Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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God made me an atheist.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Patriotism is for foreigners
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anarchonistic
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Mother nature don't give a fuck.
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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This sentence has never been written.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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There is no help.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Now that you've read this I'll follow you home.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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MURDERBIRD
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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you must have one grand passion
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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It can't rain all the time
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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obamasyomama
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Hail Damage Repair!
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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It is only when you lose everything you will be free to do anything
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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No one is stopping you
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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History is written by the winners
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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problem solver or problem maker
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Taze a kitten!
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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i redundant already.
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Work is a four letter word.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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hail deep thought
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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You were alone before they left you
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The Beginning is Near.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Normality is a luxury
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