Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
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STOP TALKING.
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What are you really thinking about?
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Security through Obesity
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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You're already in its belly.
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I was young and I needed the money
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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help me i've turned into paper
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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ignorance is hell.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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humanism is obsolete
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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The Truth Hertz.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Use only as directed.
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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YOU will live forever!
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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being broke is childish
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consider the inconsiderate.
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[Citation Needed]
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Finishing is for quitters.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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humor is a release
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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There's no such thing as a free world
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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I... have become... comfortably numb
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Call in Sick
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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lord of the memes...
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This is not a pipe.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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They're catching up to you!
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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You are one of the masks
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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eris is my higher power
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Democracy is Watching you..
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Subversive is the new black.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Every one can read your mind.
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