Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Two-faced book
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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wishing things away is not effective
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
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If you FIND THE OTHERS On The Road, kill them.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Security through Obesity
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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Ateoff shitler
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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THE CHAOS YOU FEAR IS THE OCEAN WE SWIM IN!
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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the important thing is to cum...
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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There is no conspiracy.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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I WILL ALLOW YOU TO WATCH ME...HOT!
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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This is a Meme.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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Smile for the camera!
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Some farts go poop.
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I just love the way you hate
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Why didn't you?
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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coffee up or liquor down - it's bubbles, bubbles, crutch to crown
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The beginning of the end is T
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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People are revolting
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To live is to revolt against a world that yearns for your death
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This is not simply entertainment.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Is this really worth it?
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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i is imaginary.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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