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fun or doom
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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warning: the sky really is falling
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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automation is deadly
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Read out loud.
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getting even is odd.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Save us from salvation
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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This is the distraction.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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We're all heroes, when we look at it the right way. We're all heroes of life.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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fuck it we ball
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Albino african
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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blumpkinfluffer
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Language is speaking you.
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This is the end
of the
end
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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It's good to be the King.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Make weirdness normal.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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snub backwards is buns
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Be all that you can be
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Context does.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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i wish i had tried.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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The police are your friends.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Reality is only a theory
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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