Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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DO NOT READ THIS
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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Im With (Biased Individual)
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I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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wishing things away is not effective
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the posthumous will judge.
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Are you sure? Why not?
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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Find your passion for apathy
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Normal
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
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Don't quote this
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I saw what you did just now
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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poonerism
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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fathers often use too much force
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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brainsprain
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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bleed for the international power
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here...catch!
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Be young - shut up!
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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god believes in you!
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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people say food looks good.
does it still look good after you crap it out?
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Pretend this is Reality
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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labels are not all inclusive
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Gamergate was here
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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raise boys and girls the same way
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We saw her duck.
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out of chaos comes wisdom
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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Most people secretly think they deserve it.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Have a good day, or die.
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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Just because it's common sense doesn't mean it's true.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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There is no mainstream.
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