Semi Official Memebomb Archive

A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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DESIRE IS AN ELIXIR OF PAIN
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Try to outlive these words.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Oops bi did it again
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When was the first time you felt great?
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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What is man but a bridge between animal and superman?
Man must continually climb upon his own shoulders in order to see beyond himself-thus spake zarathustra
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The revolution will be the same
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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todo es perfecto cuando no todo es perfecto
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Try Dying.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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SAUL MUSIC
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raise boys and girls the same way
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This is the end
of the
end
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
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OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Man would sooner have the Void for his purpose than be void of Purpose.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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JESUS ALSO WASHED THE FEET OF JUDAS.
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don't postpone joy
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ISABELLAH
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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All utopias are fucked from the beginning. That doesn't mean we should give up trying though.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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We are watching you
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Neither God nor master!
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
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POOPEEPIE
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Here's what I know,
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Everything is Pornographic.
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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What are you doing?!
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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noise can be hostile
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Context does.
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don't forget what you already know
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I am GOD here!
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what i think i am
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START AT THE BOTTOM
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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-hyphencypher-
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Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
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Have a good day, or die.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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There is no Truth here.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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My Skin breathes in the smoke of the old world
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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