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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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You're No. One
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Have a good day, or die.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Some farts go poof.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Rebel against this command.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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getting even is odd.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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you smell like your mistress.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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fat people think they are fat.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Abandon all art NOW
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fear your friends
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Collect to reject
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Then why do you do it?
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Grate with purpose
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Your smile or your life
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Can you hear me now?
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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I like.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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I know what you did last summer...
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Normal
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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decadence can be an end in itself
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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