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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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A cat is a cat, and that is that.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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I'm not dead yet!
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All employees are forbidden.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Read out loud.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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I am high, bye
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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I'm with intelligent --->
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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you're it, no backsies
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Jesus is 6.
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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RAGE IS PEACE
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down with lies?
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Resistance is fertile
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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That was a bad idea.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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you can live on through your descendants
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zombies like you
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Obsolete power corrupts obsoletely
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Albino african
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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Let's be cruel!
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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This is where i get off.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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This is a Meme.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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