Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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i never always win.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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This is the end
of the
end
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Perception is not reality
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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the future is here now
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Beware of false profits
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change is an inside job
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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They are hunting dogs.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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you can live on through your descendants
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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EAT BABIES
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Each and single one
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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I want your money back.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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i redundant already.
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Sure I believe in peace. Peace through superior firepower.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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wacked lives shatter
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Roots are for vegetables
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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