Semi Official Memebomb Archive

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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Think outside which box?
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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There are no gold prisons
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Never give an inch!
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Do you own your own reality tunnel?
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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Kill your Idle
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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extreme self-consciousness leads to perversion
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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fat people think they are fat.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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Not a Restroom
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You might regret it.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Great! Doesn't it
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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What Would Paris Do?
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minimalism is about the big picture
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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this conversation isnt over
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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You are Powerful!
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Utopia, why?
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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can-I-help-you's
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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planning for the future is escapism
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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WHO IN THIS HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Prophets profit.
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I GET IT!
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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KNOW SHIT!
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All we have is words
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Sense is made, not born.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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How am I not myself?
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Taze a kitten!
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