I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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