Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Nothing real requires faith.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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fear of a blank page.
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the important thing is to cum...
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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Hate the Poor: what are THEY gonna do about it.
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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sex differences are here to stay
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The best things in life are ridiculous.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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minimeme
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Your information train is jammed, man!
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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We Universe Itself
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Language is speaking you.
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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Law = X/0
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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Part of me lives in this Universe.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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MEME: CULTURALLY RELATIVE ALLEGORY
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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randy savage died for your sins
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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chance the yeti
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chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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to whom it may concern,
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SIMPLIFY, CALCIFY, MUMMIFY.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Get ready for this.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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This bear's repeating.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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I'm trying... very trying.
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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You got away with it.
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golfers are the illuminati
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
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Free Baser Evil!
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deceive regularly
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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