Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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The following ISS sightings are possible from Wednesday Dec 23, 2015 through Friday Jan 1, 2015
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
Liberty was that thing you lost when you "forgot" to vote because you took the wrong turn off the interstate and couldn't be arsed to turn around and go back, thirty seconds out of your way.
vagina dentata
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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