Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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people are boring unless they are extremists
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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land of the fee
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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This statement is a lie.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Kissing a stranger and receiving a slap is better than arriving home in safe routine and wondering what could have been.
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KNOW NOW
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Kill your imagination.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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Poetry is in the street.
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This is a question?
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Think inside the box
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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fuck you
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Every statement contains falsehood
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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the revolution will not realised
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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Don't think
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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In here we're all anemic.
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Have you blipped your kerblobson today?
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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EVERYTHING IS WIND, ONLY THE WIND IS NOT WIND
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Don't believe this sentence.
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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recluses always get weak
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Reality is unbelievable.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Youthanize yourself
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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empower proponents of peer pressure
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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If your not confused your wrong
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ONE CANNOT IRON THE RIPPLES OFF THE SURFACE OF A STILL POND.
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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Common sense is neither.
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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