One Sentence Memebombs Database

You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".

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Small minds think alike, too.

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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel

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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.

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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.

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Hokum all ye faithful

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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"

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Don't trust me--I don't exist.

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Plebiscite: Whether we say yes or no, it makes chumps of us.

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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC

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Never mind that.

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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.

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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?

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It's not a benefit unless you use it.

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We're behaving like insects

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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings

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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.

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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.

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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.

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I hate the very thought of the thought of you

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I'm in this for the money.

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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.

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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!

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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted

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Free

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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.

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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."

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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.

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Stand out, be part of a crowd.

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the way is already narrow without your help.

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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.

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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.

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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.

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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it

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getting even is odd.

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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.

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I remember when all of you were semen.

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Go on, I won't tell.

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You have been selected for a secret mission.

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Laziness is a virtue.

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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.

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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.

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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?

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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !

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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."

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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses

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war is a purification rite

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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.

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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.

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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.

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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.

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laugh hard at the absurdly evil

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Private parking in Area only !

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The beginning of the end is T

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I'm an anarchist and I vote!

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you are a victim of the rules you live by

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Work is a four letter word.

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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.

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Read out loud.

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remember you always have freedom of choice

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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."

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free water! Take one!

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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.

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remember to react

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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.

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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.

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To have nothing is impossible. You'll always perceive something.

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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.

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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel

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Everybody knows.

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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.

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Are you un-happy? If not, why?

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Nothing that is the same is ever equal
Nothing that is equal is ever the same
All men are created equal
But in their hearts they long to be the same

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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.

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This sign is not for you.

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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?

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Politics is war by other means

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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart

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Fight crime. Shoot back.

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Start finishing what you finished starting.

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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters

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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.

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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.

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whoever controls the future controls the world

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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?

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help me i've turned into paper

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the truth cannot be copyrighted

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vagina dentata

(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)

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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.

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Peace is a graveyard.

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Nostalgia is necrophilia.

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How do you get all those coins?

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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded

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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.

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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.

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The boss needs you, you don't need him.

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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.

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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL

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ban censorship!

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only the robots are on time anymore

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