Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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categorizing fear is calming
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You are literate
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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This is the age of isis
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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no absolutes!
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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life's a jar of marbles you never know which one your gonna choke on
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Futility is futile.
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Fool around the people that foll, but don't be foolish
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Who's life are you living?
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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All myths are modern
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Everybody's a self-made man; but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it.
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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is this a stupid question?
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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TRAVELITE
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Hellen back
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Be all that you can be
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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I am my own god now
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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deceive regularly
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Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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