Semi Official Memebomb Archive

it is a sign of a pathological society to have monuments of hospital centers to keep itself functioning.
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No one is stopping you
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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iPods are made of people!
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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never fear goddess is here
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You were alone before they left you
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Appreciate Chaos
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You are hearing voices
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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HAIL TETRIS!
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
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ALWAYS IS
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This is a question?
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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lord, when you said, "i will make you fishers of men.", i didn't know you would use me as bait!
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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You can't be late until you show up.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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inheritance must be abolished
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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Government Complaints Box
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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No, you're not a rebel.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Fait accompli...
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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christinsanity
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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pain can be a very positive thing
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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When I grow up, I want to be a dull working class citizen with a wife and kids and a male archetypal hobby.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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They Live. We sleep
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All biography is ultimately fiction.
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the whether is changing
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it is difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
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this is a interdistraction
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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SILENCE
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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Stupidity is the cure for what ails you.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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One repays a teacher poorly if they remain a student - Nietzsche
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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You can't be too serious.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Life is not only for you.
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Grab it and feel it
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Are you living in the real world?
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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What is the first question?
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The sad thing in the world is a dying man who never had an original thought in his whole life.
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fnord
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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I came, I saw, she conquered.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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