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we need some new cliches
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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fat people think they are fat.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Perception is not reality
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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You made me do it
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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to whom it may concern,
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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keep your eyes open
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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This is not here
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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to volunteer is reactionary
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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Hail Stones!
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Nature loves to hide.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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You are the opposition!
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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How am I not myself?
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Newfags can't triforce
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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planning for the future is escapism
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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I think the terrorists just won.
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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