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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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Read out loud.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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Poetry is in the street.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Government Complaints Box
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Collapse the state of mind
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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golfers are the illuminati
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Never go up against a Sicilian when death's on the line!
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How do you think *this* got here, huh?
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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water is just boneless ice
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laws make legislatures
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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Do you find this question offensive?
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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This is the end
of the
end
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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And I thought I was original!
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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I do hesitate to ask.
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Plan early, plan twice
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Holy shit look over there --->
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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Is this really worth it?
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Go directly to jail.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
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