Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
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Don´t Happy, Be Worry.
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Everything you know is wrong!
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Lady Inspired
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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hail deep thought
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Say something once, why say it again again?
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Security without freedom is prison.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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You are not a unique and wonderful being.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Prop Up The System!
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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read banned books
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Sense is made, not born.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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Critique Thyself
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the posthumous will judge.
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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its not. but maybe
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The dead define culture
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SILENCE
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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travelight
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god believes in you!
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Do nothing you'll regret and you will regret doing nothing.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Can I askew a question?
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Support your local ceiling.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Newfags can't triforce
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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