Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't forget to die
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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remember to react
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Try to remember
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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Please go back 3 squares
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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KNOW NOW
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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What are you doing?!
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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All we have is words
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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problem solver or problem maker
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Open your eyes! No, you were right, better keep those fuckers closed.
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Your mother was lying
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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free water! Take one!
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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to be is not to be
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Kill your imagination.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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I want your money back.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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Kook cain
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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all information is misinformation
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