Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Please go away.
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stay human
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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If its to be its up to me
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Two-faced book
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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water is just boneless ice
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the posthumous will judge.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Try to outlive these words.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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If its to be, its up to me
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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irony is too mainstream for me
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Not a Restroom
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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You saw this message yesterday.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Go on, I won't tell.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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somebody stop me. please.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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They Live. We sleep
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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lord of the memes...
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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This isn't all true.
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what's stopping you?
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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physical culture is second best
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World's Best Dad
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They think you're weird.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Open horse fucking
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I am my own god now
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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Happiness is not efficient
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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really
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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You are one of the masks
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No purpose necessary
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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You know it all, don't you?
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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