Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's a trap!
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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You were alone before they left you
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Why don't you mind?!
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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DNA controls you!
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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solitude is enriching
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What are you thinking now that you are finished reading this?
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The Truth Hertz.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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i'm just as god remade me
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Green paper makes me happy!
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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Think while it's still illegal
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I like.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Time is a harsh mistress.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Property is theft.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Make up your words.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Everybody knows.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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No purpose necessary
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Be excellent to each other
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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don't forget what you already know
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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our bored brains need information overload
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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If you put all the economists in a line, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Let's be cruel!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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