Semi Official Memebomb Archive

when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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Small minds think alike, too.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Look at the finger!!
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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listen when your body talks
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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the past is dead country
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Today is the day.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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beat violence!
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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Levity Sucks!
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Futility is futile.
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KNOW SHIT!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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This is Not an Exist.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Don't tread on me
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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If not now, then when?
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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In-con-CEIvable!
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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We saw her duck.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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I can see you
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Your memebomb
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pink is ok, too
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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SEX IS THE ABBATOIR OF BEAUTY
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Free Baser Evil!
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Belief is the Enemy.
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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sex differences are here to stay
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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DEATH SUCKS.
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abort that defeatist
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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God bless the kufar
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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