During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
“To be is to doâ€â€”Socrates
“To do is to beâ€â€”Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be doâ€â€”Frank Sinatra
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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