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wishing things away is not effective
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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christinsanity
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Why not?
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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Be young - shut up!
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Disorder is order.
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You were alone before they left you
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Should we start over?
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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the medium is the mode
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This message is not for you.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Every one can read your mind.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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You should pay more attention.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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thats the point of it all, masturbate, feel relieved, and keep on with what you're doing
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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