Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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hate speech?
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Never mind that.
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Hail Damage Repair!
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We saw her duck.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Faith is not an excuse.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Forget you even read this.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Fumble the bumble
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Taze a kitten!
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Zombie or not to be?
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No hidden window here.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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labels are not all inclusive
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Keep up and be ahead
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It's not my struggle
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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to whom it may concern,
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Make it so!
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...and then there is this faggot...
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This is my steakhouse.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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not valid without receipt
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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one love
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Don't tread on me
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Be eaten by babies
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These words mean nothing.
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God made me an atheist.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Great! Doesn't it
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Defective for our future.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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