Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Universe is just a short poem
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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This side up.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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check your assumptions
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Power to the Imagination.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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Don't quote this
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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brainsprain
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Believing is seeing.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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You better know
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If you can this.... you can read
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kill someone today
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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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You should pay more attention.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Things you own end up owning you
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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this is a interdistraction
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Be eaten by babies
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a paradigm shift is like arriving for a job interview late but knowing you can still handle the interview once you apologize for being late due to circumstances beyond your control.
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meet us in orbit
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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Because and effect.
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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moderation kills the spirit
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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I puked here
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Life is not a free show...the price is life.
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You don't even know what you're looking for, do you?
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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