Semi Official Memebomb Archive

WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
#852 -270 = 3652 - 3922 - +
Control is not control
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
#4307 -413 = 2978 - 3391 - +
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
#6474 -292 = 2828 - 3120 - +
Laibach and Bank of England
#5871 -369 = 3147 - 3516 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
#5648 -368 = 3061 - 3429 - +
i wish i had tried.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
#4701 -309 = 2918 - 3227 - +
self-awareness can be crippling
#2457 -355 = 3348 - 3703 - +
You are living proof god has a sense of humor
#4819 -365 = 3572 - 3937 - +
White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
#3199 -315 = 2771 - 3086 - +
Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
#5959 -302 = 3061 - 3363 - +
It's not lies if we know the truth.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Measure once, cut twice
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
#5544 -303 = 3175 - 3478 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
#2670 -315 = 3046 - 3361 - +
Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
#2605 -300 = 3301 - 3601 - +
Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
#4000 -344 = 2897 - 3241 - +
Space is a practiced place.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
#5310 -287 = 3249 - 3536 - +
Violence never settles anything.
#3039 -283 = 3337 - 3620 - +
Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
#710 -288 = 4095 - 4383 - +
lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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Art is dangerous
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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This message is false
#2923 -338 = 3470 - 3808 - +
gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
#2738 -343 = 2754 - 3097 - +
i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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All men are created unequal.
#682 -278 = 3779 - 4057 - +
I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
#1555 -335 = 3160 - 3495 - +
Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
#4244 -315 = 3517 - 3832 - +
Question Authority--and the authorities will question you.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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You are a product.
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I'm better than you.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
#4713 -302 = 3200 - 3502 - +
The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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For a good time call Eris
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DO NOT WANT.
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Try to outlive these words.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
#3554 -306 = 3175 - 3481 - +
I WANT A CUDDLE
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follow my directions: take the next left right?
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
#4678 -306 = 2797 - 3103 - +
The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
#5225 -337 = 2887 - 3224 - +
You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
#4066 -325 = 2630 - 2955 - +
You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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This is the distraction.
#2913 -308 = 3396 - 3704 - +
Patriotism is for foreigners
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Theft is liberty
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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the city is upstairs
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#5540 -331 = 3238 - 3569 - +
psychicdelic
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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this is a interdistraction
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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