Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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The media lies.
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Click here to win.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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DIY
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Such Oddacity.
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You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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i am paint. watch me dry!
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Behind the mask, there is no face.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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Go directly to jail.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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no absolutes!
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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The Universe is just a short poem
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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If you were a zombie, I'd cry when i kill you
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Darwin Hates You.
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I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Be all that you can be
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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smash -HERE- to find out
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this is a interdistraction
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down with lies?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Politician, govern thyself.
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i redundant already.
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Gideons international are gestapo agents for Christianity
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Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
to si mi so . Stress cures
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts.
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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water is just boneless ice
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