Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Laibach and Bank of England
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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I see what you did there.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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TV Sets the Channel
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Smoke fish.
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Futility is futile.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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maybe partying will help
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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August Victoria hospital
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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hugo phurst
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Don't be naive.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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In the end. there's a period.
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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You saw this message yesterday.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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It's never too late to start.
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Today is the day.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Operatives are standing by.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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ignorance is hell.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Should we start over?
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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You are now breathing manually.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Yes you are.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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