Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Who is the shepherd?
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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He who laughs, lasts.
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The definition of sanity changes weekly while my brain changes hourly
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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anger or hate can be a useful motivating force
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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THE NARROW WAY IS EVERYWHERE YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO LOOK.
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Holy shit look over there --->
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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I do hesitate to ask.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of accountants.
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Suspend belief.
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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Don't quote this
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Human beings are hetero sapiens. god would be homo sapiens as there was no female.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Life is a joke - death is the punchline
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Is there anybody in between there?
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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I don't have to care about your problems until you solve mine.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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LAws are made for Those who doesn't have need them
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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The trick is whatever happens next
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Quiet! The ears have walls!
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Well, Katrina likes it.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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