Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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Just give up and go crazy.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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help me i've turned into paper
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Lions: 5, Christians: 0.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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what are politics when the pipes in the bathroom burst?
- j.m. barrie 1888
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Private parking in Area only !
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Jesus loves war!
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Man's character is his fate.
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Control is not control
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Do not adjust your set; do not adjust your setting
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Suffering is Optional...
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Life is price less.
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Down is the new up!
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Normal
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True love is overrated
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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Knowing is hard.
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me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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WARNING: Beware warning signs.
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Do you believe in the son of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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There is no such thing as The Machine.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
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selfishness is the most basic motivation
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If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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fly's undone.
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How are you reading this?
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Reality is a Work In Progress
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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mostly you should mind your own business
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Beware the ides of thrill rides, for they may be of poor but entertaining construction.
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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It's a trap!
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Perception is nine tenths of the law
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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if you're not doing whatever the hell you want
you're wasting your potential
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Please go back 3 squares
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consider the inconsiderate.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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The Universe is just a short poem
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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