"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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