Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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We Universe Itself
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Levity Sucks!
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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No direction is the right direction
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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giant skeleton factory
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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The Machine is Us.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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DO NOT WANT.
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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everything that's interesting is new
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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There ain't no justice
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Fait accompli...
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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starvation is nature's way
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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God is an excuse.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Habeas Corpus
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Such Oddacity.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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You're already in its belly.
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there is an error in this sentence.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Think in terms of thought.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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You are Powerful!
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fallin' allin
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i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
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time passes through us.
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Darwin Hates You.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Orwell was right.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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You are literate
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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The End is Rear!
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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