Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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