I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
if you don't vote you can't complain; if you did vote for these idiots you really can't complain.
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