Semi Official Memebomb Archive

relativity is no boon to mankind
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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It's now
 
 
and then
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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No pain, no pain.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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self-awareness can be crippling
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Today is the day.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Life is a hard life.
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the past is dead country
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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there is chaos in order
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Nothing is 100% true
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Violence never settles anything.
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Antisemitism is a gas
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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A king's castle is his home.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Invent a problem
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Forget you even read this.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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