Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The more you know, the less you control.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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hate speech?
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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time passes through us.
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You made me do it
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Please go back 3 squares
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Without fuck ¡
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Hoard anything you can't download
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Two-faced book
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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words tend to be inadequate
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Someone knows better than you
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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That's just what I believe
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DNA controls you!
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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If you do it, want it.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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By the power of viagra
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Authorised graffiti area
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Explain your sense of self
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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problem solver or problem maker
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Imagine the unimaginable
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deceive regularly
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no absolutes!
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Jesus made a good profit
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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obamasyomama
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Maybe you're a product too
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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what did you lap up today?
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Was it worth it?
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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No hidden window here.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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In the end. there's a period.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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big brother is not watching me
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