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What just happened?
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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its funny cause its true
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Newfags can't triforce
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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I'm better than you.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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ignorance is hell.
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Was it worth it?
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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We are not stuff that abides
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Oops bi did it again
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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"I can't breed!"
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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help me i've turned into paper
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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I am GOD here!
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Resistance is fertile
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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decency is a relative thing
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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Can you hear me now?
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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Because it's there.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Don't think
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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This is a thought free zone.
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can this really be happening to me
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Work is a four letter word.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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what? do you think?
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The Truth Hertz.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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