Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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If you can read this you must have magical powers.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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holding back protects your vital energies
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I could only masquerade
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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ban censorship!
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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These could go together, or be separate.
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time passes through us.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Freedom is a party
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Success: Just say NO.
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Be all that you can be
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Holy shit look over there --->
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This is now part of your day.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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People are blinky
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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Sense is made, not born.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This bear's repeating.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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"Please feel free."
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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There is no real secret to feeling OK.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Paradox isn't.
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wait faster
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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[Verification needed]
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Subversive is the new black.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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