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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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much was decided before you were born
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Question lobotomy.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Browsers for Genocide
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Great! Doesn't it
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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war is a purification rite
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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meet us in orbit
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Do Not Remove
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Try Dying.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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annoy the boring
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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This is an advertisement
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It's always today.
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We see what you did there.
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Fuck your limits. Apologize to their spouses.
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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THE SEARCH FOR ENLIGHTENMENT IS THE PURSUIT OF THE UNENLIGHTENED.
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We are not stuff that abides
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only the robots are on time anymore
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Congratulations! Your next clue is: http://bit.ly/e2JVA6
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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All myths are modern
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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That makes sense
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Measure once, cut twice
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Operatives are standing by.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Hoard anything you can't download
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Examine the following:
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Please look away immediately.
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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