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mttv
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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dumbing down is as dumbing down does
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being happy is more important than anything else
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
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The beginning of the end is T
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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don't postpone joy
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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illness is a state of mind
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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I have found a truth.
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Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
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Diet Soda is for those who want the diet version of soda
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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  â–²
â–² â–²
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Underneath all the God stuff... more God stuff.
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Good luck on your exam.
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If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
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seize the means of imagination
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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being who you are is it's own reward
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There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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Republican patriot fakers
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Maybe you're a product too
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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be ignorant is not a problem, it is to want to stay at all costs that is unforgivable ...
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there is no fun in fundamentalism
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
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you can live on through your descendants
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You're so hardcore, you're punk rock.
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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g0d sn1ff3d c0c41n3 and th0ught
"l3t's s33 wh4t h4pp3n5 wh3n w3 4dd 4 u53l355 tr33 th4t m1ght d00m hum4nity."
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it is probable that more humans exist in the past than in the future. but it is more probable that where humans cease to exist they begin to be something else entirely
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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supplementing my permanent record
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
â–¼ â–¼
◙◙◙◙◙
explain that.
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Someone knows better than you
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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travelight
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Only the insane prosper
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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Feel great on purpose.
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Have your furries spayed and neutered!
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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