Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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feel better now
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Find your passion for apathy
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The new money is info.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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You can't buy fun like this
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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JUST THINKING
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Please do not lick the paintings
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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can-I-help-you's
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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I declare a permanent state of happiness.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Negation is definition
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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I would die for my own life.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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Lol, reality.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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fnord
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Take the RED pill.
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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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you LIVE in that head?
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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lass mich arzt, ich bin durch!
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SCORPION PIE
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Who told you to believe that?
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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i believe the earth is fat!
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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You are what you hate.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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