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people are nuts if they think they are important
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I want this statement to be false.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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fear is information
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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Be eaten by babies
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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It's now
 
 
and then
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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hugo phurst
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it's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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the posthumous will judge.
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Don't worry, be metal
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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No one noticed.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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If not now, then when?
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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DEATH SUCKS.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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To be happy is a new notion
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Blasphemy is my religion
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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Please clean up after your god.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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