Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hoard anything you can't download
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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non serviam
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Don't knock opportunity
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Security Through Obscurity
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christafarian
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Click here to win.
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Constant mutation is the key to self rotation
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you can even marry harry
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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lord of the memes...
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Orwell was right.
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Critique Thyself
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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Now Accepting New Patience
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It happened to you too
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Be a badass
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You are a fire hazard
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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fuck you
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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apologies
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Men always generalise
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Please do not lick the paintings
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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you must have one grand passion
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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this is how you become Descartes' Demon.
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Property is theft.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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Success: Just say NO.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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really
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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Measure once, cut twice
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