Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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The truth never set anyone free
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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get into the way!
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Break a pattern today.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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By the power of viagra
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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My body is clay for me to mold
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Control is not control
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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[citation needed]
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Two-faced book
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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ux = bb is watching you
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The cause is the effect.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Support your local ceiling.
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Government Complaints Box
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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out of nothing comes something
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Make weirdness normal.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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i need to avoid the void
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water is just boneless ice
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civilization is the denial of shit
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Confront the system.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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This sentence is a lie.
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Please go back 3 squares
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Use only as directed.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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Ever see 'THEM'?
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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change your mind
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Kilmalosa323
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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ask yourself this
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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