Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Convictions cause convicts.
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It's good to be the King.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
#1587 -303 = 3713 - 4016 - +
somebody stop me. please.
#2518 -212 = 2957 - 3169 - +
Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
#3859 -425 = 2304 - 2729 - +
Property is theft.
#2340 -335 = 2666 - 3001 - +
Your information train is jammed, man!
#3520 -333 = 3056 - 3389 - +
Cecile Grace Janvier
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
#4029 -311 = 3610 - 3921 - +
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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your breath smells a funny colour
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What you change, changes you.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
#6205 -311 = 3798 - 4109 - +
Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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How do you get all those coins?
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
#926 -360 = 2779 - 3139 - +
never fear goddess is here
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
#694 -484 = 3248 - 3732 - +
are you wearing that?
#3512 -360 = 3131 - 3491 - +
Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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You ruin everything for everybody all the time.
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conspiracy is all about you.
#6202 -311 = 4047 - 4358 - +
A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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Knowing is hard.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
#3955 -337 = 2902 - 3239 - +
Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
#605 -428 = 2973 - 3401 - +
Feel great with purpose
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
#4735 -323 = 3066 - 3389 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
#5156 -310 = 3197 - 3507 - +
I hear music!
#1525 -289 = 3861 - 4150 - +
repetition is the best way to learn
#2412 -286 = 3008 - 3294 - +
What if you're the one?
#3144 -276 = 3128 - 3404 - +
They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
#5784 -399 = 2750 - 3149 - +
blame is a shortcut to hell
#6063 -470 = 3310 - 3780 - +
wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
#6137 -317 = 3687 - 4004 - +
remember to react
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
#5689 -418 = 3119 - 3537 - +
Everything really does revolve around you.
#4647 -275 = 3579 - 3854 - +
escape from libtardia.
#6288 -274 = 4157 - 4431 - +
Average is such a mean word
#5379 -379 = 2940 - 3319 - +
Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Do not believe language.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
#6226 -316 = 3956 - 4272 - +
take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Each and single one
#4533 -383 = 2769 - 3152 - +
Your mental conditions are not that interesting
#3401 -330 = 2681 - 3011 - +
The future is here: everything must be destroyed
#5877 -311 = 3042 - 3353 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -360 = 3440 - 3800 - +
Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
#3131 -266 = 3130 - 3396 - +
there is no fun in fundamentalism
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humanism is obsolete
#1465 -336 = 3372 - 3708 - +
Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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I've run out of things to say.
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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meet us in orbit
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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The Truth Is No.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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