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Take the RED pill.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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You don't need this ----->
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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EVERYTHING IS MEAT
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Knock yourself out.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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Abandon all art NOW
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Kill time before it kills you!
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Secrecy kills.
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Think while it's still illegal
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Support Our Fruits.
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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expressing anger is necessary
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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listen to the silence
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Leap before you look
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Scene and Herd.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
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take nothing for granted
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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BELIEVING KILLS
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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This message is false
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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We're behaving like insects
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We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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free water! Take one!
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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IN MY PANTS!
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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