ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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