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Dreamed any reality lately?
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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My pockets went to Distopia
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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i just changed the world
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to be is not to be
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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don't place to much trust in experts
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step one: build a better idiot
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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Try Dying.
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description is more important than metaphor
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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go down and drown'd
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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WAKE UP.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Failure takes practice
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Somebody hates you
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Are you interesting?
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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JUST THINKING
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Just give up and go crazy.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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one love
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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How am I not myself?
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Rebel against this command.
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And a cat in every bag.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Subversive is the new black.
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hate love - love hate
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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listen when your body talks
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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delusions comfy enough?
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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19februholidamned
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
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You're standing in it now.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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Run. You're watching you.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Laziness is a virtue.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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