Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Dare to be stupid.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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A naked mind is sexy.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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138 dys ony sos
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Pretend to be real.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Feel great on purpose.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Pretend this is Reality
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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fallin' allin
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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My god is bigger.
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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This is the age of isis
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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seizure salad
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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expressing anger is necessary
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Believing is seeing.
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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fear your friends
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You're on your own now
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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You are the voice in your head.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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'slanguage
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Take the RED pill.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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You were alone before they left you
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I know you, and I know your game...
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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