Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
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I'm not dead yet!
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Property is theft.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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anarchonistic
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antifart
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Got your knows!
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Can I askew a question?
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Bored people are boring people.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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minimeme
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hugo phurst
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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Hail Damage Repair!
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Think outside which box?
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Don't be naive.
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Everybody knows.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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It's a trap!
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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God is a word.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Security through Obesity
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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The chao goes mu.
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Percepi et esse.
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Which way to America?
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