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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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obamasyomama
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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psychicdelic
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
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This message is not for you.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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Government Complaints Box
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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the medium is the mode
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Make up your words.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Do you smell bacon?
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Imagine the unimaginable
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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You are Powerful!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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civilization is the denial of shit
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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don't postpone joy
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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i know that i don't know.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Defective for our future.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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If you want it, do it.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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To have nothing is impossible.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Knowing is hard.
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this is a secret society, quick spread the word.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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i never always win.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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No forbidding allowed.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Antisemitism is a gas
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Why are you too good to die?
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I am GOD here!
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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