Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Try to outlive these words.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Most people do not know how to behave in a massacre.
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This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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deceive regularly
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you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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"I can't breed!"
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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You are not your self-image.
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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These eyes have seen things you would easily believe.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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Belief is the Enemy.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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fuck you
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Be as if.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
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Success: Just say NO.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Five is a demon.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Try Dying.
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Roll again.
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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the new is nothing but a restatement of the old
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Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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i browse eye brows.
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Vacuum packed for freshness.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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just say know
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