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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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You should pay more attention.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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ANTI-SEMANTIC
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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The Beginning is Near.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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recluses always get weak
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Laugh for 10-15 mins or until hysterically screaming
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Life's a laugh and then die.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Vegetables are murder.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Just do it.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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world wide eyed
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Make like nature: select all.
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Science is a cult
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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FOREVER ALONE
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MAKE IT STOP
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Achacha
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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know it's naught!
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I could only masquerade
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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being happy is more important than anything else
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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