A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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