Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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we must make sacrifices to maintain our quality of life
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Green paper makes me happy!
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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No forbidding allowed.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying a delicious creampie.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Do not under any circumstances suspend disbelief.
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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The beginning of the end is T
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[Insert Poignant Statement Here]
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Watch this space, but not too intently.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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out of nothing comes something
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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I wanna cast magic missile at the darkness!!!
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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Lead Ashtray
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Here's what I know,
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Ignorance isn't free!
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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It really is just a jump to the left.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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lack of charisma can be fatal
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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You're on your own now
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Grayface is a Pope too
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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Existence is futile
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No good plan goes unpunished
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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You are not your ego
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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EVERYTHING SUSPICIOUS IS TERRORISM
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Property is theft.
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.
— Groucho Marx
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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Entropy is the final state, always.
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No us, no them; ONLY THE UNIVERSE.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Free? Prove it!
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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Don't tread on me
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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There will be plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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