your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
normal men have killed perpaps 100,000,000 of their fellow men in the last 50 years.
- Ronald D. Laing [1967]
Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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