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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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BROFIST
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Science and the bible can be reconciled with two dimensions of time.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat." The architect did not agree. He said, "But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So God must have been an architect." The computer scientist, who had listened to all of this said, "Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?"
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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NO YOU!
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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i know that i don't know.
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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What is the first question?
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Question lobotomy.
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God is dead, long live God
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everything counts in large amounts
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I'd pay a lot of money to watch Samuel L. Jackson curse out an infant.
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nothing is something
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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blumpkinfluffer
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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abort that defeatist
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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education is everywhere
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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private property created crime
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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THE WASTED WANT NOT.
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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Philosophy is the systematic abuse of a terminology specifically designed for that purpose
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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what did you lap up today?
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Instead of pining after a vacation, set up a life you don't need to escape from.
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Don't quote this
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There is nothing hidden here.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Laws make criminals.
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We see what you did there.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
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brobama
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Theft is liberty
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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"I can't breed!"
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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