Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Chaos never goes out in style?
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And thus, sense was made.
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Property is theft.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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are you wearing that?
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KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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drink coffe, and shut down:::??? !
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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mad, not angry.
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Forget you even read this.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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No one has died for your sins
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IF EVEN THE MAKER OF ALL STONES DOESN'T THROW STONES, WHY DO WE?
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
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Change yourself and you change the world.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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what is future
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It's time to climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
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I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Don't believe everything you think.
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Work is a four letter word.
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No one gets out alive.
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Jesus is 6.
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i believe that children are the futile
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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starvation is nature's way
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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No one cares if you lie on the internet.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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The following statement is not true:
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-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Resistance is fertile
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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whom slumbers with an itchy bottom, awakens with a smelly finger
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Ye of many faiths
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
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laws make legislatures
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Pretend to be real.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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Think outside the book.
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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You don't need *Them* to help you screw up your life.
You are good enough at it yourself.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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Education is a form of murder
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Some farts go poof.
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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The key to happiness is knowing that the world is shit
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Not a Restroom
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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