Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Everything you know... is just that.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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You are the voice in your head.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Support Our Fruits.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is left.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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Do you find this question offensive?
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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How often do you feel human?
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What is it with you and money?
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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no absolutes!
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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what did you lap up today?
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You might not count in the New World Order
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Laugh
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Save us from salvation
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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Lead Ashtray
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iPods are made of people!
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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Question reality.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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At the end you see it clear
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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Nature loves to hide.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Objectivity is subjective
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I know you can explain everything, but can you predict anything?
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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world wide eyed
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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