Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Security Through Obscurity
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low expectations are good protection
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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Did I just say that out loud?
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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being who you are is it's own reward
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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Laziness is a virtue.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Save us from salvation
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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I don't believe you.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Negation is definition
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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DNA controls you!
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Love scares empty hearts
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That's just what I believe
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Life is not only for you.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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You're standing in it now.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Use only as directed.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Lego my Ego
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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holding back protects your vital energies
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Home is where the disease is
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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timidity is laughable
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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This sentence has never been written.
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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DUCK !!
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Let's be cruel!
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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