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Harmony is Concordant Discord. -Pythagoras
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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MAKE AMERICA (race)bait again
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decadence can be an end in itself
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Never trust what you read.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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he who dies with the most toys loses the most toys.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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It's a trap!
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Blasphemy is my religion
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you are now manually dying
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
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Good luck on your exam.
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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PANTS?
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With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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fear is information
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I'm not dead.
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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You are one of the masks
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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nobody is in charge
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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This sentence is a lie.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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kill someone today
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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what would you break without rules?
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You grok?
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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It's always easier to just fall than to try to climb.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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blumpkinfluffer
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Support your local ceiling.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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true freedom is frightful
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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All you can eat, shrimp
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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Kill Your Idols.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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Percepi et esse.
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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when they said REPENT, I WONDERED WHAT THEY MEANT
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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It's good to be the King.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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You are the opposition!
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Do what you want to say
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Please press any door to continue
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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EAT BABIES
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