Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It takes two to make a bastard.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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We are here to grow our souls
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Be less prepared.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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DEATH SUCKS.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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its not. but maybe
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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I am my own god now
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Self improvement is masturbation
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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The early worm gets the bird.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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It's never too late to start.
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This is the end
of the
end
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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Get 0%, win
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This is not a pipe.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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nobody is in charge
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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I am living in denial.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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How am I not myself?
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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That makes sense
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Should we start over?
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Do unto others before they do unto you.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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Government Complaints Box
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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nothing is something
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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