Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Go on, I won't tell.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Tick tick tick
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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prosecutors will be violated.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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kill someone today
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Head Your mind!
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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you are now manually dying
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Laibach and Bank of England
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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fuck it we ball
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Beware of false profits
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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Happiness is not efficient
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What is the first question?
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Habeas Corpus
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Social norms are for the weak.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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DIY
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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The Beginning is Nigh
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technology will make or break us
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Without fuck ¡
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Yes you are.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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You are only happy by accident.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Infect Yourself.
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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