Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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everybody's quarantined, but the lights can still go out.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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BUREAUCRAZY
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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Caution: dry floor.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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You might regret it.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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down with lies?
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We see what you did there.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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If its to be its up to me
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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I hear music!
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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[Citation Needed]
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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There is no Truth here.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Science is a cult
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Feed Your Change to The Machine.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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This is a pipe.
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Don't fuck with the government: it might reproduce!
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All myths are modern
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Dying can be hazardous to your health.
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So, read any good books lately?
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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farts in jars though.
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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And I thought I was original!
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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just believing something can make it happen
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we need some new cliches
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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Fight Me
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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What are you doing?!
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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JUST THINKING
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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jesus was a roman mole
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someone should do something about that
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
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to whom it may concern,
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