Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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Existence is futile
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sodomy street: Dookie monster
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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GET OVER IT
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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It's later than you think.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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It's never too late to start.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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nobody does anything anymore!
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This is not here
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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worrying can help you prepare
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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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this is one sentence.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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Please clean up after your god.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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don't place to much trust in experts
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PROMISES PRIMACES
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Difference engenders hate.
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It's nigh on time I started using this phrase.
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psychicdelic
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DO NOT DEFACE THIS SIGN SUCKS
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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to be is not to be
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Thou shalt make no more commandments.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Things are great because great men did them. Men are great because they did great things.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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Give me a thousand men crazy enough to conquer hell, and I will do it.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Have you been alive lately?
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Tick tick tick
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More people have been to the moon than I have.
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