Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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