Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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Life is price less.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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please change beliefs
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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love your enemy
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Theft is liberty
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Make it so!
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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You are a fire hazard
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don't go with the flow
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Why will you forget this message ever existed?
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Every one can read your mind.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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BIG PHARMA=BAD KARMA
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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I don't believe you.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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Secrecy kills.
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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you are now breathing automatically
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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i don't have to believe communism works "its the government's job to believe it for me"
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My god is bigger.
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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YOU will live forever!
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physical culture is second best
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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travelight
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Perception is not reality
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Mind the malicious gap.
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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MAKE IT STOP
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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