Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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delusions comfy enough?
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-Anatole France
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We are the marginalized prophets
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The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Jesus is 6.
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timidity is laughable
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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These monsters are people
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Have you seen my stapler?
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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laws make legislatures
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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everything counts in large amounts
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what i think i am
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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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If the universe is at any time what you say it is, then say.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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operation mindfuck is in response to the original mindfuck
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Lead Ashtray
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?"
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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Which way to America?
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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MURDERBIRD
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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Generally speaking, women are.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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You made me do it
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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being happy is more important than anything else
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Every one can read your mind.
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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i know that i don't know.
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You are the voice in your head.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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Elite Populist
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Tell ________ we're looking for him.
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Your Government is like Bernie Madoff with an army.
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What poor gods we do make.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Please don't care about this sign.
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They are hunting dogs.
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Youthanize yourself
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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