Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Who is the shepherd?
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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time passes through us.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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How are you reading this?
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Kill your imagination.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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DECOLONIZE ALL GENITALS
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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What Would Paris Do?
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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To be good is to be lonesome.
- Mark Twain
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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You're a great actor!
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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fat people think they are fat.
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you're doing it.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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Smoke fish.
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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sudden rupture doesn't mean sudden rapture
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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IN MY PANTS!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
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Save us from salvation
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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We are King Midas: everything we touch turns into matter.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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