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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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wait!
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TITS
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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apologies
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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Kook cain
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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They are hunting dogs.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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we need some new cliches
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You know what I always say...
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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farts in jars though.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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expressing anger is necessary
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Life -- do you grok it?
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Freedom is a party
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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to be is not to be
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antifart
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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I'll be back.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Life is price less.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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Who watches the watchers?
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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only the robots are on time anymore
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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You can't buy fun like this
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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