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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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Please panic: everything is under control.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Be young - shut up!
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Peanuts are Peanuts
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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fun is my function
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My father was a good woman.
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Elite Populist
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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the whether is changing
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Yes you are.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Zombie or not to be?
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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Happiness is a new idea.
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This Sentence has Cabbage six words.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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you can do more than you think.
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There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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What happens when we make machines make us make them make us into them?
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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You can't be too serious.
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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GET OVER IT
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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Are you still awake?
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Violators will be fisted.
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i need to avoid the void
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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You are getting sleepy very.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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DNA controls you!
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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I am high, bye
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Grab it and feel it
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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read banned books
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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WAKE UP.
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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Utopia, why?
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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If its to be, its up to me
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Laibach and Bank of England
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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the stupid flesh has to come off
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what? do you think?
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Are you a character or a being?
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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