Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the end. there's a period.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Free? Prove it!
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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adjust your tie.
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Space is a practiced place.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Pwn free and clear.
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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planning for the future is escapism
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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change your mind
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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timidity is laughable
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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golfers are the illuminati
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Welcome home
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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Never give an inch!
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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You are now breathing manually.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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Which way to America?
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Why don't you mind?!
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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The trick is whatever happens next
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SMILE, AND TAKE THE MONEY
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Be eaten by babies
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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Listen to the noise.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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brobama
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Every one can read your mind.
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What are you really thinking about?
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Holy shit look over there --->
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I am the voice in your head.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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