Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The early worm gets the bird.
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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These are my thoughts and I am thinking them
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Visualize Whirled Peas
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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World cirlce turns as all to chemical dead down.. a way in a way out ...sholva... yafa cree
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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conspiracy is all about you.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Futility is futile.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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No one noticed.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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poonerism
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You are only happy by accident.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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being broke is childish
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politics is used for personal gain
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Hokum all ye faithful
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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Please do not lick the paintings
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Why don't you mind?!
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Please clean up after your god.
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jesus was a roman mole
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What Would Paris Do?
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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