Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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i think therefore i think i am
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
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morals are for little people
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Abel had no descendants.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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19februholidamned
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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To have nothing is impossible.
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fallin' allin
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i never always win.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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Science is a cult
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There is far less to everything than you think
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asshole
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you must have one grand passion
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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worrying can help you prepare
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Not all people are human.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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wait faster
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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the medium is the mode
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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recluses always get weak
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I am my own god now
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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Someone is having a serious day.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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It would be absurd to leave the Suez Canal and the Panama Canal to the unfettered control of the populations through whose territory they pass.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Everything I know has been to space!
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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don't go with the flow
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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It can't rain all the time
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Is this a nightmare, or am i still awake?
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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