Semi Official Memebomb Archive

People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Hail to thee o risen sun/visible AND invisible/enlighten the world/shine within us/enflame our souls/thou secret sun of the heart/thou art Horus in thy rising/ra in thy glory/and Osiris in thy repose/hail, o great sun! Amen!
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Tick tick tick
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Zombie or not to be?
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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The trick is whatever happens next
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Life is a hard life.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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world wide eyed
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Which way to America?
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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DUCK !!
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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you are now breathing automatically
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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History is a religion
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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I have found a truth.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Ye of many faiths
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Language is speaking you.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Use only as directed.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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These monsters are people
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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I am GOD here!
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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raw backwards is war
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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I shit you not.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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this is a interdistraction
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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I would die for my own life.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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You are now breathing manually.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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you smell like your mistress.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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You are the voice in your head.
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Knowing is hard.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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