Semi Official Memebomb Archive

you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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explaining a rabbit-hole to a rabbit is like explaining water to a fish.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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you don't know what's what until you support yourself
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To have nothing is impossible.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Some men are born posthumously.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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I'm better than you.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Find your passion for apathy
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Grab it and feel it
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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i don't hate crime.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Space is a practiced place.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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the important thing is to cum...
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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Head Your mind!
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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recluses always get weak
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Hail Stones!
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Your dick sucks!
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Every one can read your mind.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Can I askew a question?
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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This bear's repeating.
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Your cats are my target audience
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don't forget what you already know
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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fuck you
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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The Game
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Stupidity is a talent.
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Read out loud.
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Kill two birds with one stone. Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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There are no gold prisons
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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Think outside the book.
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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Life is not only for you.
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if you need further help try reading the aidrocsiD aipicnirP backwards
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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