Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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there are only two days
today, as you read this
and the day you die
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Why are you too good to die?
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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exciting controversy
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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Never mind that.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Feel great with purpose
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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You're a great actor!
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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There's no such thing as nothing
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I bet you stepped in it.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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The more you know, the less you control.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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adjust your tie.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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i will!
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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antifart
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Cadres decide everything.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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Forget you even read this.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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To be happy is a new notion
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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You're already in its belly.
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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raw backwards is war
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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