Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Run. You're watching you.
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Be young - shut up!
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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decency is a relative thing
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Be a badass
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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you're doing it.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Apocalypse!
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Moderation is for monks.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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19februholidamned
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Imagine the unimaginable
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Invent a problem
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Kill your Idle
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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[insert witty meme here]
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Citing historical precedent is bad form.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Believing is seeing.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Do not believe language.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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an elite is inevitable
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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wishing things away is not effective
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laws make legislatures
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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take nothing for granted
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No gods, no masterpieces
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out of nothing comes something
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Leadership means taxes
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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This is a Meme.
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Free
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Protection when you least expect it
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Pretend you're not pretending
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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