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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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August Victoria hospital
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fear of a blank page.
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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#6546
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Why not?
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drama often obscures the real issues
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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You are one of the masks
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Be excellent to each other
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Try Dying.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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i know that i don't know.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Your mother was lying
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Why are you so sure?
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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fear your friends
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Who told you to believe that?
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Please look away immediately.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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Only the insane prosper
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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It's good to be the King.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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MURDERBIRD
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How are you reading this?
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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Protection when you least expect it
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Impeach the constitution
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Some farts go poof.
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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This bear's repeating.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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I don't have time for the truth.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The Sanity is IN.
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Cums
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Your smile or your life
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Rejoin the human race.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Maybe you're a product too
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Save the banks lol
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