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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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[citation needed]
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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I puked here
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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the posthumous will judge.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Your mother was lying
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Faith is not an excuse.
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Orwell was right.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Average is such a mean word
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Convictions cause convicts.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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alzheimer macht frei
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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fear is information
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go down and drown'd
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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They lack imagination and leak imbecility.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Subconscious included. Results may vary.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Hard drugs made me a better person.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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re-evolution!
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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jesus was a roman mole
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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The difference between music and noise is desire.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Do you find this question offensive?
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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action causes more trouble than thought
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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planning for the future is escapism
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Perception is not reality
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Which way to America?
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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No one is stopping you
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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Pawn Takes king.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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i don't hate crime.
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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There are two kinds of people; those who can complete a thought
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fathers often use too much force
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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â–²
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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