Semi Official Memebomb Archive

May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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We are all popes of our own madness
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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People are blinky
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Hellen back
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Private parking in Area only !
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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Preserve disorder
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What are you doing?!
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Heretics have the best barbecues!
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i don't hate crime.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Life is a disease. The first cause of death is to be born.
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Five is a demon.
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Are you still awake?
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Mohammed made a good profit
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Becoming “unfucked” is the pursuit of the “fucked”.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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expressing anger is necessary
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Seriousness is death
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What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Objectivity is subjective
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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Collapse the state of mind
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This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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No direction is the right direction
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Futility is futile.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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fun is my function
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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A naked mind is sexy.
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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