Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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This is a thought free zone.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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nobody is in charge
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Such Oddacity.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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I am living in denial.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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surprise, bitCh. Bet you Thought you'd seen the last of me.
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this conversation isnt over
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Welcome home
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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read banned books
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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everyone's work is equally important
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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A naked mind is sexy.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Some farts go poop.
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Men always generalise
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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we need some new cliches
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Superstition is bad luck.
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Down is the new up!
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everything that's interesting is new
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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Achacha
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Not all people are human.
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Holiness is just a lobotomy away!
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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Lies aren’t called lies anymore.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Convictions cause convicts.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Why are you masturbating?
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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you owe the world not the other way around
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Fuck god
I love her
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Try Dying.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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