Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Stamp out bad eggs
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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All we have is words
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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seizure salad
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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choice != control
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Preserve disorder
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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humanism is obsolete
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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I like.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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You were alone before they left you
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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everything that's interesting is new
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Lead Ashtray
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Call in Sick
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Your memebomb
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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Politics is war by other means
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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Revelations will not be televised.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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never fear goddess is here
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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