Semi Official Memebomb Archive

violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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We insist on seeing patterns that aren't there. The ones that really are there are quite beautiful enough, thank you.
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There is no help.
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Things you own end up owning you
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Read less, live more.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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you LIVE in that head?
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get an afterlife
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
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Everybody knows.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.3 !
The man in the sunglasses will tell you what to do next.
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You got away with it.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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believe the unbelievable and it won't be unbelievable any longer
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Try reading this page out loud.
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Nobody will vote for Trump.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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Call in Sick
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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unleash infinity
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Pretend this is Reality
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Violence never settles anything.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Write this somewhere else.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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there is chaos in order
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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HERE YOU ARE... THERE YOU GO.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HAND IF YOU HAVE IT FINGERED OUT.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Social norms are for the weak.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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Security Through Obscurity
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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My father was a good woman.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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if one lives long enough in chaos it happend that the things Order oneself - or Themself - LOL
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