Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Man's character is his fate.
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Feel great on purpose.
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The truth never set anyone free
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there is chaos in order
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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DUCK !!
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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kill someone today
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Gamergate was here
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It's never too late to start.
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No one noticed.
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i just changed the world
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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This is the end
of the
end
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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feel better now
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Ban Censorship!
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Some farts go poop.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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jesus was a roman mole
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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And a cat in every bag.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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politics is used for personal gain
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pretend you have free will
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Fight apathy or don't.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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I'm not dead yet!
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wacked lives shatter
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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the future is here now
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Somebody hates you
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POOPEEPIE
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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The value of the internet was hyptertext. now we have monolithic, must-login sites that disallow outbound links. what will be the revolution now?
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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But I'm already repressed!
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Care for a penis snifter?
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delusions comfy enough?
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Smoke fish.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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You are not an individual.
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Fools seldom differ
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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You should pay more attention.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Confront the system.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Got your knows!
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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The following statement is not true:
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