WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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