It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
If an asshole is someone that makes you question the things that you care about, then we need more assholes.
If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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