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Everybody else who read this was a smug asshole, it's a good thing you came along.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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I was young and I needed the money
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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there is chaos in order
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Kill Your Idols.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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laugh hard at the absurdly evil
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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WAKE UP.
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non serviam
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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you LIVE in that head?
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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Theft is liberty
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seize the means of imagination
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i think therefore i think i am
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Space is a practiced place.
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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This message is false
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Think about what you are thinking
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Do you have another man's name on your underwear?
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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please change beliefs
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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categorizing fear is calming
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Very vinnie voorhees
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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you're doing it.
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It's always interesting to see what happens when a man suddenly realizes that being crazy can pay.
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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you must disagree with authority figures
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Fuck Darwin, Donate Semen.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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They know you're reading this.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Congregation, please be seated
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all information is misinformation
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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choice != control
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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technology will make or break us
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