Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Someone knows better than you
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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eris is my higher power
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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Normal is a curve.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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This sentence is a lie.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Stop being used.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Please clean up after your god.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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happy happens
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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please change beliefs
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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Pretend you're not pretending
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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i don't hate crime.
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Abel had no descendants.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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recluses always get weak
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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This message isn't for you
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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Control is not control
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Caution: dry paint.
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physical culture is second best
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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Love my label like myself
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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security makes me nervous
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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fallin' allin
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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The toof will set you fwee.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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God is an excuse.
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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[Citation Needed]
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Noone knows our destination.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Knock yourself out.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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You are what you hate.
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