Semi Official Memebomb Archive

How am I not myself?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Infect Yourself.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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How many advertisements are you wearing?
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Have that mole checked out
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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The Truth Is No.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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listen when your body talks
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Explain your sense of self
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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Are you still awake?
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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[Citation Needed]
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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security makes me nervous
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IMOK
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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listen to the silence
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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History is a religion
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Someone knows better than you
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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What will you be forgotten as?
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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DNA controls you!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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lord of the memes...
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The biggest Greed is wanting an afterlife.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Save us from salvation
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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wacked lives shatter
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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