When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who don't.
-Benchley's Law of Distinction
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