Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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I'll be back.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
#4498 -277 = 2976 - 3253 - +
Convictions cause convicts.
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Yes men get all the babes!
#3245 -398 = 2745 - 3143 - +
It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
#3800 -333 = 5562 - 5895 - +
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
#2368 -297 = 2916 - 3213 - +
christinsanity
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get into the way!
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
#2065 -374 = 3049 - 3423 - +
All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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World's Best Dad
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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Education is a form of murder
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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God is a word.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
#1435 -367 = 2762 - 3129 - +
man created god so that he could win every argument
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Have a good day, or die.
#4367 -398 = 3080 - 3478 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
#4309 -368 = 2983 - 3351 - +
No gods, no masterpieces
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
#2605 -301 = 3287 - 3588 - +
When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
#4396 -344 = 2785 - 3129 - +
people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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i can't do that yet.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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It's ok that you don't know.
#1871 -368 = 2846 - 3214 - +
Newfags can't triforce
#5229 -368 = 3541 - 3909 - +
A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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it's a headless blunder
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
#3968 -372 = 3612 - 3984 - +
help me i've turned into paper
#1404 -301 = 2937 - 3238 - +
Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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You woke up for this?
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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conspiracy is all about you.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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What is it with you and money?
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Guns Protect Killers.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Finishing is for quitters.
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beat violence!
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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I'm done counting statistics.
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"etwas" means something in german.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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It's not my struggle
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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SCORPION PIE
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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non serviam
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Congregation, please be seated
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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