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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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what did you lap up today?
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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care to expand?
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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ALWAYS IS
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SAUL MUSIC
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.
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Abstinence is perverted
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Every one can read your mind.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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bad intentions can yield good results
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i wish i had tried.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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the family is living on borrowed time
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Which way to America?
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Shit Floats.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Never give an inch!
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Did I just say that out loud?
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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What just happened?
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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Noone knows our destination.
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You don't need this ----->
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Suicide is against the law!
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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The beginning of the end is T
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Click here to win.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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You are the voice in your head.
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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