Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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Hallucination is no private matter
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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The truth never set anyone free
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DIY
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Beware of false profits
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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Somebody hates you
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Don't believe everything you think.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Please use other door.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Everybody knows.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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Think outside the book.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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lmao wtf did u expect
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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true freedom is frightful
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Prop Up The System!
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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moderation kills the spirit
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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How do you get all those coins?
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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You can fine-tune at will.
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Be young - shut up!
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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No purpose necessary
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
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Secrecy kills.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Futility is futile.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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You are now breathing manually.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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