Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if you are happy and you know it - wipe your tears
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Hail Stones!
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Do you want a cookie?
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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This sticker written on the internet.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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security makes me nervous
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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People are blinky
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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Stop being used.
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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deceive regularly
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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The beginning of the end is T
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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sin is a means of social control
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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You know what I always say...
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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love to see it happen
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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Normality = boring-reality
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BROFIST
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Abandon all art NOW
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Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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We are here to grow our souls
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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Art is whatever you can get away with
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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The good need no rules. The bad have none.
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Control is not control
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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eris is my higher power
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