One Sentence Memebombs Database

THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7

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Its the penultimate countdown.

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Absolutes are absolutely wrong

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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.

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The future is here: everything must be destroyed

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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!

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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.

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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what

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No matter where you go, there I am.

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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .

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Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.

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Kill your Idle

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I have found a truth.

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A hostile and uncaring universe comes as no surprise

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you can understand someone of your sex only

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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence

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Who's life are you living?

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Try reading this page out loud.

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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.

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golfers are the illuminati

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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.

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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time

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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.

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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway

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Think outside the book.

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Hokum all ye faithful

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help me i've turned into a sentence

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The End is Further Away Than You Think

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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.

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Perception is not reality

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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.

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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.

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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.

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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers

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TITS

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Where is rez ist when i need her?

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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one

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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars

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Only rats stay bought

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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.

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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.

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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.

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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!

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Look at the finger!!

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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html

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Specialization is for insects

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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.

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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.

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We're behaving like insects

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you don't know what's what until you support yourself

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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.

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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.

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There is nothing special about the mind.

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Expect poison from the standing water.

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"etwas" means something in german.

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You are literate

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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor

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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx

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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____

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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.

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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door

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Everything happens for no reason

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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds

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routine is a link with the past

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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison

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Consume, conform, OBEY!

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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...

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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.

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can this really be happening to me

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boredom makes you do crazy things

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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].

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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?

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"Uh." -SOMEONE

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy

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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.

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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...

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templates and imprinting go hand in hand

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I am GOD here!

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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it

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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?

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Lucifer goes to church.

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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.

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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?

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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.

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Collect to reject

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Patriotism is for foreigners

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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.

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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.

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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?

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Someone wanted you to see this.

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We'll make you happy

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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
- j. l. hudson

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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible

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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!

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Not all congestion is equal.

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Free Baser Evil!

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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.

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BEWARE OF TRUTH

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