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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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Are you sophisticated? Good.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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The common man thirsts for the mediocre.
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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Congregation, please be seated
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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This sticker is upside-down.
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SLACK: Get it while you can.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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love your enemy
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Grab it and feel it
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Hail Stones!
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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The Beginning is Near.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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words tend to be inadequate
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Don't trip out. Trip in.
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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deceive regularly
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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black lies matter
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I believe I disbelieve.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Hellen back
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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PANTFARTICA
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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This message is false
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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Simulate yourself
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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kill someone today
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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No farms, no food, no problem.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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you smell like your mistress.
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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