in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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