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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Reality is but lies and truth is but fear
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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You are now trapped.
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The new money is info.
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MEMESTORM
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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The hidden factor may be you.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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To be happy is a new notion
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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IT'S ONLY A JOKE UNTIL "THEY" GET THE PUNCHLINE
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Think while it's still illegal
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It's always today.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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I refuse to acknowledge the existence of cognitive dissonance
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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There is where you say something stupid.
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fake or real indifference is a powerful personal weapon
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Don't forget to die
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Free will is compulsory.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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An object at rest cannot be stopped
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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19februholidamned
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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no not ain't plz ----seysqezz ay
 
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i can't do that yet.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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Stop history
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If nothing changes, nothing changes.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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physical culture is second best
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Post-modernism means never having to say that you're wrong
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Welcome to the world of adult Dating loveawake.ru
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morals are for little people
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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if wishes were fishes we'd all be fat cats
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pink is ok, too
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Quick, while no one is looking!
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