The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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