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You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Reliance on others is a weakness for the strong, but a strength for the weak.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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Reading is not understanding.
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HUMAN GOVERNMENT IS A STATE OF MIND!
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Why are you so sure?
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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Think while it's still illegal
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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This is where I get off...
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I like this one. It's dense.
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Poetry is in the street.
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Science is a cult
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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happy happens
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YOU will live forever!
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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It is happening again.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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wait faster
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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Without fuck ¡
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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even your family can betray you
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bad intentions can yield good results
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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No hidden window here.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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categorizing fear is calming
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The Beginning is Near.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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They hang the man and flog the woman
That steal the goose from off the common
But let the greater villain loose
That steals the common from the goose.
- England, 18th cent.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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We'll make you happy
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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I'll be back.
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i think therefore i think i am
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What if you're the one?
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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hungry? eat me.
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Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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