Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
#5577 -280 = 2789 - 3069 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
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to be is not to be
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
#3001 -255 = 3672 - 3927 - +
No forbidding allowed.
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"Please feel free."
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
#5505 -333 = 2608 - 2941 - +
Can my false memory be that convincing?
#880 -236 = 3853 - 4089 - +
I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
#4902 -367 = 2869 - 3236 - +
Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
#3527 -307 = 4088 - 4395 - +
FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
#3614 -365 = 3185 - 3550 - +
Malpractice makes perfect
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Only Americans are real humans
#2223 -286 = 3194 - 3480 - +
BEWARE OF TRUTH
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
#6212 -440 = 3707 - 4147 - +
They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
#2880 -306 = 2604 - 2910 - +
Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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â–²
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
#1015 -346 = 3512 - 3858 - +
operating under the illusion
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
#6351 -698 = 4206 - 4904 - +
Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
#5101 -384 = 3283 - 3667 - +
Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
#3629 -310 = 3409 - 3719 - +
No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
#4564 -296 = 3053 - 3349 - +
The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
#4968 -372 = 3143 - 3515 - +
play freebird!
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
#1164 -248 = 3522 - 3770 - +
A mind is a terrible thing to waste; recycle yours at the earliest opportunity.
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I'm better than you.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Wrong is the natural state of the world
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I hate prejudiced people.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -2482 = 7382 - 9864 - +
Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
#5525 -259 = 3131 - 3390 - +
Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
#5230 -393 = 2885 - 3278 - +
I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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listen to the silence
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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You are now entering chapel perilous
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i hate to break it to you but your mother is not a virgin
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warning: the sky really is falling
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mi si ma ni me soto - Learning is the meaning of life
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Stupidity is a talent.
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Your memebomb
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
#6267 -306 = 4018 - 4324 - +
I can see you
#1495 -303 = 3347 - 3650 - +
Habeas Corpus
#1365 -292 = 2909 - 3201 - +
Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Abuse of authority comes as no surprise.
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Reality is not a persistent hallucination.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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This is 'not cricket'.
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when you shit in your garden, is it considered caring about your plants, or hating your plants, or just being too poor to afford a goddamn toilet.
Get a goddamn job, hippie.
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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In a dream I saw a way to survive and was full of joy!
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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Authorised graffiti area
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Confront the system.
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
#4200 -327 = 2631 - 2958 - +
FOOTWEAR IS A PAIR 'O DOCKS!
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Try Dying.
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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In the event of an emergency, we will always remember 9-11.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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Until you realize the power of an archetype/symbol, it's just another bar in your cell.
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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You are Powerful!
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TV Sets the Channel
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WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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