Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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the void does not exist
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Fuck semantics!
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DO NOT READ THIS
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Think outside which box?
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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You're already in its belly.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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Scene and Herd.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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Leadership means taxes
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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It might be worth it.
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PANTS?
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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I am living in denial.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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For a good time call Eris
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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They think you're weird.
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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abort that defeatist
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I don't exist.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Have a good day, or die.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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please change beliefs
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laws make legislatures
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Disorder is order.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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I'm in this for the money.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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IGNore fnords
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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For a good time, please call 000.
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read banned books
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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