Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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what time is it on mars?
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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fallin' allin
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really
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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There is no conspiracy.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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Dont think! Just throw the golden apple!
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Who watches the watchers?
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Law = X/0
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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after birth is before death
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There is no more revolution;
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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down with lies?
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Consider your options, then look for more.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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irony is too mainstream for me
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Abel had no descendants.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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But I'm already repressed!
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Utopia, why?
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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You know better
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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TRAVELITE
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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wishing things away is not effective
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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this conversation isnt over
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randy savage died for your sins
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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There is no Truth here.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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How are you reading this?
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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