the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
Suck
your
own
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
-H. L. Mencken
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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