Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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I don't think I think what you think I think.
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LOL, CONTEXT!
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason
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relativity is no boon to mankind
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can-I-help-you's
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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I hate prejudiced people.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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Hellen back
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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This sentence is a memory you are having in the future.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Think outside the book.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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â–²
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this is certainly sort of strange
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the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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Things you own end up owning you
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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Down is the new up!
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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If one could vote against a candidate, would most elections end up with negative counts?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I hate you all, that is why you suffer so.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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happy happens
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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You're unique, just like everybody else
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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[insert witty meme here]
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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I love my tribe.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Soil isn't a document
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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My fetish is heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position between a married man and woman.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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you must disagree with authority figures
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you sure its safe?
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Private parking in Area only !
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there is no such thing as truth or falsehood, just your inability to perceive that fact.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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A free world needs no leaders
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Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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mothers shouldn't make too many sacrifices
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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Beliefs are like assault rifles: just because the Constitution says you can have them, doesn't mean you need them.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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offer very little information about yourself
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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don't place to much trust in experts
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You got away with it.
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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prosecutors will be violated.
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Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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