Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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FREE THE MURDERERS!
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Achacha
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The cause is the effect.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Read less, live more.
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Power to the Imagination.
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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big brother is not watching me
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Abandon all art NOW
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Why didn't you?
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rEAD r.b. DEAD
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Less is a possibilty
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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beat violence!
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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It's always today.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Make like nature: select all.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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you are now entering!
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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You should pay more attention.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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Chaste makes waste.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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hugo phurst
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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blumpkinfluffer
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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humor is a release
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How am I not myself?
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Forgive those who hate you, and those who you hate, for love and hate are two sides of the same coin. hate is love poisoned, love opposed is apathy.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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angst is lame
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low expectations are good protection
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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raw backwards is war
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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pretend you have free will
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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