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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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guilt and self-laceration are indulgences
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit.
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What's the worst that could happen if you told the truth?
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You are hearing voices
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.
-Richard Armour
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maybe partying will help
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Try to outlive these words.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
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Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
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Life's a Whatever, and then you... maybe
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Jesus died for your sensei.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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JUST THINKING
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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The very fact that you exist is the end product of billions of Aeons of fantastically unlikely events. Statistically you don't exist.
  
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Is your right to forget unalienable?
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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in order to suck seed you need to pop down to your local pet shop
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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challenge your habits
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"Should we decide this democratically?"
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ALWAYS IS
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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Life's tough, ain't it?
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land of the fee
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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Hope is what gets you up in the morning. Change is what buys you the coffee to get through it.
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Newfags can't triforce
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Suicide is against the law!
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Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
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You are a fire hazard
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ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE AN IDIOT IS A FOOL!
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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d's nutz
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Lucifer goes to church.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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It's too late; you're part of it now.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
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You're standing in it now.
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Marx invented capitalism.
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
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recluses always get weak
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