Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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PROLIFUCK
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Language is speaking you.
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Paradox isn't.
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Do you think that went well?
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government — except all those other forms that have been tried. — Winston Churchill
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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Time Takes Care of All problems
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Keep quiet about this.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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Gamergate was here
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Don't be naive.
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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black lies matter
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A language is a dialect with an army
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Soil isn't a document
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Check Mate!
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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Time moves in one direction, memory in another.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
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How do you get all those coins?
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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This is not simply entertainment.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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xenophobes also fear you.
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exciting controversy
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Is that normal or is that just you?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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THe alarm goes off. "hurry! They'll be here in a few minutes!"
No, im not breaking into someone's house. I'm breaking into the day.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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the secret of the universe is just that
the secret of the universe
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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worrying can help you prepare
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Reality is only a theory
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Mission accomplished.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Think in terms of thought.
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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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DO NOT READ THIS
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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The internet is filled with drugged up kittens
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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anarchonistic
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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