Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Legalize poverty
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.
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I am living in denial.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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AN ICE FOR AN EYE AND A TRUTH FOR A RUSE...
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The Beginning is Near.
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hate love - love hate
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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the city is upstairs
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Think while it's still illegal
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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never fear goddess is here
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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When's the last time you felt great?
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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Can I askew a question?
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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there is chaos in order
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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You are literate
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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all information is misinformation
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Question lobotomy.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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i wish i had tried.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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You don't need this ----->
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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History is a religion
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Happiness is not efficient
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Antisemitism is a gas
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too much consciousness and not enough feeling is dangerous
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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i believe that children are the futile
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Good artists borrow. Great artists starve to death.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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your breath smells a funny colour
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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spend time: it's on sale.
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I invented plagiarism.
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