as a child, we believed in santa clause. as adolescents, we believed in true love. as adults, we believe in god.
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
dating advice: if they're ugly, put a bag over their head. if they're really ugly, put a bag over your head.
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