Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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what is future
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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yeah, i know.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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You are Powerful!
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Have that mole checked out
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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someone should do something about that
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Percepi et esse.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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You made me do it
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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technology will make or break us
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Try to outlive these words.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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you owe the world not the other way around
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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To be free today means to participate.
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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What if you're the one?
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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hungry? eat me.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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I'll be back.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Republican patriot fakers
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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PANTFARTICA
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Perception is not reality
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Taze a kitten!
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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really
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meet us in orbit
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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â–²
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Guns Protect Killers.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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My moral standing is lying down.
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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Pretend to be real.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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maybe partying will help
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[insert witty meme here]
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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can-I-help-you's
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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