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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
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kill the planet, save the universe.
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violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
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They know you're reading this.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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Every generation has thought that they would be the last. Every single one has been wrong.
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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It might be worth it.
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MINDCRAFT
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Ateoff shitler
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
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Sense is made, not born.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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How did you get here?
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Can I get you something to drink? Refill your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Average is such a mean word
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Law = X/0
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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This is an advertisement
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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what a drag it is getting sold
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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What is it with you and money?
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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i redundant already.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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Lead Ashtray
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Keep quiet about this.
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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It's never too late to start.
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Keep looking until there are no more details
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Defective for our future.
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しょがない。
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Work is a four letter word.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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It is happening again.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Here stands the Great Machine! Its eyes are gold and silver, and its name is Urizen. Ever does it turn, marching forward into eternity, turning the blood of men into history. Caught in its terrible gears, the world wails. Turning, turning, ever turning: The end is marked by a wheel
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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