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Jesus wasn't a christian
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Sometimes joke underpants are still underpants.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Mohammed made a good profit
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Write this somewhere else.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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We saw her duck.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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If the road to hell is paved with good intentions than I have some questions for heaven
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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Be all that you can be
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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Authorised graffiti area
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Newfags can't triforce
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ERROR: Cannot comply with machine
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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Art is dangerous
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Buddha made me do it.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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Who told you to believe that?
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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"Time's up... or left?"
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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Be excellent to each other
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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If you are not a part of disillusion, you're a part of the problem
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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Fait accompli...
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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this is a interdistraction
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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We are digging in the trenches of the New Underground
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Home is where the disease is
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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When you go to sleep tonight, you will die. An impostor with all your memories will awake, and to their credit, they will even think they are you.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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description is more important than metaphor
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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you left the iron on.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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We must think of beauty as what we are, or the concept itself becomes our enemy.
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you are now manually dying
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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check your assumptions
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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