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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Which way to America?
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Please go away.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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don't go with the flow
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jesus, that's a good one!
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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The new money is info.
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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I will never lie to you.
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Oh, no, not again.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Then why do you do it?
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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They're catching up to you!
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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don't forget what you already know
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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Congregation, please be seated
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Every element of structure you incorporate into your life will reprogram you.
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meet us in orbit
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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keep the lasagna flying
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All myths are modern
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Tune out the signal.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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go within the flow
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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i browse eye brows.
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In under 100 years, you will be dead.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Theft is liberty
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When's the last time you felt great?
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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the posthumous will judge.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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