Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman

no absolutes!

We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.

Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.

Did I just say that out loud?

What you change, changes you.

Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.

History is written by the winners

Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.

Duck

Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.

I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.

Don't think

Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.

the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference

here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.

Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!

Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?

This statement is a lie.

there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.

What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?

what did you lap up today?

Leadership means taxes

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told

PROMISES PRIMACES

An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.

The Sanity is IN.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie

SILENCE

Consider just thinking about it.

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

CONFUSE EVERYONE

The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways

Decide what you are meant to be.

The good need no rules. The bad have none.

"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."

A Little pain never hurt anyone

If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.

CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.

Be excellent to each other

You're standing in it now.

Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will

We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.

Browsers for Genocide

In here we're all anemic.

make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures

there is HIMEOBS in my carpet

Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.