Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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hate humanity. love people
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The Game
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Never mind that.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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Just do it.
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Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
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August Victoria hospital
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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You don't need this ----->
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When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Reality is a work in progress.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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The following statement is not true:
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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I am living in denial.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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why did the germ cross the microscope? to get to the other slide!
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Defective for our future.
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Should your innocence be established, the department will notify your surviving beneficiaries.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Does your mother know you can read this?
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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you're it, no backsies
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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all things are delicately interconnected
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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alzheimer macht frei
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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I am no longer infected
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even she goes poo... even she
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Cums
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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Scene and Herd.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then others will do the laughing for you.
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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choice != control
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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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seizure salad
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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