Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Killing is murder
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Has to happen to somebody.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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No direction is the right direction
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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these are trying times: everybody is trying everything and getting caught!
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Not all people are human.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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being happy is more important than anything else
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Dick.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Jesus loves war!
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Some people have issues, I've opted for the subscription.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Ban Censorship!
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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all roads lead to qumran
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Go places.
Do things
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Be in harmony with life - contradict yourself and confuse others whenever possible.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Impeach the constitution
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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How do you get all those coins?
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Life is not only for you.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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This is where i get off.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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starvation is nature's way
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sex differences are here to stay
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKETBALLS to feed BABIES IN VERMONT.
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I can see it now, all crystallizing in the moment of activation, and what if the programmer is the reason for all the evil and misfortune and injustice in the world; what if every single unfortunate event that's ever occurred is caused by the butterfly flap of that man trying to prevent it all, and the entire concept of evil and finity and a difficult world is all a big cruel self-fulfilling prophecy, and it's all my fault; a big joke, and I'm the punchline?
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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I am GOD here!
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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