Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Buddha made me do it.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Science is a cult
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Use no hooks.
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You'll be old soon, and worthless, right?
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Should we start over?
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Mistakes aren't always regrets
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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I'm with intelligent --->
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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Kill your imagination.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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How am I not myself?
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Prophets profit.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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True love is overrated
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you must have one grand passion
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There are five kinds of people:
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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Are you still awake?
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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Action, Anxiety, or Apathy. Choose.
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Stop being used.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Laugh
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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Ateoff shitler
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Oops bi did it again
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Never mind that.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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the city is upstairs
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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You now get to create a new rule.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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get thee behind me greyface
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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BELIEVING KILLS
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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