Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Do what you want to say
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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There's someone in my head, but it's not me
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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Of course you realize this means war.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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Paradox isn't.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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Browsers for Genocide
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Which way to America?
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Space is a practiced place.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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hate humanity. love people
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Seriousness is death
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no drugs are no solution neither.
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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You are now aware of your tourettes tic.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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often you should act like you are sexless
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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you smell like your mistress.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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STOP TALKING.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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you can live on through your descendants
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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There is where you say something stupid.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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