Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Two-faced book
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Have you seen my stapler?
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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cancer cures smoking.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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What if you're the one?
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Think inside the box
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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Buddha made me do it.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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We have this area under surveillance
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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TREY CRAY
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random mating is good for debunking sex myths
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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The following statement is not true:
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Reinvent retardation.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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You are only happy by accident.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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"Please feel free."
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I don't exist.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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I lost My mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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You did it.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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These monsters are people
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Rejoin the human race.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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And thus, sense was made.
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I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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It isn't the fall that kills the child, it is the splattering of the brain against the inside of the skull.
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Let's be cruel!
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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