Semi Official Memebomb Archive

hate speech?
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Everything I know has been to space!
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Don't tread on me
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Finishing is for quitters.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Try Dying.
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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listen to the silence
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What if you're the one?
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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can this really be happening to me
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Moderation is for monks.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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The beginning of the end is T
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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wait faster
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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christafarian
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Normal is a curve.
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You grok?
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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You are what you hate.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Question lobotomy.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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It's later than you think.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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People are revolting
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Then why do you do it?
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I am my own god now
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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what's stopping you?
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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This is an advertisement
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How am I not who I Am?
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I am no longer infected
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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Coffee is bean water.
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wipe off that lipstick.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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