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15 th15 53nt4nc3 wr0ng?
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Collect to reject
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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It is happening again.
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
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noise can be hostile
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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i don't hate crime.
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Kook cain
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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DEATH SUCKS.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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are you a Bart or a Lisa?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Do you think that went well?
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Utopia, why?
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It took The Digital Revolution to make selling cans of air profitable.
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I am no longer infected
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Question...everything?
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Infect Yourself.
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abort that defeatist
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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don't go with the flow
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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A naked mind is sexy.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Abstinence is perverted
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a name means a lot just by itself
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Knowing is hard.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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being who you are is it's own reward
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AWESOME SAUCE 'EM!
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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I just like to say quark, quark, quark, quark, quark, quark...
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ICDUC2?
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Listen to the noise.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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there are no cangoroos in austria!
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