Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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seize the means of imagination
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Never mind that.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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xenophobes also fear you.
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Step on a crack
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Beware of falling hammers
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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I can see you
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Free
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Why don't you mind?!
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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annoy the boring
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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You are literate
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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"I can't breed!"
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Orwell was an optimist
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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out of nothing comes something
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You are only happy by accident.
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Your cats are my target audience
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Examine the following:
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Space is a practiced place.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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all that litters is old
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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You are now breathing manually.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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look above the wind.
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This isn't all true.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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getting even is odd.
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Free Baser Evil!
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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Question lobotomy.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Lol, reality.
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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angst is lame
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Some farts go poof.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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I do hesitate to ask.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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