Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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The dead define culture
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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How necessary are you?
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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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No good plan goes unpunished
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I saw what you did just now
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Make like nature: select all.
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Habeas Corpus
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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low expectations are good protection
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Soil isn't a document
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I'm better than you.
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even she goes poo... even she
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Life is not only for you.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Never mind that.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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go fuck yourself
No really
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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I'm on thought rations
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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I was young and I needed the money
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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This sticker is upside-down.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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The new money is info.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Everybody knows.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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only the robots are on time anymore
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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what i think i am
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Eating the menu?
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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