Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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In here we're all anemic.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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averageness is a point of view
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Beware of false profits
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Paradox isn't.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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travelight
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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What if you're the one?
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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This message is not for you.
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This is where i get off.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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People who are dancing look crazy to people who can't hear the music.
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DO NOT WANT.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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some hacks hoax
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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You don't need this ----->
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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problem solver or problem maker
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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jesus hippie
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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time passes through us.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Difference engenders hate.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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