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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, however, i wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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How necessary are you?
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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We are watching you
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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all roads lead to qumran
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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a name means a lot just by itself
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You know better
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Faith is not an excuse.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Taze a kitten!
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THE DEVIL IS IN THE DECALS
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Only Americans are real humans
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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The new money is info.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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You are not your self-image.
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The future is history.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Tick tick tick
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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remember to react
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Do not believe language.
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They know you're reading this.
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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Your dick sucks!
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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Don't think
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Please go away.
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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SILENCE
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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The real Supreme Court meets up here
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
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A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
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Prophets profit.
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How come you so Dumb?
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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unleash infinity
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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The early worm gets the bird.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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