Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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#6546
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help me i've turned into a sentence
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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AS ABOVE SO BLOW ME
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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all that litters is old
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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The more you know, the less you control.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Violators will be fisted.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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ARISE, DARTH VAPOR!
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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fuck bitches, get money.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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You are the opposition!
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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I love you too.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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there is chaos in order
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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MAGICK IS REAL!!!*

*For very limited definitions of "magick" and "real".
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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We see what you did there.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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even your family can betray you
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Your memebomb
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Moderation is for monks.
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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You got away with it.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
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care to expand?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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In case of fire, burn.
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I remember when all of you were semen.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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