Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Head Your mind!
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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even your family can betray you
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Should we start over?
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Eating the menu?
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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to free yourself from others' power you must overcome your own inertia, or exploit it
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Suicide is against the law!
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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using force to stop force is absurd
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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Law = X/0
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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I love you too.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Private parking in Area only !
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Panic carefully
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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suk up and pop
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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You'll never get this time back.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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Somebody hates you
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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escape from libtardia.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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Now is all you have.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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At the end you see it clear
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I'm an anarchist and I vote!
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Utopia, why?
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Burning bush did 9/11
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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Is this really worth it?
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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minimeme
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Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
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