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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Lead Ashtray
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You saw this message yesterday.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Free? Prove it!
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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Question...everything?
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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being happy is more important than anything else
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challenge your habits
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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For a good time call Eris
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Beware of false profits
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Some farts go poop.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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pink is ok, too
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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I hate the very thought of the thought of you
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Be excellent to each other
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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Confront the system.
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get thee behind me greyface
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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Preserve disorder
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Chaste makes waste.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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MINDCRAFT
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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get an afterlife
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Confusion is paradise
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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you can even marry harry
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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change your mind
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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discordia lumine maior
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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