Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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god believes in you!
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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you are now manually dying
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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BROFIST
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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wishing things away is not effective
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One man's bomb is another man's bum
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love to see it happen
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The revolution has abandoned you--

You're on your own now
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Faith is not an excuse.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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This statement can't be trusted.
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Vegetables are murder.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Knock yourself out.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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It's later than you think.
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Tune out the signal.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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You did it.
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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If there's an almighty god who's not a failure, the one you've been hearing about could only be an impostor. But that only makes sense if you're sane, and as saint paul amply demonstrated, sanity is overrated.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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BROFIST POOPEEPIE!
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Superstition is bad luck.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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i wish i had tried.
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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I was young and I needed the money
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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jesus hippie
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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FOREVER ALONE
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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Think in terms of thought.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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The wisest man is an ape compared to god.
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Question...everything?
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This is Not an Exist.
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[citation needed]
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