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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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Five is a demon.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Simulate yourself
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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ask yourself this
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Generally speaking, women are.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Newfags can't triforce
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Question reality.
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God made me an atheist.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Think about what you are thinking
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fututio, non verba.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Avert thy gaze!
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It's always today.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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its funny cause its true
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Consider just thinking about it.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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You got away with it.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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