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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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politics is used for personal gain
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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fear your friends
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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non serviam
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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suk up and pop
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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All men are created unequal.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Life is the art of avoiding it's own conclusion.
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I am no longer infected
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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It is happening again.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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TRAVELITE
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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This isn't all true.
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you can even marry harry
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Theft is liberty
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Abel had no descendants.
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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jesus was a roman mole
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love to see it happen
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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hate humanity. love people
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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