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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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deceive regularly
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Vegetables are murder.
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Context does.
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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[Verification needed]
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There's no such thing as nothing
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
-Josh Billings
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get thee behind me greyface
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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all norms are social.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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decency is a relative thing
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Disorder is order.
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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antifart
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Security through Obesity
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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Of course you realize this means war.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Examine the following:
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Try to outlive these words.
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Simulate yourself
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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WARNING: And how!
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Fumble the bumble
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I'm not dead yet!
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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"Makes little sense when applied to its quotation" makes little sense when applied to its quotation
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low expectations are good protection
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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this conversation is over
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Please press any door to continue
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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You're still playing by their rules!
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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It happened to you too
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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fun is my function
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Get ready for this.
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Common sense is neither.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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