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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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This is where i get off.
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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fear of a blank page.
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Two-faced book
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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don't postpone joy
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Reading is not understanding.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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There is no such thing as innocence. Only Degrees of guilt
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Smile for the camera!
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antifart
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Do not believe language.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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...and then there is this faggot...
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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You are Powerful!
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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life = murder
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Be eaten by babies
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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-hyphencypher-
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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someone should do something about that
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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Never mind that.
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some hacks hoax
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Save us from salvation
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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I'm better than you.
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you are now leaving!
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Should we start over?
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Mind the malicious gap.
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