Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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FNORD YOUR SYSTEM
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Gamergate was here
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Theft is liberty
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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The revolution will be the same
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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D4 damager - power 2 ThE people
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The only way to get money is from other people
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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down with lies?
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ignorance is knowledge
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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I know your secret.
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description is more important than metaphor
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You'll never get this time back.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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is there someone standing behind me?
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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private property created crime
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[Citation Needed]
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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There's no such thing as a free world
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Prop Up The System!
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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All myths are modern
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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orthodoxy is coming back in a big way quick deflate the balloons
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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ask yourself this
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Evolution IS Genocide
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Preserve disorder
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Maybe you're a product too
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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Question...everything?
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Defective for our future.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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go down and drown'd
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Don't forget to die
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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