Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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Believing is seeing.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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You are now breathing manually.
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everything that's interesting is new
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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Hail Stones!
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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Why not?
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ALWAYS IS
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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My moral standing is lying down.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Call in Sick
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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This message is false
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manual labor can be refreshing and wholesome
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
-Claude Monet
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Rejoin the human race.
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Beware of falling hammers
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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we need some new cliches
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Who is the one who is living you now?
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Maybe you're a product too
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
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You are the opposition!
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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A free world needs no leaders
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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You can hit the Jackpot if you attempt suicide.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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Holy shit look over there --->
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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'I wish you could hear my voice the way I hear it.', Murtaza Rai
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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civilization is the denial of shit
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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We are watching you
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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