Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Some people in this country dont have maps
#2516 -322 = 3120 - 3442 - +
Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
#3888 -315 = 3080 - 3395 - +
Marx invented capitalism.
#5607 -366 = 2822 - 3188 - +
This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
#2898 -331 = 2814 - 3145 - +
History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
#6024 -415 = 3050 - 3465 - +
This sentence is different the third time you read it.
#3849 -364 = 2885 - 3249 - +
You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
#5286 -355 = 3017 - 3372 - +
Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
#3797 -292 = 2806 - 3098 - +
The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
#2717 -289 = 3534 - 3823 - +
Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
#1783 -317 = 2835 - 3152 - +
unleash infinity
#3025 -342 = 2785 - 3127 - +
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
#5112 -338 = 3207 - 3545 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -216 = 3425 - 3641 - +
Check Mate!
#3547 -463 = 3057 - 3520 - +
Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
#3998 -285 = 4154 - 4439 - +
reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
#2386 -326 = 4300 - 4626 - +
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
#1534 -566 = 2893 - 3459 - +
its not. but maybe
#4384 -294 = 3145 - 3439 - +
The more you know, the less you control.
#6429 -693 = 3145 - 3838 - +
Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
#1414 -318 = 2520 - 2838 - +
Baby be my queen forever and ever.
#5500 -330 = 2764 - 3094 - +
You woke up for this?
#3577 -302 = 3659 - 3961 - +
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
#1675 -349 = 3082 - 3431 - +
If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
#4107 -307 = 2898 - 3205 - +
Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
#5219 -350 = 3612 - 3962 - +
Jesus was a profit.
#1895 -303 = 3360 - 3663 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -1933 = 7478 - 9411 - +
follow my directions: take the next left right?
#5808 -318 = 2888 - 3206 - +
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
#2121 -348 = 2905 - 3253 - +
Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
#1327 -356 = 2955 - 3311 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -319 = 3806 - 4125 - +
It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
#1822 -286 = 3522 - 3808 - +
Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
#1467 -472 = 2744 - 3216 - +
You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
#3337 -268 = 3485 - 3753 - +
Dogma is what other people believe in.
#3989 -299 = 3467 - 3766 - +
Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
#1899 -287 = 3639 - 3926 - +
Fools seldom differ
#1263 -314 = 3442 - 3756 - +
Life is ours. We live it our way.
#1974 -299 = 2761 - 3060 - +
Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
#3929 -284 = 3591 - 3875 - +
It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
#1858 -353 = 2927 - 3280 - +
people are boring unless they are extremists
#2273 -333 = 2817 - 3150 - +
[citation needed]
#574 -235 = 3147 - 3382 - +
My mess is a life
#5516 -300 = 2850 - 3150 - +
I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
#5272 -300 = 3454 - 3754 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -2084 = 6754 - 8838 - +
take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
#2595 -273 = 3859 - 4132 - +
Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
#2211 -308 = 2919 - 3227 - +
You are Powerful!
#4754 -288 = 3434 - 3722 - +
that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
#6114 -282 = 4058 - 4340 - +
Abandon all art NOW
#643 -367 = 2956 - 3323 - +
you're doing it.
#4198 -381 = 2566 - 2947 - +
I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
#1476 -350 = 2373 - 2723 - +
"No Comment" is a comment.
#5064 -350 = 3076 - 3426 - +
Politics is war by other means
#5996 -334 = 3423 - 3757 - +
Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
#1139 -254 = 3070 - 3324 - +
Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
#5850 -299 = 3325 - 3624 - +
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
#1104 -300 = 3177 - 3477 - +
Peanuts are Peanuts
#4385 -202 = 3460 - 3662 - +
QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
#2362 -362 = 2496 - 2858 - +
Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
#1105 -380 = 2645 - 3025 - +
It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
#5067 -372 = 2629 - 3001 - +
i will!
#6184 -346 = 3719 - 4065 - +
Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
#4501 -393 = 2475 - 2868 - +
Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
#5103 -492 = 3470 - 3962 - +
Taze a kitten!
#2606 -337 = 3338 - 3675 - +
If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
#1640 -317 = 4019 - 4336 - +
A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
#4433 -293 = 3688 - 3981 - +
Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
#4937 -307 = 2706 - 3013 - +
Culture is the inversion of life.
#966 -272 = 3182 - 3454 - +
Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
#4540 -358 = 3119 - 3477 - +
Stop being used.
#3533 -418 = 3146 - 3564 - +
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
#4677 -300 = 3818 - 4118 - +
sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
#2470 -366 = 3044 - 3410 - +
They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
#2877 -501 = 3005 - 3506 - +
It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
#1877 -332 = 2697 - 3029 - +
bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
#4762 -330 = 3245 - 3575 - +
PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
#3862 -297 = 3175 - 3472 - +
loving animals is a substitute activity
#2004 -270 = 2968 - 3238 - +
The Machine is Us.
#3945 -376 = 3139 - 3515 - +
Everything is on fire, and I love it
#5764 -381 = 3147 - 3528 - +
We are not stuff that abides
#4720 -291 = 3034 - 3325 - +
Don't worry--you're being watched.
#1103 -329 = 2802 - 3131 - +
This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
#2927 -313 = 3759 - 4072 - +
If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
#5382 -311 = 3047 - 3358 - +
time passes through us.
#6173 -339 = 3724 - 4063 - +
YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
#6276 -472 = 3970 - 4442 - +
Free
#4276 -418 = 2632 - 3050 - +
The revolution will not be teleprompted.
#2771 -288 = 3150 - 3438 - +
Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
#4258 -309 = 3766 - 4075 - +
If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
#1711 -287 = 2940 - 3227 - +
An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
#5881 -278 = 3122 - 3400 - +
I like this one. It's dense.
#3474 -299 = 2663 - 2962 - +
Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
#3726 -316 = 2906 - 3222 - +
seize the means of imagination
#6384 -820 = 3462 - 4282 - +
And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
#4944 -380 = 3332 - 3712 - +
Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
#4301 -345 = 2617 - 2962 - +
Antisemitism is a gas
#4122 -290 = 3990 - 4280 - +
Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
#4955 -309 = 3259 - 3568 - +
[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
#3473 -359 = 3491 - 3850 - +
Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
#2065 -377 = 3051 - 3428 - +

5226 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project