILENCE
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i browse eye brows.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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SAUL MUSIC
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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PANTFARTICA
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Keep quiet about this.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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How's that working out for you?
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big brother is not watching me
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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The Sanity is IN.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Less is a possibilty
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blumpkinfluffer
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