Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If I hadn't believed it, I would never have seen it.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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not valid without receipt
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Think in terms of thought.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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A FREE THING IS WORTH NOTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND YOU.
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Love is the illusion that you are an individual.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Was it worth it?
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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This message is false
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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Jesus made a good profit
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Who watches the watchers?
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Abstinence is perverted
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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Secrecy kills.
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There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
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We are all popes of our own madness
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Everything is Pornographic.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Ye of many faiths
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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Binge on Education, Shit Success.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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slack lives matter
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Collapse the state of mind
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Please go away.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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you're it, no backsies
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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Just give up and go crazy.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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sheep -without them the Sheppard would have no clothes and nothing to eat
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I feel like jonah in the belly of a whale.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Read less, live more.
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Life is not only for you.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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