Semi Official Memebomb Archive

1984 - only 24 years late.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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You know better
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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BUREAUCRAZY
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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This sentence is a lie.
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The End is Rear!
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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I live like this 'cuz I like it; I've seen too much to pretend
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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iPods are made of people!
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Darwin Hates You.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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minimalism is about the details
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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You too can be No. one!
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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The best things in life are imaginary
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Today is the day.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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This is a mindjacking!
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Men always generalise
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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IGNore fnords
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Levity Sucks!
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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You're being lied to by yourself.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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revolution means going around in circles.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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