If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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