Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Suicide is against the law!
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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fun is my function
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Operatives are standing by.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Love scares empty hearts
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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What are you really thinking about?
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I'm done counting statistics.
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pink is ok, too
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Rebel against this command.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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rattlesnakes are epic
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you are now leaving!
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Peace is a graveyard.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Duck
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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i redundant already.
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annoy the boring
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Security Through Obscurity
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
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Everybody knows.
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averageness is a point of view
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Knock yourself out.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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categorizing fear is calming
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angst is lame
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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You are only happy by accident.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Zombie or not to be?
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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