Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Watch this space, but not too intently.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Let us prey
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Please use your natural reaction.
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Kilmalosa323
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the whether is changing
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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"Time's up... or left?"
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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I'm not wearing any underwear
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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war is a purification rite
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Save the banks lol
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Prophets profit.
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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problem solver or problem maker
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Knock yourself out.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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can't spell "culture" without "cult"...
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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power lies everywhere
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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Above all things, revere yourself.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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しょがない。
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Freedom is a party
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Fumble the bumble
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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just finished reading "caesar's messiah" by joseph atwill and i finally realize its no more the case that i need to ask god for forgiveness but now i need to forgive god for never existing. just a cunning literary creation, superb aneristic illusion and stunning 2000 year old mindfuck. hail eris!! heads up discordians!!! h.c. ;-)
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Most things are actually really interesting if you think about them hard enough. Some aren't, though.
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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Don't Think!! BELIEVE!!
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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security makes me nervous
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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I want this statement to be false.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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This is not a pipe.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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We're behaving like insects
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I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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Got your knows!
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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I think the terrorists just won.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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