Semi Official Memebomb Archive

(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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To be happy is a new notion
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i'm just as god remade me
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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someone should do something about that
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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This message is false
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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you can be right and still be murdered
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Normality = boring-reality
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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We see what you did there.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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There's nothing wrong with slavery
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Fuck semantics!
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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Government Complaints Box
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happy happens
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World's Best Dad
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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I just love the way you hate
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Don't worry, go crazy.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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Context does.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Life is like pudding; soft and squishy...
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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In case of fire, burn.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Stupidity is a talent.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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opossums are death dealing devices and that's all i'm going to say on the matter.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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My god is bigger.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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ban censorship!
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Care for a penis snifter?
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
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No one is stopping you
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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