Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
#4772 -413 = 2902 - 3315 - +
One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
#5688 -464 = 3406 - 3870 - +
I don't think I think what you think I think.
#4153 -288 = 2824 - 3112 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -385 = 3203 - 3588 - +
99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
#4506 -324 = 2887 - 3211 - +
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
#5900 -314 = 2986 - 3300 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1928 = 5967 - 7895 - +
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
#3964 -318 = 3267 - 3585 - +
You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
#5355 -305 = 2999 - 3304 - +
Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
#4693 -378 = 2490 - 2868 - +
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
#4532 -373 = 2810 - 3183 - +
Fuck semantics!
#4183 -340 = 2808 - 3148 - +
You were reading this, but now you're not.
#3359 -314 = 3516 - 3830 - +
I hate prejudiced people.
#1516 -292 = 3140 - 3432 - +
science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
#6178 -401 = 3505 - 3906 - +
If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
#1633 -361 = 2733 - 3094 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -461 = 3351 - 3812 - +
survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
#2588 -242 = 3528 - 3770 - +
Pretend this is Reality
#2328 -375 = 2677 - 3052 - +
If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
#4694 -351 = 2897 - 3248 - +
If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
#3811 -302 = 3742 - 4044 - +
the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
#5589 -288 = 3311 - 3599 - +
Seriousness is death
#4739 -323 = 2813 - 3136 - +
This is a mindjacking!
#2900 -339 = 3661 - 4000 - +
It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
#6439 -785 = 3487 - 4272 - +
Prosecute the Persecutors
#6489 -395 = 2594 - 2989 - +
Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
#5174 -313 = 3084 - 3397 - +
YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
#6241 -386 = 3998 - 4384 - +
Booby Booby Bum Bum
#5451 -314 = 3167 - 3481 - +
Initiative comes to those who wait.
#1778 -300 = 3400 - 3700 - +
i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
#6351 -706 = 4240 - 4946 - +
operating under the illusion
#2239 -288 = 3453 - 3741 - +
Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
#1966 -353 = 2962 - 3315 - +
I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
#1566 -293 = 2932 - 3225 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -2171 = 6150 - 8321 - +
The chao goes mu.
#5635 -266 = 3076 - 3342 - +
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
#5264 -331 = 3761 - 4092 - +
life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
#1976 -338 = 2845 - 3183 - +
AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
#6214 -232 = 4144 - 4376 - +
a sense of timing is the mark of genius
#624 -331 = 2965 - 3296 - +
THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
#2910 -372 = 3005 - 3377 - +
Popes needed
#2317 -321 = 2768 - 3089 - +
Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
#879 -282 = 3309 - 3591 - +
There is no such thing as a fake religion.
#3887 -323 = 3483 - 3806 - +
It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
#1838 -341 = 2857 - 3198 - +
Your memebomb
#4136 -338 = 3224 - 3562 - +
Worlds are hallucinogenics.
#6487 -426 = 2605 - 3031 - +
YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
#3340 -309 = 3120 - 3429 - +
Everything you know is wrong!
#1196 -296 = 3207 - 3503 - +
Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
#5895 -292 = 3825 - 4117 - +
the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
#6027 -276 = 3412 - 3688 - +
MOVE FAST AND DIE.
#6375 -829 = 3845 - 4674 - +
Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
#1088 -289 = 3477 - 3766 - +
The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
#2705 -306 = 2980 - 3286 - +
revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
#6035 -388 = 3246 - 3634 - +
If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
#5039 -520 = 3355 - 3875 - +
Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
#1375 -342 = 3242 - 3584 - +
WARNING: Beware warning signs.
#4175 -271 = 2687 - 2958 - +
Laugh at this sentence, please.
#5245 -522 = 3087 - 3609 - +
Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
#1165 -293 = 3532 - 3825 - +
salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
#4616 -305 = 3300 - 3605 - +
HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
#6296 -426 = 4322 - 4748 - +
Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
#2114 -300 = 3434 - 3734 - +
rattlesnakes are epic
#6336 -565 = 4250 - 4815 - +
The Beginning is Near.
#5143 -364 = 3424 - 3788 - +
if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
#6163 -447 = 3976 - 4423 - +
there's nothing except what you sense
#2865 -267 = 3234 - 3501 - +
we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
#4931 -323 = 2794 - 3117 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -2063 = 6255 - 8318 - +
That's just what I believe
#2628 -323 = 3609 - 3932 - +
No good plan goes unpunished
#4748 -303 = 3928 - 4231 - +
Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
#2200 -285 = 2735 - 3020 - +
I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
#3906 -366 = 3358 - 3724 - +
Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
#2119 -295 = 3411 - 3706 - +
Start up, log in, zone out.
#2545 -360 = 3420 - 3780 - +
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
#6018 -429 = 3024 - 3453 - +
it is heroic to try to stop time
#1808 -267 = 3311 - 3578 - +
If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
#1651 -307 = 3082 - 3389 - +
seize the means of imagination
#6384 -841 = 3504 - 4345 - +
you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
#4961 -314 = 3226 - 3540 - +
Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
#2967 -414 = 3456 - 3870 - +
Utopia, why?
#4770 -357 = 3176 - 3533 - +
do robots dream of electronic beeps?
#5790 -330 = 2966 - 3296 - +
Life is price less.
#1975 -327 = 3732 - 4059 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -254 = 3033 - 3287 - +
Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
#4860 -599 = 3583 - 4182 - +
Ideology is a thought killer.
#3904 -316 = 4609 - 4925 - +
The boss needs you, you don't need him.
#2641 -400 = 2842 - 3242 - +
Superstition brings bad luck.
#4695 -280 = 4087 - 4367 - +
You can fine-tune at will.
#3284 -321 = 3124 - 3445 - +
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
#1207 -313 = 3315 - 3628 - +
The End is Rear!
#2668 -414 = 3279 - 3693 - +
Decide what you are meant to be.
#994 -302 = 3512 - 3814 - +
the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
#4289 -314 = 3492 - 3806 - +
sloppy thinking gets worse over time
#2492 -303 = 3195 - 3498 - +
Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
#1780 -310 = 2846 - 3156 - +
Mmm. I forgot about that.
#2056 -345 = 2794 - 3139 - +
I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
#5841 -311 = 3122 - 3433 - +
The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
#4568 -359 = 3629 - 3988 - +
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
#5720 -344 = 3464 - 3808 - +

5238 Live Kwotes, 741 Deleted Kwotes

Based on the GPL Kwotes Project