Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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My god is bigger.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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We are here to grow our souls
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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NANODICK
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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an elite is inevitable
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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deceive regularly
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SAUL MUSIC
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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You are one of the masks
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Kook cain
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Try to outlive these words.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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DNA controls you!
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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No hidden window here.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Congratulations on being a gifted child, now survive the death trap of the school system
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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fututio, non verba.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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what time is it on mars?
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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meet us in orbit
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Have you been alive lately?
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Chaos is what you make of it
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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zombies like you
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Got your knows!
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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the past is dead country
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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