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politics is used for personal gain
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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Duck
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decadence can be an end in itself
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pretend you have free will
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Don't just defend the right to be wrong--exercise it!
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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everybody pays, and cheap whores are the most expensive.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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History is written by the winners
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Initiation is never over.
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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This town needs an enema.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged
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DO NOT BELIEF
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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I'm on thought rations
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You are a target audience. Duck!
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If your not confused your wrong
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Use no hooks.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Oops bi did it again
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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This isn't all true.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Life is price less.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Heads I win, tails you lose.
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If you do it, want it.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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Question lobotomy.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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Knock yourself out.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
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Everything is Pornographic.
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No one has died for your sins
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Grate with purpose
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He who laughs, lasts.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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this conversation is over
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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"Time's up... or left?"
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Abel had no descendants.
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routine is a link with the past
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Be as if.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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starvation is nature's way
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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You can't buy fun like this
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ASSNIPPLE BUTTERMILK
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Thank you for reading this sign.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Confusion is the only reliable indicator of thought
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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