Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Are you sophisticated? Good.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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My father was a good woman.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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You know better
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Popes needed
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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This is not simply entertainment.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
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Help! I cannot eat my own brain!
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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This bear's repeating.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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out of nothing comes something
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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All men are created unequal.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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prosecutors will be violated.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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What just happened?
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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get thee behind me greyface
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Caution: dry floor.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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what i think i am
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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Are you still awake?
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Famous people are delicious.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Invent a problem
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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life = murder
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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planning for the future is escapism
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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check your assumptions
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Nothing real requires faith.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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