Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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If your not confused your wrong
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Absolutes are absolutely wrong
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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such is the war.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Pawn Takes king.
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Be all that you can be
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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It's good to be the King.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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world wide eyed
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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exciting controversy
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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That's what she said.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Orwell was right.
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Each and single one
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Deity... he's come for me
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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You know better
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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zombies like you
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Explain your sense of self
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Fools seldom differ
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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You're a great actor!
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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