Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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I like.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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THE REVOLUTION

Tonight on channel 7
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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You don't need this ----->
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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IH8UFUHQ2
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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abort that defeatist
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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Pwn free and clear.
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Good luck on your exam.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Have you been alive lately?
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Stop being used.
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I bet you stepped in it.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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You might not count in the New World Order
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Forget you even read this.
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Abstinence is perverted
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They Live. We sleep
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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what i think i am
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This is the age of isis
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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We Universe Itself
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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This is a thought free zone.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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There ain't no justice
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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These could go together, or be separate.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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To be free today means to participate.
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Where is rez ist when i need her?
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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you sure its safe?
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Language is speaking you.
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Knowing is hard.
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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