Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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If you can this.... you can read
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life = murder
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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what time is it on mars?
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IN MY PANTS!
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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I'm on thought rations
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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can-I-help-you's
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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You don't exist.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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TITS
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Negation is definition
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Be all that you can be
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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â–²
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Do what you want to say
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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Who are you? Why?
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ask yourself this
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you are now entering!
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feel better now
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Without fuck ¡
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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here...catch!
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"...the beat goes on for the drumming bird, whose
   feathers fan the wind that will eventually blow
   the mind...for the trips that i've been taking are
   more than only mine." -the drumming bird of paradox
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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A king's castle is his home.
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jesus was a roman mole
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