Semi Official Memebomb Archive

-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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ONE MUST PUT IN TO GET OUT: GIGO
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Dare to be stupid.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Then why do you do it?
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"Please feel free."
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Beneath the paving stones, the Beach Boys!
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you LIVE in that head?
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FALL OUT BOY IS NOT MEME-WORTHY.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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theft is the liberty of property
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Get ready for this.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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Jesus loves war!
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Science is a cult
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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I love my tribe.
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We're behaving like insects
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Wait you're worried about your Boss seeing your e-mails?
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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mttv
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MAKE IT STOP
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lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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even your family can betray you
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Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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JUST THINKING
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Right side up, sunny side down
pain is the smile on the face of a clown
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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There is where you say something stupid.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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Robots bleed red
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Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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Only bad music has any meaning
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
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Don't compensate, IMITATE!
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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jesus was a roman mole
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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No matter where you go... there you are.
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Existence is futile
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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Ye of many faiths
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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the notes for which are they are noted, are not noted for being musical notes
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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ice 4 eyes
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you forgot to close your browser window.
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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THEY WANT YOUR X
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People in glass houses should've paid more attention to Al Gore
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