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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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We have this area under surveillance
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Pwn free and clear.
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farts in jars though.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Avert thy gaze!
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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everything counts in large amounts
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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EAT BABIES
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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those without self-control seek to control others
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Be less prepared.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Education is a form of murder
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Now is all you have.
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What poor gods we do make.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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step one: build a better idiot
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Welcome home
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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pink is ok, too
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Protection when you least expect it
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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This is where I get off...
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Your smile or your life
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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...and then there is this faggot...
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Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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self-contempt can do more harm than good
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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such is the war.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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There is no mainstream.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Habeas Corpus
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This side up.
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