Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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The police are your friends.
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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"you can't find some things on the internet." Are you sure? I'd better go look that up.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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what's stopping you?
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a name means a lot just by itself
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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Rejoin the human race.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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greyface loves keeping records of people
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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The Beginning is Near.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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NANOCHRISTFUUN
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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God made me an atheist.
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You will win 100 dollars if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
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zombies like you
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Reality does not give a shit about your opinions
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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I've run out of things to say.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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go within the flow
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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lord of the memes...
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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Hellen back
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Invent a problem
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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the ripple is not the water.
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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greyfaces are doubleplusuncool
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SAUL MUSIC
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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The cause is the effect.
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Famous people are delicious.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
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fat people think they are fat.
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You are one tragedy away from dying.
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"Doubt might be the greatest virtue."
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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averageness is a point of view
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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