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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Question...everything?
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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The beginning of the end is T
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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MEMESTORM
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Terror is what you make of it.
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I am high, bye
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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Preserve disorder
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Cadres decide everything.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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No pain, no pain.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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giant skeleton factory
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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TRAVELITE
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Dare to be stupid.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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No matter how right we are, we always might possibly be wrong.
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NO YOU!
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What Would Paris Do?
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Confront the system.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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I can see you
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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just say know
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Man's character is his fate.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Think in terms of thought.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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Vegetables are murder.
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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you smell like your mistress.
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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Don't believe this sentence.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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YOU will live forever!
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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ISABELLAH
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Men always generalise
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routine is a link with the past
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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