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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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get off your knees!!!!!
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
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Life is like light bulbs. only the walrus knows why.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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How many people stood exactly where you are now?
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There are five kinds of people:
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Are you interesting?
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the way is already narrow without your help.
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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Got your knows!
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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you must have one grand passion
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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Okay, something here's really fucked up.
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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This message is false
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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I see what you did there.
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Reality is the original Rorschach Test.
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i just changed the world
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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You now get to create a new rule.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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Michael jackson was killed by the illuminati
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Yes you are.
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Only the insane prosper
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
-Mary Kay Ash
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challenge your habits
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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Forget you even read this.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as "progressives".
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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repetition is the best way to learn
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No direction is the right direction
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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TRAVELITE
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ISIS ISIS ISIS, RA RA RA!
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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you can be right and still be murdered
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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often you should act like you are sexless
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I'm not applying for the fourth dimension.
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do you hear what I'm seeing?
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives; for all the scents of green things growing, each breath is but an exhalation of the grave. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing --
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The solution is part of the problem.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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The Truth Is No.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Legalize poverty
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
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just say know
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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Someone is having a serious day.
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Get 0%, win
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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