Semi Official Memebomb Archive

An honest politician is a national calamity.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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The world is a vast temple dedicated to Discord. - Voltaire.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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WHEN FREEDOM EXISTS, THERE WILL BE NO STATE
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I've seen the fnords but sometimes i forget
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Nothing is 100% true
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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If we saw tomorrow’s newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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Anarchy simply is functionality without the imposition of will
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Did I just say that out loud?
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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don't forget what you already know
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Think outside which box?
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Somebody hates you
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Please don't care about this sign.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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I hear music!
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exausted every other option." — Winston Churchill
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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Because it's there.
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yeah, i know.
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Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
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[Citation Needed]
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The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
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I hope to god that when I die, people will make vile jokes about ME.
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I have nothing against god. is his fan club that scares me.
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Do not read this.
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Prosecute the Persecutors
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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God is a word.
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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A naked mind is sexy.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Illusion is a revolutionary weapon
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
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whatever you do today, please, make sure you lock the doors.
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Wit happens.
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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Don't tread on me
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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abuse of power comes as no surprise
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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KNOW SHIT!
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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automation is deadly
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Metallica Still Sucks
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Refuse to be remastered
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Witchcraft always has a hard time, until it becomes established and changes its name.
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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Small minds think alike, too.
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