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i wish i had tried.
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You're No. One
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Law = X/0
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Image is everything is only half true:
In a world without investigative journalism, image is everything.
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Fumble the bumble
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Now is all you have.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Be excellent to each other
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Everybody knows.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Do not live, do not die.
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I could only masquerade
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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WAKE UP.
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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i'm just as god remade me
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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I invented plagiarism.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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This is a Meme.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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time passes through us.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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Normal
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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Civilization is sterilization.
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The Law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission - its only purpose is to protect exploitation. - Peter Kropotkin
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Prophets profit.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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I am GOD here!
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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seize the means of imagination
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It has been said that nothing is impossible; yet there are many people doing nothing every day.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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We have this area under surveillance
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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