Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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CAN'T SPELL "CRISIS" WITHOUT "ISIS".
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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somebody stop me. please.
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I'll be back.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Quick! Everyone count to zero!
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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water is just boneless ice
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Kill time before it kills you!
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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the hippies didn't die they just went underground!
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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Those who listen only to what they want to hear, end up dancing with their own reflection - in the abyss.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Life and death'
both are tough sentences
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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The Machine is Us.
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They think you're weird.
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wacked lives shatter
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Do not live, do not die.
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education is everywhere
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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[Citation Needed]
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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levity sucks.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Be my brother or I'll kill you.
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Poetry is in the street.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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TITS
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Your mother was lying
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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This is Not an Exist.
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practice random acts
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There is no help.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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"Please do not use other door."
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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civilization is the denial of shit
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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Can I ask you a second question?
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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fuck bitches, get money.
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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"Isn't that how Shamanism works?"
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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Coitus ergo sum.
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Death is not only for you.
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