Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Subversive is the new black.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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NANODICK
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Antisemitism is a gas
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Schplie!!!! at random
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Your memebomb
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Measure once, cut twice
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Some farts go poof.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Private parking in Area only !
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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THIS MACHINE LIES
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"etwas" means something in german.
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This is now part of your day.
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conspiracy is all about you.
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I invented plagiarism.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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just because i'm willing to die for you doesn't mean that I'm willing to die because of you.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Collapse the state of mind
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Never give an inch!
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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How did you get here?
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If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Go directly to jail.
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Down is the new up!
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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don't forget what you already know
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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All myths are modern
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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