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During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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"Please do not use other door."
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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how do you enforce "gun control"?
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Why not?
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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If seeing is believing you have to be blind.
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brobama
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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The wheel of time keeps circling round. Sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down..
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I WILL NEVER LIE AGAIN!
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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No hidden window here.
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We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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I was a servant of god... Then I got fired.
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Squeeze grilled oranges for an extra boost of energy!
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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yeah, i know.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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run run as fast as you can you cant catch me im the.. oh poo you've got a taser
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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look above the wind.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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[this scene was directed by David Lynch]
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Stamp Out ___ism.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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No one has died for your sins
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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White Washing Reality Creates A Canvas Of Villany
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Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Blue and red are colors of pain and cola
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We may all be dust in the wind ; but im makein a fucking kite, how about you?
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Adapt or die!
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There is no help.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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it's a headless blunder
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
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Pretend this is Reality
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much was decided before you were born
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Has to happen to somebody.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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starvation is nature's way
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Kill Your Idols.
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The past tense of regret is indecision.
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shhh, did you hear that? that was the sound of your dreams being raped by reality.
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hate humanity. love people
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i don't need a condom, i need a shoehorn!
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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psychicdelic
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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Bored people are boring people.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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