Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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You are literate
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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black lies matter
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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Rebel against this command.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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â–²
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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fear your friends
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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Use no hooks.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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the past is dead country
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Achacha
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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They're catching up to you!
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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I'm already fighting the next war.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Your memebomb
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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Personally, I blame society
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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change is an inside job
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Why not?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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xenophobes also fear you.
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you owe the world not the other way around
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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you are now breathing automatically
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Question reality.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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