Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Not a Restroom
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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And thus, sense was made.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Nature loves to hide.
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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The following statement is not true:
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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you read my fucking mind
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We are not stuff that abides
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Pretend this is Reality
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conspiracy is all about you.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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People are Human.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Are you a character or a being?
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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"Please feel free."
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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When i was drunk and tried to say "ayers rock", it sounded like "uluru"
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Life is not only for you.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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never share your dreams with a pro
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The way up and the way down is one and the same.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS ARMED, DANGEROUS, OUT OF CONTROL, AND CURRENTLY AT LARGE!
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Don't think
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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"Hauch"
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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TELL ANYONE YOU WANT, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE YOU.
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can this really be happening to me
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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bad luck not money is the root of all evil
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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