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Pretend you're not pretending
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Got your knows!
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Head Your mind!
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -253 = 2675 - 2928 - +
challenge your habits
#898 -254 = 3100 - 3354 - +
Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -254 = 2820 - 3074 - +
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
#5449 -254 = 2699 - 2953 - +
never fear goddess is here
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -255 = 3447 - 3702 - +
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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Try to outlive these words.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
#4058 -255 = 2971 - 3226 - +
Infect Yourself.
#4184 -255 = 2656 - 2911 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -255 = 2546 - 2801 - +
shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Be young - shut up!
#804 -256 = 2737 - 2993 - +
Critique Thyself
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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The free market never cured malaria.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -256 = 1902 - 2158 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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You always love the ones you hurt
#3251 -257 = 2400 - 2657 - +
Only bad music has any meaning
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
#6007 -257 = 2147 - 2404 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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action causes more trouble than thought
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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It happened to you too
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Jesus loves war!
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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Prophets profit.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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The hidden factor may be you.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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