Semi Official Memebomb Archive

science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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fnord
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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You can't buy fun like this
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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What you change, changes you.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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I WANT A CUDDLE
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No costume is no costume
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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There are five kinds of people:
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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Can I askew a question?
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Support your local ceiling.
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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Fools seldom differ
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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the revolution will not realised
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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All generalisations are false
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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just one pill away from the koo-koo's nest, aren't we?
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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all things are delicately interconnected
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Do you smell bacon?
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Not a Restroom
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Don't worry, be metal
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Now Accepting New Patience
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Leap before you look
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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Such Oddacity.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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The new money is info.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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blumpkinfluffer
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Yes you are.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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Confront the system.
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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"I can't breed!"
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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