Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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angst is lame
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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YOU will live forever!
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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If you can't laugh about it, you're probably not respecting it enough (Καμιγκάζι)
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Please go away.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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Get ready for this.
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Lego my Ego
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Average is such a mean word
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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smash -HERE- to find out
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Support your local ceiling.
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He's dead. Get over it.
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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chance the yeti
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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today is under construction
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We Universe Itself
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#6546
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I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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seize the means of imagination
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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Control is not control
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a lot of professionals are crackpots
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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you read my fucking mind
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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life = murder
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offer very little information about yourself
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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power lies everywhere
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solitude is enriching
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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beat violence!
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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i think therefore i think i am
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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