Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hokum all ye faithful
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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You can't be too serious.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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IN MY PANTS!
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wipe off that lipstick.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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Life is price less.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Here's what I know,
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fear your friends
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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In the end. there's a period.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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discordia lumine maior
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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challenge your habits
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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minimalism is about the details
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Don't think
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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Second star on the right, and onward 'till dawn
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Why are you so sure?
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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Difference engenders hate.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Finishing is for quitters.
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No one noticed.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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Roots are for vegetables
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this is one sentence.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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you mean that shit was real??!!!
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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