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consider the inconsiderate.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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asshole
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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stay human
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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Politician, govern thyself.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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adjust your tie.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Pwn free and clear.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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much was decided before you were born
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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Who are you? Why?
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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i browse eye brows.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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noise can be hostile
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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some hacks hoax
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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Percepi et esse.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Confusion is paradise
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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I could only masquerade
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Now is all you have.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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You are the opposition!
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Free? Prove it!
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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i don't hate crime.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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