Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Eschew Obfuscation.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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fear of a blank page.
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routine is a link with the past
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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Think outside the book.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Laws make criminals.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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smash -HERE- to find out
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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You're still playing by their rules!
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Try to remember
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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POOPEEPIE
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just believing something can make it happen
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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How necessary are you?
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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Why not?
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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We are watching you
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Hail Stones!
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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WAKE UP.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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get into the way!
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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You were alone before they left you
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We should all quit whinging.
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The Government is watching God
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I was young and I needed the money
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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You are now trapped.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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PROLIFUCK
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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hope is self-replicating
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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The toof will set you fwee.
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fallin' allin
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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How often do you feel human?
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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No costume is no costume
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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keep the lasagna flying
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Paradox isn't.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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What are you doing?!
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Duck
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