Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am living in denial.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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It's all or nothing. Accept no substitute!
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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We see what you did there.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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fat people think they are fat.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Suicide is against the law!
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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It's better to know what you don't speak of than to speak of what you don't know.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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This is a Meme.
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This town needs an enema.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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No perception leads to self deception.
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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Who told you to believe that?
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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I'm trying... very trying.
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What just happened?
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Don't think
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Moderation is for monks.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Neither God nor master!
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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The trick is whatever happens next
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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even your family can betray you
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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minimeme
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Difference engenders hate.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
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The door is the key.
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averageness is a point of view
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categorizing fear is calming
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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Chaos is what you make of it
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Everything is Pornographic.
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How are you reading this?
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a͉̲̤͇̳ͪ͐ͪͩ́͗ͮȁ̪̰͕̫͍͔͚a͈͙̋ͣ̃̐̓̏a̦̺͔͍̥̗̪ͩ̉͋͆ͣ̓ͯa͕̗̺̗͇̦̥̽a̮͕͔͎͋ͣ͆͑͌a͚͕̻͉ͣ͗ͥa̐͆͗ͬ̌a̮͉ͬ̇̔̐ȁ͚̹̥̯̺̬ͭͬͤͪ̅a̞̻̓ͩ̓̌̊͆̚a̫̙̥̫̥ͅa̩͌̂̉ͦ̑͛à͆̐̂ͮâ̯͓̰̳͕̯̓͑ͅa̻̭͉̮̖̤̦͆͗a̙̪͈͙͈̫͂ͮ̂̇ͥ̚aͬͨ̽́̚a̤̫̥ä͉̺͕͖́ͩͅa̞̣̼̠̫̋͒͂a̲͈̥̲̜͆a͖̦̟̱̲͆ͭͭͬ̎͌ǎ͓̺͉̟̱ͫa͇̩a̯̪̟͛̔a̞̾͂̌ͥ̽ͬ̄a͔̲̺̒̓̾ͭǎ̺͉̐̉̋ͭ͗a̭̻͒̓̎̓a̙͚̪͓̠͚̬ͯͩͪͫaͨ́̉̒̅a͈͓͚͉̱̖ͭ̋ͅa̰͉͍͗̿̇̓̅͌̑a̟̤͎̲͚ͦa̞͎͓̠̯̮͂̌͂́a̰͍̼̺̫̼̭ͭͥ̋a̝̖̹̗̝̦̼ͨͬ̎̅̒̑a̱͙̗̻̋ͭǎ͕͔̘̻̠̅̚a͚̞͑͛͊ͮá̃̄͂͋a͙̥ͪ̒̉ͭͮ͐͆a̮̼a̦͔͈ͯ͒͌ͪa̠͍̟͖̯̮͔͌ȧ͉̎̌͒̓ͭͅa̩̙̟͂a͇͕̝̱̯͗ͮ̔̑͌̓a̫̝̯͖̓ͬͯ̍͌͂ã͎̲ͬ̓̅ḁ͔̤͔̰̃̈ͭ̎̚̚aͥ̉ä̹͚̦͍́̑ͮȧ̙̯̯͍̟a̼̯̱̳ͧͣͪ̓̇̏áa̱̗͓͋̊ͩͥͪ̇a̦͍̮͉ͫa͕̻̔͂͊a̱͔͕͓̟̓a̰̥̜͖̙͋ͣ̆̒̚a̦̙̬̣̜̮ͥ̃͛a̹̫̼͎̠̺ͥ̽͋͛̽a̦̜̙̗̙ͪ̓ͩ̓̈͛a͕̬͓͎ͣ̌͆̓͐̆ͮa͆ͫ͌̄̊ͮ̇ä̼̰̤̺̤͈́̍̾̈͐a̺̱̱̿a̩̗̪ͅa̲͕̤̠̦̫̾ạ̣̘̙̬̗͌̋̐͂a̺̳̙̗̓a͍a̯̣͓͒ͅa͚̤̹̼͍̯͂̏̚a̻̲͊ͥ̂a̯ä̱a̱̜͙ͯȧ̲̰͕͎̒̅̐ͭ̑ͮa̜̭ͨ̄ͣͭ́aạ̬̦̭̭̥͂ͨͥ̐a͇̭͋͒͛͐͛̚a̙̞͕̯̦̟ͮ͋ͪa̟̗̝͒ͫ̐͒ͪ̈ȧͨa̟̮̪̙̥̒ͤ̔ḁ̞̝̬̝̰ͩ̎̏̄a͂̋ͫͪ͐ͪa͐̆͐͊a̹̳͖̩̳̮̺̒a̩͔̯͚͖̹̞ͦ̒̋͌̊̈a̻͙͖̎̾̓͋̓̚ȧ͓̼͙̥̌ͮ̌͊a̩̩̯͉̼̻͌ͭ̑̇ͧa̐a̗̣̲͍͎̪̙ͩaͤa͔̞̠̹͇a̬̟̮͉̦̘̒͌ͨ͋ͪͧa͈̳̖ͧá̬̼͉͕̫͐̋̐ͬả̜̆ͨ͛́̐͊a̲͎͑ͤa̮̐͛̎a̫̱̮̲̚a͉̣̩̲͓͙̻å̤̲̳̳͖͍͋ͤa̟̲̩̳͂̉ͤ̊a̲͖̳͚͓͙å̠̤͇ͭ
 
 
Yes fuck your mind.
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you are now breathing automatically
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Let's be cruel!
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