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しょがない。
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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NO YOU!
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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problem solver or problem maker
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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moderation kills the spirit
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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wait,
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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blumpkinfluffer
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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138 dys ony sos
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I know your secret.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Happiness is not efficient
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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I GET IT!
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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security makes me nervous
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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And the less I seek my source for some definitive, closer I am to fine...
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Plan early, plan twice
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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This bear's repeating.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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