Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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