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you're doing it.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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The truth must sleep before its awaken!
                                        -k
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Reality is rated R, too.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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noise can be hostile
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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For a good time call Eris
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hail deep thought
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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God isn't a cupcake: but what if He was?
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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WARNING: And how!
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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after birth is before death
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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change your mind
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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You are the opposition!
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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CRIME: ONLY VALID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Men always generalise
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Hellen back
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Laibach and Bank of England
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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That's just what I believe
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Roll again.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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What would Johnny Cash do?
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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the void does not exist
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Explain your sense of self
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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I want this statement to be false.
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Stop being used.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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help me i've turned into paper
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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Seriousness is death
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