Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Utopia, why?
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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warning: the sky really is falling
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brainsprain
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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And I thought I was original!
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Quit the shit
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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This bear's repeating.
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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What Would Paris Do?
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Schplie!!!! at random
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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suk up and pop
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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Your mother was lying
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It's now
 
 
and then
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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That was a bad idea.
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The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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our bored brains need information overload
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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minimalism is about the details
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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world wide eyed
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you gotta do something with all that eternity we got lying about
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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[citation needed]
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Time's fun when you're having flies
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Obsessive preoccupation with inappropriate goals
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Love's as good as soma!
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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The revolution will be the same
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Do not read this message.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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This is a thought free zone.
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What poor gods we do make.
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しょがない。
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Percepi et esse.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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You are Powerful!
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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They think you're weird.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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you must have one grand passion
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If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe.
-Church Sign in Northern Ireland
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Suicide is against the law!
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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