Semi Official Memebomb Archive

It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Use no hooks.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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My armor is contempt
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its not. but maybe
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Take no shit, take a crap
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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the voice of god is just a construct
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He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.
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don't forget what you already know
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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[insert witty meme here]
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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you can even marry harry
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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jesus, that's a good one!
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This side up.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Lol, reality.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Strike any user to continue.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Your brain is itchy
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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I sift through the broken ideas of the anomalous subconscious
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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i will!
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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Grayface is a Pope too
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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DUMB IS A FORCE OF NATURE
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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you left the iron on.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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No good plan goes unpunished
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