Semi Official Memebomb Archive

never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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Scene and Herd.
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Reality is rated R, too.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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I hear music!
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Finding solutions in absurd has about the same 50-50 success rate as in logic.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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Jesus was an Arab Jew
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Fools seldom differ
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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There were no zero sum games until we made them.
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Keep quiet about this.
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It's time to make yourself proud- and everyone else a little nervous.
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You'll never get this time back.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Try Dying.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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challenge your habits
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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what did you lap up today?
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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to whom it may concern,
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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23 is a good number it's a statistical analysts nightmare
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Politician, govern thyself.
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the past is dead country
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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This is the end
of the
end
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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You are now breathing manually.
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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There's a war for your mind, are you losing it?
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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private property created crime
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I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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No, you're not a rebel.
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fuck it we ball
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A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
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Do you think that went well?
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
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starvation is nature's way
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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I can see you
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