Semi Official Memebomb Archive

GOD IS DEAD AND NOONE CARES
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know it's naught!
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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The police are your friends.
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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[Drop meme bomb here]
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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Fortune Favours the lucky
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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[insert witty meme here]
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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christinsanity
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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christafarian
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Yield to oncoming traffic.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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problem solver or problem maker
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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It's not my struggle
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Repetition is a form of change.
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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REALITY WILL NOT ACCOMMODATE YOUR BELIEFS.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Suicide is against the law!
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Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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travelight
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Language is speaking you.
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For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
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Knowing is hard.
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Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
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It might be worth it.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Slippery when slick
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But we'll never survive!
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Conspiracy is an indication of weakness.
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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You are one of the masks
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I'm better than you.
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Is this really worth it?
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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Vanilla extract
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
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Did I just say that out loud?
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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i know that i don't know.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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illness is a state of mind
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Politician, govern thyself.
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