Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Beware of false profits
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Only Americans are real humans
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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"Please do not use other door."
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we are only as free as our purchasing power permits.
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Feel great with purpose
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Head Your mind!
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step one: build a better idiot
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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There is no conspiracy.
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are you wearing that?
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farts in jars though.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Grayface is a Pope too
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I like.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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[citation needed]
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Democracy is Dumb When You Have No Say
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Stop Palpitation!
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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inheritance must be abolished
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Forget you even read this.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Never try to convince Anybody. The best way to do so is by talking as convincingly as possible.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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-hyphencypher-
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this is only a test
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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nobody is in charge
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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war is a purification rite
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DEATH SUCKS.
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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You're a great actor!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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seize the means of imagination
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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ice 4 eyes
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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