Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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This message is not for you.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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You can fine-tune at will.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Popes needed
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Please cue at this point -->
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Freedom is a party
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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black lies matter
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Antisemitism is a gas
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Now is all you have.
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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illness is a state of mind
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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blumpkinfluffer
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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belief is priceless
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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You can't be too serious.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Use no hooks.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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Prophets profit.
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angst is lame
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minimalism is about the details
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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what is future
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randy savage died for your sins
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Knock knock. Who is there? Soup. Soup who? SOUPERMAN
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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August Victoria hospital
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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