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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Why must what happens happen?
If we are but Dream,
what is the horrid mind who does that Dreaming?
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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there are too few immutable truths today
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conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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Love's as good as soma!
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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go fuck yourself
No really
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How am I not myself?
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anarchonistic
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Without fuck ¡
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Are you living in the real world?
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Learn to Dis-earn
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.7 !
The bum will give you your next clue, for some change.
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Ah non, j'ai encore pogné une fight contre un iohan, ca mène à rien.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Man's character is his fate.
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if you think this line is clever, you should check what i wrote on the back of the toilet pot
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Newfags can't triforce
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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truth doesn't exist, and neither does anything else- how do you know you can trust your senses?
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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How do you get all those coins?
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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That was a bad idea.
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Kwote Zero
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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Removal of this wall prohibited by order of government.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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Nice one. You got away with it.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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It's ok that you don't know.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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wait!
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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It's not the length 0r the humility
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the past is dead country
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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How are you reading this?
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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The door is the key.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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I like.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Maybe i'm dyslexic... Maybe i'm Agnostic... Maybe i'm an Insomniac. Either way this matters not, because every night i lie awake wondering about dog!
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I am living in denial.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
— Will Rogers
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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TV Sets the Channel
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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dare to be smart
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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Society wants people conform, but if all conformed how would society evolve
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