Semi Official Memebomb Archive

corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Change your mind, it's starting to smell.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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what did you lap up today?
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Make like nature: select all.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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recluses always get weak
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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Your smile or your life
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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To be free today means to participate.
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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That's what she said.
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I ll never need to see the sun again
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ISABELLAH
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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People are blinky
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The medium is not the masseuse.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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the goal of religion is its dissollution
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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averageness is a point of view
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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[Verification needed]
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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nobody is in charge
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Call in Sick
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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The revolution is over, and yet here you are.
It only takes one.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
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Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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Got your knows!
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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You did it.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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Have a nice day. Or else
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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ambidextrous cunnilingus kinda lingers on yer fingers...
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Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
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stasis is a dream state
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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The silver-lineing comes unstiched
caught in the twig of a broom of a witch
falls to the ground where you toil
at your feet it's just foil
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