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"I can't breed!"
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Consider just thinking about it.
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Please go back 3 squares
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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play freebird!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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you can even marry harry
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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The door is the key.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Happiness is not efficient
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Existence is futile
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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I'm better than you.
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change is an inside job
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Here's what I know,
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Metallica Still Sucks
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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Read less, live more.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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The Truth Hertz.
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ISABELLAH
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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belief is priceless
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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YOU will live forever!
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low expectations are good protection
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Laws make criminals.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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feel better now
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Defective for our future.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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You always love the ones you hurt
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Don't believe everything you think.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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Everybody knows.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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