Semi Official Memebomb Archive

99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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what time is it on mars?
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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free water! Take one!
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Percepi et esse.
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This sign is not for you.
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It is happening again.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Stop being used.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Congregation, please be seated
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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The police are your friends.
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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what i think i am
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Motherfucker who you playing
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I love my tribe.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Happiness is a new idea.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Apocalypse!
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Reading is not understanding.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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the keepers of time are robots.
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This is not here
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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technology will make or break us
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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the past is dead country
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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This side up.
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History is a religion
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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Life is not only for you.
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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This is my steakhouse.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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I am my own god now
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No one noticed.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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