Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We come in peace... shoot to kill...
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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fuck you
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Darwin Hates You.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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The day we make a solar powered tank will be a bittersweet day for humanity, indeed.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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If you can this.... you can read
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Who is the shepherd?
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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"I can't breed!"
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Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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Imprint your reality here.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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supplementing my permanent record
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bleed for the international power
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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You now get to create a new rule.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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All we have is words
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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I can see you
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Think out of the box.
Paint out of the frame.
Dream out of the night.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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Caution: dry floor.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Less is a possibilty
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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I love you.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Oops bi did it again
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you can live on through your descendants
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the future is here now
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Smile for the camera!
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Somebody hates you
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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